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'This is a list of esoteric languages that are not of any interest except for potential humor value. Generally speaking, they are completely unusable for programming even in theory, trivial and less interesting variations on existing esoteric languages, or too underspecified to determine any potential usability. For esoteric languages that are potentially interesting in some way, or that are actually capable of running programs and producing a useful output, see the normal [[language list|list of esoteric languages]]. Like for that other list, items here will '''eventually be removed if they don't link to a page on this wiki'''. <!-- Please, before adding a language to this list, consider whether it really is a joke even in the esolangs sense. Being even vaguely useful with respect to other esolangs is a rather low bar to cross... --> ==General languages== ррррр * [[small]] - language with the goal of having large and hard to read sourcecode. * [[!!SuperPrime]] * [[Hashes|###]] * [[+-]] Also named ID and IDPL * [[+-#+-=|+-=]] Modification of +- * [[*]] Use Asterisks to do everything. * [[***]] * [[2014]] might theoretically have been usable for an entire year, but was only used for three and a half hours before it faded into uselessness. * [[2017]] is a [[2014]] derivative. * [[420]] is a [[Chicken]] derivative that only works on the 20th of April. * [[APLBAONWSJAS]] is a simple program designed to create interpreters * [[Babbage]] is a language almost entirely unlike Ada. * [[Baby Language]] does something random; you run it repeatedly until it does what you want. * [[Basilisk]] is the only language which will summon a literal snake. * [[Baz]] * [[Bitxtreme]] can only address two bits of memory. * [[Cheese++]] is based on cheese. It is a [[Cheese+]] derivative. * [[Compute]] can solve any problem and process any kind of data. * [[CPL]] allows nearly all types of comment syntaxes, but nothing else. * [[CRalphabet]] takes varying numbers of '\n' as commands. * [[CurSorn2]] works in somewhat undefined and random ways. * [[D♭♭]] * [[Deadfish]] is a very odd language, that has an output stream but not an input one. * [[Deadfish~]] is a super-set of Deadfish, only it does not have any standard shell. * [[Deadfish x]] is a superset of the XKCD variant of Deadfish. * [[DeadPig]] is a version of Pig where the pig has died. *[[DUCK]] is a language where any program does stuff according to the interpreter. * [[Esme]] * [[Eternity]] can do anything, but needs infinite time to decode and launch. * [[Feta]] has only one instruction,that prints a message * [[FISHQ9+]] is a superset of deadfish, extended by HQ9+ * [[Golf Cheat]] * [[GolfJoke]] * [[Hipster]] is a language you already know about if you're anyone worth knowing * [[huh?]] doesn't understand what you want it to do. * [[huh?++]] takes misunderstanding to the next level. * [[IANAL]], the language of legal contracts. * [[if(j)invert()if(l)change()if(q)input()if(t)output(x);]] * [[Intercal]] Possibly the least intuitive language ever - created as a joke at Princeton in '72, it now has compilers on most platforms. * [[InterpretMe]] Which has no use other than a self-interpreter * [[IRP]] depends on the civility, knowledge and presence of fellow IRP programmers. * [http://www.p-nand-q.com/programming/languages/i/index.html <i>i</i>®™] follows a negative number of rules that Microsoft made up. * [[Jeeves]] is a language based on the way a stereotypical English butler would talk. * [[LifeScript]] is a family of, sadly unimplemented, languages to describe real life activity in a text document. * [[Magritte]] has only one legal program, which claims not to be one. * [[MaybeNumericBatch]] Similar To Numeric Batch In Every way shape and Form except It only sometimes works :D * [[Merthese]] produces correct output only when the random seed is right. * [[Minimum]] is like [[Unlambda]], but with