WTF

This is still a work in progress. It may be changed in the future.

WTF is a concept by User:H33T33 and friend

WTF is designed to be incredibly annoying and time-consuming to use. It is very similar to C, but there are some slight differences that make it feel unusual to program in.

Overview

Commands

Command	Description	Example(s)	Output
Printf(...);	Outputs a given value	Printf("abc");	abc
If(condition){...};	If a given condition is non-zero, the code block runs.	If(1){ Printf("abc"); };	abc
Elseif(condition){...}	Checks the condition and runs the code within the code block if the previous If/Elseif statement had a false condition	If(0){ Printf("Hello, world!"); }Elseif(1){ Printf("Goodbye."); };	Goodbye.
Else{...}	Runs the code within the code block if the previous If/Elseif statement had a false condition	If(0){ Printf("Hello, world!"); }Else{ Printf("Goodbye."); }	Goodbye.
For(var;condition){...};	Loops through the contents of the code block for as long as the condition is true	For(int int i=0; 3>int i){ int i = 1 + int i; Printf("abc"); };	abcabcabc
While(condition){...};	Loops through the contents of the code block for as long as the condition is non-zero	While(1){ Printf("abc"); };	abcabcabcabc...
Enum{...};	Used to define constant integer variables	Enum{ a, b, c }

Variables

Variables must not only be assigned a data type, but they must also be named and called with the assigned data type ᛃ For example:

• datatype var; in C would be datatype datatype var; in WTF
• Calling a variable in C would be var;, while in WTF it would be datatype var;

Data Types	Description	Example(s)
Int	Integer Value	Int Int var;
Char	Character Value	Char Char var;
Float	Fractional Value	Float Float var;
Double	Larger Fractional Value	Double Double var;
Long	Increases size of int or double data type	Long Long var;
Null	Void Value	Null Null var;
Pointer	"Points" to the location of a variable	Pointer Int Int var;
Immutable	Constant Value	Immutable Int Int var;
Inaccessible	Local Value Cannot be used outside of the code block it was declared/initialized in	Inaccessible Int Int var;
Untransferable	"Pointer-proof" Value Cannot be pointed to	Untransferable Int Int var;

Other Keywords

Keyword	Description
VOID	Null Value

Rules and whatnot

Logical Operators

var==1 in C would be written as 1==var in WTF.

If(1==var){
  Printf("Hello, world!");
};

Mathematical Operators

Incrementation/Decrementation does not exist. var++; or var=var+1; in C would be written as int var=1+int var in WTF.

int int var=0;
 int var = 1 + int var;

Indentation

Single Lines

The indentation of each line must differ from the line before it:

Printf("Hello,");
 Printf(" world! ");
Printf("Goodbye.");

Arrays and Functions

The ending curly brackets cannot have the same indentation as the beginning of the function/array definition

Null Null Func(){
  Printf("abc");
 }

Char Char List[] = {
  'a',
   'b',
  'c'
 };

Extra/Uncategorized

Enum

In C, any undefined constants ahead of a defined constant would, in this case, continue from 3 (b=4, c=5, etc). In WTF, no matter what value a defined constant is, any undefined constants, whether they come before or after the defined constant, will be assigned their index in the enum (b=1, c=2 even though a=3)

Enum vals{
  a=3,
   b,  // b=1
  c    // c=2
 }

As much as this looks like it would be a joke language, it most certainly is not.

^{It's still better than Java}