Beefydie
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Beefydie is an esolang made by User:Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff which is inspired by ArnoldC. It is stack-based, but has 3 other forms of memory. They are 'x', memory, and garbage
Commands
These are the commands: They are all from the web aminated series Battle For Dream Island.
OUT OF MY WAY I NEED MY SPACE - push OH NOIO - pop WHICH IS - if (functionlike) YEAH I KNOW SHE WAS SO SURPRISED - == (functionlike) THE POWER OF TWO - 2 to the number of Os power DON'T CALL ME NEEDY - print (functionlike) DA - character x WE HAD TO SELL IT BECAUSE OF BUDGET CUTS - delete top element from stack NO AND THAT'S IT - plus / and (functionlike) ONE TWO THREE FOUR WHO DO WE NOT ADORE - decrement SCREECH - reset stack I AIN'T GIVING UP - quit() WHEN DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK - input(x) BULLEH - throw an error HEY GUYS FOR A PRANK - while AW SERIOUSLY - exit OMIGOSH - increment NO - number (the amount of Os represent number) I WANT REVENGE - memory = x NOW MY CHANCES OF WINNING WENT FROM - float() TEN THOUSAND IS ALSO TEN TO THE FOURTH - 10000 YEAH - True SEEMS KINDA SUS TO ME - False COOL STORY BRO - text: YOU PLAYED FOUR - 4 I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER - 8 THERE ISN'T ENOUGH ROOM UP HERE - delete element x YEAH YEAH WE KNOW - memory SO - else (functionlike) IT'S BREAK AT FLAKE - int(input()) WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO FOUR - item x of stack I ONLY COUNT ONE - count() FIVE IS GREATER THAN FOUR - > I'M NOT BLUE - not() YOUR TEENY TINY LITTLE BRAIN WOULDN'T ALLOW FOR SUCH INSANITY - < NOT MY CHEESECAKE - 0 UH PIN WRONG FINGER - 1 BUT HIS SASSY ATTITUDE MEANS HE'S NOT GETTING A SPECK OF DUST -smol increment VALUE IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER - garbage value WHO CARES IF YOU'RE ADOPTED - subtract (functionlike) BEEP - str()
The YOYLECAKE statement
The YOYLECAKE statement is used to end function-like statements.
Programs
Hello World!
DON'T CALL ME NEEDY COOL STORY BRO Hello World! YOYLECAKE
Cat Program
DON'T CALL ME NEEDY WHEN DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK YOYLECAKE
Quine
A Quine is imposssible to make due to the lack of \n (linefeed)
Compiler
Python
def split(text):
l=[""]
c = 0
s = ""
while c < len(text):
if text[c] == "\n":
l = l+[""]
s = ""
else:
s = s + text[c]
l[-1] = s
c = c+1
return l
def compute(code):
garbage = 0
l = split(code)
c = 0
s = ""
stack = []
flags = []
memory = 0
current = 0
INDEX = 0
david = False
isText = False
antiIf = 0
flagim = 0
whilePos = 0
while INDEX < len(l):
if l[INDEX] == "OUT OF MY WAY I NEED MY SPACE":
stack.append(current)
elif l[INDEX] == "OH NOIO":
stack.pop(current)
elif l[INDEX] == "WHICH IS":
flags.append("if")
flagim = current
elif l[INDEX] == "YEAH I KNOW SHE WAS SO SURPRISED":
flags.append("equals")
flagim = current
elif l[INDEX][0:15] == "THE POWER OF TWO":
current = 2 ** (len(l[INDEX]) - 15)
elif l[INDEX] == "DON'T CALL ME NEEDY":
flags.append("print")
flagim = current
elif l[INDEX][0:1] == "DA":
if str(type(current)) == "<class 'str'>":
current = current + l[INDEX][2]
else:
current = l[INDEX][2]
elif l[INDEX] == "WE HAD TO SELL IT BECAUSE OF BUDGET CUTS":
garbage = stack.pop()
elif l[INDEX] == "NO AND THATS IT":
flags.append("and")
flagim = current
elif l[INDEX] == "ONE TWO THREE FOUR WHO DO WE NOT ADORE":
