User:Cinnamony/Guides/Become dead

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Here is a guide to becoming dead.

  1. Stay up until 1:00AM
  2. Open your window
  3. Go out your window
  4. If this does not work, than follow the next steps
  5. Go to a 24-hour store
  6. Buy a shovel
  7. Leave the store
  8. Dig a hole next to the store
  9. Go into the hole
  10. Put dirt into the hole
  11. Wait
  12. Die
  13. If you are impatient, than follow these set of steps instead:
  14. Go to the pool
  15. Tell the lifeguards not to rescue you
  16. Lay down in the pool
  17. Not the shallow side
  18. Open your nose, mouth, eyes, and feel the cold tingle of death