< 1515196808 907644 :Sd-Nicholas!~sam@unaffiliated/kyubiko NICK :sdhand < 1515197274 181976 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1515197358 743363 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bonsœirjan! < 1515197375 317547 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: I... think so? but I don't know. < 1515197744 397879 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bood evenily! < 1515198302 435555 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: HUNTING CHICKEN < 1515198344 853184 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( the chickens are restless ) < 1515199153 257534 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1515199307 575860 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, there goes the predictable VM reboot. < 1515200569 272545 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :where did it go? < 1515200607 275391 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, i assume today's xkcd is pretty much right that we're doomed. < 1515200724 145740 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-13-153.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is the problem with these design they design the computer too much complicated < 1515200781 358661 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that analogy isn't quite right, but it's a good one < 1515200810 759651 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's more like the phantom trolley only goes one way, but you can direct where it goes by flapping butterflies at it < 1515200957 788457 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-13-153.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't you make simpler computer designs that do not have these problems? < 1515201035 92756 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: yes but they don't run very fast < 1515201051 770613 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :although rowhammer is not really a problem of simplicity but size < 1515201069 209441 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact it's normally fixed by making the memory more complex, to detect rowhammered bits and put them back to normal < 1515201136 589217 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-13-153.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does SRAM have that problem too? < 1515201192 730888 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think so, it might be more resistant to it though because the voltage levels for the bits are further apart < 1515201201 508835 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay < 1515201213 762677 :wob_jonas!b03f1894@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.148 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515201241 860291 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-13-153.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :O, OK < 1515201255 9682 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yo. < 1515201291 224561 :wob_jonas!b03f1894@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: I dunno, but I think the problem with SRAM is that if you want a lot of it (like for gigabyte sized main rams) then it needs a ten times bigger chip than DRAM. so SRAM is used only for smaller pieces of memory. < 1515201343 910798 :Melvar!~melvar@ip-2-203-99-4.web.vodafone.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1515201373 384556 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@ip-2-203-99-4.web.vodafone.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1515201410 58984 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-13-153.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I still think it is going to be simpler than DRAM, it look like, to me. < 1515201430 966413 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-13-153.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Since DRAM require refresh timings and so on, and if it is not the same as the instruction timing then it won't work.) < 1515201431 787948 :wob_jonas!b03f1894@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: simpler, yes. but bigger. < 1515201526 626089 :wob_jonas!b03f1894@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just imagine needing a ten times bigger RAM card than your PC has now. < 1515201549 706104 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yo. < 1515201566 783897 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :great, lb is coming back < 1515201596 706076 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who? < 1515201602 233851 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot JOIN :#esoteric < 1515201607 434240 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot < 1515201614 787105 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh there it is < 1515201616 272966 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :@bot < 1515201624 635127 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1515201630 625569 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1515201770 640643 :wob_jonas!b03f1894@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I have to admit, tom7's word problem question turns out to be more complicated than I thought. I tried to think about it, and I couldn't really figure out a simple solution yet. < 1515201782 166086 :wob_jonas!b03f1894@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still think he's using too big a gun, but still < 1515201810 762643 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515202047 926402 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1515202076 948334 :wob_jonas!b03f1894@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.148 QUIT :Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client < 1515202177 777171 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1515202636 802720 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1515202720 961343 :Melvar!