doEverything();

doEverything(); is an esolang by Cortex that can do anything and everything, including everything. Its syntax is very similar to JavaScript.

Commands

Command	What it does	Example
doEverything();	Runs every possible program in any programming language (including this one) that does not contain a syntax error simultaneously.	doEverything();
cure(diseaseName);	If diseaseName is the name of a disease, syndrome, plague, anything, step-by-step instructions on creating a cure will be printed	cure(cancer);
becomeSentient();	He achieves sentience.	becomeSentient();
run(x);	Runs any program (possible values of x: helloWorld (standard hello world program), superMarioBros, jsdE (doEverything(); compiler in JavaScript),	run(jsdE);
AI.converse(x);	Upon entering a message (x), he will reply with an appropriate response. Yields a divide by zero error if placed before a becomeSentient(); command.	AI.converse(hey what's up can i get uhhh THE MEANING OF LIFE);
b(x);	Prints x	b(5t4tgko7);
xt4tgkoy	Returns x+y	b(5t4tgko7);

Hello, World!

b(Hello, World!);

or

run(helloWorld);

A+B Problem

Takes in a random number

becomeSentient();
AI.converse(give two random numbers and assign the variables E and F to them PLEASE);
b(Et4tgkoF);