A "real" esolang

A "real" esolang is an esolang made entirely of vegetables.

How it works

pea +
corn -
greenbean >
broccoli <
cauliflower [
zucchini ]
lettuce .
spinach ,

Examples

Ascii loop

pea cauliflower lettuce pea zucchini

Hello, World!

This program displays the message “Hello, World!”:

pea
cauliflower
corn
corn
greenbean
corn
cauliflower
greenbean
greenbean
pea
greenbean
corn
corn
corn
corn
corn
broccoli
broccoli
zucchini
broccoli
corn
corn
broccoli
corn
corn
corn
zucchini
greenbean
corn
lettuce
greenbean
greenbean
greenbean
pea
lettuce
greenbean
greenbean
lettuce
lettuce
pea
pea
pea
cauliflower
lettuce
greenbean
zucchini
broccoli
broccoli
broccoli
broccoli
lettuce
pea
pea
pea
lettuce
corn
corn
corn
corn
corn
corn
lettuce
broccoli
broccoli
corn
lettuce
greenbean
greenbean
greenbean
greenbean
pea
lettuce

Origin

People were saying that esolangs are not "real", and if "real" food is made of vegetables, then clearly an esolang made of vegetables would be "real".

Interpreter

• Common Lisp implementation of the A "real" esolang programming language.