User:Cinnamony/Guides/Become dead

Here is a guide to becoming dead.

1. Stay up until 1:00AM
2. Open your window
3. Go out your window
4. If this does not work, than follow the next steps
5. Go to a 24-hour store
6. Buy a shovel
7. Leave the store
8. Dig a hole next to the store
9. Go into the hole
10. Put dirt into the hole
11. Wait
12. Die
13. If you are impatient, than follow these set of steps instead:
14. Go to the pool
15. Tell the lifeguards not to rescue you
16. Lay down in the pool
17. Not the shallow side
18. Open your nose, mouth, eyes, and feel the cold tingle of death