< 1482710505 0 :brade!~brade@tx-76-1-78-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482710517 0 :brade!~brade@tx-76-1-78-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :f(moo)^pi < 1482710522 0 :brade!?@? NICK :moony < 1482710527 0 :moony!~brade@tx-76-1-78-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Changing host < 1482710527 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1482710553 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh < 1482710598 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ, ?? < 1482710619 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :moo < 1482711697 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[0], bored < 1482711734 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :moony < 1482711747 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1482711751 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :bored < 1482711781 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :try Dwarf Fortress :D there is a help channel for it on Freenode too, its #dwarffortress < 1482711801 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah < 1482711821 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there also is a book from oreilly < 1482711836 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh reilly? < 1482711843 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yarly < 1482711906 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mhm < 1482711908 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is < 1482711915 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :imagine an alien timeline where we use ratios (3:3) instead of dividing (3/6) < 1482711920 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i own a copy, it helped me get started, its really well written :P < 1482711938 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i started with some youtube tutorial < 1482711955 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :the tutorials on the wiki and the ones on Youtube are also usually really good < 1482711955 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has a point after 30 minutes of cut video where the player said < 1482711970 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: i'd say that's unrealistic, but then i think of egyptian fractions. < 1482711971 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"finally, we are in the game. this is, where most of the players quit, too" < 1482711993 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wew < 1482712003 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :somewhere on the wiki even is a tutorial with a downloadable save game to tell you exactly what to do. i fail to find it again, though < 1482712009 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION throws a pregnned world < 1482712014 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1482712031 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: People already use that for odds. < 1482712040 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ik < 1482712045 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :but what if we used it in math too? < 1482712064 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :odds are maths < 1482712067 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.224 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1482712074 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ik but I meant other regions of math < 1482712089 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't even < 1482712091 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i'm pretty sure this : doesn't mean the same thing hth < 1482712091 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION builds a robotic arm to deny ALL bard petitions, because bards are useless < 1482712106 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1482712108 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :nono, it does < 1482712111 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh < 1482712113 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :50:50 is 50 of one, and 50 of the other < 1482712116 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :aka 1/2 < 1482712137 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shocking < 1482712141 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but are ratios not built atop dividing? hth < 1482712146 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :and 1:1 is the same, in fact x:x will always be 1/2 by virtue of being x/2x < 1482712176 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, gambling people are silly. < 1482712181 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :They use words like "vigorish". < 1482712205 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: that means 0/0 = .5? < 1482712221 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: yes < 1482712228 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, for this culture anyway. < 1482712234 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :also 0/0 is any number so there's that. < 1482712247 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :any number is exactly what 0/0 isn't hth < 1482712277 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :x/y = z means that x = z*y, yes? < 1482712294 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :thus, 0/0 = z means that 0 = z*0... and that is true for all numbers < 1482712316 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it menas that x*y^-1 = z < 1482712345 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh, how does that prove my point wrong? < 1482712366 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it does so for not having 0^-1 defined per definition of a field < 1482712406 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :this isn't what we were discussing... < 1482712409 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 0/0 < 1482712412 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : NaN < 1482712419 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not any Number hth < 1482712427 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1482712438 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :NaN is a programming construct < 1482712553 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let x = 0/0 in x == x < 1482712556 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : False < 1482712560 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :my favorite < 1482712564 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1482712569 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> ? === < 1482712572 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:1: error: parse error on input ‘?’ < 1482712580 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :do we have type comparison? (i.e. ===) < 1482712588 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let x = 0/0 in x === x < 1482712591 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : error: < 1482712591 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : • No instance for (Show Test.QuickCheck.Safe.SProperty) < 1482712591 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : arising from a use of ‘show_M868981330148735378818045’ < 1482712597 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :== is type comparison by definition < 1482712607 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you cannot compare different types in haskell < 1482712627 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ik, i ment precision, i.e. NaN === NaN = true < 1482712642 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :dohwell < 1482712645 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :NaN is per definition false for every co parison < 1482712666 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what a (not a) number < 1482712671 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> toRational (0/0 :: Float) < 1482712677 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : (-510423550381407695195061911147652317184) % 1 < 1482712693 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :#weee-data-derping < 1482712707 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :One of the darker corners of Haskell. < 1482712778 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like the naming choices for that class. < 1482712779 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@src Real < 1482712779 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :class (Num a, Ord a) => Real a where < 1482712779 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : toRational :: a -> Rational < 1482712797 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> realToFrac (1/0 :: Float) :: Double < 1482712801 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 3.402823669209385e38 < 1482712827 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :that one becomes Infinity with sufficient optimization. < 1482712846 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1482712856 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :who knew 3.402823669209385e38 = infinity? < 1482712858 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@src realToFrac < 1482712859 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :realToFrac = fromRational . toRational < 1482712881 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1482712884 