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AZZTURBLICHINORTYEUSIACNOSIPTYRUTIEOSUNEMEEETIRMSPLAORRRRRRRRRRRRRRHSIFUGISSFGIUUUUUUUUUUUUGUIGSEIUFGYUSGNYGNXWGNYX123456789012345678901145141919810TROSHPPAOCONALMELANGUAGE (aka AMONGUSLICHINORTYEUSIACNOSIPTYRUTIEOSUNEMEEETIRMSPLAORRRRRRRRRRRRRRHSIFUGISSFGIUUUUUUUUUUUUGUIGSEIUFGYUSGNYGNXWGNYX123456789012345678901145141919810TROSHPPAOCONALMELANGUAGE) is a language based on Assembly Language.

Syntax

Caption text

This language	Assembly language pseudo-code
GUYS I CAN VOUCH [REGISTER] IS [VALUE]	mov _register_name, _another_register_name_or_value
I KNOW THAT GUY IS [VALUE such as 0x21]	int _value
[REGISTER] GOES UP	add _register, 1(inc _register)
[REGISTER] GOES DOWN	sub _register, 1(dec _register)
I CAN BELIEVE [SEGMENT_NAME]	segment_name segment
[SEGMENT_NAME] STOP YOUR PERFORMANCING	segment_name ends
[REGISTER] GOES IN	push _register
[REGISTER] GOES OUT	pop _register
[PART_NAME] GOES IN	part_name:
[PART_NAME] GOES OUT	end part_name
[REGISTER] IS THE IMPOSTOR	cmp _register 0 je end end: mov ax, 4c00h int 21h
[REGISTER] CAN VOUCH GO AND TELL THEM COME ON	prn _register
[REGISTER] WHO ARE YOU	inp _register
[PART_NAME] WALK AROUND THERE ALL TIME	loop part_name
[REGISTER] GOES INTO [REGISTER OR VALUE]	add _register, _register_or_value
I SEE [REGISTER] KILLED [REGISTER OR VALUE]	sub _register, _register_or_value
I GO INTO [PART_NAME]	jmp part_name
etc.	etc.

Program

Some addition

I CAN BELIEVE CODESG
_START GOES IN
    GUYS I CAN VOUCH AX IS 0123h
    GUYS I CAN VOUCH BX IS 0456h
    AX GOES INTO BX
    AX GOES INTO AX
    
    GUYS I CAN VOUCH CX IS 0
    CX IS THE IMPOSTOR
CODESG STOP YOUR PERFORMANCING
_START GOES OUT

To assembly:

assume cs:codesg
codesg segment
start: 
    mov ax, 0123H
    mov bx, 0456H
    add ax, bx
    add ax, ax
    
    mov cx, 0
    cmp cx, 0
    je end
end: 
    mov ax, 4c00H
    int 21H
codesg ends
end start