Pythong

Pythong is an esoteric programming language by User:FluixMakesEsolangs, the official interpreter is made in Python (wow). The name is my fav typo.

Functions

1. print()

   (Prints what you want around 90% the other 10% says "WOAH YOU SPELT GARFIELD REALLY WRONG!" and crashes

2. input()

   (Takes in user input but if there is an odd number of the occurances of the letter e or 3 it errors out)

3. str()

   (converts ints to strings but replaces each 4 in an int with "BAZINGA!!")

4.  lasagna() 

   (Prints what you want 100% of the time, but this makes the lasagna meter go up so if it goes to high(10+) the program crashes)

5.  pookie() 

   (Makes lasagna meter go down by 10, so you can only use it when you REALLY need to because if it goes below 0 garfield crashes the program)

6.  malloc() 

   (adds one to the malloc meter but resets the lasagna meter to 3 (also returns whatever value you put in it so you can intergrate it though be warned if the malloc meter goes about 512 your program FREAKING DIES))

7.  free() 

   (takes away 5 from malloc but sets the lasagna meter to 9-10 depending on implementation)

8.  len() 

   (returns the length of an object, but if the lasagna meter is more than the malloc meter / 3 % 16 it returns the 64 bit int limit)

9.  exec() 

   (runs python code but if it errors out it deletes the users system)

Syntax

Literally just Python's syntax.

Examples

Hello, world! - Just a basic hello world program.

lasagna("Hello, world!")

Fun Program 1.

for i in int(input()):
    print("BAZINGA!")

Known Interpreters

None because no

Why does this exist

Because I said so.
It was also funny to me.