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Do not write to the container and display the main purchase.
The water tray does not have storage.
The name of the book.
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Click on the cake.

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Baidu: English -> Bislama -> Korean -> Lojban -> Bislama -> English
Google: English -> Korean -> English

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smb://foo.example.com
Required virtual size does not fit available size: requested=(%d, %d), min=(%d, %d), max=(%d, %d)
xo ching xwo:n it diL
ymeertdings nurse. Alive?
Use page cache
The man ate bread.

Contrast

Origin:

There is such a thing as a mouse.
A mouse can be_eaten.
A mouse has a status which is a word.
A mouse has a voice which is a scribe.
A mouse has an input which is an inputter.

When a mouse is to be_eaten:
There is a word called squeaky sound.
input is to readOne squeaky sound.
If input says it's done then status is "eaten".
voice is to write squeaky sound.

There is such a thing as a cat.
A cat can eat a mouse.
A cat has a Lingo which is a linguist

When a cat is to eat a mouse:
The mouse is to be_eaten.
Lingo's first operand is the mouse's status.
Lingo's second operand is "eaten".
Lingo is to compare.
If Lingo says it's not equal then I am to loop.

When this program starts:
There is a cat called Lucifer Sam.
There is a mouse called Gerald.
Gerald's status is "alive".
Lucifer Sam is to eat Gerald.

Now:

smb://foo.example.com
Required virtual size does not fit available size: requested=(%d, %d), min=(%d, %d), max=(%d, %d)
xo ching xwo:n it diL
ymeertdings nurse. Alive?
Use page cache
The man ate bread.

Future:

欲知后事如何，且听下回分解