00:00:39 It was kind of fun in my case, I never put anything critical on there. 00:01:09 (Since I basically got the VM to see how bad it could be... I almost got my money worth of entertainment ;-) ) 00:01:13 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 00:01:35 But it's a pity that it now affects HackEgo as well. 00:02:05 i,i clodatcost 00:08:44 HackEgo's been relatively lucky in the CaC roulette this far. 00:09:05 I could imagine running an instance on the current wiki host, it would just take a bit of setting-up. 00:09:18 What's the current wiki host? 00:09:40 https://www.bytemark.co.uk/ 00:10:20 whoa whoa whoa 00:10:22 https://cloud.google.com/billing/docs/resources/vat-overview 00:10:35 Can individual EU customers use Google Cloud now? 00:10:47 Huh, that's sort of what it sounds like. 00:11:13 That must be pretty recent, it's not too many moons since I last checked. 00:11:18 Last updated January 10, 2018 00:11:57 I should look if we still have that free employee Cloud credit thing going on. 00:12:45 `5 w 00:12:50 1/2:xargs//xargs is for piping snowmen. \ the neverending work//The Neverending Work is what boily is going through trying to map entries that are being put in at the same time. \ things boily likes//Fire is good. I like fire. Also chicken. And phở. And kimchi. Or poutine. Moreover, cubes. \ browser//A browser is a Gopher client for con 00:12:59 `n 00:12:59 2/2:venient access to Gopher services and documents. \ tea//Tea is concentrated fuel made by distilling occult herbs in a silver alambic. Americans attempted to reduce its potency by dumping some in the Ocean. 00:13:16 `? cube 00:13:17 Cubes come in all sizes, colors, and materials, but only one shape. The companion cube does not speak, however. 00:13:38 `slwd cube//s/\..*/./ 00:13:41 cube//Cubes come in all sizes, colors, and materials, but only one shape. 00:14:34 Is it true what they say, that all cubes are just different reflections of the same primary cube? 00:15:13 I think that's the moral of Spellbreaker. 00:15:42 `? time cube 00:15:43 EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE IN ONLY 24 HOUR ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS, CUBES 4 QUAD EARTH. Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies. Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s. God Is Born Of A Mother - She Left Belly B. Signature. Your dirty lying teachers use only the midnight to midnight 1 day (ignoring 3 other days) Time to not foul (already wrong) bible t 00:15:52 `2 \? time cube 00:15:53 2/1: 00:26:08 fizzie: no, they're scaled and shifted reflections 00:26:17 um actually 00:26:23 they're scaled or shifted reflections 00:26:25 or something like that 00:27:00 . o O ( I think I like food a lot... ) 00:29:01 perhaps I should make HackEgo list all the jonas-wisdoms, read them all with a critical view, and delete even more 00:29:07 if only I knew how hg works 00:30:25 `` dowg | grep b_jonas 00:30:32 10986:2017-06-02 `` echo >> wisdom/b_jonas\\ can\\\'t\\ spell \ 10883:2017-05-10 `` perl -we \'open$I,"<",$ARGV[0]or die;local$/;$s=<$I>;$s=~s/(jealous;)/$1 and confuses:/;if(1){open$O,">",$ARGV[0];print$O $s or die;close$O or die;}print$s;\' "wisdom/b_jonas can\'t spell" \ 10882:2017-05-10 `` perl -we \'op 00:32:24 oerjan: I think cubes exist in different shapes in different dimensions. 00:33:04 -!- Cale_ has quit (Read error: No route to host). 00:33:58 -!- sleffy has joined. 00:35:26 `5 w 00:35:31 1/3:hello//hello hello hello, what's all this then? \ wisest human//Dr Gene Ray is the Greatest Philosopher, and is the Greatest Mathematician. Cubic Harmonics. Only Cubic Harmonics can save humanity. Cubic Harmonics will pacify all religions. 96-hour Cubic Day debunks 1-day unnatural god. 96-hour day willdisprove disunity god. Academians are t 00:35:41 `n 00:35:42 2/3:eaching - pseudocience. Worshipping a Word God will destroy the USA. \ elrond//Elrond is a rogue program originally created to police the Matrix, eventually gaining increased individuality and becoming a threat to the Machines themselves. \ loudly//Did you mean: loudly \ functor//Functors are morphisms 00:35:45 that's mine too, right? 00:35:45 `n 00:35:46 3/3: in the category of small categories. 00:35:51 `dowg wisest human 00:35:58 7954:2016-05-07 `` cp -vi wisdom/gene\\ ray wisdom/wisest\\ human 00:36:06 `cwlprits gene ray 00:36:14 b_jonäs b_jonäs b_jonäs 00:37:38 `` culprits share/conscripts | xargs -n 1 | awk '!x[$0]++' | xargs 00:37:47 alercäh rdocöc quintopïa Zarutiän jeffl3̈5 BlueProtomän fizzïe hppavilion[1̈] Phantom_Hoovër int-̈e b_jonäs boil̈y a`a`a`a`jo7äs a`a`a`a`jo8äs a`a`a`a`jo3äs a`a`a`a`jo6äs a`a`a`a`jo5äs a`a`a`a`jo4äs a`a`a`a`jo2äs a`a`a`a`jo1äs a`a`a`a`jonas̈0 a`a`a`̈a lambdaböt chicken_jonäs mynam̈e 00:37:48 You ruined `list :-( 00:38:51 shachaf: I thought it was sorted by locale and tried to make a lot of entries that sort early. nope, it's sorted by date. 00:39:52 `ls share 00:39:52 8ballreplies \ airports.dat \ autowelcome_status \ awesome \ candide \ cat \ Complaints.mp3 \ conscripts \ construct_grams.pl \ delvs-master \ dict-words \ esolangs.txt \ esolangs.txt.sorted \ headers \ headers.gch \ hello \ lua \ maimer \ maimery \ maze \ mtg \ nothp \ recipe \ scapegoats \ scowrevs \ sedtest \ UnicodeData.txt \ unic.txt \ units.d 00:40:07 `1 ls -F share 00:40:08 1/2:8ballreplies \ airports.dat \ autowelcome_status \ awesome \ candide* \ cat \ Complaints.mp3 \ conscripts \ construct_grams.pl* \ delvs-master/ \ dict-words \ esolangs.txt \ esolangs.txt.sorted \ headers \ headers.gch \ hello* \ lua/ \ maimer \ maimery \ maze* \ mtg/ \ nothp \ recipe/ \ scapegoats \ scowrevs \ sedtest \ UnicodeData.txt \ unic.t 00:40:10 `n 00:40:11 2/2:xt \ units.dat \ usercmds \ WordData/ 00:50:20 `1 ``` hg log -l 10 -T '[{node}|{rev}|{date|shortdate}|{file_adds}|{file_mods}|{file_copies}|{tags}|{author}|{desc}] ' wisdom 00:50:21 1/1:/hackenv/bin/`: eval: line 5: unexpected EOF while looking for matching ``' \ /hackenv/bin/`: eval: line 6: syntax error: unexpected end of file 00:50:46 ``` hg log -l 10 -T '[{node}|{rev}|{date|shortdate}|{file_adds}|{file_mods}|{file_copies}|{tags}|{author}|{desc}] ' wisdom 00:50:48 ​[a74c6320dbd290b48ad85810cac1b97923e5f7fb|11354|2018-02-28||wisdom/cube||tip|HackBot| slwd cube//s/\\..*/./] [aa9cd28ea336e2ce51eafb3edaa3711345f03bc4|11352|2018-02-27|||||HackBot| `` rm -v wisdom/stibia] [2c47cb9739778352eba951b7e939dd23ec2c2e76|11349|2018-02-21|||||HackBot| `` rm -v wisdom/sparkle] [e47228e9476b8 00:50:53 `? `1 00:50:54 ​`1 is equivalent to `` , except that it splits the output into irc-sized pieces. The next pieces can be viewed with `spam. See also `2. Confusingly the obvious generalization of `4. 00:51:01 ah 00:51:15 `? `n 00:51:16 ​`n is an abbreviation for `spam. 00:53:57 `1 hg log -r -l 10 -T '[{node}|{rev}|{date|shortdate}|{file_adds}|{file_mods}|{file_copies}|{tags}|{author}|{desc}] ' wisdom 00:53:59 1/1:abort: unknown revision '-l'! 