User:Tommyaweosme/why it wouldnt work/User:Cinnamony/Guides/Become dead

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there are 3 main methods mentioned in this article:

  1. staying up until 1:00 AM and jumping out of your window
  2. buying a shovel and burying yourself with it
  3. go to a pool, ask the lifeguards not to rescue you, and then drown yourself

why it wouldnt work

the first method

unless you live really high up, you would only likely get hurt and want to die MORE with the hospital bills.

the second method

you are likelier to die of the dust from trying to do this then actually succeeding to dig through the hard earth, then piling the dirt on top of you without anyone finding out and trying to save you.

the third method

this is the least likely, because first of all just ASKING THE LIFEGUARD NOT TO SAVE YOU is already very suspicious.

then attempting to drown yourself in the pool would likely result in both 911 AND 988 being called.

what you actually want to do

why would you even want to die in the first place? at least the original had SOME comedic value.

tommyaweosme is not a therapist. you may need to contact a real therapist. or tommyaweosme.