Translated LOLCODE

Translated LOLCODE is designed by PSTF. It is LOLCODE but formalized and horribly translated.

1. Take this program related to stack:

HAI 1.3
O HAI IM pile
	I HAS A length ITZ 0
	I HAS A max ITZ -1
	
	HOW IZ I pushin YR item
		DIFFRINT ME'Z max AN BIGGR OF ME'Z max AN ME'Z length, O RLY?
			YA RLY, ME HAS A SRS ME'Z length ITZ item, ME'Z max R SUM OF ME'Z max AN 1
			NO WAI, ME'Z SRS ME'Z length R item
		OIC
		ME'Z length R SUM OF ME'Z length AN 1
	IF U SAY SO
	
	HOW IZ I popin
		DIFFRINT ME'Z length AN 0, O RLY?
		YA RLY
			ME'Z length R DIFF OF ME'Z length AN 1
			I HAS A item ITZ ME'Z SRS ME'Z length
			ME'Z SRS ME'Z length R NOOB
			FOUND YR item
		OIC
	IF U SAY SO
	
	HOW IZ I gettinLen
		FOUND YR ME'Z length
	IF U SAY SO
KTHX

I HAS A stack ITZ LIEK A pile

stack IZ pushin YR "testvalue" MKAY
stack IZ pushin YR "value2" MKAY
VISIBLE stack IZ popin MKAY
stack IZ pushin YR "lolcat" MKAY
stack IZ pushin YR "longcat" MKAY
VISIBLE stack IZ popin MKAY
VISIBLE stack IZ popin MKAY
VISIBLE stack IZ popin MKAY

KTHXBYE

2. 适量加入醋、生抽、老抽、盐、糖、味精等各种调味料以及100毫升浓硫酸

PrySigneToFry: LOL-ized English -> Program-expert English
Baidu: English -> Ethiopian/Amharic -> Bulgarian -> Cantonese -> Hungarian -> Simplified Chinese
    -> Punjabi -> Low German(treat as German) -> Azeribaijani -> English

3. This is the result.

Connecting...
All tracks
Long 0.
It's poison and Sl. That's still root.
	
How do we do that?
The day of death is good.
If not, give me more dust, please.
When he said: Declare!
Closed.
Length 1.
Select all files and:%s:%s
	
Jianbo:
I'm approaching, that's not 0.
Burma. Kgm
Size length
Select all files and:%s:%s
 
Come on in.
When he said: Declare!
Closed.
Select all files and:%s:%s
	
This is after the Gotland War.
The length of the bet will be clean.
Select all files and:%s:%s
_Close

Select all files and:%s:%s

Could not close temporary folder: %s
After a while, Nettbreef. 2 "Test Value"
Current button
Ethiopian Air Player for the First Level Golkeeping
After my second step, set up Etyosch Gasp Glider Reekner.
Current button
Current button
Current button

And don't orbit