Fuckscript
Fuckscript is a joke esoteric programming language created by Josh Schiavone. Fuckscript is based heavily off of Brainfuck although it is argued that it's more intuitive, with more descriptive keywords, and it shares the same tape size of 30 000 bytes. Programmers have a lot of memory to work with, so they can design all sorts of applications. Fuckscript is also said to be Turing complete so it's perfect for developing a self-driving car. The challenging part of programming in Fuckscript is that programmers are not allowed to write comments, the interpreter forbids comments as it makes programming easier.
Development
Fuckscript was developed in modern C++. The source code can be found on its official GitHub Repository.
| Fuckscript Instruction | Description |
|---|---|
| FUCK | increments the current value of the memory pointer (cell) |
| FUCKK | decrements the current value of the memory pointer (cell) |
| FFUCK | moves the memory pointer to the next cell |
| FUCKKK | moves the memory pointer backwards to the previous cell |
| FUCKER | user input, reads a character to stdin |
| FUCKITY | outputs current value in the cell to stdout |
| WHATTHEFUCK | enters a while loop |
| IAMFUCKED | marks the end of the loop |
| THISISFUCKED | sets the memory pointer to 0 |
Hello, world! Program in Fuckscript
| FFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHATTHEFUCK FUCKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFUCK FUCKK IAMFUCKED FUCKKK FUCKITY
FFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHATTHEFUCK FUCKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFUCK FUCKK IAMFUCKED FUCKKK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FFUCK FFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHATTHEFUCK FUCKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFUCK FUCKK IAMFUCKED FUCKKK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKITY FFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHATTHEFUCK FUCKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFUCK FUCKK IAMFUCKED FUCKKK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKKK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKITY FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKK FUCKITY FFUCK FFUCK FFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHATTHEFUCK FUCKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFUCK FUCKK IAMFUCKED FUCKKK FUCK FUCKITY |
Add Two Numbers in Fuckscript
FUCKER FFUCK FUCKER FUCKKK FFUCK WHATTHEFUCK FUCKK FUCKKK FUCK FFUCK IAMFUCKED FUCKKK FUCKITY
Implementation
In the style of a trivial brainfuck substitution.
#!/usr/bin/ruby
eval 'm=Hash.new(p=0);'+ARGF.read.gsub(/[!-~]+|./,
'THISISFUCKED' => 'p=0;',
'FUCKKK' => 'p-=1;',
'FFUCK' => 'p+=1;',
'FUCKK' => 'm[p]-=1;',
'FUCK' => 'm[p]+=1;',
'WHATTHEFUCK' => '(',
'IAMFUCKED' => ')while((m[p]&=255)!=0);',
'FUCKITY' => 'putc m[p];',
'FUCKER' => 'm[p]=STDIN.getbyte if !STDIN.eof;')