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the official story, but with optimization that conversion will be done by the FPU. < 1482712900 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :As I said, it's a dark corner. < 1482712939 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :then put a light < 1482712965 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :good idea... fetch me some gasoline and fabric and a matchbox < 1482713029 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about a programming language that treats cardinals and ordinals differently? < 1482713092 0 :TellsTogo!3ecd7d89@gateway/web/freenode/ip.62.205.125.137 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482713109 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, you couldn't do array[len(array)-1]? < 1482713118 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :cardinals are just ordinals that have no smaller ordinals that have a bijection to them < 1482713154 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(so no, even in mathematics I prefer not to distinguish between the two) < 1482713169 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1482713195 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you want to be cute, why not have n have a container view, where it's [0..n-1]? < 1482713206 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/have/let/ < 1482713213 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :container view? < 1482713228 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :for i in 3: print i --> prints 0,1,2. < 1482713228 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :A language where everything is C-style Undefined Behaviour < 1482713243 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(python-like syntax) < 1482713250 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :But this isn't immediately obvious from the specification < 1482713271 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :so... basically... C. :-P < 1482713277 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1482713285 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :0.upto(2) |i| p i < 1482713295 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> ["taneb"..] < 1482713298 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : error: < 1482713298 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : • No instance for (Enum [Char]) < 1482713298 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : arising from the arithmetic sequence ‘"taneb" .. ’ < 1482713302 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :*tests ftl < 1482713336 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about a language where the only type is a boolean (along with arrays eg boolean[]) and you have to construct classes such as integer? < 1482713370 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds intresting < 1482713370 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :that reminds me that I should learn a bit more about VHDL < 1482713387 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(its capabilities) < 1482713398 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thpught about something similar, but instead of bits you'd have half of a bit. you could either get its value or have an endless loop on access < 1482713400 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can construct anything binary out of booleans. (i once made a 64bit integer out of bools in C++ ftl, lost the file due to new laptop) < 1482713413 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Actually no arrays - they require numbers) < 1482713423 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :half of a bit :p < 1482713427 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :like the idea < 1482713433 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ, 2 bits per array? :P < 1482713441 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://esolangs.org/wiki/Kayak sort of fits the bill... even though those are stacks of booleans < 1482713444 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :moony, that's possible < 1482713459 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boolfuck is a thing, too < 1482713463 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The main point of kayak is different, of course) < 1482713471 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1482713940 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :REST IN PIECES FORT. < 1482713962 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont have a military. *smelts some silver bars for weapons* SUDDENLY WEREBEAT < 1482713971 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe start with a two bit adder and multiplier < 1482713984 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :then use them like logic circuits < 1482714007 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ, how about basic NOT gates instead? they are basic gates and can make ALL the things < 1482714024 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :they can? < 1482714043 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can a unary gate make any binary function? < 1482714049 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :exactly < 1482714071 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, inversion of the a bit is the notgate im describing < 1482714079 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 -> 0 0 -> 1 < 1482714079 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh? < 1482714093 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :the a bit? < 1482714125 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you make an and out of that < 1482714152 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does the a bit mean, moony? < 1482714154 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :AND = 'C = NOT A; D = NOT B; NOT (A OR B)' < 1482714159 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :technically you need a OR gate as well < 1482714166 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1482714167 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1482714168 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :derp < 1482714178 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :replace the second A and B's with D and C < 1482714194 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could instead just use NOR < 1482714208 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :where you would not need another gate < 1482714210 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, NOR works too < 1482714227 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOR can function as a NOT and a OR at the same time. < 1482714231 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :just have a NOR or NAND gate < 1482714233 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :simple < 1482714238 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :works. instead of just not < 1482714253 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :the "NOT gate" works alone... NOT < 1482714309 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haz been corrected. < 1482714316 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :u haz. < 1482714343 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :"tea or coffee?" "yes." < 1482714362 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"tea or coffee" "true" < 1482714422 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION suddenly accidentally squirts lemon juice in his eye. FU < 1482714433 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I need you to go to the shop. get me some bread, and if there are eggs get me a dozen." he returns with a dozen loaves. < 1482714496 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1482714501 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1482714507 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :the way my language will work is that you only get access to NAND < 1482714515 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :good luck < 1482714531 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION constructs a binary Adder < 1482714531 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :easy < 1482714542 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :peasy lemon < 1482714544 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :have a look at funciton < 1482714581 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ik it's easy < 1482714582 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :my response to funciton when i first saw it: U CAN NO QUINE. AAA U CAN NO QUINE! < 1482714585 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :squeezy < 1482714590 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lemon < 1482714606 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sre you sure you cannot? < 1482714631 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname, i discovered its possible after reading the article a little, but its absur- wait wrong planguage < 1482714647 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1482714655 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :not wrong language at all < 1482714781 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION connects ALL the wires to themselves < 1482714809 