MadLad

MadLad is an esoteric programming language meant to be similar to C# but with a twist. MadLad is a very angry language and will yell at you for everything. Featuring screaming syntax and unhelpful error messages, this language hates everything and will express it with rage.

MadLad's syntax is meant to be angry. It is mad after all. Common C# syntax has been replaced by its angry counterpart.

Syntax and examples

MadLad vs C# syntax

C#	var	if	else	while	for	true	false
MadLad	WHATEVER	BUTWHATFUCKINGIF	WHATTHEFUCKELSE	DOTHETHING	GOAROUNDPLS	FINE	NO

A simple if statement

WHATEVER a = 3;
WHATEVER b = "ahhhh";
BUTWHATFUCKINGIF (a < 5)
{
    PrintString(b);
}
WHATTHEFUCKELSE
{
   PrintString("no");
}

Testing an even number

WHATEVER num = 10;
WHATEVER isEven = NO;
BUTWHATFUCKINGIF (num % 2 == 0)
{
   isEven = FINE;
}
WHATTHEFUCKELSE
{
  isEven = NO;
}

While vs for loop

WHATEVER x = 0;
DOTHETHING (x < 10)
{
 x = x + 1;
}
GOAROUNDPLS (int i = 0; i < 10; i = i + 1)
{
 x = x + i;
}

Boolean logic

WHATEVER isLang = FINE;
WHATEVER isGoodLang = NO;
BUTWHATFUCKINGIF (isLang || isGoodLang)
{
  PrintString("lang");
}

Mellobacon (talk) 10:23, 11 November 2021 (UTC)