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Shampoo
Shampoo is an esolang invented by User:Miui. A supply-chain for shampoo production is attacked by shampoo distributors.
Supply chain
A product is composed of camphor oil and chamomile, the label contains a photograph of a tulip.
A production facility exists in a central place between a shipyard and a chamomile supplier if a distributor warehouse exists within a range of a tulip supplier.
Program flow
In Shampoo, supply-chain attacks represent codels and the cost in terms of tulip arbitrage represent pointers. A program naturally represents Shampoo correcting supply-chain data after an attack by leveraging a real cost to represent analog matrix computations.
Shampoo matrix
The Shampoo matrix represents shampoo, camphor, chamomile, tulip, time/date. In interval relation: [Sh, C, Ch, T, TD] > Other Shampoo. Then we can simulate Yao's garbled circuit with [5, 17, 13] and only allow truths about millionaire's currency accommodations with regard to tulips and some malfunctioning part of the supply chain and explicitly exclude the transactions of submillionares.