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EnglishNEW is an esoteric programming language by User:Cordership. Programs are written as their own descriptions.
Examples
Cat program
Receive user input, then print it to the screen.
Quine
Print this sentence to the screen.
99 bottles of beer
Set the variable a to 99. Loop until a = 2: Print "a bottles of beer on the wall," to the screen, where a is the given variable from before. New line. Print "a bottles of beer" to the screen, where a is the given variable from before. New line. Print "Take one down, pass it around," New line. Print "a-1 bottles of beer on the wall." to the screen, where a is the given variable from before. 2 new lines. Subtract 1 from a. Print "2 bottles of beer on the wall," to the screen. New line. Print "2 bottles of beer" to the screen. New line. Print "Take one down, pass it around," New line. Print "1 bottle of beer on the wall." to the screen. 2 new lines. Print "1 bottle of beer on the wall," to the screen. New line. Print "1 bottle of beer" to the screen. New line. Print "Take one down, pass it around," New line. Print "No bottles of beer on the wall." to the screen. 2 new lines. Print "No bottles of beer on the wall," to the screen. New line. Print "No bottles of beer," to the screen. New line. Print "Go to the store, buy some more," to the screen. New line. Print "99 bottles of beer on the wall." to the screen.