Where is my esolang?

yet another esolang by islptng

Syntax

i'm too busy to write detail here

where is my [name]? # define variable

I've forgot where I put [name] for the [number][st/nd/rd/th] time! # name <- number

let me think about it. after I used my [name] the last time... # while [name] > 0

...a-ha! it's there! # end while

it was [time]. # define label

what did I do at [time]? # goto label named [time]

# 'wait.' take the one used above as an argument
wait. what about my [name]? # [wait] - [name]
wait. is my [name] here? # name <- wait

I/O

mobile handles i/o
reading it calls a character input
writing to it outputs the value in ASCII

Examples

Print Hi! (too lazy to write Hello, world!)

where is my h?
I've forgot where I put my h for the 72nd time!
wait. is my mobile here?
where is my i?
I've forgot where I put my i for the 105th time!
wait. is my mobile here?
where is my exclamation?
I've forgot where I put my exclamation for the 33rd time!
wait. is my mobile here?