no primitive combinators. * [[mugh brains]] has ZOMBIES!! * [[Ndef%2B%2B]] You have to be in the know. * [[Nil]] translates anything into a NO-OP. * [[Nullary]] accepts no parameters or input from the user and uses the current time as basis for what it does * [[NOT A PROGRAM]] is a program that apparently used to exist, but it actually doesn't. ** Not to be confused with [[ThisIsNotARealLanguage]]. * [[Paranoid Programming Language]] (some kind of joke, for sure.) * [[Parrot]] was a supposed collaboration between the authors of Perl and Python that was announced as an April Fools' Day prank. It later became a virtual machine intended for use with dynamic programming languages. * [[Pig]] is a language with only one keyword, which is its title. * [[Poop]] * [[PP_TIBSA]] has a suicidal interpreter and only one valid program. * [[PUPPY]] is the language that only puppies can understand. * [[QKAS]] is a language similar to the QWERTY Keyboard Dot Language. * [[Quiler]] is a language in which all programs are Quiler compilers * [[QuinePig]], a variant of the language Pig where every program is a quine * [[QWERTY Keyboard Dot Language]] is a programming language that does everything you want, but forces you to write in dots. * [[Randwork]] is a language that does something each statement. * [[Sacred]] is a language that is constituted only of the parenthesis characters and the space. Nonetheless, it *is* [[Turing complete]]. * [[Seed]] is a language based on random seeds. * [[Shatner]] is a language that cack-handedly processes inputs based on some example inputs and outputs. * [[SickPig]], a version of the language Pig that is sick. * [[SolboScript]] * [[Totally_Accurate_Malbolge|Tamalbolge]] * [[Text]] * [[TP]] A language where you use toilet paper for calculations. * [[Trans-dimensional]] is a neat language where you can create dimensions to put your useless data in and take them out if really really needed. * [[TURKEY BOMB]]. * [[Tweet]] is a social networking programming language. * [[Unnecessary]] requires the non-existence of the program file to work. * [[worstscript]] also known as sausage language, is interpreted in PHP and preferably run in a virtual machine. Has goto statements! * [[Quine (programming language)|Quine]] is a language where everything is a [[quine]]. ==[[Brainfuck]] derivatives== * [[and then]] is like BF, but with and thens! * [[ASCII art]] * [[ASCII art-]] * [[BitZ]] * [[Blub]] * [[Brainfuck, but every + is replaced with the bee movie script]] * [[BrainGuck]] * [[BurgerFlipper]] * [[Colonoscopy]] * [[COW]] * [[CubeCode]] * [[Developers]] * [[Ellipsis]] * [[F*ckf*ck]] * [[Hello++++]], which can do all basic stuff a programming language need. * [[Hq9eFuck]], which is extended by HQ9+ and something else. * [[Matisse]] * [[MGIFOS]] * [[MiniStringFuck]] * [[Morsefuck]] * [[Nameless language]], which looks like binary. * [[Newbiefuck]] is the language 73%{{fact}} of newbies implement somewhere in the process of implementing brainfuck. * [[Not a brainfuck derivative]] * [[Ook!]] * [[ParrBF]] * [[Pikalang]] * [[POGAACK]] * [[Pure BF]], which explains away all side effects, making it pure. * [[ReverseFuck]] * [[Revolution 9]] * [[Solbofuck]] * [[Triplet]], which uses binary triplets to encode instructions. * [[Unary]], which uses the unary number system as source code. * [[VerboseFuck]], which makes Brainfuck verbose. * [[XMLfuck]] ==Example-based languages== i.e., languages which make it easy to write programs used as typical examples for new languages, but little else. * [[99]] * [[CHIQRSX9+]] * [[FISHQ9+]] * [[Hello]] * [[Hello++]] * [[HQ9+]] * [[HQ9++]] * [[Huby]] * [[KittyKittyMewMew]] * [http://web.archive.org/web/20101023164822/http://ivanguide.ru/kl/ KL] ==[[Lesser known programming languages]]== * [[C-]] * [[COCAINE]] * [[DOGO]] * [[FIFTH]] * [[LAIDBACK]] * [[LITHP]] * [[RENE]] * [[SARTRE]] * [[SIMPLE]] * [[SLOBOL]] * [[VALGOL]] ==See also== * [[Language list]]'