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, PLANGUAGE < 1482714876 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION points rdococ at NANDYPANTS < 1482714876 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ, your going to turn my typo into something else arn't you lol < 1482714894 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :planguage < 1482714902 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :its the language of planguage < 1482714917 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION steals nandypants' pants. nandy is left alone :( < 1482714935 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ, how about cocodr < 1482714944 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1482714945 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :or drcoco < 1482714950 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :101010. < 1482714953 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1482715013 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm i don't think this is the language i wanted < 1482715025 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :_even_ though Taneb invented it. < 1482715066 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Funciton/Quine < rdococ < 1482715109 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ferNANDo it was. < 1482715195 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still think we should all use When < 1482715207 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :nono < 1482715214 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :not the kind of When that... already... exists -.- < 1482715314 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i will use it When it doesnt exist < 1482715461 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :does tc imply possibility of quine? < 1482715579 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :dont think so < 1482715952 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :kay so Planguage will be some form of super turing complete language < 1482715982 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wew, a turing complete superset isnt easy to make (i dont know if its possible) < 1482716029 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :we are not TC machines are we? < 1482716036 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :have a look at twoducks < 1482716037 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :we only have a limited capacity for information. < 1482716057 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yet we can tell whether a piece of code will halt or not. < 1482716068 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :we cannot < 1482716074 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :test me. < 1482716126 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can write something like a 200 indirect recursion where each step may or may not terminate based on its input < 1482716154 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you would need a hell of a lot of time to tell me if this will halt or not < 1482716160 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :still not infinite. < 1482716165 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname, then we can make a chart that shows what input makes each one halt, and make a set of definitive halting paths and not halting paths < 1482716184 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :see? < 1482716196 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :if non-TC machines can solve it, there's no excuse for TC machines. < 1482716209 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, good luck of testing a arbitrary deep arbitrary wide tree for not halting paths < 1482716229 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Time requirement != uncomputable < 1482716230 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :depends. < 1482716236 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's true too... < 1482716241 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I believe what we need here is a different approach to basic logic. < 1482716261 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1482716281 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moony: i know, but humans have very very limited ressources < 1482716283 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :say we have a program p that halts if it does not halt. So doesHalt(p) or a similar function would return !doesHalt(p). < 1482716296 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: imagine an ideal superhuman then. < 1482716302 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"we can tell" is simply not true < 1482716313 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :an ideal superhuman would be able to tell. < 1482716319 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and all ypu mentioned can be done by a tm too < 1482716346 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just formulate some kind of halting problem for humans < 1482716360 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :test me. < 1482716382 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ < 1482716384 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this sentence is false. < 1482716391 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :determine the truthness of that < 1482716395 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :that sentence is false if it's not false. < 1482716402 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :seriously? its called a 'paradocx' for a reason, but yes, ^ < 1482716414 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :the truthness of that is its inverse. < 1482716425 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not an incorrect answer. < 1482716427 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is not a truth value < 1482716433 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well make it one. < 1482716440 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is. valid answers are true and false < 1482716457 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :if the truthness is not a truth value, the truthness is not a truth value. < 1482716473 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname, we all know NOTHING can compute the truthness of a logic paradox :P < 1482716493 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moony: welcome to the halting problem < 1482716494 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :too bad we can't make our own logic system up that can give paradoxes one simple answer---OH WAIT WE CAN < 1482716507 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ, dont take this too far >_> < 1482716515 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's compact this sentence into one program f = !f. < 1482716529 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but hey, i welcome a esoteric logic system ^_^ < 1482716533 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but to repeat: have a look at twoducks < 1482716535 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :if f was true then it would be false, and if it was false it would be true < 1482716548 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ, look at twoducks, as myname said < 1482716551 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :the conclusion I could come to is that f is both truthful and false < 1482716644 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :?? < 1482716683 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in common boolean logic, this cannot be < 1482716686 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :if f is true then f is false and if f is false then f is true < 1482716722 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :thus, all we would need is to remove the mutually exclusivity of true and false. < 1482716731 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :depending on your basic ruleset you can even prove that a and not a has to be false < 1482716746 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this would break almost anything < 1482716766 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :every* < 1482716773 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :true... < 1482716778 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :so that's not what I'm gonna go for. < 1482716810 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, why would it break everything? < 1482716830 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :being both true and false is an undesirable condition but forced when f = !f. < 1482716847 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually no, I have an idea. < 1482716857 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how would you know in any given formula if it is forced or not < 1482716872 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :a new truth value - I will call it parth - is equal to its inverse. < 1482716880 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, it would make NP trivial to solve < 1482716880 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :!parth = parth. < 1482716902 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :since now every formula is satisfiable < 1482716919 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: