The maniacs in Montana

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The maniacs in Montana is not just your weakling esoteric programming language... No, for it is several layers deep!

Layers

Layer 1

Montana banned TikTok, you know.

protest()

This command prints what is in it, and prints "BRING BACK TIKTOK" if it is empty.

Montana stole the city name "Rocky boy" for a reserve.

BURN DOWN THE FOREST!!!

Asks for an input and saves to the cell the pointer is on.

Wouldn't it be better to move out of Montana?

canada

This increments the cell at pointer.

wyoming

This decrements the cell at pointer.

idaho

This moves the pointer left.

the dakotas

This moves the pointer right.

Montana is too cold.

LIGHT THE CITIES ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This outputs the cell at pointer as ASCII.

Layer 2

You really think Montana can get away with banning Tiktok?

use tiktok[]

The square brackets work like BF's square brackets.

Montana banned unpasturized milk.

not all that bad

This command is a nop. Montana banning that kind of milk is not all that bad.

But on the flip side, banning TikTok is all that bad.

LIGHT THE ENTIRE STATE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This ends the program because there is no more state to complain about.

Layer 3

This is very deep. You can drown.

scuba

This should be before you use any commands below this.

Montana government is... just very, VERY stupid[1].

EAT THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This will unban TikTok, thus the commands protest() and LIGHT THE ENTIRE STATE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will not work anymore.

Layer 4

We have reached the core of the earth. Only here are the most pointless commands.

SPIT FIRE AT MONTANA

This barely does anything.

PUNCH THE CORE

This immediately ends the program.

TAKE OFF THE SUIT

This also immediately ends the program.

hehehe ima put mah pencil there

You lose your pencil. You cannot use idaho and the dakotas.

Layer 5

You have reached go-I mean dragon plushie.

talk to the dragon plushie

This command immediately makes you, as a person, Plushie-complete.

Examples

Hello World

Layer 1

protest("Hello, world!")

Cat

Layer 1

BURN DOWN THE FOREST!!!
LIGHT THE CITIES ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Layer 2

canada
use tiktok[
  BURN DOWN THE FOREST!!!
  LIGHT THE CITIES ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
]

Kiwiscript

Layer 1

protest("kiwi")

Ref table