Aggressthon

Aggressthon's logo, based off of Python

Aggressthon is an esoteric programming language by Cameron Koehler (User:Vulture001) that is exactly like Python, yet uses aggressive tone uppercase variables as commands, rather than the native Python commands.

Instructions

Instruction	Description
FULMINATE()	Starts program with 'Aggressthon 0.1 (def, Oct 16 2019, 07:33:32)'
BITCH "Hello, World!"	Prints string (in this case, Hello, World!) to console
LASHOUT	Asks for an input, can be assigned to actual variable to print later using BITCH
LAYOFF	Prints empty line for spacing (like \n)
WHO	Returns the identity of an object (needs to be paired with BITCH)
WHATEVER	Rounds a number
STORMOFF()	Ends program with 'No more memory left to scan' printed to console

Each command is purely variables of Python, clearly used in a joking manner. The creator is currently working on a compiler to be able to execute commands in a program.

Example code

Hello, World!

   FULMINATE()
   BITCH('Hello, World!')
   STORMOFF()

would output:

   Hello, World!

Identification of a string

Note: (Identification of strings varies when compiled)

   FULMINATE()
   string = "Hello, I am a string!"
   BITCH(WHO(string))
   STORMOFF()

would output:

   140577084273808

Rounding numbers

   FULMINATE()
   number = 1.5
   rounded = WHATEVER(number)
   BITCH(rounded)
   STORMOFF()

would output:

   2