Flarp

Flarp is noise putty but also an esolang.

Commands

take out of cup
squish
trap air
put in hair
take out of hair
stick to hand
take out of hand
stick to bed
take off of bed
eat
put back in cup
take lid off cup
put lid back on cup

Example program

take lid off cup
take out of cup
put in hair
take out of hair
eat

You will not want to do this one in real life.