00:54:05 `1 hg log -l 10 -T '[{node}|{rev}|{date|shortdate}|{file_adds}|{file_mods}|{file_copies}|{tags}|{author}|{desc}] ' wisdom 00:54:07 1/5:[a74c6320dbd290b48ad85810cac1b97923e5f7fb|11354|2018-02-28||wisdom/cube||tip|HackBot| slwd cube//s/\\..*/./] [aa9cd28ea336e2ce51eafb3edaa3711345f03bc4|11352|2018-02-27|||||HackBot| `` rm -v wisdom/stibia] [2c47cb9739778352eba951b7e939dd23ec2c2e76|11349|2018-02-21|||||HackBot| `` rm -v wisdom/sparkle] [e47228e9476b 00:54:08 `n 00:54:09 2/5:86933f16b30bb326221a92cf2465|11347|2018-02-20||wisdom/procrastination|||HackBot| slwd procrastination//sblastbfinalb] [f1282a483ad91997d7af0b696f613ec6a0930070|11345|2018-02-15||wisdom/password|||HackBot| learn The password of the month is late.] [873a476e90713d6de026d8a2b47ba4eb94e7715c|11343|2018-02-10||wisdom/oerjan|||HackBot|< 00:54:13 help 00:54:21 shachaf: sorry? 00:54:40 ``` hg log -l 10 -T '[{node}|{rev}|{date|shortdate}|{file_adds}|{file_mods}|{file_copies}|{tags}|{author}|{desc}] ' bin 00:54:43 ​[8a04b02587752b079e517ec64de5e55d4a4f63d8|121|2012-03-22|bin test/? test/@ test/No test/WELCOME test/addquote test/allquotes test/calc test/define test/delquote test/etymology test/forget test/fortune test/frink test/google test/hatesgeo test/json test/k test/karma test/karma+ test/karma- test/learn test/log test/logurl test/macro test/marco tes 00:55:17 Now you see why `n is called `spam 00:55:39 oh, you're saying I should do this in private message? 00:55:41 that's fair 00:57:02 It keeps pinging me. 00:57:15 Hmm, there's no log-search functionality in the fshg interface. 00:57:16 And those hashes aren't really helping anyone. 00:57:35 FWIW, for anything "in-depth" like that, you might be better off just cloning the repo and doing it locally. 00:58:04 The path is http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg 00:58:14 That's what I do. 00:58:24 fizzie: what? but didn't a wisdom just say that the web interface doesn't work right now? 00:59:05 I missed that. But https://hackego.esolangs.org/fshg/ should be up and running. 00:59:17 So if a wisdom is saying that, it must be unwise. 00:59:32 (Though I don't think it's going to help you find all your own edits.) 00:59:56 `grwp unwise 00:59:57 wise:Uninstalling software installed by the Wise Installation Wizard is unwise. It's neither clockwise nor counterclockwise nor otherwise. 01:00:23 imo `forget unwise 01:23:19 so, including historical deleted entries, I've touched 214 out of 1998 files in wisdom, although for some of them I've made only minor edits 01:24:49 `1 # hg log -r 1: -T "{join(files,'\x1C')}\x1D{desc}\x1E" wisdom | perl -we '$/="\x1E";while(<>){ ($f,$u)=/\A([^\x1D]*)\x1D<([0-9-A-z]+)>/ or die qq(format $_); if ($u=~/jonas(?![a-z])/i) { for $e (split /\x1C/,$f) { $e=~s"\Awisdom/"" and $e{$e}++; } } } print "$_; " for sort keys%e;' 01:24:50 1/0: 01:24:57 ^ this command would list them all if it weren't commented out 01:25:53 `? 0 01:25:54 702 matching entries found. 01:26:00 what the heck is this? how was it even funny? 01:26:03 `forget 0 01:26:05 Forget what? 01:28:38 ``` \? adpoted # is this one worth keeping? someone help me clean up 01:28:39 adpoted? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 01:28:58 huh 01:29:00 `? adopted 01:29:01 ​"Oh lord, we've adopted another one." (about Emily) => Marten realizes what kind of webcomic he lives in in http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2298 01:29:42 ``` \? accounting # this one is by zzo38 and I forgot what it means 01:29:43 ​⟨BAL|FSV⟩ = 0 01:30:12 `? `# 01:30:13 ​`# //` is useful if you want to add a comment to HackEgo history for things like `sled or `le/rn. 01:30:52 hmm, I could make a command that asks when a wisdom entry was first created and links to the log page for it 01:30:55 to find out the history 01:31:50 https://esolangs.org/logs/2015-12-19.html for wisdom/0 , apparently there were 702 wisdoms back then 01:32:09 still doesn't make sense 01:34:05 `forget aglist 01:34:07 Forget what? 01:34:20 I didn't even trigger that one a few days ago when I found that ag has finally updated 01:34:41 basically I already forgot it existed 01:38:36 `forget ata 01:38:38 Forget what? 01:38:58 Lists are most useful when you forget something exists. 01:39:05 If you remember it then you can check it yourself. 01:39:28 `forget b_jonas can't spell 01:39:30 Forget what? 01:43:11 `? sled 01:43:12 ​`sled // 01:44:52 `sled wisdom/can't//s/ father / /;s/ demand /& disaster 01:44:53 ​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 35: unterminated `s' command 01:44:57 KiwiIRC 01:44:57 freenode 01:44:58 #esoteric 01:44:58 HackEgo 01:44:58 The 25th IOCCC is open until 2018-Mar 15 03:08:07 UTC | Welcome to the international millennium for esoteric programming language discussion, design, development and deployment! | http://esolangs.org | logs: http://esolangs.org/logs/ http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D | https://www.dropbox.com/s/fyhqyvy3i8o 01:44:58 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Excess Flood). 01:46:04 -!- wob_jonas has joined. 01:46:06 `? slwd 01:46:07 ​`slwd // 01:46:10 sorry 01:46:20 `sled wisdom/can't//s/ father / /;s/ demand /& disaster/ 01:46:21 wisdom/can't//can't is the most frequent word whose pronunciation varies between /ɑː/ and /æ/ depending on dialect. A list is: advance after answer ask aunt brass can't cast castle chance class command dance demand disasterdraft enhance example fast glass graph grass half last laugh mask master nasty pass past path plant rather sample shan't st 01:46:34 `revert 01:46:35 Done. 01:46:40 `sled wisdom/can't//s/ father / /;s/ demand /&disaster / 01:46:41 wisdom/can't//can't is the most frequent word whose pronunciation varies between /ɑː/ and /æ/ depending on dialect. A list is: advance after answer ask aunt brass can't cast castle chance class command dance demand disaster draft enhance example fast glass graph grass half last laugh mask master nasty pass past path plant rather sample shan't st 01:46:45 You missed my gentle hint about slwd. :( 01:46:53 I can see it 01:47:03 but meh, there are too many commands, I don't care 01:47:17 and even using sled is unusual from me 01:47:23 I usually just use the ordinary unix tools 01:47:31 For every command, there's an equal and opposite command. 01:48:50 `? cloud 01:48:51 The cloud is a server Blackhat guy runs, connected to the internet through a cable modem. There's a lot of caching. Cloud is also the shape of clouds. 01:49:07 I know which two xkcd strips this refers to, but I'm not sure if it's worth keeping 01:49:36 Probably not. 01:49:44 `forget cloud 01:49:46 Forget what? 01:49:54 shachaf: how about wisdom/adopted ? 01:50:05 `? dark water 01:50:06 Dark water is an instadeath terrain type in Game Boy games that would represent lava if you had lots of imagination. 