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Translated Mendeleev
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Translated Mendeleev is Mendeleev but horribly translated using Google.
Steps
1. Take this program (as an example)
Ini1: Discover Num to be H. Ini2: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN1. MaiN1: Formulate H. MaiN2: Discover Opa to be Num. MaiN3: Discover Opb to be H15. MaiN4: Procrastinate until the synthesis of Mod1. MaiN5: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->FbA1. MaiN->FbA1: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->FbB1. MaiN->FbA2: Formulate H. MaiN->FbA3: Procrastinate until the synthesis of Main->B1. MaiN->FbB1: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->FbC1. MaiN->FbB2: Share the discovery of H70. MaiN->FbB3: Share the discovery of H105. MaiN->FbB4: Share the discovery of H122. MaiN->FbB5: Share the discovery of H122. MaiN->FbB6: Share the discovery of H66. MaiN->FbB7: Share the discovery of H117. MaiN->FbB8: Share the discovery of H122. MaiN->FbB9: Share the discovery of H122. MaiN->FbB10: Formulate He. MaiN->FbB11: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->End1. MaiN->FbC1: Continue synthesizing (Res->Res)1H. MaiN->B1: Formulate H. MaiN->B2: Discover Opa to be Num. MaiN->B3: Discover Opb to be H5. MaiN->B4: Procrastinate until the synthesis of Mod1. MaiN->B5: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->BA1. MaiN->BA1: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->BB1. MaiN->BA2: Formulate H. MaiN->BA3: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->F1. MaiN->BB1: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->BC1. MaiN->BB2: Share the discovery of H66. MaiN->BB3: Share the discovery of H117. MaiN->BB4: Share the discovery of H122. MaiN->BB5: Share the discovery of H122. MaiN->BB6: Formulate He. MaiN->BB7: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->End1. MaiN->BC1: Continue synthesizing (Res->Res)1H. MaiN->F1: Formulate H. MaiN->F2: Discover Opa to be Num. MaiN->F3: Discover Opb to be H3. MaiN->F4: Procrastinate until the synthesis of Mod1. MaiN->F5: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->FA1. MaiN->FA1: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->FB1. MaiN->FA2: Formulate H. MaiN->FA3: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->Num1. MaiN->FB1: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->FC1. MaiN->FB2: Share the discovery of H70. MaiN->FB3: Share the discovery of H105. MaiN->FB4: Share the discovery of H122. MaiN->FB5: Share the discovery of H122. MaiN->FB6: Formulate He. MaiN->FB7: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->End1. MaiN->FC1: Continue synthesizing (Res->Res)1H. MaiN->Num1: Formulate H. MaiN->Num2: Publish data concerning Num. MaiN->Num3: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN->End1. MaiN->End1: Formulate H. MaiN->End2: Discover Num to be NumH. MaiN->End3: Procrastinate until the synthesis of MaiN1. C->Mul1: Write down || Multiplication subroutine. C->Mul2: Write down || This loops infinitely if you try to use 0 as the right hand operand. C->Mul3: Write down || but it's good enough for this program's purposes. Mul: Discover Res to be H0. Mul2: Procrastinate until the synthesis of Mul3. Mul3: Formulate H. Mul4: Discover Res to be ResOpa. Mul5: Procrastinate until the synthesis of Mul->H1. Mul6: Procrastinate until the synthesis of Mul3. Mul->A1: Procrastinate until the synthesis of Mul->B1. Mul->A2: Continue synthesizing He. Mul->B1: Discover Opb to be OpbH-1. Mul->B2: Continue synthesizing (Opb->Opb)1H. C->Mod1: Write down || Modulo subroutine. Mod1: Discover Opc to be Opa. Mod2: Discover Opd to be Opb. Mod3: Discover Ope to be Opc->Opd. Mod4: Discover Opa to be Opd. Mod5: Discover Opb to be Ope. Mod6: Procrastinate until the synthesis of Mul. Mod7: Discover Res to be OpcRes-1. Mod8: Continue synthesizing H.
