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Prompt
I feel it is worth mentioning the prompt that yielded this page. Namely, because I spent so many days homeless at the Bread Co. in my life, and I found it very spooky how detailed the resulting output was. Really feels like I was being watched all that time that I was homeless.
writing an esoteric programming joke language called BreadCo314 it is a joke based on the experiences available to a person at the bread co. a few concepts i want to include: Program ends when the coffee runs out, or the user gets kicked out for being caught getting a cup out of the trash and getting free coffee with it. Floats are iced cofee and integers are hot coffees, so a float's decimal value is the numberof ice cubes in the cup and the whole values are number of coffees. A user also has a balance and has to either get free coffee via garbage but if the user could afford a coffee refills are free until the cofee runs out (if the user doesnt get caught or the cofee doesnt run out before 9pm then the store closes and the program also ends)
one more thing: A user is able to make friends by calculating a cake number and sharing bread with neighboors
also we need everything to be base pi
That is the entirety of the input I gave. Miui (talk) 20:23, 12 August 2026 (UTC)
Disturbing
I am so deeply disturbed.
"Barista transform" Claude literally learned this from trolls.Miui (talk) 16:52, 13 August 2026 (UTC)