01:50:10 this one can definitely go to the trash 01:50:14 `forget dark water 01:50:15 Forget what? 01:50:31 adopted isn't the wisdom for me 01:51:17 `? ehlist 01:51:18 ehlist is update notification for the Everyday Heroes webcomic. http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/ 01:51:22 ^ I wasn't using this one either 01:51:25 `forget ehlist 01:51:26 Forget what? 01:51:31 I just announced that it's updated without using the list 01:52:00 Forgetting the wisdom without forgetting the list is a scow move. 01:52:12 what's the point of all those the lists if the only one I actually trigger is phdlist, which doesn't exist 01:52:16 `cat bin/aglist 01:52:17 I can forget those too 01:52:17 echo -n "$(basename "$0")${@:+ }$@: "; tail -n+2 "$0" | xargs; exit \ b_jonas \ shachaf 01:52:27 Wait, I was on that list? 01:52:29 `cat bin/ehlist 01:52:30 echo -n "$(basename "$0")${@:+ }$@: "; tail -n+2 "$0" | xargs; exit \ b_jonas 01:52:37 shachaf: abstruse goose. and it has four new comics 01:52:41 Oh. 01:52:45 four new comics after a hiatus of lots of years 01:52:47 seriously strange 01:52:50 I looked for abstrusegooselist when I saw the update recently. 01:52:56 It didn't exist so I figured no one else cared. 01:53:11 shachaf: I did care, and announced in this channel that there were updates 01:53:15 but I didn't know there was a list 01:53:16 `dowg aglist 01:53:19 `rm bin/ehlist 01:53:29 I created that 01:53:32 11356:2018-02-28 forget aglist \ 7211:2016-03-14 learn aglist is update notification for the Abstruse Goose webcomic. http://abstrusegoose.com/ \ 7210:2016-03-14 learn aglist aglist is update notification for the Abstruse Goose webcomic. http://abstrusegoose.com/ 01:53:32 both of them 01:53:33 No output. 01:53:51 `undo 11356 01:54:10 patching file wisdom/aglist 01:54:27 `forget do 01:54:29 Forget what? 01:56:05 `forget enrichment center 01:56:06 `forget enrichment centre 01:56:06 Forget what? 01:56:08 Forget what? 01:56:12 `? eto 01:56:13 Eto is the ageless laughing first minister. 01:56:24 that one isn't worth keeping either probably 01:56:35 `forget every major 01:56:37 Forget what? 01:56:38 `forget eto 01:56:39 Forget what? 01:58:00 `? extreme ironing 01:58:01 Extreme ironing is an esoteric sport in a similar sense as esoteric programming languages. 01:58:04 `forget extreme ironing 01:58:06 Forget what? 01:58:52 `? galaxy 01:58:53 A galaxy is a star that feeds its litter with milk. 01:58:56 dunno, that one is a bit flat too 01:59:09 `? ghast 01:59:10 A ghast is a palette-swapped higher level copycat of ghoul. 01:59:12 `forget ghast 01:59:13 Forget what? 01:59:30 I remember I added like ten for various undead 01:59:39 `forget ghost 01:59:41 Forget what? 01:59:43 `forget ghast 01:59:43 rm: cannot remove ‘wisdom/ghast’: No such file or directory \ Forget what? 01:59:53 `cat bin/forget 01:59:54 ​#!/bin/sh \ rm-p "wisdom/$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z)" \ echo "Forget what?" 01:59:56 -!- oerjan has joined. 02:00:32 helloerjan. I'm cleaning up my wisdoms 02:00:55 `sled bin/forget//s/"$/& \&\& \\// 02:00:56 ​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 16: unknown option to `s' 02:01:04 `sled bin/forget//s/"$/& \&\& \\/ 02:01:06 bin/forget//#!/bin/sh \ rm-p "wisdom/$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z)" && \ \ echo "Forget what?" && \ 02:01:11 oops 02:01:13 `revert 02:01:14 Done. 02:01:21 `sled bin/forget//s/)"$/& \&\& \\/ 02:01:22 bin/forget//#!/bin/sh \ rm-p "wisdom/$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z)" && \ \ echo "Forget what?" 02:01:32 Hmm, that might be a bit confusing. 02:01:40 `forget doesn't exist 02:01:41 rm: cannot remove ‘wisdom/doesn't exist’: No such file or directory 02:01:50 `forget guard 02:01:51 No output. 02:02:19 um 02:02:21 `? guard 02:02:22 guard? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 02:02:33 `forget wisdom/guard 02:02:34 rm: cannot remove ‘wisdom/wisdom/guard’: Not a directory 02:02:36 no 02:03:00 shachaf: the backslashes shouldn't be there 02:03:03 I think 02:03:18 Oh, I guess it's not necessary after && 02:03:31 `forget hand injury 02:03:33 No output. 02:03:49 (there's a duplicate at wisdom/hand\ injuries 02:03:50 ) 02:03:59 `? hari 02:04:00 Hari wears an identical suit every day. Or the same suit? The latter glitch would be a sign of adjustments on the Matrix. 02:04:01 meh 02:04:04 please fix it twh 02:05:04 `cat -A bin/forget 02:05:04 cat: invalid option -- ' ' \ Try 'cat --help' for more information. 02:05:08 ``` cat -A bin/forget 02:05:09 ​#!/bin/sh$ \ rm-p "wisdom/$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z)" && \$ \ echo "Forget what?"$ \ $ 02:05:34 ``` cat -A bin/rm-p 02:05:34 rm "$1"; rmdir -p "$(dirname "$1")" 2>/dev/null$ 02:05:52 ah 02:06:21 I think rm-p doesn't give a sane exit code 02:06:59 shachaf: can I just remove the part that tries to remove parent dirs? we have exactly one subdir in wisdom, as of last I checked 02:07:52 You must not've checked very recently. 02:09:03 ``` echo $'#!/bin/sh\n''for n; do rm "wisdom/$n" && echo "Forget what?"; done' > bin/forget; chmod a+x bin/forget 02:09:04 No output. 02:09:11 `forget hydrogen 02:09:13 Forget what? 02:09:14 Huh? 02:09:14 `forget hydrogee 02:09:15 rm: cannot remove ‘wisdom/hydrogee’: No such file or directory 02:09:19 Why did you get rid of -p? 02:09:30 shachaf: because that doesn't give the right exit code 02:09:34 so we can't use it in this context 02:09:43 shachaf: it doesn't save the exit code of the rm 02:10:01 only gives the exit code of the rmdir -p , and that's irrelevant most of the time 02:10:16 ``` find wisdom -type d 02:10:17 wisdom \ wisdom/¯\(°_o) \ wisdom/8 \ wisdom/8/8 \ wisdom/8/8/8 \ wisdom/8/8/8/8 \ wisdom/8/8/8/8/8 \ wisdom/8/8/8/8/8/8 \ wisdom/8/8/8/8/8/8/8 \ wisdom/¯\(°​_o) \ wisdom/le \ wisdom/¯\_(ツ)_ \ wisdom/biweekly 02:10:25 what the 02:10:31 `? 8 02:10:32 cat: 8: Is a directory 02:10:39 `? 8/8/8/8/8/8/8/8 02:10:40 8/8/8/8/8/8/8/8 is an empty chess board in FEN. 02:10:44 ah 02:11:02 I think I checked and saw some of those, but not the 8 02:12:47 ``` forget hypo integer 02:12:49 Forget what? \ Forget what? 02:12:50 what are even these? 02:13:24 `` find wisdom -mindepth 1 -type f 02:13:24 please don't remove wisdoms without having displayed them in channel shortly before, thank you. 02:13:25 wisdom/6 random numbers \ wisdom/¯\(°_o)/¯ \ wisdom/umlaut \ wisdom/pirate \ wisdom/quote \ wisdom/damnation \ wisdom/heck \ wisdom/pcp \ wisdom/nooga \ wisdom/soup \ wisdom/kitt \ wisdom/irc \ wisdom/post-industrial semi-punk nekronoise ambient happy hardcore triphop shoegaze \ wisdom/metar \ wisdom/certainly \ wisdom/cyberiad \ wisdom/for furt 02:13:52 oerjan: Any reason `forget doesn't print wisdoms, like `delquote? 02:13:58 `` find wisdom -mindepth 2 -type f 02:13:59 wisdom/¯\(°_o)/¯ \ wisdom/8/8/8/8/8/8/8/8 \ wisdom/¯\(°​_o)/¯ \ wisdom/le/rn \ wisdom/le/arn \ wisdom/¯\_(ツ)_/¯ \ wisdom/biweekly/the 02:14:01 because it's trying to be funny. 02:14:16 perhaps the fun has outlived its usefulness. 02:15:03 oerjan: ok, I'll display the further ones I delete then 02:15:13 I mean, if you want to feel the pain 02:15:23 *sigh* 02:15:26 these are ones I created by the way, I'll display them if it wasn't me who created them 02:15:44 `? ipu 02:15:45 IPU is an invisible pink unicorn. 