My Whole Life

This is a Brain[DATA EXPUNGED] based on my life with strict parents.

Commands

Arguments in commands are stringed characted counts. Punctuation counts as a decimal point followed by the count of letters (e.g. "let me move out"=3243 and "go home, because I am tired"=24.7125). Using 'please' makes a number negative. Also, 'go out' will pop the stack then return it (can be combined with please for 0-stack pop)

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Instruction	Needs argument?	What it does
can I ...?	yes	add arg to cell
dad, can I ...?	yes	subtract arg from cell
may I ...?	yes	multiply cell by arg
dad, may I ...?	yes	divide cell by arg
shall I ...?	yes	raise cell to arg power
please let me ...	yes	modulo cell by arg
okay	no	go to last cell
fine	no	go to next cell
no	no	if cell is zero, get char input and store into cell, else, print cell value as Unicode char (rounded down)
ask your mother	no	print cell value
yes	no	print cell value as binary (WARNING: THIS INSTRUCTION IS VERY DANGEROUS)
where do babies come from?	no	get number input and store into cell
excuse me	no	zero cell
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