would this problem occur with parth too? < 1482716921 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ, sounds.... fuzzy < 1482716930 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ikr was just about to say that < 1482716940 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, f = !f = parth. < 1482716950 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname, would that allow me to get rdococ's mom's phonenumber? < 1482716952 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: what is true and parth? < 1482716974 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: parth. imagine multiplication: 1 * 0.5 = 0.5 < 1482716980 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moony: if it's somewhere in the cloud < 1482716985 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is fuzzy logic < 1482716988 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing esoteric about it < 1482717007 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just not boolean anymore < 1482717015 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.224 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482717017 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :see... parth can't be !parth because x&!x should always be false < 1482717035 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, fuzzy logic is not that well defined < 1482717036 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :but x&x is always x... so is parth&!parth parth, !parth, or false? < 1482717050 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, how about this. < 1482717057 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is true or parth? what is parth or parth? < 1482717096 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :100% or 50% -> 100%. 50% or 50% -> different values depending on the context? < 1482717107 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :imagine a quantum variable, yet to collapse, named q. < 1482717117 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually, let's make it a capital Q to show its worth. < 1482717147 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: E = MQ^2 (jk) < 1482717156 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :logic that depends on context is not a logic i would want to use < 1482717179 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :now, Q and !Q are different, but they both have 50% probability - that's the issue with representing probabilities as mere percentages. < 1482717194 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Q & !Q = false, but 50% * 50% = 25%. < 1482717229 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :each unrelated quantum influence will be notated with a capital letter. < 1482717245 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :so Q & W is 25% probable. < 1482717257 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :makes sense? < 1482717280 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :half-parth? (just a example of me not understanding due to my tiny brain) < 1482717309 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :parth and parth? < 1482717316 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ, using ur ne logic i derived ur mom's phone number. < 1482717325 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :really? what is it? < 1482717334 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :123-456-XKCD < 1482717342 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :XKCD? < 1482717345 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1482717352 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :look, 4 quantum effects < 1482717360 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1482717366 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just wait until they collapse tocthe right number < 1482717373 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ, 25% * 25% = more issues < 1482717377 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :they don't collapse while you're logicing < 1482717392 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/4 * 1/4 = 1/16 < 1482717438 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you see, myname, letters on a screen will not collapse into the answer. < 1482717452 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`loudly Merry Christmas! < 1482717465 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :honestly, why I brought up the word "quantum" I don't know. < 1482717467 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it could go on 1f2o3r4e5v6e7r rdococ < 1482717469 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​04,09M09,04e04,09r09,04r04,09y09,04 04,09C09,04h04,09r09,04i04,09s09,04t04,09m09,04a04,09s09,04! < 1482717506 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/2,???,??? iminent < 1482717508 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :the point is, have multiple unrelated probabilistic variables which interact differently with themselves and their inverses than eachother. < 1482717545 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :e.g. if Q and W are 1/2 probable, Q & Q = Q, but Q & W = a 1/4 probable value. < 1482717548 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9dbf:a522:85fa:e0f1 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482717561 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`loudly 2 45E6V7E8R < 1482717568 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​04,0909,04204,09 09,04404,0909,04504,09E09,0404,09609,04V04,0909,04704,09E09,0404,09809,04R < 1482717569 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :makes sense? < 1482717586 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ++ < 1482717600 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yay karma < 1482717607 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :or am I being succeeded? < 1482717623 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it makes sense rdococ < 1482717635 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank you. < 1482717681 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is, for someone who is stil learning math and doesnt know too much lol < 1482717697 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is boolean logic, not maths < 1482717702 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, "boolean" logic < 1482717730 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :though I realize it was NOTHING to do with quantum mechanics. < 1482717758 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ, the 'derived your mom's phone number' thing was a XKCD joke >_> < 1482717769 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could tell -.- < 1482717788 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ik what XKCD is >.< < 1482717815 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's 4 probability values multiplied together. also known as 0.5^4. < 1482717853 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what you just described is independency of random variables < 1482717868 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, this already had to be done hadn't it < 1482717900 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.224 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1482717940 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :at the end of the day, if f = !f and f & !f = 0, then f & f = 0. but f =/= 0, it's a different value that fits the requirement f&f=0. < 1482718073 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482718460 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :so the idea is that true is a 100% probability T and !T=F. < 1482719090 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Helblinde - The Story of Mob < 1482719161 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :At its highest, x&y can be min(x,y) - as is the case with x&x. At its lowest, the two can cancel out - x&!x. < 1482719183 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i.imgur.com/INBZ1VG.gifv < 1482719222 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mario = a douche, scientifically confirmed < 1482719270 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how so < 1482719282 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :click the link < 1482719283 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :gif < 1482719357 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is a mario maker level where yoshi gets his revenge < 1482719372 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :from within a clown car < 1482720070 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So here's a puzzle. < 1482720078 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Write a computer program that determines whether or not Queen Elizabeth II has died. < 1482720177 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :simple, scan wikipedia every 10 minutes < 1482720213 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, there are probably a ton of places you can parse it out of Wikipedia. < 1482720278 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and maybe you can from historical data predict which would be updated first < 1482720363 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bring up the Queen's Wikipedia page. That information will be in a dozen places. < 1482720406 