2. Translate
Google: English -> Chinese -> Dutch -> Korean -> Thai (Treat as Lao) -> Hebrew -> Latin (Treat as Italian) -> Japanese -> English
3. Result? Here you go!
Ini1: Check the value ut H. Ini2, replace the largest string in Main 1 Main 1: Define H. Main2: Invention of the old city MainN3: Opb fit H15 MainN4: Reject the largest string in Ad Mod1 Main5: Main-> FbA1 est moratus synthesin MainN->FbA1: Mora composition is MainN->FbB1 MainN->FbA2: Convert to H format. Magister -> FbA3: Mora configuration is magister -> B1 MainN->FbB1: Mora configuration is MainN->FbC1 Home -> FbB2: Inventio Share H70 Home -> FbB3: Inventio H105 MainN-> FbB4: Invented by Pars H122 MainN-> FbB5: Invented by Pars H122 Domum -> FbB6: Share Inventionis H66 Home -> FbB7: Inventio Share H117 MainN->FbB8: Search for Partom H122 MainN->FbB9: Search for Partom H122 Home> FbB10: Official information Magister N-> FbB11: Mora ad Dominum N-> Fine 1 MainN->FbC1: Proxima synthesis (Res->Res) 1H Home -> B1: Set H. MainN->B2: Pater meus inveni bonum futurum. Main -> B3: Check Illud Rev est H5 MainN-> B4: Refuse to use ad mod1 synthesis. Praecipuum N->B5: mora donec summa N->BA1 perstringitur MainN->BA1: Mora structure is MainN->BB1 MainN→BA2: H format. Master N-> BA3: Mora ad Dominum N-> F1 Compositum MainN->BB1: Mora Composition MainN->BC1 MainN-> BB2: Discover Simul H66 MainN->BB3: Co-invent H117 MainN->BB4: Coniuncta Inventionis H122 MainN->BB5: Coniuncta Inventionis H122 MainN→BB6: Her Lineup Magister N -> BB7: Mora ad Dominum N -> Fine 1 MainN->BC1: Continue Composition (Res->Res) 1H Home > F1: Set H. MainN->F2: pater meus inveni bonum futurum. Main N-> F3: Check opinion H3 Main N-> F4: Decrease total value of advertisement Mod1 Magister N-> F5: Mora dominum N-> FA1 compositum Magister N-> FA1: Mora dominus N-> FB1 complex Main N->FA2: Set H Primary number -> FA3: Primary number complex -> 1 mora MainN->FB1: Mora composition is MainN->FC1 MainN-> FB2 Share Invent your own H70 N->FB3: Inventio Share H105 MainN-> FB4: Create your own H122 and share MainN-> FB5: Create your own H122 and share Domum -> FB6: Hello official MainN→FB7: Late usque ad MainN→1 finem MainN->FC1, continue composition (Res->Res) 1H MainN->Numerus 1: Create H format MainN-> Number II: Post notification of number Primus Number -> Numerus 3: Mora Primus Numerum Complex -> Endpoint 1 Home -> End 1: Set H Caput N -> End 2: Num to fit Num MainN-> End3: Deny advertisements MainN1 max string C-> Double 1: Write |. C-> Double 2: Write |. Repeat sine if |0 done. C-> Multiple 3: |. adhibetur, sed ad proposita huiusprogrammatis est est Contrarian: Less fit H0 Mul2, static ad Mul3 strings Mul3: Computer H. Mul4: Revelation of squirrel ut squirrel opal Mul5: Mul->H1 pause for synthesis Mul6: Pause for ad Mul3 strings Mul-> A1: Multi-ad composition em> B1 Mul-> A2: Proximal total finger chord length He Mor -> B1: Opb fit OpbH-1 Mul->B2: Synthesis modification (Opb->Opb) 1H C-> Mod1: Subroutine creation | Mod1: Faba vetus ratio deprehensio opc Mod2: Opd inveni quod Opb Mod3, action invention Opc-> Opd Mod4: Climax Opd OK Mod5: Inventum Opb est Ope Mod6: Decline, Mul component complete Mod7: Res fit OpcRes-1 Mod8: H pergit synthesis