~melvar@ip-2-203-4-57.web.vodafone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1515203000 397870 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1515203027 359022 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1515203098 715564 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1515203201 958173 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1515203451 911159 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1515203486 720168 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Quit: Found 1 in /dev/zero < 1515204341 192056 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wboily < 1515204577 488257 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1515204678 723446 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :de retoeurjan. < 1515205124 390925 :MrBusiness3!~ArcMrBism@2602:306:8325:a300:1426:998c:b44b:81fb JOIN :#esoteric < 1515205204 54098 :dingbat_!uid70835@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-pkuvloesfyoegnkf JOIN :#esoteric < 1515205230 838427 :staffehn_!~quassel@2001:41d0:52:d00::1d3 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515205267 932215 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515205279 823560 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1515205289 598009 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1515205292 607634 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 NICK :ais523 < 1515205323 917157 :alercah_!~alercah@unaffiliated/alercah JOIN :#esoteric < 1515205607 597338 :MrBismuth!~ArcMrBism@2602:306:8325:a300:1426:998c:b44b:81fb QUIT :*.net *.split < 1515205607 964994 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal QUIT :*.net *.split < 1515205608 103374 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:9960:472:cd7a:7515:4099:f33 QUIT :*.net *.split < 1515205608 333164 :sparr!~sparr@pdpc/supporter/active/sparr QUIT :*.net *.split < 1515205608 379744 :dingbat!uid70835@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-nnsaqqigkxpudlzt QUIT :*.net *.split < 1515205608 493983 :incomprehensibly!sid3405@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-bgeqfsifucpdzscj QUIT :*.net *.split < 1515205608 570361 :staffehn!~quassel@2001:41d0:52:d00::1d3 QUIT :*.net *.split < 1515205608 758639 :alercah!~alercah@unaffiliated/alercah QUIT :*.net *.split < 1515205612 227060 :Vorpal_!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal JOIN :#esoteric < 1515205632 237313 :dingbat_!uid70835@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-pkuvloesfyoegnkf NICK :dingbat < 1515205662 230759 :incomprehensibly!sid3405@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-awihwhxtqeucmtjy JOIN :#esoteric < 1515205797 794358 :danieljabailey!~danieljab@cpc75709-york6-2-0-cust725.7-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1515205919 447102 :danieljabailey!~danieljab@cpc75709-york6-2-0-cust725.7-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1515205986 129995 :jaboja!~jaboja@eld227.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1515206046 470613 :sparr!~sparr@2604:a880:800:10::103:f001 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515206072 854310 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:9960:472:c5bf:1fe2:cd5d:91db JOIN :#esoteric < 1515206271 147708 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :that looks like a boily < 1515206325 90745 :jaboja!~jaboja@eld227.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1515206872 926078 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1515207016 521455 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Quit: quit < 1515207097 661192 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1515207151 691517 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :QUINTHELLOPIA! < 1515207160 947932 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am like myself. < 1515207184 18273 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: GLIDING CHICKEN < 1515207678 493829 :alercah_!~alercah@unaffiliated/alercah NICK :alercah < 1515208904 450231 :erkin!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1515212089 698580 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Quit: Alas. < 1515212510 30445 :shikhin!shikhin@2604:180:1:10e::3e89 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515213921 105167 :garit!~garit@unaffiliated/garit QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1515214059 521597 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1515214190 633655 :augur_!~augur@c-73-125-99-173.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving... > 1515215676 35355 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07Neg14]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=53752 5* 03HereToAnnoy 5* (+5846) 10Created page "Neg" about a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad language. Ooooh, just like all my other languages! > 1515215758 887925 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07User:HereToAnnoy14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53753&oldid=53223 5* 03HereToAnnoy 5* (+145) 10Added link to Neg > 1515216128 980873 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07WCDA14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53754&oldid=53090 5* 03HereToAnnoy 5* (-112) 10soon? probably not soon... + "professionalism" > 1515218431 473554 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07Neg14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53755&oldid=53752 5* 03HereToAnnoy 5* (+36) 10Derp - entered wrong functions by mistake < 1515218565 56131 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1515218762 126499 :Roger9!rdococ@unaffiliated/rdococ PRIVMSG #esoteric :variable := "hello!" < 1515218871 946326 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roger9: hai < 1515220184 762659 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1515221567 949144 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1515222956 915165 :garit!