02:15:46 oh well. 02:15:49 `forget ipu 02:15:50 Forget what? 02:16:42 oerjan: I already forgot several before you entered 02:16:55 fine, just do it without, i'll probably just get more riled up. 02:17:08 `? ioccclist 02:17:09 ioccclist is update notification for when a new year of the International Obfuscated C Code Contest is announced, or the winners for a year is announced, or the source codes of winners are released. http://www.ioccc.org/#news 02:17:26 have I actually used that when the latest contest was announced? I don't remember 02:17:28 ipu is intensive pear unit 02:17:40 intensive processing unit? 02:17:59 `? iron general 02:18:00 The Iron General is Siona Patricia pa-Lehyll pa-Drusia Ishgur-Sal, Lady of Tyren, sometime general in His Majesty's army, dame of the Empire, and senator of Tuqnil, in http://www.madore.org/~david/weblog/d.2003-12-04.0383.html 02:18:02 `forget iron general 02:18:03 Forget what? 02:18:36 i'll agree those weren't my favorite kind of wisdom, too obscure without being funny. 02:18:36 `? john 02:18:37 John is not Hziulquoigmnzhah of Cykranosh, the dread spawn of Cxaxukluth, according to http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4072 02:18:51 `forget john 02:18:52 Forget what? 02:19:20 oerjan: wisdom/0 and wisdom/hypo were probably the worst of the ones I deleted so far 02:19:29 and I'm only near the middle 02:19:31 `dowg 0 02:19:39 11355:2018-02-28 forget 0 \ 6417:2015-12-19 le/rn 0/702 matching entries found. 02:19:44 `? jander 02:19:45 Jander was murdered, or deactivated permanently, depending on which side you ask. 02:19:50 `forget jander 02:19:51 Forget what? 02:20:25 oerjan: I mean because those were not only not funny, they weren't even referencing anything 02:20:44 and I don't even understand what I could have thought when I created them 02:21:02 for many I deleted, I can at least sort of understand why I created them, even if it was a bad idea 02:21:18 `? keenlist 02:21:19 keenlist is notification for when Tom Hall acquires the necessary intellectual property rights to create the videogame series Commander Keen: The Universe is Toast 02:21:32 if this somehow happened, I don't think I'd remember there is a list 02:21:58 `? kinder surprise 02:21:59 Kinder Surprise is an addictive drug marketed for children so dangerous it's banned at the federal level. 02:22:01 `forget kinder surprise 02:22:02 Forget what? 02:23:07 `? loodun 02:23:08 Loodun Antyok demonstrates how to play a lawful character the exact opposite way from the lawful stupid archetype. 02:23:10 `forget loodun 02:23:12 Forget what? 02:23:32 `? macedonia 02:23:34 Macedonia is a country of which the United Nations denies the existence, just like Taiwan is. 02:23:36 `forget macedonia 02:23:38 Forget what? 02:24:04 `? mark 02:24:05 A mark of one's destiny singled out alone, fulfilled. 02:24:08 `forget mark 02:24:09 Forget what? 02:24:38 `? napkin 02:24:39 A complement of small lemon-soaked paper napkins is essential for the comfort, refreshment, and hygiene of the passengers during the journey. 02:25:29 `? nød 02:25:30 Nød is French for vertex. 02:25:38 `forget nød 02:25:39 Forget what? 02:26:23 `? obell 02:26:24 The obell is what we ring each time a new strip of the o webcomic is published. 02:26:27 `forget obell 02:26:28 Forget what? 02:26:32 `? of 02:26:33 Of this incident we shall never speak again. 02:26:34 `forget of 02:26:36 Forget what? 02:27:07 `? overworld 02:27:08 The overworld is an alternative name for the world map, used by players of the Zelda video games. 02:27:12 hmm 02:27:23 `? one ring 02:27:24 One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them 02:27:40 Rings are much better than fields. 02:27:42 `? oren's font 02:27:43 ​\oren\'s font neoletters is http://www.orenwatson.be/fontdemo.htm 02:27:46 `? font 02:27:47 ​#esoteric bitmap fonts include: \oren\'s font http://www.orenwatson.be/fontdemo.htm , lifthrasiir's font https://github.com/lifthrasiir/unison/ , b_jonas's font http://www.math.bme.hu/~ambrus/pu/fecupboard20-c.pcf.gz , fizzie's font https://github.com/fis/rfk86/tree/master/web/font , FireFly's fonts http://xen.firefly.nu/up/fonts/ 02:28:12 which ones of these should I keep 02:28:35 `forget overworld 02:28:36 Forget what? 02:28:44 `forget oren's font 02:28:45 merge them into one single font and link to it 02:28:46 Forget what? 02:28:58 lifthrasiir: it's already merged to wisdom/font 02:29:15 `? palate 02:29:16 Palate is usually a metaphor for a person's preferences about food or drink. 02:29:17 `forget palate 02:29:19 Forget what? 02:29:30 `? patch 02:29:31 wob_jonas: I meant to merge all those font files 02:29:31 patch is the precursor to both perl and version control. 02:29:33 `forget patch 02:29:34 somehow 02:29:34 Forget what? 02:29:42 `? pbflist 02:29:43 pbflist is update notification for the Perry Bible Fellowship webcomic. http://pbfcomics.com/ 02:29:46 this one can stay, I actually use itt 02:30:00 despite that it doesn't exist in bin 02:30:51 `? post-industrial semi-punk nekronoise ambient happy hardcore triphop shoegaze 02:30:52 Post-industrial semi-punk nekronoise ambient happy hardcore triphop shoegaze is the genre of the Autobahn album "Nagelbett" according to http://thedailywtf.com/articles/Yo-Ho%2c-Yo-Ho%2c-A-Pirates-Life-for-Lee . 02:30:53 `forget post-industrial semi-punk nekronoise ambient happy hardcore triphop shoegaze 02:30:54 Forget what? 02:38:50 `? ravnica 02:38:51 Ravnica: City of Guilds is a city of guilds. “City of Guilds” is part of its name. The Wizards of the Coast Marketing Department: We Sell Anything thought players might not notice it was a City of Guilds unless they put the tagline into the name. 02:38:52 `? ravnica: city of guilds 02:38:53 Ravnica: City of Guilds is a city of guilds. “City of Guilds” is part of its name. The Wizards of the Coast Marketing Department: We Sell Anything thought players might not notice it was a City of Guilds unless they put the tagline into the name. 02:39:09 which one of those should I keep? the first one is easier to find, but the second one is a more appropriate name 02:39:24 `forget ravnica 02:39:25 Forget what? 02:39:51 `? cookbook 02:39:52 Random food recipes at https://gist.github.com/nylki/1efbaa36635956d35bcc 02:39:53 `? recipe 02:39:54 Random food recipes at https://gist.github.com/nylki/1efbaa36635956d35bcc 02:39:56 `forget cookbook 02:39:57 Forget what? 02:40:16 `? rhenium 02:40:17 Rhenium is a precious metal. It can be found nowhere in Earth because the Enemy has used up all of it for forging the One Ring. 02:40:19 `forget rhenium 02:40:20 Forget what? 02:42:10 `? sausage 02:42:11 Sausage is the ground remains of a pig after the valuable parts (meat, liver) and the part that will form sausage skin are removed. 02:42:14 `forget sausage 02:42:15 Forget what? 02:43:49 `? skeleton 02:43:50 A skeleton is an unintelligent undead, similar to the zombie but harder to create, because it's lacking most of the body. The best skeletons are made by groups of people, so-called skeleton crews. 