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User:A random guy
Welcome to my crazy place! I have currently made 6, soon to be 7 esolangs so far.
Current Extinction Event: None.
The crazy Huggbees and Kasane Teto fan's Esolangs!
| Language (Age) | Description | Epoch | Period | Era | Eon |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NANDlang | A almost turing complete program that mostly only uses NAND gates. The very first esolang that I made. (Gonna thank User:raiseafloppafan7741 and User:Dragoneater67 for making the webpage better and helping me know how in the world to format webpages in general.) | Hadean | |||
| Rasputin | A brainfuck variant that only uses lyrics of the song with the same name. | Funnizoic | |||
| Fucking | Another brainfuck variant that is a bit lazy honestly, but that was because I was not exactly in the mood to do esolangs. Definitely will improve. | ||||
| NANDlang+ | A turing complete version of NANDlang that has Superwires, Cross-Pointer Wires, and Cross-Iteration Wires which allows it to be Turing Complete! | Lockinzoic | Archean | ||
| Tetolang | The rival to MikuLang. Will stay as a WIP wikipage with its current description until I feel like bring Kasane Teto herself into this Wiki! This will be a collab between Me (A random guy), User: raiseafloppafan7741, and User: dragoneater67, since we all love Kasane Teto! :D | Tetocene | Vocaloidian | ||
| Vocaloidian Extinction Event | Intermediary Period between the Tetolang Age and Mesmerizer Age where I am in my first Hiatus. Wipes out 85% of Species (Motivation) | ||||
| Mesmerizer | A esolang inspired a good bit by User:raiseafloppafan7741’s esolang, Atamagaokashii and another esolang, being Entropy which this esolang has Entropy’s corruption mechanic, with Atamagaokashii’s Hypnotization mechanic combined, with Miku and Teto being separate panels. | Tetocene/Mikucene Transitionary Period | |||
| Vegetable Juice | What you get when you combine a Turing Tarpit with Python in a weird way and themed it after a song about Miku aggressively selling Vegetable Juice. | Mikucene | Pythonozic | Proterozoic | |
Future Esolangs I might do ranked in how likely I might do them tierlist style. Because why the fuck not?
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Doki!: A Esolang based off of DDLC. First one to do so.
A
Lies: A esolang based off of the Lies Fish which I am not sure about yet. This will end the Vocaloidian Period.
B
C
Moscau: It's like Rasputin but different, in song and language type.
D
F
9/11lang: One of my friends wanted me to do this at some point and I dunno why... ;-;
More about me!
I had been obsessed with a ton of things within my [REDACTED] years of my life, it's redacted because I am a random guy, but just you know I currently attend a high school. I know a lot of things so you bet your diddly darn ass I can name a bunch of fandoms, despite the fact that most of them I am not interested in or don’t know much about. I will literally do it right now.
DDLC
Bendy and the Ink Machine
Fundamental Paper Education
Baldi's Basics (BBC, BBBB, BBCR, BB+)
Countryballs
Planetballs
Hello Neighbor
Huggbees
VOCALOID
UTAU (Generally merged with VOCALOID, I like Teto most because she adorable. (EXCEPT SYNTH V, I HATE THE WAY SHE LOOKS IN HER OFFICIAL SYNTH V DESIGN!))
Mapping (I like the older mappers than newer ones.)
Celeste
Lesbian Space Princess ("Fuck you, get your ass off my bus!" - TED, the Bus Driver, after seeing this movie.)
Kerbal Space Program (I literally got 325 hours and 5 minutes on it, I love that game to death and I am really gud at it.)
Juno: New Origins
Chikin Nuggit
Minecraft (Listing Old YTers because they rock)
- PopularMMOs
- MCNaveed
- Beckbrojack
- DanTDM
- AntVenom
- StampyLongHead
Esolangs (This website is about them :D)
Conlangs
.io games:
- Arras.io
- Woomy Arras.io
- Diep.io
- Slither.io
- Moomoo.io
- Agar.io
- Scenexe.io
- Rocketeer.io (Dead)
- Hole.io
- Paper.io
- Paper.io 1
- Paper.io 2
- Mope.io
Marvel
DC
Smash Bros
Super Mario
Sonic the Hedgehog
Legend of Zelda
Literally every major creepypasta
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
My Hero Academia
Naruto
(I will add more soon if I remember more, I am legit, the king of knowing random ass fandoms.)