~garit@94.197.121.46.threembb.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1515222957 28288 :garit!~garit@94.197.121.46.threembb.co.uk QUIT :Changing host < 1515222957 74880 :garit!~garit@unaffiliated/garit JOIN :#esoteric < 1515224049 885135 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1515225563 397100 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-24-7-67-0.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1515225840 385948 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Quit: Found 1 in /dev/zero < 1515227680 703149 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Quit: HRII'FHALMA MNAHN'K'YARNAK NGAH NILGH'RI'BTHNKNYTH < 1515229993 921063 :sdfgsdfg!~sdfgsdfg@unaffiliated/sdfgsdfg JOIN :#esoteric < 1515232228 448821 :sdfgsdfg!~sdfgsdfg@unaffiliated/sdfgsdfg QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1515232235 210051 :sdfgsdf!~sdfgsdfg@unaffiliated/sdfgsdfg JOIN :#esoteric < 1515232280 624210 :sdfgsdf!~sdfgsdfg@unaffiliated/sdfgsdfg QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1515232300 807161 :sdfgsdf!~sdfgsdfg@unaffiliated/sdfgsdfg JOIN :#esoteric < 1515233179 302889 :sdfgsdf!~sdfgsdfg@unaffiliated/sdfgsdfg QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1515233427 705122 :Melvar!~melvar@ip-2-203-4-57.web.vodafone.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1515233456 381364 :sdfgsdfg!~sdfgsdfg@unaffiliated/sdfgsdfg JOIN :#esoteric < 1515233875 960343 :Melvar!~melvar@ip-2-203-97-205.web.vodafone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1515237063 861645 :j-bot!~j-bot@li1285-84.members.linode.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1515237075 799465 :j-bot!~j-bot@li1285-84.members.linode.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1515237695 971626 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1515238496 654406 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1515238994 664376 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`5 w < 1515239013 484513 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/1:metaturing//This wisdom entry was crushed by a falling anvil. \ precious//precious? That doesn't ring a bell. ¯\(°​_o)/¯ \ hexham//Hexham es la ciudad mas importante de programación esotérico. \ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯//¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is the ¯\(°​_o)/¯ of urbandictionary \ zzo38mtg.php//http://zzo38computer.org/mtg/cardfile.php < 1515239014 308901 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`n < 1515239015 90935 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/1:metaturing//This wisdom entry was crushed by a falling anvil. \ precious//precious? That doesn't ring a bell. ¯\(°​_o)/¯ \ hexham//Hexham es la ciudad mas importante de programación esotérico. \ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯//¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is the ¯\(°​_o)/¯ of urbandictionary \ zzo38mtg.php//http://zzo38computer.org/mtg/cardfile.php < 1515239880 992221 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: RECENT CHICKEN < 1515241857 375295 :sdfgsdfg!~sdfgsdfg@unaffiliated/sdfgsdfg QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1515242278 65201 :sdfgsdfg!~sdfgsdfg@unaffiliated/sdfgsdfg JOIN :#esoteric < 1515245521 359233 :zseri!~zseri@i5E86D71E.versanet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1515245557 687953 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1515247173 628409 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Quit: Found 1 in /dev/zero < 1515247396 41328 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1515247682 21458 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@2a02:c7d:485a:3300:1061:fc6d:8307:32a2 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515247682 110941 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@2a02:c7d:485a:3300:1061:fc6d:8307:32a2 QUIT :Changing host < 1515247682 111076 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1515249653 37857 :sdfgsdfg!~sdfgsdfg@unaffiliated/sdfgsdfg QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1515249692 41465 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1515249727 328701 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1515249768 666555 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar CYUL < 1515249768 892632 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 061437Z 25020G29KT 1 1/2SM R24L/5500VP6000FT/N -SN BLSN OVC035 M23/M28 A3003 RMK SC8 SLP176 < 1515249823 405319 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1515249973 288408 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily < 1515249979 865557 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :happy saturday < 1515250038 889932 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :also urbandictionary is misspelled in that shruggie entry < 1515250061 150660 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :QUINTHELLOPIA! < 1515250069 584417 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bon matin! < 1515250231 369444 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1515250455 159835 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do today < 1515250912 419874 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cooking cookies, then off to girlfriend! < 1515250919 82853 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you today? < 1515251681 124331 :zseri!