Translated FLOLCODE

Translated FLOLCODE is FLOLCODE but horribly translated with the weirdest language Baidu can translate.

1. Take this example:

HI, VERSION 1.3
COMMENT since FLOLCODE doesn't have input, we just use this variable as input
I HAVE A input IT'S A BOOL
input IS [input]
input, REALLY?
    YES, REALLY
        I'M IN YOUR loop
            SHOW "1"!
        I'M OUT OF YOUR loop
    NO WAY
        SHOW "0"
    END
OK, THANKS, BYE!

2. Enhance with magic!

Baidu: English -> Bislama -> English (5 times)

3. Here is the final result, it's shitty!

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required virtual size does not fit available size: requested=(%d, %d), minimum=(%d, %d), maximum=(%d, %d)
Snaź wón znajo toś te tšojenje.
required virtual size does not fit available size: requested=(%d, %d), minimum=(%d, %d), maximum=(%d, %d)
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