BOREDOM
BOREDOM was made in a moment of boredom by Areallycoolusername. It needs an infinite amount of code to make a functioning program.
Specifics
On the 14th of March, pi day, making a program that calculates the digits of pi wasn't going anywhere, so BOREDOM was created to make up for that. In order to do anything, even to print a Hello, world! program, you need an infinite amount of code. For example, to print hello world, you need the "STAMP" command. However, you would need to specify STAMP and "Hello, world!" over and over again. Before your program, you need the "<ACTV>" command to start the program (you only need to type it once). Then, it waits for you to fulfil the requirement of infinite code.
Hello World Program
<ACTV> STAMP Hello, World!
This is the incomplete version. A real program would require you to specify the command and what you want printed indefinitely.
Implementations
There is one interpreter for BOREDOM in Pascal, here it is.
program pronouncedfynight (input,output); uses crt; const number = 69; var call : string; cool : string; coal : string; begin readln(call); if(call='<ACTV>')then while number=69 do begin readln(cool); readln(coal); end; writeln(coal); end.
This is the ultimate result of boredom.