User:Tommyaweosme/why it wouldnt work/User:Cinnamony/Guides/Become dead
there are 3 main methods mentioned in this article:
- staying up until 1:00 AM and jumping out of your window
- buying a shovel and burying yourself with it
- go to a pool, ask the lifeguards not to rescue you, and then drown yourself
why it wouldnt work
the first method
unless you live really high up, you would only likely get hurt and want to die MORE with the hospital bills.
the second method
you are likelier to die of the dust from trying to do this then actually succeeding to dig through the hard earth, then piling the dirt on top of you without anyone finding out and trying to save you.
the third method
this is the least likely, because first of all just ASKING THE LIFEGUARD NOT TO SAVE YOU is already very suspicious.
then attempting to drown yourself in the pool would likely result in both 911 AND 988 being called.
what you actually want to do
why would you even want to die in the first place? at least the original had SOME comedic value.
tommyaweosme is not a therapist. you may need to contact a real therapist. or tommyaweosme.