Alphabrain

Alphabrain is a joke esoteric programming language created by User:LavaSalt402. It is a Brainfuck derivative where any word (only the Unicode letters 65-90 & 97-122) is a syntax. To actually run the program, the code is first turned into numbers using this Python code: (code is x)

   x = x.split(" ")
   list = []
   for i in range(len(x)):
       list.append(0)
       for j in range(len(x[i])):
           if 97 <= ord(x[i][j]) and 122 >= ord(x[i][j]):
              list[-1] += ord(x[i][j]) - 96
   print(list)

This turns the text into numbers and add them up. Then, a command is applied for each number:

Caption text

AlphaBrain	Brainfuck	Description
0-10	>	Move the pointer to the right
11-20	<	Move the pointer to the left
21-30	+	Increment the memory cell at the pointer
31-40	-	Decrement the memory cell at the pointer
41-50	.	Output the Unicode value of the cell at the pointer
51-60	n/a	Output the integer value of the cell at the pointer
61-70	,	Input a character and store it in the cell at the pointer
71-80	n/a	Input an integer and store it in the cell at the pointer
81-90	[	Jump past the matching 91-99 if the cell at the pointer is 0
91-99	]	Jump back to the matching 81-90 if the cell at the pointer is nonzero

Hello, world! program

No no no no no no no no no no no! Ninety AB. No no no no no no bc no no no no no no no no no d no no no no no no no no e no no no no f no no no... "I no can" Can can
can can- Can alpha esoteric? H no no no no no. No brain! I no no brain. NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! No brain? Brain. No no. No brain!!! I- A brain? A alpha brain! Can- can
alpha brain can brain? NO NO NO "Brain Alpha". Alpha alpha alpha alpha... "Alpha Brain" Alpha alpha alpha alpha alpha alpha alpha? Alpha brain. I- I- I no brain. :(
I, Alpha Brain. (:-D)-<-<