~zseri@i5E86D71E.versanet.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1515251721 652811 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zsellori! < 1515252404 552015 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm working < 1515252408 198686 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :should be leaving already < 1515252435 99090 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i already made some pastry pie crust this morning < 1515252498 958279 :zseri!~zseri@i5E86D71E.versanet.de QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1515253927 900513 :danil!5219e70d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.231.13 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515253934 455853 :danil!5219e70d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.231.13 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1515254929 908378 :danil!5219e70d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.231.13 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1515255166 441601 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: nice! < 1515256992 905316 :dan_!5219e70d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.231.13 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515256997 871330 :dan_!5219e70d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.231.13 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1515257016 275912 :dan_!5219e70d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.231.13 NICK :Guest32414 < 1515257030 462268 :Guest32414!5219e70d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.231.13 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1515257054 639417 :Guest32414!5219e70d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.25.231.13 QUIT :Client Quit < 1515257302 724235 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1515257536 110089 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello hello hello ♪ < 1515257543 217535 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.236.157.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: CRUMBLING CHICKEN < 1515257984 500661 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think people liked boily's musci < 1515258550 321623 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515258868 784115 :wob_jonas!b03f187e@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.126 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515258871 411383 :wob_jonas!b03f187e@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.126 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait wait wait. This one is actually important. < 1515258884 174179 :wob_jonas!b03f187e@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.126 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.ioccc.org/index.html "The 25th IOCCC will be open from 2017-Dec-29 05:38:51 UTC to 2018-Feb-28 05:29:15 UTC." < 1515258890 963620 :wob_jonas!b03f187e@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.126 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Has this been `ioccclisted yet? < 1515259260 324281 :wob_jonas!b03f187e@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.126 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It seems like it hasn't been ioccclisted yet. < 1515259267 57179 :wob_jonas!b03f187e@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.126 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ioccclist http://www.ioccc.org/index.html "The 25th IOCCC will be open from 2017-Dec-29 05:38:51 UTC to 2018-Feb-28 05:29:15 UTC." < 1515259269 296423 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ioccclist http://www.ioccc.org/index.html "The 25th IOCCC will be open from 2017-Dec-29 05:38:51 UTC to 2018-Feb-28 05:29:15 UTC.": b_jonas < 1515259308 80383 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.epicgames.com/fortnite/forums/news/announcements/132642-epic-services-stability-update <-- I guess game servers are a workload with lots of system call *and* significant memory use. < 1515260129 444112 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1515260871 436776 :zseri!~zseri@i5E86D71E.versanet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1515261256 637977 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1515262854 403268 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1515263255 407786 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1515263549 891202 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Quit: Found 1 in /dev/zero < 1515263571 353455 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1515263573 475949 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Client Quit < 1515263591 308557 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1515264815 483433 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1515264932 287579 :sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1515265165 577865 :wob_jonas!b03f187e@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.126 QUIT :Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client < 1515265321 662815 :zseri!~zseri@i5E86D71E.versanet.de QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1515266825 765534 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf NICK :constructor < 1515266855 45116 :constructor!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf NICK :prototype < 1515266862 407569 :prototype!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf NICK :__proto__ < 1515266870 403884 :__proto__!