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AbsoluteZero
This page is still in progress.
AbsoluteZero is a language created by User:ArgentGules, a.k.a. me.
Commands
| Command | What it does | Example |
|---|---|---|
| outputs the following encoded ASCII value | PRINT &70; | |
| START | (mandatory) starts the program | ... |
| LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH | declares a variable | LLANFAIR... &var:avocados; |
| END | ends the program (mandatory) | ... |
| HIPPOMONSTROSESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA | raises an exception | HIPPOMONSTROSES... &exception; |
| WILD | activates Wild Mode (see Wild Mode section) | WILD; |
| SPELL | makes the following spell given | SPELL &wingardium leviosa; |
| CAST | casts the last spell on the given variable | CAST &var; |
Numeral system used
The numeral system used in AbsoluteZero is a custom one I made, which I call Llanfairhippotrosesry (Base-32). It has numbers 0-9, but numbers 10 to 16 is A-F. then 16-22 is written in the Early Cyrillic script, which is A-Ф. 22-28 is written in the Armenian script, which is Ա-Զ (the Armenian alphabet is like a, b, g, d, e, z for some reason). And 28-32 is in the Gothic script, which is 𐌰-𐌴 (the Gothic alphabet is also weird, like a, b, g, d, e).