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this esolang is named after the reaction people will have looking at this. this will never be implemented in it's fullest form. GOOD LUCK

Syntax

this esolang will take in a string of Alphanumeric characters and symbols and turn that into code. how you may ask. well it operates like this:

Abs| Character1+Character2-Character3+Character4- 
Character5+... ±Character[length of list] |+13 mod 128

for every space it will add or subtract the ascii value of space and put the current character into code.

Commands

Ascii Symbol	Function	Ascii value
A	Take in user input and stores it somewhere	65
z	outputs the top value of the broken queue as number	122
Z	outputs the bottom value of the broken queue as ascii	90
5	takes the stored value and puts it in the broken queue	53
/	if the first value in the broken queue is the ascii value for 0 then go to \{thing}	47
\	place for /{thing} to goto	92
[ and ]	the binary number contained in [] must be less than 128 and greater than -1. [] will put the ascii character of the binary number that's inside itself on the broken queue.	91 and 93
X	removes the first value in the broken queue	88
>	halt idk why	62
^	takes the number before it and stores it	94

this may be very stupid and confusing. that's because it is.

what is a broken queue?

a broken queue is a queue that instead of going FIFO (first in first out) it takes the item at the 2/3 position. so basically the point that is at the 2/3 mark gets chosen and does everything

PROGRAMS

idk man write them in the talk sections