Diner

Diner is an Esoteric programming language created by User:Buckets in 2022, where you are at a Diner.

Commands	Instructions
A number 1-9	Pushes 1-9 on top of the stack.
Uh	Adds the top two values.
Um	Multiplies the top value with -1.
and	Multiplies the top two values.
Also	Swap the top two values.
, Extra pickles	Duplicate the top of the stack.
, No cheese	If = 1, then go to with Extra mayo, Else go to , One coffee on the side.
with Extra mayo	Noop.
, One coffee on the side	Noop.
, Make it Bigger	pops off the top of the stack and Prints it in ASCII.
Make It bigger	pops off the top of the stack and Prints it in ASCII pushes a 0 on top of the stack.
A Romantic dinner	Pushes the Input value to the top of the stack.
That's all.	Ends the program.

Cat program:

A Romantic dinner, Make it Bigger That's all.

"Hello, World!" Program:

A number 8, A number 9 and Make It bigger A number 9, A number 1
 Uh A number 9, A number 1
Uh and A number 1 Uh, Extra pickles, Make it Bigger
A number 7 Uh, Extra pickles, Extra pickles
, Make it Bigger, Make it Bigger A number 3 Uh, Make it Bigger A number 9
, A number 2 Uh A number 4 and Make It bigger A number 8 Uh A number 4 and Make It bigger
A number 9 Uh A number 6 Uh A number 2 and A number 1 Um Uh A number 3
 and Make It bigger
A number 9 Uh A number 1 Uh A number 9, A number 2 Uh and A number 1
 Uh, Extra pickles, Make it Bigger A number 3 Uh, Make it Bigger
A number 9,
 A number 3 and A number 4 and Make It bigger, A number 5 Uh, A number 5
and A number 4 and Make It bigger
 A number 9, A number 2 Uh, Uh A number 3 and
Make It bigger That's all.