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a bit that says "born 21 April 1926". See if that gets updated to include a second date. < 1482720421 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look at any of the templates that have a parameter for date of death or end of reign. < 1482720579 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Another idea I had was to look for a spike in the Twitter hashtag #kingcharles. < 1482720604 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :check for the {{recent death}} template < 1482720688 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :connect a nanomachine to her < 1482720752 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Max Coveri - Running In The Nieties (Vaporwave Edit) < 1482720879 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :\/oren\/ < 1482720897 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why are so many of the youtubers I subscribe to german for some reason < 1482720926 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Assassinate her and just set queen_is_dead = True < 1482720935 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait < 1482720937 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: ^ < 1482720957 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hoh < 1482720961 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shush, I don't want the coppers coming after me. < 1482720991 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah it's certainly more germans than any other nation < 1482721049 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: But what if we change the monarchial terms at the last minute and there's a spike in #czarles? < 1482721061 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, good point. < 1482721127 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :im trying to play Dwarf Fortress pacifistly. (defense only). its failing miserably < 1482721128 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :#charles_zi_Britannia < 1482721138 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sillyness ensues* < 1482721191 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: You could instead check if Australia has become a republic < 1482721192 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1482721196 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :moony: just flood the entire world with magma < 1482721216 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And how do you check if Australia has become a republic? < 1482721481 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ooh! Norwegian has a word "romjul" for the period between Khrisumas and nyu years < 1482721485 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit < 1482721546 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does english have so many words but lack useful ones < 1482721596 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know < 1482721600 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's ridiculous < 1482721607 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :we need to make a better english < 1482721652 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Christnyu < 1482721676 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Boxing period < 1482721728 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah let's jsut steal it from norwegian: roomyule. < 1482721893 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to start referring to it as roomyule and hope it cates on < 1482721983 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482721996 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482721996 0 :IceFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :we call it "mellandagar", lit. "betweendays" < 1482721996 0 :IceFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it's the days between christmas and new years', you see < 1482721997 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that sounds more englishy < 1482722061 0 :ineiros_!ineiros@kapsi.fi QUIT :Write error: Broken pipe < 1482722099 0 :ineiros!~itniemin@kapsi.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1482722146 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :♫ en skulle vøri fire år i romjul'n ... ♫ < 1482722151 0 :IceFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the mellandagar are known for the mellandagsrea < 1482722156 0 :IceFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :or betweendays sale < 1482722597 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1482723171 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\, im making a were/underworldfort < 1482723175 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1482723225 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9dbf:a522:85fa:e0f1 QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1482723596 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1482724129 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1482727354 0 :moonheart08!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1482727435 0 :moonheart08!?@? NICK :oldpc-moony < 1482730037 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482732820 0 :oldpc-moony!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1482735125 0 :erdic_!~erdic@81.4.123.134 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482735193 0 :Ir0nY!~IronY@unaffiliated/irony JOIN :#esoteric < 1482735196 0 :int-e_!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1482735200 0 :Warrigal!~tswett@192.241.237.138 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482735200 0 :espes_!~espes@205.185.120.132 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482735204 0 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1482735204 0 :fractal!fractal@unaffiliated/scounder QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1482735205 0 :espes!~espes@205.185.120.132 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1482735205 0 :iaglium!U2FsdGVkX1@ma.sdf.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1482735205 0 :IronY!~IronY@unaffiliated/irony QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1482735207 0 :mtve!~mtve@10130.x.rootbsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1482735207 0 :ffj-bot!eldis4@firefly.xen.prgmr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1482735207 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1482735207 0 :pdxleif!~pdxleif@ec2-54-68-166-10.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1482735209 0 :erdic!~erdic@unaffiliated/motley QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1482735209 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1482735210 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1482735210 0 :Ir0nY!?@? NICK :IronY < 1482735228 0 :pdxleif!~pdxleif@ec2-54-68-166-10.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1482735242 0 :iaglium!U2FsdGVkX1@ma.sdf.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1482735245 0 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1482735661 0 :erdic_!~erdic@81.4.123.134 QUIT :Changing host < 1482735661 0 :erdic_!~erdic@unaffiliated/motley JOIN :#esoteric < 1482735698 0 :erdic_!?@? NICK :erdic < 1482735725 0 :fractal!fractal@unaffiliated/scounder JOIN :#esoteric < 1482736096 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482736171 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482736440 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1482736821 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1482738430 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yesterday I played the Dungeons&Dragons game. I was trying to steal someone's amulet (I was impersonating my clone and managed to convince someone to tell me about it), and tried to secretly open my pocket containing marbles so that they would all fall off, but he managed to notice it. < 1482738498 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that what I should do is to attach a string to back of my cloak that way the pocket can be undone from the back to make it more difficult to notice. How well you think it should help? < 1482740245 0 :augur!~augur@76-218-206-38.lightspeed.sntcca.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482742018 0 :mtve!~mtve@10130.x.rootbsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482742162 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Why am I not surprised you have clones? < 1482742240 0 :TellsTogo!3ecd7d89@gateway/web/freenode/ip.62.205.125.137 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1482742448 0 :TunaVaruna!~pipeline@104.131.51.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482742672 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :because you sold your soul and nothing surprises you anymore < 1482742758 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assume it's not zzo38 but e.g. Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe who has a clone. < 1482743477 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Tiny14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50601&oldid=20014 5* 03Ron.hudson 5* (-36) 10Cleanup spelling some and change my email address. < 1482745617 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually it is the other character < 1482745639 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :But yes you have a right idea < 1482745702 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe < 1482745712 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1482746379 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ooh, I think I like this mod. < 1482746609 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :now you can have the girls from Girls Und Panzer instead of boring old hitler stalin and chuchill < 1482747222 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I do not know what to write either < 1482747836 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://ctrlv.in/912870 < 1482748073 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :r5k1/1bqp2pp/1p2p1r1/3P1p2/2P5/1Q1N3n/P4PPP/R1R2B1K Black to move. < 1482748350 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :This was from a Soviet Championship, but what would you think of this? I thought of Qc5 but I am not very good at it so I don't know. < 1482749743 0 :augur_!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:1cb9:cad9:5e32:fce8 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482749886 0 :augur!~augur@76-218-206-38.lightspeed.sntcca.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1482750053 0 :TellsTogo!~TellsTogo@62-205-94-155.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1482750912 0 :TellTogos!~TellsTogo@212-88-243-244.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1482751083 0 :TellsTogo!~TellsTogo@62-205-94-155.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1482751226 0 :TellTogos!~TellsTogo@212-88-243-244.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1482751354 0 :int-e_!?@? NICK :int-e < 1482751587 0 :augur_!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:1cb9:cad9:5e32:fce8 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482751621 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:1cb9:cad9:5e32:fce8 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482751887 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:1cb9:cad9:5e32:fce8 QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1482752367 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1482752733 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482755068 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Tiny14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50602&oldid=50486 5* 03Ron.hudson 5* (+33) 10/* Notes */ < 1482755604 0 :TellsTogo!~TellsTogo@62-205-94-155.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1482756276 0 :TellTogos!~TellsTogo@62.205.106.133 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482756366 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm watching < 1482756453 0 :TellsTogo!~TellsTogo@62-205-94-155.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1482756566 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[0], how're you finding it? < 1482756592 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: I'm about 2 minutes into the first video because I keep getting other links, but I'm trying to watch :P < 1482756607 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I've started before, but it was a while ago and I'm taking a running start with my physics in mind) < 1482756670 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Leonard Susskind kind of sounds like Bernie Sanders < 1482756672 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vaguely < 1482757957 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1482758676 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482760203 0 :GotoTells!~TellsTogo@62-205-94-155.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1482760410 0 :TellTogos!~TellsTogo@62.205.106.133 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1482762779 0 :Guest30717!~People@180.248.193.162 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482762977 0 :Guest30717!~People@180.248.193.162 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sup < 1482763250 0 :Guest30717!~People@180.248.193.162 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1482763699 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Soup. < 1482764392 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482765643 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, food. < 1482766509 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482767207 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :And GG has a shadow mystery lady... looks a bit two-dimensional though. < 1482767243 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`grwp chick < 1482767265 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :adjective:Adjectives are words frequently found attached to chickens. \ chicken:chicken is boily af \ dinosaur:Dinosaurs are a diverse group of pre-historic chickens with feathers. \ glass:I can eat glass and it doesn't hurt me. -- http://www.savagechickens.com/2016/05/new-diet.html \ Binary file reflection matches \ things boily likes:Fire is good < 1482767379 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I seem to have imprinted a few chickens here and there upon the Wisdom... < 1482767589 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :comment this http://ideone.com/SaeMMS < 1482767597 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :a friend of mine wrote it < 1482767656 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :plz < 1482767691 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabellora! < 1482767727 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :merry hoilydays! < 1482767739 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's C++ with templates. I never learned that, so I can't comment. I commen't. < 1482767745 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1482767794 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Joyeux Noël et Bonne Aberannée! < 1482768979 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ho++ible. < 1482769043 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, apparently, C++ has grown compile-time evaluation (constexpr) and postfix operators. < 1482769116 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :but seriously, T operator ""_foo(T...)? < 1482769186 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :In any case I think I'd rather use HLists. < 1482769438 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1482769868 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1482769875 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :banach-tarski//"Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski". < 1482770793 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1482770801 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera, < 1482770803 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb> LordAro, how does http://ideone.com/SaeMMS make you feel < 1482770803 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric : Taneb: aroused < 1482770803 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric : wait what < 1482770867 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I showed it to my C++ friend) < 1482770882 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :C++ developers are a weird bunch. < 1482771037 0 :TellTogos!~TellsTogo@62-205-94-155.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1482771222 0 :GotoTells!~TellsTogo@62-205-94-155.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1482771275 0 :Christmasinator!?@? NICK :BowserNotBowserR < 1482771290 0 :BowserNotBowserR!?@? NICK :Christmasinator < 1482771297 0 :ChristmasJS!?@? NICK :iovoid < 1482771319 0 :Christmasinator!?@? NICK :Bowserinator < 1482772983 0 :contrapumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1482773125 0 :propumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1482773186 0 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1482773253 0 :contrapumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1482773799 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :C++++ < 1482773857 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :A+ < 1482774257 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdhellococ. careful with the plusplusing, this may invoke Lambdabotic Karma. < 1482774262 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ-- < 1482774268 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma rdococ < 1482774268 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ has a karma of 0 < 1482774272 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ++ < 1482774274 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma rdococ < 1482774274 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ has a karma of 1 < 1482774296 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily >> 2 < 1482774301 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma boily < 1482774301 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily has a karma of 108 < 1482774324 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :no bit-shifting? < 1482774333 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma C < 1482774333 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :C has a karma of 2 < 1482774336 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: what's a HList? < 1482774336 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOL < 1482774372 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :D++++++++ < 1482774384 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1482774387 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvm < 1482774739 0 :brade!