huh?

huh? is an esoteric programming language created by User:David.werecat where the interpreter doesn't understand what you want it to do.

Instructions

Every file is a valid huh? program. The interpreter will do its best to understand the input, but will fail (100-¹/_∞)% of the time. If it doesn't understand something, it will do nothing and simply express its confusion. It is implied that every command does something, we're just not sure what.

Programs

I try to speak the English as much as I can.

A valid Program

It print the "Hello, world!" into the screen.

Another Valid Program

I will give you two integers (A and B). Please find the result of A+B.

Third Valid Program

This program should take an integer and determine if it is 1. 
If it is not 1, then check its parity: 
If it is even, divide it by 2; otherwise, multiply it by 3 and add 1. 
Finally, output the total number of steps in the loop. 
This is a well-known (or unwell-known) conjecture in the mathematical world - the 'Collatz conjecture'.

Quine

Huh?

External resources

• Visual Basic .NET interpreter and a sample program (no idea how it works...)
• Python 2 interpreter (Windows only)
• Python 3 interpreter (also here and here)