IRPT

IRPT is an esoteric programming language based off of IRP It was made in 2022 by User:Yes, and stands for "Internet Relay Programming TalkPage"

Examples

Hello, World!

Please say Hello World --EsolangUser15 (talk) 18:30, 8 July 2022 (UTC)
Hello World --AIDS (talk) 18:31, 8 July 2022 (UTC)

As you can see, the programmer approaches with the utmost respect. Ensure this to prevent..

THIS

PLEASE SAY "HELLO WORLD" WITHOUT THE QOUTES DINGUS --NotAnEso (talk) 22:00, 17 June 2022 (UTC)
Error number 15: DONT BE A JERK TO YOUR COMPILER YOU [beeeeeeeeep] --compiler (talk) 22:13, 17 June 2022 (UTC)

So please treat the users with respect

99 Bottles of Beer

It has been shown that as long as it is possible in text, any program can be done.

Can you please output the lyrics to 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall? --ais524 (talk) 19:35, 8 August 2022 (UTC)
no --compiler (talk) 19:36, 8 August 2022 (UTC)

neveermind.
Interpreter here: [1]