Insignificant

Computing is best understood as a dialectical interplay of meaning and mechanism.
Brian Cantwell Smith Age of Significance

A conforming Insignificant program can be written in any language as long as that program is understood as meaningless mechanical manipulation. A conforming program is forbidden from having any higher interpretation imposed on its actions such "adding numbers" or "computing π".

Insignificant was invented by Doesthiswork in 2017.