A "real" esolang

A "real" esolang is an esolang made entirely of vegetables.

How it works

pea +
corn -
greenbean >
broccoli <
cauliflower [
zucchini ]
lettuce .
spinach ,

Ascii loop

pea cauliflower lettuce pea zucchini

Origin

People were saying that esolangs are not "real", and if "real" food is made of vegetables, then clearly an esolang made of vegetables would be "real".