02:43:52 `forget skeleton 02:43:54 Forget what? 02:44:01 `? ghost 02:44:02 ghost? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 02:44:06 I already removed that one earlier 02:44:38 `? semmelweis 02:44:38 `? semmelweis 02:44:39 Semmelweis saves the life of a hundred thousand birthgiving mothers by popularising This One Simple Trick. Doctors hate him for it. 02:44:39 Semmelweis saves the life of a hundred thousand birthgiving mothers by popularising This One Simple Trick. Doctors hate him for it. 02:44:47 yes, but that's a dupe 02:44:51 `? aristotle 02:44:52 Aristotle said that every illness can be cured by balancing the four vitreous humors, and everyone believed him for 2000 years without checking. It wasn't until the 20th century that Szent-Györgyi Albert realized that Aristotle didn't find the fifth humor, vitamin C, because the Greek alphabet doesn't have the letter C. 02:45:13 -!- boily has quit (Quit: MAKING CHICKEN). 02:45:42 hmm 02:45:46 it's not a dup then 02:46:36 `? sock 02:46:37 Socks are alien larvas planning to take over Earth. They started to teleport into Earthly washing machines through miniature wormholes. The invasion is currently halted, because after 4 billion larvas, they ran out of address space. They are also a protocol for proxying TCP connections. 02:46:40 `forget sock 02:46:41 Forget what? 02:46:50 `? spice 02:46:51 The Spice Girls are Pog spice, Story spice, Sarah spice, Gender spice, and Baleen spice. 02:46:54 `dowg spice 02:47:02 `forget spice 02:47:02 7470:2016-04-18 slashlearn spice/The Spice Girls are Pog spice, Story spice, Sarah spice, Gender spice, and Baleen spice. \ 7425:2016-04-17 learn spice girls/The Spice Girls are Pog spice, Story spice, Sarah spice, Gender spice, and Baleen spice. 02:47:03 Forget what? 02:47:25 `? spice girls 02:47:26 The Spice Girls are Pog spice, Story spice, Sarah spice, Gender spice, and Baleen spice. 02:47:27 `forget spice girls 02:47:29 Forget what? 02:47:42 `? stalactite 02:47:43 A stalactite is an upside-down stalagmite. 02:47:47 `? stalagmite 02:47:48 A stalagmite is an upside-down stalactite. 02:47:52 `dowg stalagmite 02:47:57 Surely they can't both be upside-down. 02:48:01 7460:2016-04-17 ` sed -i \'s/lct/lact/\' wisdom/stalagmite \ 7403:2016-04-17 learn A stalagmite is an upside-down stalctite. 02:48:07 ``` forget stala{gm,ct}ite 02:48:09 Forget what? \ Forget what? 02:48:25 `dowg stalagmyte 02:48:32 7404:2016-04-17 learn A stalagmyte is eight stalagmits 02:48:35 `forget stalagmyte 02:48:37 Forget what? 02:49:15 `? macedonia 02:49:16 macedonia? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 02:49:16 `? taiwan 02:49:17 Taiwan is a country of which the United Nations denies the existence, just like Macedonia is. 02:50:42 `? usb3 02:50:43 USB3 hosts are packaged with a full independent implementation of the older USB/USB2, going through separate pins in the same socket. It is similar to DVI, except you need a separate passive converter stub to plug VGA monitor to DVI socket, but you don't need one to plug a USB client to an USB3 host. 02:50:44 `forget usb3 02:50:46 Forget what? 02:52:43 the commands specific for wisdom, such as forget, dowg, slwd etc, would make much more sense if they knew about the wisdom name canonicization rules, i.e. they lowercased the name and tried to find versions with a trailing s or leading backtick removed 02:52:55 but that would be a bit tricky to implement, so we don't bother 02:53:26 `? vampire 02:53:27 Vampires are a wizarding myth Professor Lupin invented to make students hate Professor Snape even more, after Professor Snape almost made the students realize he's a werewolf. 02:53:31 this one is factually incorrect 02:54:38 `? zkstr 02:54:39 zkstr is a common consonant cluster at the start of Russian words, see eg. http://www.math.bme.hu/~ambrus/pu/metro-typo-2 02:54:42 `forget zkstr 02:54:43 Forget what? 02:55:20 ok, that's all I'm prepared to delete right now 02:57:35 That's a lot of forgetting. 03:00:05 I kept a lot. I did most of the lookups in private message, but didn't do writes that way 03:00:10 shachaf: yes 03:00:21 but almost all of them are my wisdoms 03:05:43 `1 hg log -d -1 -T "{join(file_dels,'\x1C')}\x1C" | perl -we '$/=();for(split"\x1C",<>){ if (m"\Awisdom/(.*)\z"s) { $f{$1}++ } } print "$_; " for sort keys%f;' 03:05:47 1/2:0; aglist; ata; b_jonas can't spell; cloud; cookbook; dark water; do; ehlist; enrichment center; enrichment centre; eto; every major; extreme ironing; ghast; ghost; guard; hand injury; hydrogen; hypo; integer; ipu; iron general; jander; john; kinder surprise; loodun; macedonia; mark; nød; obell; of; oren's font; overworld; palate; patch; post- 03:05:48 `n 03:05:49 2/2:industrial semi-punk nekronoise ambient happy hardcore triphop shoegaze; ravnica; rhenium; sausage; skeleton; sock; spice; spice girls; stalactite; stalagmite; stalagmyte; usb3; zkstr; 03:06:03 shachaf: ^ those are all the wisdoms deleted recently 03:07:10 note that some of those are deleted because they're duplicates 03:09:31 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client). 03:13:34 -!- sprocklem has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 03:53:13 `cat bin/? 03:53:14 ​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed "s/noo\+dl/nooodl/;s/ *$//") \ topic1=$(echo '`'"$topic" | sed 's/^`\(`\|$\)//') \ topic2=$(echo "$topic" | sed "s/s$//") \ cd wisdom \ if [ \( "_$topic2"_ = "_ngevd"_ \) -a \( -e ngevd \) ]; \ then cat /dev/urandom; \ elif [ -e "$topic" ]; \ then cat "$topic"; \ elif [ -e "$topic 03:54:27 `slbd ?//2s,1,@, 03:54:30 ​?//#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$@" | lowercase | sed "s/noo\+dl/nooodl/;s/ *$//") \ topic1=$(echo '`'"$topic" | sed 's/^`\(`\|$\)//') \ topic2=$(echo "$topic" | sed "s/s$//") \ cd wisdom \ if [ \( "_$topic2"_ = "_ngevd"_ \) -a \( -e ngevd \) ]; \ then cat /dev/urandom; \ elif [ -e "$topic" ]; \ then cat "$topic"; \ elif [ -e "$to 03:54:45 `2 \? time cube 03:54:46 2/2:le time. Lie that corrupts earth you educated stupid fools. 03:55:34 `? -n 03:55:35 ​-n? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 03:55:49 `` echo -n hm 03:55:50 hm 03:55:53 `` echo -n 03:55:54 No output. 03:56:59 `` \? -n 03:57:00 ​-n? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 03:57:06 `` \? -n hi 03:57:07 ​-n? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 03:57:16 curious 03:57:23 `` \? hi there 03:57:24 hi? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 03:57:32 `? time 03:57:33 time? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 03:57:46 `1 \? -n hi 03:57:48 1/1:-n? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 03:58:03 `1 \? time sphere 03:58:04 1/1:time? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 03:58:09 `1 \? time cube 03:58:10 1/2:EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE IN ONLY 24 HOUR ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS, CUBES 4 QUAD EARTH. Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies. Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s. God Is Born Of A Mother - She Left Belly B. Signature. Your dirty lying teachers use only the midnight to midnight 1 day (ignoring 3 other days) Time to not foul (already wrong) bib 03:58:35 `2 cat bin/\? 03:58:36 2/2:c1" ]; \ then cat "$topic1"; \ elif [ -e "$topic2" ]; \ then cat "$topic2"; \ else echo "$1? ¯\(°​_o)/¯"; exit 1; \ fi | rnoooodl 03:58:41 duh 03:58:43 -!- variable has joined. 04:00:53 `slbd ?///else/gs,1,@, 04:00:54 ​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 8: extra characters after command 04:01:15 `slbd ?///else/s,1,@, 04:01:17 ​?//#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$@" | lowercase | sed "s/noo\+dl/nooodl/;s/ *$//") \ topic1=$(echo '`'"$topic" | sed 's/^`\(`\|$\)//') \ topic2=$(echo "$topic" | sed "s/s$//") \ cd wisdom \ if [ \( "_$topic2"_ = "_ngevd"_ \) -a \( -e ngevd \) ]; \ then cat /dev/urandom; \ elif [ -e "$topic" ]; \ then cat "$topic"; \ elif [ -e "$to 04:01:20 `cat bin/slbd 04:01:21 cd bin; sled "$1" | sed '1s/^Rosebud!$/Rosbbud!/' 04:01:28 `1 \? time sphere 04:01:30 1/1:time sphere? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 04:01:35 there you go. 04:02:22 `cat bin/rm-p 04:02:23 rm "$1"; rmdir -p "$(dirname "$1")" 2>/dev/null 04:03:08 `rm-p wisdom/ksausgf 04:03:09 rm: cannot remove ‘wisdom/ksausgf’: No such file or directory 04:04:06 `slbd rm-p//s, 2.*,, 04:04:08 rm-p//rm "$1"; rmdir -p "$(dirname "$1")" 04:04:12 `rm-p wisdom/ksausgf 04:04:13 rm: cannot remove ‘wisdom/ksausgf’: No such file or directory \ rmdir: failed to remove ‘wisdom’: Directory not empty 04:04:36 oh i see. 04:04:44 `revert 04:04:45 Done. 04:05:30 `slbd rm-p//s,;, && {, 04:05:31 rm-p//rm "$1" ;; { rmdir -p "$(dirname "$1")" 2>/dev/null 04:05:38 `revert 04:05:39 Done. 04:06:07 `slbd rm-p//s,;, \&\& {,;s,$, }, 04:06:09 rm-p//rm "$1" && { rmdir -p "$(dirname "$1")" 2>/dev/null } 04:06:21 `rm-p wisdom/ksausgf 04:06:22 ​/hackenv/bin/rm-p: line 2: syntax error: unexpected end of file 04:06:25 f 04:07:13 `slbd rm-p//s,},; }, 04:07:15 rm-p//rm "$1" && { rmdir -p "$(dirname "$1")" 2>/dev/null ; } 04:07:19 `rm-p wisdom/ksausgf 04:07:20 rm: cannot remove ‘wisdom/ksausgf’: No such file or directory 04:07:25 there you go 04:07:39 `doag bin/forget 04:07:47 11380:2018-02-28 `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'for n; do rm "wisdom/$n" && echo "Forget what?"; done\' > bin/forget; chmod a+x bin/forget \ 11377:2018-02-28 sled bin/forget//s/)"$/& \\&\\& \\\\/ \ 11376:2018-02-28 revert \ 11375:2018-02-28 sled bin/forget//s/"$/& \\&\\& \\\\/ \ 6675:2016-02-09 `undo 11380 04:08:07 patching file bin/forget 04:08:15 `forget ksausgf 04:08:16 rm: cannot remove ‘wisdom/ksausgf’: No such file or directory 04:08:33 `? test 04:08:34 test failed. HackEgo-JUnit is not available. 04:08:39 `forget test 04:08:41 No output. 04:08:44 argh 04:08:53 `cat bin/forget 04:08:53 ​#!/bin/sh \ rm-p "wisdom/$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z)" && \ \ echo "Forget what?" 04:09:07 oh right, you messed it up several times 04:09:17 `? test 04:09:18 test? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 04:09:22 `revert 04:09:23 Done. 04:09:24 `? test 04:09:25 test failed. HackEgo-JUnit is not available. 04:10:25 `doag bin/forget 04:10:32 11419:2018-02-28 undo 11380 \ 11380:2018-02-28 `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'for n; do rm "wisdom/$n" && echo "Forget what?"; done\' > bin/forget; chmod a+x bin/forget \ 11377:2018-02-28 sled bin/forget//s/)"$/& \\&\\& \\\\/ \ 11376:2018-02-28 revert \ 11375:2018-02-28 sled bin/forget//s/"$/ 04:11:18 `undo 11419 04:11:21 patching file bin/forget 04:11:25 `cat bin/forget 04:11:26 ​#!/bin/sh \ for n; do rm "wisdom/$n" && echo "Forget what?"; done 04:11:31 wtf is the for for 04:12:07 Multiple arguments? 04:12:38 `? time 04:12:39 time? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 04:12:45 `forget time sphere 04:12:45 rm: cannot remove ‘wisdom/time sphere’: No such file or directory 04:13:04 `? sphere 04:13:05 sphere? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 04:13:12 oh well i guess that's harmless. 04:13:23 `slbd forget//s,rm,rm-p, 04:13:25 forget//#!/bin/sh \ for n; do rm-p "wisdom/$n" && echo "Forget what?"; done 04:13:34 `forget time sphere 04:13:35 rm: cannot remove ‘wisdom/time sphere’: No such file or directory 04:13:40 `forget test 04:13:42 No output. 04:13:45 argh 04:13:51 `revert 04:13:52 Done. 04:14:27 oh right the rmdir _is_ failing 04:14:32 grmble 04:14:56 `cat bin/forget 04:14:57 ​#!/bin/sh \ for n; do rm-p "wisdom/$n" && echo "Forget what?"; done 04:15:04 `cat bin/rm-p 04:15:05 rm "$1" && { rmdir -p "$(dirname "$1")" 2>/dev/null ; } 04:15:08 sheesh 04:15:38 `slbd rm-p//s, ;,; exit 0;, 04:15:40 rm-p//rm "$1" && { rmdir -p "$(dirname "$1")" 2>/dev/null; exit 0; } 04:15:50 `forget test 04:15:51 Forget what? 04:15:54 `revert 04:15:55 Done. 04:16:23 `forget test sphere 04:16:23 rm: cannot remove ‘wisdom/test sphere’: No such file or directory 04:16:35 that's better 04:17:45 now back to unforgetting to eat -> 04:17:59 `owrjan 04:18:00 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: owrjan: not found 04:18:22 `doag bin/owrjan 04:18:25 * oerjan stops briefly to whistle innocently 04:18:31 11353:2018-02-27 ` rm -v bin/*rjan \ 11351:2018-02-26 ` mv bin/wrjan bin/owrjan 04:18:51 huh 04:19:04 you removed half of bin/ with one command tdnh 04:19:11 `? oerjan 04:19:12 Your omnidryad saddle principal swatty kind "Darth Ook" oerjan the shifty loud punster is a hazy expert in minor compaction. Also a Groadep who minces Roald Dahl. He could never render the word "amortized" so he put it here for connivance. His ark-nemesis is Noah. He twice punned without noticing it. 04:19:18 was getting out of hand. 04:20:22 :-( 04:20:47 `` doag | grep '> swrjan' | wc -l 04:20:52 55 04:21:47 `` doag | grep '> swrjan' | egrep -o '<[^>]+>' | sort | uniq -c | sort -rn 04:21:51 ​ 37 \ 16 \ 2 04:22:22 I was going to write something about how you could never remember to eat. 04:23:31 -!- variable has quit (Quit: /dev/null is full). 04:23:49 -!- sprocklem has joined. 04:36:30 -!- sleffy has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 04:39:11 -!- ais523 has joined. 04:45:13 -!- sleffy has joined. 04:49:04 `undo 11353 04:49:07 patching file bin/dowrjan \ patching file bin/owrjan \ patching file bin/quoerjan \ patching file bin/quørjan \ patching file bin/swrjan \ patching file bin/translatetoerjan \ patching file bin/zalgoerjan 04:50:40 `zalgoerjan 04:50:41 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /hackenv/bin/zalgoerjan: Permission denied \ /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: /hackenv/bin/zalgoerjan: cannot execute: Permission denied 04:50:52 `cat bin/zalgoerjan 04:50:53 echo -n "oerjan $@" | zalgo 04:51:10 `wat 04:51:10 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: wat: not found 04:51:30 `` ls -l bin/zalgoerjan 04:51:31 ​-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 28 Feb 28 04:49 bin/zalgoerjan 04:51:43 `doag bin/zalgoerjan 04:51:52 11429:2018-02-28 undo 11353 \ 11353:2018-02-27 ` rm -v bin/*rjan \ 1285:2013-01-07 echo \'echo -n "oerjan $@" | zalgo\' > bin/zalgoerjan; chmod +x bin/zalgoerjan \ 1284:2013-01-07 echo \'(echo -n "oerjan $@"; cat) | zalgo\' > bin/zalgoerjan; chmod +x bin/zalgoerjan \ 1281:2013-01-07 echo \'e 04:52:25 something is weird there. 