~brade@tx-76-1-78-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482774764 0 :brade!~brade@tx-76-1-78-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :f(moo)^pi < 1482774772 0 :brade!?@? NICK :moony < 1482774779 0 :moony!~brade@tx-76-1-78-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Changing host < 1482774779 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1482774820 0 :TellsTogo!~TellsTogo@62-205-80-118.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1482774996 0 :TellTogos!~TellsTogo@62-205-94-155.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1482775132 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :again ... < 1482775187 0 :ffj-bot!eldis4@firefly.xen.prgmr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1482775376 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :e^(i*moony) / 42 < 1482775656 0 :TellTogos!~TellsTogo@62-205-75-173.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1482775810 0 :GotoTells!~TellsTogo@62-205-75-173.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1482775828 0 :TellsTogo!~TellsTogo@62-205-80-118.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1482775857 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :goto tells; < 1482775967 0 :TellTogos!~TellsTogo@62-205-75-173.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1482777045 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9c46:aaa:7e9e:3f1f JOIN :#esoteric < 1482777391 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about a game scripting language which treats its programs as a mathematical game? (in mathematical game theory, not the 1,1ducky kind) < 1482777543 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :why did I pick "octagonfly" in the past as my username here? it sounds ridiculous < 1482777546 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1482777693 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you aren't embracing the Spirit of the Chicken. your soul isn't in Harmony. take a deep breathe, relax, put a Holy Chicken on your Head. Reflect the Universe with your Own Mind. < 1482777996 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ping < 1482778115 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION echoes an æthereal pong across the Galaxy < 1482778373 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION takes in a deep breath < 1482778378 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION relaxes < 1482778382 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION takes the holy chicken < 1482778416 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION eats the holy chicken < 1482778431 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I will now create an esoteric religion < 1482778446 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :everyone believes in the Holy Soil of the planet of Solesioanwwoejfei. < 1482779781 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-zkaqarnzjdrqzijr QUIT :Excess Flood < 1482779962 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-dqincmqeyggqlsai JOIN :#esoteric < 1482781037 0 :christmas1s1!?@? NICK :wlp1s1 < 1482782861 0 :TunaVaruna!~pipeline@104.131.51.57 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482783349 0 :TunaVaruna!~pipeline@2604:a880:800:10::11a:3001 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482783481 0 :TellTogos!~TellsTogo@62-205-94-155.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1482783524 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482783551 0 :moony!~brade@tx-76-1-78-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482783575 0 :moony!?@? NICK :Guest5023 < 1482783672 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that one of the problems with HTTP is lack of a standard directory listing format. So I can suggested to use a list of key/value pairs for each directory entry, with blank lines in between each entry. I can then to also add a SET method and HISTORY method; I would expect these are then sufficient. < 1482783717 0 :GotoTells!~TellsTogo@62-205-75-173.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1482783729 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you think it is good? < 1482784452 0 :Guest5023!~brade@tx-76-1-78-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1482784494 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hezzo38. it is good. < 1482785013 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also a few new kind of headers, such as File-Mode and Name and Description. < 1482785027 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Name and Description headers are probably to be used only in directory entries.) < 1482785360 0 :Guest5023!~brade@tx-76-1-78-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482785593 0 :Guest5023!?@? NICK :moonythedwarf < 1482785594 0 :moonythedwarf!~brade@tx-76-1-78-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Changing host < 1482785594 0 :moonythedwarf!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1482785743 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :O, and I missed one, which can be Last-Change which corresponds to the last status change time in UNIX fstat. Also, there are some other HTTP headers which may be useful in directory listings too such as: Accept-Ranges, Allow, Content-Language, Content-Length, Content-Location, Content-MD5, Content-Type, Last-Modified, Link, Location (for when the directory entry is a link), Vary. < 1482785857 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :And also WWW-Authenticate < 1482786081 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also would need to define a new MIME type for directory listings. This means that the client can request such a directory listing format by sending a suitable Accept header. < 1482786213 0 :moonythedwarf!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :EHTTP incoming < 1482787338 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :In this Dungeons&Dragons game we can be gaining the element of surprise over someone who were trying to gain the element of surprise over us. What is that called when such thing is happening? < 1482787406 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1482787495 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :r.i.p. alexandrov ensemble < 1482787571 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i only really learned about them this year, when learning two russian songs. their youtube versions were the best i found. < 1482787577 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9c46:aaa:7e9e:3f1f QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482787857 0 :GotoTells!~TellsTogo@62-205-94-155.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1482788068 0 :TellTogos!~TellsTogo@62-205-94-155.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1482788209 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: a surprising oneupmanship? < 1482788238 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zarutian: Maybe it is < 1482788532 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :reverse variable assignment < 1482788568 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :x*2+1 = 3 would make x = 1 for example < 1482788589 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :unification < 1482788589 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :METAFONT can do that. < 1482788614 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Although in METAFONT, if you write that when x is already set to a different value, it is an error.) < 1482788617 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :x^2 = 2 would make x = sqrt(2) or x = -sqrt(2) < 1482788660 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you can't do it the other way eg. x = y^2 is not allowed, but sqrt(x) = y is < 1482788709 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why that restriction < 1482788718 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's arbitrary < 1482788725 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :In METAFONT you can for example write x=y+1 and then whichever of x or y isn't set will be set so that x=y+1. < 1482788730 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not imply i 0 everywhere < 1482788744 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so x*2-2 would be an assignment < 1482788755 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*imply = 0 < 1482788762 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is also the kind of ideas yes < 1482788805 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in your example, sqrt(x) - y would be the same assignment as x - y^2 < 1482788813 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Making zero means true, nonzero meaning false, and then the program that is executed is to be made true, and then if it isn't true it is error or may be backtracked or caught by the exception or something < 1482789183 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482789376 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :To write x/y-1 to specify being equal and nonzero. < 1482789507 0 :moonythedwarf!?@? NICK :moony-2017editio < 1482789800 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moony-2017editio: we aren't twothousandseventeening yet hth < 1482789829 0 :moony-2017editio!