current = current - 1
elif l[INDEX] == "SCREECH":
stack.clear()
elif l[INDEX] == "I AIN'T GIVING UP":
flags.append("end")
flagim = current
elif l[INDEX] == "WHEN DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK":
current = input(current)
elif l[INDEX] == "BULLEH":
raise KeyboardInterrupt
elif l[INDEX] == "HEY GUYS FOR A PRANK":
flags.append("while")
flagim = current
elif l[INDEX] == "AW SERIOUSLY":
david = True
elif l[INDEX] == "OMIGOSH":
current = current + 1
elif l[INDEX][0:1] == "NO":
current = len(l[INDEX]) - 1
elif l[INDEX] == "I WANT REVENGE":
memory = current
elif l[INDEX] == "NOW MY CHANCES OF WINNING WENT FROM":
try:
current = float(current)
except ValueError:
current = 0.0
elif l[INDEX] == "TEN THOUSAND IS ALSO TEN TO THE FOURTH":
current = 10000
elif l[INDEX] == "YEAH":
current = True
elif l[INDEX] == "SEEMS KINDA SUS TO ME":
current = False
elif l[INDEX] == "COOL STORY BRO":
isText = True
elif l[INDEX] == "YOU PLAYED FOUR":
current = 4
elif l[INDEX] == "I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER":
current = 8
elif l[INDEX] == "THERE ISN'T ENOUGH ROOM UP HERE":
del[current]
elif l[INDEX] == "YEAH YEAH WE KNOW":
current = memory
elif l[INDEX] == "SO":
flags.append("else")
flagim = current
elif l[INDEX] == "IT'S BRAKE AT FLAKE":
try:
current = int(input(current))
except ValueError:
current = 0
elif l[INDEX] == "WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO FOUR":
current = stack[current]
elif l[INDEX] == "I ONLY COUNT ONE":
try:
current = len(current)
except TypeError:
pass
elif l[INDEX] == "FIVE IS GREATER THAN FOUR":
flags.append(">")
flagim = current
elif l[INDEX] == "I'M NOT BLUE":
current = not(current)
elif l[INDEX] == "YOUR TEENY TINY LITTLE BRAIN WOULDN'T ALLOW FOR SUCH INSANITY":
flags.append("<")
flagim = current
elif l[INDEX] == "NOT MY CHEESECAKE":
current = 0
elif l[INDEX] == "UH PIN WRONG FINGER":
current = 1
elif l[INDEX] == "BUT HIS SASSY ATTITUDE MEANS HE'S NOT GETTING A SPECK OF DUST":
if str(type(l[INDEX])) == "<class 'float'>":
current = current + 0.03125
elif str(type(l[INDEX])) == "<class 'int'>":
current = current + 1
elif l[INDEX] == "VALUE IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER":
current = garbage
elif l[INDEX] == "WHO CARES IF YOU'RE ADOPTED":
flags.append("minus")
#ALMOST DONE
if l[INDEX] == "YOYLECAKE":
if flags[-1] == "and":
current = current + flagim
elif flags[-1] == "equals":
current = current == flagim
elif flags[-1] == "print":
print(current)
elif flags[-1] == "end":
INDEX = len(l) + 50
elif flags[-1] == "if":
if current == False:
INDEX = l.index("YOYLECAKE",INDEX+1)
else:
flags.append("ifclause")
elif flags[-1] == "ifclause":
pass
elif flags[-1] == "while":
whilePos = INDEX
flags.append("whilelooper")
elif flags[-1] == "whilelooper":
if current == True:
INDEX = whilePos
flags.append("whilelooper")
elif flags[-1] == "minus":
current = flagim - current
garbage = flags.pop()
if isText == True:
try:
current = l[INDEX+1]
except IndexError:
current = "Hello World!"
isText = False
INDEX = INDEX + 1
def start():
contents = ""
curinput = ' '
typemode = input("Import a file?")
if typemode == "yes":
path = input("Please input the file path:\n")
path = open(path)
contents = path.read()
compute(contents)
pass
else:
while curinput != "":
curinput = input()
contents = contents + '\n' + curinput
compute(contents)
start()
while True:
pass
Other languages
No.