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf NICK :constructor < 1515268300 897572 :constructor!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh my god < 1515268303 579178 :constructor!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier < 1515268307 467279 :constructor!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is a quine in javascript < 1515268322 144309 :asdfbot!~asdfghjkl@unaffiliated/iczero/bot/jeffbot JOIN :#esoteric < 1515268325 519611 :constructor!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :_eval SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier < 1515268325 689651 :asdfbot!~asdfghjkl@unaffiliated/iczero/bot/jeffbot PRIVMSG #esoteric :SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier < 1515268331 636793 :constructor!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :_eval 1+2 < 1515268331 821042 :asdfbot!~asdfghjkl@unaffiliated/iczero/bot/jeffbot PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 < 1515268343 654353 :constructor!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm going to go cry now < 1515268533 817047 :ybden!ybden@coleridge.vehk.de QUIT :Quit: ybden < 1515268588 620833 :ybden!~ybden@coleridge.vehk.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1515269784 914063 :atslash!~atslash@static.231.107.9.5.clients.your-server.de JOIN :#esoteric > 1515270208 571395 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07Numberwang/Implementations14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53756&oldid=53751 5* 03Unt 5* (+644) 10Rewritten with no floating-point arithmetic. All numbers are expressed as s*10**e, and operations are arranged so that they always give integer results. > 1515270483 112897 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07Numberwang/Implementations14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53757&oldid=53756 5* 03Unt 5* (+5) 10Grammar < 1515271092 881681 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-24-7-67-0.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1515272059 803600 :asdfbot!~asdfghjkl@unaffiliated/iczero/bot/jeffbot QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1515272174 187782 :pelegreno!~cinch@45.55.10.220 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection > 1515272217 892308 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07Obfuscated Tiny C14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53758&oldid=46966 5* 03B jonas 5* (+90) 10 < 1515272250 368387 :pelegreno!~cinch@45.55.10.220 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515272396 887846 :pelegreno!~cinch@45.55.10.220 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection > 1515272480 835623 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07Brainfuck algorithms14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53759&oldid=53738 5* 03YuvalM 5* (+558) 10Added another algorithm, z =MUX(a, x, y) > 1515272510 318921 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07Brainfuck algorithms14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53760&oldid=53759 5* 03YuvalM 5* (-10) 10/* z = MUX(a, x, y) (boolean, logical) */ > 1515272637 701833 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07Brainfuck algorithms14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53761&oldid=53760 5* 03YuvalM 5* (+0) 10/* z = MUX(a, x, y) (boolean, logical) */ trying to find the correct colspan, urgh > 1515272946 43877 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07Brainfuck algorithms14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53762&oldid=53761 5* 03YuvalM 5* (+136) 10/* z = MUX(a, x, y) (boolean, logical) */ elaborted a bit, added an example. < 1515273418 80150 :pelegreno!~cinch@45.55.10.220 JOIN :#esoteric < 1515275608 721790 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1515276893 598217 :constructor!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf NICK :`moony < 1515276953 38393 :`moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf NICK :moony < 1515277023 833553 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf NICK :``iczero < 1515277206 322112 :``iczero!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf NICK :moony < 1515277274 107240 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf NICK :moony` < 1515277279 203219 :moony`!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf NICK :moony < 1515277530 6623 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1515277540 336995 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aw. They added nftables 0.8 as a backport for Debian stretch, but even though the nftables docs hyped the "you only have to update the userspace tools to enjoy new features" properties, it definitely looks like the thing I'm trying to do doesn't work on stretch. < 1515277884 925026 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder < 1515277899 137183 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :does HackEgo have a Intel CPU on the server? < 1515277904 662596 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1515277915 169177 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat /proc/sysinfo < 1515277916 355610 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: /proc/sysinfo: No such file or directory < 1515277918 501182 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :aww < 1515277923 470540 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls /proc < 1515277924 999168 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 \ 10 \ 2 \ 281 \ 285 \ 286 \ 287 \ 288 \ 289 \ 290 \ 291 \ 292 \ 3 \ 4 \ 47 \ 49 \ 5 \ 51 \ 6 \ 68 \ 7 \ 76 \ 77 \ 8 \ 9 \ buddyinfo \ bus \ cgroups \ cmdline \ config.gz \ consoles \ cpuinfo \ crypto \ devices \ diskstats \ driver \ execdomains \ exitcode \ filesystems \ fs \ interrupts \ iomem \ ioports \ irq \ kallsyms \ kcore \ kmsg \ kpageco < 1515277928 898536 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :You mean "cpuinfo". < 1515277931 808556 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1515277932 481293 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1515277934 509427 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` lscpu < 1515277936 581580 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Architecture: x86_64 \ CPU op-mode(s): 32-bit \ Byte Order: Little Endian \ CPU(s): 1 \ On-line CPU(s) list: 0 \ Thread(s) per core: 1 \ Core(s) per socket: 1 \ Socket(s): 1 \ Vendor ID: User Mode Linux \ Model name: UML \ BogoMIPS: 1895.62 \ Hyperviso < 1515277958 356091 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hypervisor. Has HackEgo been updated to patch Meltdown yet? :P < 1515277977 296842 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: WDYT, are CloudAtSevereCost going to be real active in getting their infrastructure patched? < 1515277986 782168 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` lscpu | sed 's= *= ' < 1515277988 289678 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 7: unterminated `s' command < 1515277997 491985 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` lscpu | sed 's= *= =' < 1515277998 430428 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Architecture: x86_64 \ CPU op-mode(s): 32-bit \ Byte Order: Little Endian \ CPU(s): 1 \ On-line CPU(s) list: 0 \ Thread(s) per core: 1 \ Core(s) per socket: 1 \ Socket(s): 1 \ Vendor ID: User Mode Linux \ Model name: UML \ BogoMIPS: 1875.96 \ Hypervisor vendor: VMware \ Virtualization type: ful < 1515278009 472090 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1515278011 89912 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` lscpu | sed 's= *= =g' < 1515278012 66287 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Architecture: x86_64 \ CPU op-mode(s): 32-bit \ Byte Order: Little Endian \ CPU(s): 1 \ On-line CPU(s) list: 0 \ Thread(s) per core: 1 \ Core(s) per socket: 1 \ Socket(s): 1 \ Vendor ID: User Mode Linux \ Model name: UML \ BogoMIPS: 1895.62 \ Hypervisor vendor: VMware \ Virtualization type: full < 1515278044 227702 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I don't know, there's a chance that they'll be amazing and get around to it some time this year? < 1515278099 663275 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is assembling Minsky machines in Isabelle, fun.
< 1515278110 324289 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Completely free of side channels. < 1515278155 314730 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should probably reboot the wiki host, actually, since the Debian KPTI patch is out. < 1515278198 950102 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably should :P < 1515278202 655269 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Will be interesting to see if the wiki-to-IRC gateway comes back up right. < 1515278332 512346 :esowiki!~esowiki@techne.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1515278347 440446 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, what do you know, I didn't even have to do anything. < 1515278361 751 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1515278370 156672 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Missed three lines from the logs though. :/ < 1515278385 879929 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Four if you count the quit.) < 1515278393 726200 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: hmm, so 4.9.0-5 would contain the mitigation? < 1515278425 467346 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: That's what the changelog sounded like. < 1515278427 926564 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder, is the patch backported far enough to fix hackego, or you want to try getting 4.14 to work? (I got 4.12 to work a while ago under UMLBox) < 1515278444 543798 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1515278498 185226 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :or do you want to let us ruin HackEgo from inside out using Meltdown and Spectre? :P < 1515278566 386397 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does the uml even contain any worthwhile secrets? < 1515278656 585664 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, but I wouldn't be surprised if (a) the KPTI mitigation wouldn't really apply to UML, and (b) you could read the real kernel memory. < 1515278731 4966 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean all that leaking information isn't going to escalate your privileges. You should be able, in principle, to dump the kernel and find something to exploit to get the rights of the running user... < 1515278738 159729 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot JOIN :#esoteric < 1515278761 688270 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :...which I'd hope is another sandbox (at least a chroot). < 1515278798 752205 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :@botsnack < 1515278806 230065 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1515278908 823567 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assume you could discover email addresses and hashed passwords of wiki users. I should probably look into cleaning up anything sensitive from there. < 1515281795 454159 :erdic!~erdic@unaffiliated/motley QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1515282515 522648 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Remote host closed the connection