User:Tommyaweosme/why it wouldnt work/User:Cinnamony/Guides/Break someone

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oh wow, there really is a lot to cover for this one.

why it wouldnt work

level 1

  1. going near someone obviously wont BREAK someone unless their social anxiety is through the roof
  2. asking someone about their money definitely could trigger some anxiety but probably not enough to break them
  3. asking someone about a sensitive topic based on their age? not only is this almost always pointless and offensive, it can cause real damage to a small amount of people! NO GOAL HERE IS ACHIEVED!
  4. uhh no, you cant shatter people with pizza. thats not how it works.
  5. dropping someone in a crowd with a helicopter might actually be one of the only things that could potentially "break" someone. in a literal sense.
  6. telling someone that you can read your mind is like a less offensive version of #3.

level 2

  1. you wouldnt just need to DROP them in a crowd from outer space, you would need to THROW them in a crowd from outer space, or else they would just go into orbit. still could break just about anyone, though.
  2. unless its pineapple or a fruit they have an allergy or something too, this is likely not going to work.
  3. giving people a "pizza your mind" doesnt make sense. i can only assume its a pizza with part of your brain in it. definitely could freak some people out, but not enough to break most.
  4. depends. where you shootin that gun? wrist? chest? head? im assuming arm because thats where most blood tests are taken. shooting someone in the arm probably wont break them.

level 3

  1. this implies using a butter knife! lol. anyway, this wouldnt break almost anyone.
  2. turning someone into a comatose mollusk wouldnt break them, just make them about 20 times stupider.
  3. why isnt this in level 1? if dropping people into a crowd from space doesnt break this type of person, what makes you think a song will?
  4. ah yes, the ONLY realistic option that can ACTUALLY break most people. 🍇, as it is on tiktok.

what you actually want to do

if you have some sort of angriness against someone, then dont actually try and "break" them. try and reach an agreement, or at least a compromise. if you just assume good faith, you will notice some of your enemies turning into friends!

tommyaweosme is not a therapist. you may need to contact a real therapist. or tommyaweosme.

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