Gen Alpha

Not to be confused with Gen Alpha Brainrot.

Gen Alpha is a programming language created by User:Purah126. Programs in it are lists of things that gen alpha people would say. They are run in a simulated community of gen alpha children. The main file extensions are .gart (gen alpha recording transcription) and .yap.

Gen Alpha

Paradigm(s)	declarative, imperative
Designed by	User:Purah126
Appeared in	2024
Type system	n/a
Memory system	variable-based
Dimensions	program defined
Computational class	Turing-complete
Reference implementation	Unimplemented
File extension(s)	.gart, .yap

Data types and structures

There are 2 basic data types. Booleans are rizz. L rizz is false, and W rizz is true. Gyatts are integers. The level of a gyatt is its value, this is unbounded.

The only basic data structure is a person. They have either L or W rizz and a gyatt. They also have a namespace consisting of their opinions. If someone is cooking, their properties cannot be changed, and statements done by them are not executed.

People have a list of people who they think are rizzlers. These people believe their rizzler's opinions. If rizzlers contradict on rizz, then L rizz prevails. If rizzlers contradict on a gyatt level, then the level is the sum of the contradictions.

Names, except for Kai Cenat, cannot have whitespace. They may have any other characters.

Statements

Statement	Meaning
name has L/W rizz	Sets the rizz value of that person.
name has a level x gyatt	Sets the gyatt level of that person.
name's gyatt gets fanum taxed	Decrements their gyatt level by 1.
name1's gyatt gets fanum taxed by name2	Decrements name1's gyatt level by 1 and increments name2's gyatt level by 1.
name's gyatt doubles in size	Doubles their gyatt level.
name1 has name2's rizz/gyatt	Sets name1's quality to name2's.
name yaps about their rizz/gyatt	Prints either "L rizz", "W rizz", or "level x gyatt".
name prints their gyatt	Prints the Unicode character corresponding to their gyatt level.
name asks chat what they think their rizz is	Prompts the user for either L or W, this becomes name's new rizz.
name asks chat what size gyatt they have	Prompts the user for a number, this becomes name's new gyatt.
name asks chat what size gyatt they have, but there's a size limit	Prompts the user for a character, this becomes name's new gyatt size when converted to its Unicode value.
name is like statement	Executes that statement within name's namespace.
name1 thinks name2 has ("L/W rizz" or "a level x gyatt")	Changes a value in name1's namespace.
name is like:\nindented statements (4 spaces, 1 tab = 4 spaces)	Executes statements in that person's namespace.
Kai Cenat	The person representing the global namespace.
name is the rizzler	Adds name to everyone's rizzler list.
name1 thinks name2 is the rizzler	Adds name2 to name1's rizzler list.
name1 thinks name2 isn't the rizzler	Removes name2 from name1's rizzler list.
name is cooking	Name is cooking.
name isn't cooking	Name isn't cooking.
name is cooking if <conditional>	Name is cooking if the conditional is true.
name isn't cooking if <conditional>	Name isn't cooking if the conditional is true.
name woke up from a dream	Completely resets name.
name woke up from a dream if <conditional>	Completely resets name if the conditional is true.
Kai Cenat woke up from a dream	Goes to the first instruction.
Kai Cenat woke up from a dream if <conditional>	Goes to the first instruction if the conditional is true.
Conditional	Meaning
name's rizz	Name's rizz.
reverse of name's rizz	The inverse of name's rizz.
name's gyatt is (level x/name2's gyatt)	Whether name's gyatt is it (==).
name's gyatt isn't (level x/name2's gyatt)	Whether name's gyatt isn't it (!=).
name's gyatt is above (level x/name2's gyatt)	Whether name's gyatt is greater than it (>).
name's gyatt isn't above (level x/name2's gyatt)	Whether name's gyatt isn't greater than it (<=).
name's gyatt is below (level x/name2's gyatt)	Whether name's gyatt is less than it (<).
name's gyatt isn't below (level x/name2's gyatt)	Whether name's gyatt isn't less than it (>=).