04:52:41 `swrjan hm.... 04:52:41 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /hackenv/bin/swrjan: Permission denied \ /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: /hackenv/bin/swrjan: cannot execute: Permission denied 04:52:58 `cat bin/undo 04:52:59 ​#!/bin/sh \ hg diff -c "$@" | patch -p1 -R 04:53:13 ...undo doesn't restore permissions? 04:53:27 ...pretty obvious really. 04:53:44 `` chmod +x bin/*rjan 04:53:46 No output. 04:54:00 `zalgoerjan ok what now 04:54:00 ǫ͠e̷̘r̗̯j͎͝ȃ̓ǹ̕ ͊͋o̤͖k͎͔ ̯ͣwͩ̓h̠̓a̵̔ț̜ ̿ͥn̲̽o̳็w͉ͭ 04:54:47 `zalgo does this work? 04:54:48 d͖̉o̷͚e҉̋s̵̗ ́͂t̾̈h̵ͦìͪs͉̓ ̀͐ẁ̫o̭͚r͚͒k̴̬?ͨ͐ 04:54:51 yep 04:55:19 why do we need an oerjan-specific variant of zalgofication? 04:56:07 we don't. but shachaf got sad when i deleted all the *rjan commands. 04:56:28 so now i'm in my usual state of unable to make a more refined selection. 05:08:35 I don't think zalgoerjan is strictly necessary. 05:14:44 `? web access 05:14:45 Sorry, HackEgo's sandbox currently has no web access. However, see `? `fetch 05:14:58 i think b_jonas misunderstood that one 05:23:53 -!- sleffy has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 05:56:16 `? extreme irony 05:56:17 Extreme irony is what happens when you get a Darwin award for extreme ironing. 05:56:20 hum 05:56:28 `doag extreme ironing 05:56:33 No output. 05:56:39 `dowg extreme ironing 05:56:46 11372:2018-02-28 forget extreme ironing \ 7044:2016-02-28 slashlearn extreme ironing/Extreme ironing is an esoteric sport in a similar sense as esoteric programming languages. 05:57:06 `undo 11372 05:57:08 patching file 'wisdom/extreme ironing' 05:57:35 it's not that good in itself, but it's needed for the other one. 06:29:29 there's no particular reason why every word used in a wisdom entry needs its own wisdom entry 06:30:30 `grWp ironing 06:30:31 extreme ironing:Extreme ironing is an esoteric sport in a similar sense as esoteric programming languages. \ extreme irony:Extreme irony is what happens when you get a Darwin award for extreme ironing. 06:30:53 One solution is to forget both of them. 06:32:17 -!- sleffy has joined. 06:32:25 the latter one is actually pretty good 06:32:37 but I'm not sure we need a joke database at all 06:33:03 What about an inside joke database? 06:33:31 Most of wisdom is inside jokes about other inside jokes. 06:33:39 Recursive inside jokes without a base case. 06:35:02 inside jokes are weird because they're unfunny to nearly everyone and often not very funny to the people who get them either 06:35:12 so they're more a method of recognising who belongs to a community than they are of actual humour 06:35:59 -!- ^v has joined. 06:36:33 I think many of oerjan's wisdoms are actually good. 06:37:59 the extreme irony joke is something that isn't really connected to the channel at all 06:38:04 it'd make just as much sense in any other context 07:22:39 -!- sleffy has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 07:27:35 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 07:46:03 -!- augur has joined. 07:47:33 -!- augur has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 07:47:39 -!- augur has joined. 07:52:19 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 08:30:37 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Nite). 08:52:07 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 08:57:35 -!- idris-bot has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 09:39:06 -!- atslash has joined. 10:03:27 -!- LKoen has joined. 11:31:01 -!- xkapastel has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 11:32:36 -!- boily has joined. 11:53:52 @metar EGLL 11:53:53 EGLL 281120Z AUTO 11015KT 9999 BKN038 BKN044 M02/M09 Q1018 TEMPO 4000 -SHSN BKN014 11:54:07 It's all SHSNing in here. 11:54:23 @metar lowi 11:54:23 LOWI 281120Z VRB01KT CAVOK M06/M16 Q1013 R08/19//95 NOSIG 11:54:26 I'm supposed to go commute, but people have warned me about London and snow. 11:54:51 @metar CYUL 11:54:51 CYUL 281100Z 11002KT 15SM FEW055 OVC120 03/M02 A2996 RMK SC2AS6 SLP149 11:54:53 A bit cold, but no snow. (And it was down to M15 at night) 11:55:13 fizziello. the Beast is Snowing a lot? 11:55:22 @metar EGSC 11:55:22 EGSC 281120Z 09008KT 3000 -SN BR SCT005 M03/M05 Q1019 11:55:24 `" 11:55:25 853) There is Haskell program "pandoc" to convert formats, so I make "panchess" which is the similar thing but for chess. \ 654) fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. 11:55:38 int-ello. extreme colds? 11:56:02 same thing as yesterday :P 11:56:07 Tanelle. how is it on your end? 11:56:23 int-e: do you expect it will stay long? 11:56:28 Decent, I guess 11:56:35 Got the bus into work rather than cycled this morning 11:56:44 (didn't really feel like cycling in snow) 11:56:47 boily: it's supposed to get warmer now 11:57:27 (so only down to M10 next night? something like that was the forecast yesterday) 11:58:54 I tried snow cycling once. way too dangerous. 11:59:25 . o O ( the snow cycle is part of the water cycle? ) 12:00:44 probably. I guess there's some snow sublimation and iceberg melting and some random stuff? 12:01:38 hmm sublimal snow 12:03:23 meanwhile, the Undying Queen is pulling of some weird costume shit. 12:18:15 tbf she started on Monday. Clothes don't just shrink like that. 12:22:43 I didn't think any phase of water could sublimate at normal pressures? 12:25:35 int-e: more hints about what's going on on Friday maybe? 12:26:35 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 12:27:56 boily: well I hope we'll at least learn why she's surprised... didn't she know about the mirror, or are the 2 1/2 years worrying her? (though it's kind of strange that she doesn't know... Wooster's been around for most of it) 12:28:35 his523. you are right, water sublimation can only go below 611 Pa. 12:28:45 (thanks phase diagrams!) 12:29:15 `thanks phase diagrams! 12:29:16 Thanks, phase diagrams!. 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I also learned some hg parametrization syntax in the meantime, because I was messing with querying the HackEgo data repo. 20:33:57 `1 hg log -d -2 -T "{join(file_dels,'\x1C')}\x1C" | perl -we '$/=();for(split"\x1C",<>){ if (m"\Awisdom/(.