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IBC
IBC, which stands for Impose Bill City. It was meant to never be programmed in, even though it technically is possible.
Instructions
The file will always delete itself after it is run.
| Command | What it does |
|---|---|
| newline | If ever it is placed into the program, it deletes system32. |
| N | Does a random instruction from brainfuck. |
| A | It installs adware onto the computer. |
Examples
Hello, World!
There is a 9.495e-64% chance that
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
will become a Hello, World! program. This is the most probable Hello, World! program known to exist in IBC.
Cat program
There is a 0.003% chance that
NNNNN
will become a cat program.
Delete System32
Enshittification Simulator
There is a 0.19% chance that
NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
will simulate enshittification.
Turing-completeness
If you run the N command enough, it will get the program you want.
Implementations
The User MatthiasChan is currently creating a[n] interpreter for this language that will allow you to run it, and will proceed to create a Hello World program.