Nah bro
Nah-bro is a esoteric programming language created by User:BigGreenHat
Comments start with #
Top value of the stack is 0
Uses the .nah file extension
Instructions
- (number) my ass # Append to stack
- (index) go touch grass # Print
- make (op1) fuck (op2) # Add and append result to stack
- (op1) and (op2) had a miscarriage # Subtract and append result to stack
- make (op1) get (op2) pregnant # Multiply and append result to stack
- make (op1) perform lobotomy on (op2) # Divide and append result to stack
- let (index) cut the line # Pop index and push to top
- (index) get out # Pop
- (index) present to the class # Get input with prompt at stack index and append result to stack
- what was the (number) thing you said (index) # Get character of string and append result to stack
- (index) needs more character development # Convert to character (decimal) and append result to stack
- (index) said he has a lot of girls if (he or she) is lying i would #(if true) [#(if false)] [#comments] # If <= 0
- (index) said she has a lot of guys if she is lying i would #(if true) [#(if false)] [#comments] # If <= 0
- (index) has too much main character energy # Convert to UTF-8 (ascii) code and append result to stack
- decapitate (index) # Cast to integer and append result to stack
- recapitate (index) # Cast to string and append result to stack
- repeat that (number | inf[inite]) more times # Repeats last operation specified number of times
commit mass murder but leave a note (number) # Exits with exit code
Numbers or Indexes
Numbers and Indexes work how you expect with 1 being 1, 2 being 2, etc. But there is also support for ranges, for example;
1,2,3 becomes [1,2,3]
1-3 becomes [1,2,3]
1x3 becomes [1,1,1]
The instruction will run the shortest range times iterating through each, for example
some instruction 1,2 1x2
is the same as
some instruction 1 1
some instruction 2 1
Examples
Cat program
20 my ass
0 needs more character development
0 present to the class
0 go touch grass
Hello, World!
101,108,108,111,44,32,87,111,114,108,100,33,72 my ass
0-12 needs more character development
make 0x12 fuck 12x12
0 go touch grass
Truth Machine
62,32 my ass
0-1 needs more character development
make 1 fuck 0
0 my ass
1 present to the class
decapitate 0
0 said he has a lot of girls if he is lying i would #1 go touch grass
0 said he has a lot of girls if he is lying i would #commit mass murder but leave a note 0
1 my ass
0 go touch grass
repeat that inf more times