*)\z"s) { $f{$1}++ } } print "$_; " for sort keys%f;' 20:34:18 1/2:0; aglist; ata; b_jonas can't spell; cloud; cookbook; dark water; do; ehlist; enrichment center; enrichment centre; eto; every major; extreme ironing; ghast; ghost; guard; hand injury; hydrogen; hypo; integer; ipu; iron general; jander; john; kinder surprise; loodun; macedonia; mark; nød; obell; of; oren's font; overworld; palate; patch; post- 20:34:20 `n 20:34:21 2/2:industrial semi-punk nekronoise ambient happy hardcore triphop shoegaze; ravnica; rhenium; sausage; skeleton; sock; spice; spice girls; stalactite; stalagmite; stalagmyte; stibia; test; usb3; zkstr; 20:34:34 (technically I'd need a \0 in the separator so it can't clash with filenames, but meh) 20:35:42 I'm not sure if this -T "{join(file_dels,'\0')}" thing is better than the xml output format that subversion provides 20:43:36 I think the xml output scales better. I've used it at least once to get the type and file size of all files in all commits, and other stuff like that. 20:47:49 -!- Bowserinator_ has changed nick to Bowserinator. 21:32:08 but don't worry, I'll just make new bad wisdoms later, and I'll probably make them faster than delete them in the long run 21:36:40 wob_jonas: Or // 21:37:33 shachaf: heh. or /./ which rsync uses as a special semantics separator (despite that it otherwise has serious problems with handling strange filenames properly, which I really dislike) 21:45:20 [[User:DMC]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=54253&oldid=54063 * DMC * (+70) 22:15:09 -!- jaboja64 has joined. 22:15:11 -!- jaboja64 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 22:16:47 [[User:DMC]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=54254&oldid=54253 * DMC * (-25) 22:17:15 [[User:DMC]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=54255&oldid=54254 * DMC * (+2) 22:17:39 -!- sleffy has joined. 22:31:30 -!- augur has joined. 22:40:05 -!- ais523 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 22:53:04 -!- boily has joined. 22:55:38 `? bancstar 22:55:39 bancstar? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 22:59:40 -!- laerling has quit (Quit: Leaving). 23:00:12 `? INTERCAL 23:00:15 -!- `^_^v has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep). 23:00:15 INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market. 23:01:03 `dowg bancstar 23:01:12 No output. 23:04:51 wellob_jonas. was there a bancstar once? 23:11:05 -!- fungot has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 23:15:10 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 23:16:33 -!- ocharles has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 23:17:05 boily: probably no 23:17:14 -!- incomprehensibly has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 23:17:40 -!- sleffy has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 23:18:01 boily: but it's a wisdom that could plausibly exist 23:18:22 the language is iconic in a strange way that would allow someone to write a wisdom entry about it 23:18:34 -!- incomprehensibly has joined. 23:19:06 `? brainfuck 23:19:07 brainfuck is the integral of the family of terrible esolangs. The name is a euphemism for "beef". bf -c -t "+>+++++>+++" | mklang --array 23:19:11 `? underload 23:19:12 underload? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 23:19:13 `? unlambda 23:19:14 ​``ci`r`.!`.l`.a`.i`.v`.i`.r`.t`. `.t`.s`.e`.'`.c`. `.,`.a`.d`.b`.m`.a`.l`.n`.U`ci 23:19:15 `? chef 23:19:16 chef? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 23:19:22 -!- zgrepc has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 23:19:24 `? piet 23:19:25 ​Piet is a really colourful programming language. 23:20:18 -!- ocharles has joined. 23:23:06 undeload ought to be wisdomed. 23:23:09 -!- zgrepc has joined. 23:23:14 -!- lynn has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 23:24:12 -!- lynn has joined. 23:25:33 -!- ocharles has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 23:26:12 `? befunge 23:26:13 -!- zgrepc has quit (Max SendQ exceeded). 23:26:13 befunge? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 23:26:31 `? befunge-93 23:26:32 befunge-93? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 23:26:39 -!- zgrepc has joined. 23:27:41 `le/rn befunge//In the Beginning was Befunge. And Befunge begot Fungot. And Fungot got Taneb. And Taneb tanebvented All the Things. Fnord. 23:27:43 Learned 'befunge': In the Beginning was Befunge. And Befunge begot Fungot. And Fungot got Taneb. And Taneb tanebvented All the Things. Fnord. 23:29:16 `? mouse 23:29:17 mouse? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 23:29:24 `? ais523 23:29:25 Agent “Iä” Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving. On the 3rd of March, he's lawful good. 23:29:28 -!- ocharles has joined. 23:29:31 `? dmm 23:29:32 dmm? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 23:32:20 `? hactar 23:32:21 hactar? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 23:32:31 `? supernova 23:32:33 `? supernova bomb 23:32:33 supernova? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 23:32:34 supernova bomb? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 23:32:37 hactar? 23:33:19 boily: the guy who created the supernova bomb in h2g2 23:33:33 -!- sleffy has joined. 23:33:56 and the supernova bomb is a bomb that would connect the core of every star in the universe, thus making their effective mass so large that they turn into a supernova immediately 23:34:02 a really huge one 23:36:28 -!- fungot has joined. 23:37:37 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 23:38:42 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client). 23:38:52 -!- wob_jonas has joined. 23:42:44 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Client Quit). 23:42:54 -!- wob_jonas has joined. 23:42:57 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Client Quit). 23:49:59 <\oren\_> Ideas on what will happen to various languages in the future: 23:50:23 <\oren\_> French will lose even more consonants, and acquires tones in order to hold information that consonants once conveyed, in similar manner that happened to old chinese. 23:50:55 <\oren\_> Chinese will start to LOSE tones as all words become polysyllabic, and reduce tones to a pitch accent system 23:52:45 <\oren\_> and English gets cruft in system reduced over time 23:53:09 <\oren\_> most languages just cease to exist obviously 23:53:56 -!- wob_jonas has joined. 23:54:56 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Client Quit). 23:55:07 -!- wob_jonas has joined. 23:55:30 \oren\: I don't think that will happen to french or chinese 23:57:15 \oren\: and why would French need tones? if it wants to convey more information, it can just grow a vowel duration distinction and turn up the vowel front-back distinction to be more prevalent in all accents 23:57:43 he\\oren\_. I think French will lose vowels. 23:57:50 <\oren\_> wob_jonas: what if it loses all its ending vowels 23:58:05 \oren\: but more importantly, I think French is basically at a stable state about which consonants are kept, it won't easily move away much from that 23:58:05 <\oren\_> in addition to losing the ending consonants 23:58:54 I like my ending consonants! 23:59:23 \oren\: like half of the ending vowels are already "e" which aren't pronounced much of the time 23:59:39 <\oren\_> wob_jonas: yeah