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Ass
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Ass is a joke esoteric language by User:Spira..
Instructions
| Command | Description |
|---|---|
| A | Output "ass" |
| D | Output "dick" |
| C | Output "cunt" (if the accumulator's value is even) or "clit" (otherwise) |
| F | Output "fuck" and increment the accumulator |
The rest is treated as a comment.
At the end of each program, the accumulator's value is output.
Examples
XKCD Random Number
FFFF
(If you ignore the "fuck" outputs, this can be considered an XKCD random number.)