Hi! It's me
I do some code.
I don't know why but no-one seems to like Java, I think it's cute!
C++ has pointers though...
(Java is best language)
I made bitch, a minimalistic bitwise esolang that is probably not Turing-complete (feel free to prove whether or not it is).
In retaliation for this mean comment bitch decided to be (possibly) Turing-complete and also be an absolute pain to code in.