Translated ORK/Mihai Again5

This is not crazy enough, so let's be crazier with more crappy translations!

1. Take this crappy, original text:

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The meaning of Japan and Japan humanity.
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Rubber, two, rig, fox cgi
Limited only
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The meaning of Japan and Japan humanity.
No secret!
I want your time

2. Translate:

Microsoft: English -> Kilngon -> English (4 times)
Google: English -> Simplified Chinese
Google: Treat as Japanese -> Simplified Chinese (4 times)
Google: Simplified Chinese -> English
ModernMT: English -> Chokwe
ModernMT: Chokwe -> Dzongkha
ModernMT: Dzongkha -> Dimli
ModernMT: Dimli -> Chhattisgarhi
ModernMT: Chhattisgarhi -> English

3. Here is the final result:

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Issue # 1 is the last issue of this year's General Intentions.
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We couldn't save ourselves.
by Karen communities, all over the world
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Issue # 1 is the last issue of this year's General Intentions.
The story ended.
And you know who I am.

Worse! Translated ORK/PSTF Again10