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily, say that to 2017 edition :P < 1482789888 0 :moony-2017editio!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1482789896 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ooh, I want a mod that adds anime decals to all me kerbal rockets < 1482789955 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :what would you pay for a mod where all the kerbals, not in flight, wore StarTrek Next Generation uniforms? < 1482790244 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote very soul < 1482790254 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1482790259 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1482790264 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote soul < 1482790265 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :447) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis \ 853) i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news but at what cost? your very soul, kmc! < 1482790396 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :souls have ass < 1482790479 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about a standalone else operator < 1482790483 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/operator/conditional < 1482790608 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell int-e And GG has a shadow mystery lady... looks a bit two-dimensional though. <-- given what gil's said about her, my obvious guess is that it's zola. but we'll see. < 1482790608 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1482790701 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell int-e with the ability to copy minds, it could be any_body_, of course. < 1482790701 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1482790775 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: well perl has unless and maybe haskell too. < 1482790778 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t unless < 1482790780 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Applicative f => Bool -> f () -> f () < 1482790799 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruby has unless, too < 1482790823 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless (bool) {code} = if (not bool) {code} < 1482790824 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :return unless foo < 1482790826 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can also define unless in Forth easily enough < 1482790860 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also had the idea of an "either" function eg. "x == either a or b" would be true if x == a or x == b < 1482790865 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some implementations may accept the following code: : UNLESS` 0=` IF` ; Others may use a bit more complicated way < 1482790893 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :this "either" class would be equal to something if any of its values were equal to it < 1482790910 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: AAAAAA < 1482790933 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aaaa? < 1482790942 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :would it break anything? < 1482790953 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :not if it's in its own syntax, eg "either 2 3"... < 1482790958 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think, anyway < 1482790964 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION uses leibniz rotating in his grave to power the swatting of rdococ -----### < 1482790978 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1482790987 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@google leibniz equality < 1482790989 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equality_(mathematics) < 1482791026 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1482791029 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :think of it like this < 1482791053 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :"x in {a, b}" < 1482791062 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is, if x is contained in the set {a, b} < 1482791088 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not use it like that? < 1482791092 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :we can simply check if set[x] = true if you implement it well, and not like a list < 1482791131 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure, but don't call it == < 1482791145 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :call it in < 1482791182 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, you know, x `elem` [a, b] < 1482791319 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have #define unless(x) if(!(x)) < 1482791336 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :elem < 1482791337 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1482791360 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about: #define regardless(x) if(true) < 1482791362 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :no? < 1482791365 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the either construct is LITERALLY equal to both a and b < 1482791375 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :sets, nuh uh < 1482791386 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :regardless? < 1482791436 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :regardless sounds like if you wanted to fit a snippet of code inside an if conditional that would be executed regardless of the value of the if < 1482791438 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zarutian: that's wrong < 1482791441 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha, regardless < 1482791446 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :should be if ((x),1) < 1482791470 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION sits corrected. < 1482791506 0 :GotoTells!~TellsTogo@62-205-94-155.access.telenet.be QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1482791521 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :otherwise stuff with visible effects wouldn't be executed, like regardless(puts("hello world")) < 1482791542 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-dqincmqeyggqlsai QUIT :Excess Flood < 1482791559 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@79.127.241.113 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482791572 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-isafoahqntvnukny JOIN :#esoteric < 1482791723 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :regardless, it sounds ridiculous < 1482791732 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you might as well just do puts("hello world") < 1482791918 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1482792037 0 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-203-158.clsp.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1482792310 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :interestng piece of history I'm wathcing on the tv right now < 1482792349 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently there used to be restaurants you drove your car into and had waitressed on roller skates serve you food < 1482792519 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the 1950's were a very different world < 1482792821 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-0-88.clsp.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482793495 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow < 1482793556 0 :Gregor!dlopen@71.19.155.102 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Drive-ins still exist in some places. < 1482793757 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :drive-INs? < 1482793768 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi Gregor < 1482793957 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :A kind of drive-in is still possible at White Spot < 1482793961 0 :Gregor!dlopen@71.19.155.102 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What \oren\ just described is a drive-in. < 1482793967 0 :Gregor!dlopen@71.19.155.102 PRIVMSG #esoteric :As opposed to a drive-through. < 1482794998 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482795082 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1482795785 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's cool is that it's easy to use Haskell to create my "either" construct < 1482795794 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :tbh though I think it should just be an easy shorthand < 1482795816 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also had the idea of an "or" function that would ask the user < 1482795839 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: like, using elem? < 1482795852 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sql,has this as IN < 1482795879 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric : or = ask the user. or = logical OR. or = my EITHER construct. < 1482796060 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought to make Magic: the Gathering cards that is two instants that can meld into an Aura. The text for the unmelded side might be something like this: Choose one-- ;; - [doing something] ;; - Meld ~ with target spell you own named [name] < 1482796350 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric