< 1479772809 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So an increase of 0.1 multiplies by 10**0.1 = 10th root 10 ≈ 1.2589254117941673 < 1479772928 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1479773133 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm adding AIRPORT to my automated CTCP replies < 1479773164 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which means what? < 1479773191 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: It tells you the airport (code) I use for METAR < 1479773216 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1479773237 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar EGLL < 1479773237 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :EGLL 212350Z AUTO 17008KT 130V200 9999 -RA BKN022/// //////TCU 11/08 Q0987 TEMPO SHRA < 1479773248 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Feels colder. < 1479773328 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar < 1479773331 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dammit < 1479773345 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm adding a /metar command to my client < 1479773385 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar pamr < 1479773386 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :PAMR 212353Z 04004KT 9SM CLR M03/M10 A2959 RMK SLP023 T10281100 11022 21044 50004 VIA AUTODIAL < 1479773389 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1479773395 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoa, -3 < 1479773396 0 :Froox!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1479773412 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :/br/ < 1479773451 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION feels proud of that pun < 1479773594 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1479773885 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar ENVA < 1479773885 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :ENVA 212350Z 10006KT 9999 SCT053 M01/M02 Q1011 RMK WIND 670FT 16009KT < 1479774166 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1479774228 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1479774754 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1479774807 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Quit: IceChat - Keeping PC's cool since 2000 < 1479775503 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1479779186 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Nil14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50351&oldid=13373 5* 03Ender scythe 5* (+400) 10Added suggestion. < 1479779215 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Nil14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50352&oldid=50351 5* 03Ender scythe 5* (+0) 10Fixed formatting. < 1479779927 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Nil14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50353&oldid=50352 5* 03Ender scythe 5* (+52) 10Fixed code suggestion. < 1479779973 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Nil14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50354&oldid=50353 5* 03Ender scythe 5* (-4) 10Fixed code, yet again. < 1479780344 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1479780641 0 :ybden!ybden@unaffiliated/ybden PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? metar < 1479780646 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :metar is a service Taneb invented that allows nerds to talk about the weather. < 1479780678 0 :ybden!ybden@unaffiliated/ybden PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, this is actually a thing < 1479780698 0 :ybden!ybden@unaffiliated/ybden PRIVMSG #esoteric :I somehow assumed it was a "fortune-teller" random string of sorts < 1479781081 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Remind me: What are your approximate geographic coördinates and body weigh? < 1479781377 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KATL < 1479781378 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KATL 220152Z 33008KT 10SM CLR 09/M13 A3018 RMK AO2 SLP224 T00891128 < 1479781444 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ouch that cannot be the correct low < 1479781576 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :what low < 1479781600 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the part after the / is not the low temperature hth < 1479781650 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although it does seem strange. is the weather really, really dry? < 1479781760 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`icao KATL < 1479781761 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hartsfield Jackson Atlanta Intl (ATL, KATL) < 1479781965 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1479782087 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yes < 1479782137 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :then it might be right. < 1479782183 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the /M13 is the dew point, iiuc the temperature your air would need to be cooled to before it starts precipitating. < 1479782898 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1479782901 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1479783232 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1479783407 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have once seen a puzzle of Magic: the Gathering where one of the possible solutions mentioned that cards in ante zone are shared across subgames, but I think there is no such rule. Someone said it was an overly broad interpretation of rule 800.4k. < 1479783474 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I also think tat rule 800.4k is stupid, but this special case would help in a game that used teams, ante, and subgames, all together.) < 1479783494 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a HackEgo command to look up a rule? < 1479783561 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know? But, that rule is that in a multiplayer game, objects in the ante zone remain there even if their owner is out of the game. < 1479783646 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's wrong with that rule? < 1479783776 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now there are objects in the game with no owner that is also in the game. I also think this rule is klugy and unnecessary. < 1479783802 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :How would you implement it? < 1479783887 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Simply delete it. If the ante zone is shared across subgames, that rule belongs under 718 instead. < 1479783937 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Deleting rule 800.4k also allows some new (but narrow) tactics.) < 1479784008 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then what happens to the owner of a card in the ante zone when they lose? < 1479784021 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could put the owner in the ante zone too. < 1479784072 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls share < 1479784073 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :8ballreplies \ airports.dat \ autowelcome_status \ awesome \ candide \ cat \ Complaints.mp3 \ conscripts \ construct_grams.pl \ delvs-master \ dict-words \ esolangs.txt \ esolangs.txt.sorted \ headers \ headers.gch \ hello \ lua \ maimer \ maimery \ maze \ mtg \ nothp \ recipe \ scapegoats \ sedtest \ tanebgrep \ UnicodeData.txt \ units.dat \ userc < 1479784086 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`doat share/tanebgrep < 1479784088 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :8589:2016-06-24 ` grep -l Taneb wisdom/* > share/tanebgrep \ 8590:2016-06-24 ` grep Taneb wisdom/* > share/tanebgrep \ 8591:2016-06-24 ` grep BBC wisdom/* >> share/tanebgrep < 1479784099 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm share/tanebgrep < 1479784102 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1479784108 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`complaints < 1479784109 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :23 share/Complaints.mp3 < 1479784146 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The owner of the card has ceased to exist as far as the game is concerned, so nothing happens. If he wishes to bet that card on the outcome of the game, he can move it from the ante zone to outside of the game where the game doesn't know about it; the card will not necessarily be moved physically, and these considerations are in any case should be external to the game rules. < 1479784163 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why? Ante is part of the game. < 1479784178 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`1 ls share < 1479784180 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/2:8ballreplies \ airports.dat \ autowelcome_status \ awesome \ candide \ cat \ Complaints.mp3 \ conscripts \ construct_grams.pl \ delvs-master \ dict-words \ esolangs.txt \ esolangs.txt.sorted \ headers \ headers.gch \ hello \ lua \ maimer \ maimery \ maze \ mtg \ nothp \ recipe \ scapegoats \ sedtest \ UnicodeData.txt \ units.dat < 1479784185 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`spam < 1479784187 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/2: \ usercmds \ WordData < 1479784200 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/1 < 1479784201 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​\` "$@" |& sport < 1479784211 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/sport < 1479784212 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :distort "${1:-/dev/stdin}" | spore < 1479784224 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/spore < 1479784225 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo 1 > /hackenv/tmp/spline; cat "${1-/dev/stdin}" > /hackenv/tmp/spout; spam < 1479784227 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but legal ownership is and should be external to the game. < 1479784243 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(You can make external rules about that stuff if you want to.) < 1479784324 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ante is simply a zone in the game then, that some old cards can affect. External rules may affect betting, scoring, and whatever else you may wish to do with them afterward; I have also seen external rules that are affected by the exile zone too, so it isn't only ante. < 1479784410 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1479784418 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you don't require ante cards to alter legal ownership, prepare for a deluge of ante cards < 1479784424 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/spam < 1479784425 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :line="$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}p" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line+1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline < 1479784605 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I only said that altering legal ownership is external to the game, not that it is impossible. Also, external rules could do other stuff with the ante zone too such as to affect scoring; other factors in the game could also affect scoring (such as life points or cards remaining in your library). And more can be done than that too; for example, an unofficial tournament where ownership changes persist only until the end of the tournament (this variant < 1479784698 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :confusing name? / no comprehension? / must be a / burma shavention < 1479784749 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :In addition to being (or should being) beyond the scope of the game rules, requiring altering legal ownership within the game rules itself also interferes with team games. < 1479784946 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mkx bin/spore//echo "${2-1}" > /hackenv/tmp/spline; cat "${1:-/dev/stdin}" > /hackenv/tmp/spout; spam < 1479784949 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/spore < 1479784990 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1479785005 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You want to be able to `1ize the previous deterministic command without repeating the first line? < 1479785009 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mkx bin/sport//distort "${1:-/dev/stdin}" | spore '' "${2-1}" < 1479785011 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/sport < 1479785033 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mkx bin/2//\` "$@" |& sport '' 2 < 1479785036 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/2 < 1479785037 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I'm confused. < 1479785046 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: yep < 1479785052 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :spore '' "${2-1}" ? < 1479785066 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I've wanted that feature before, but I didn't have a good name for it. < 1479785072 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even though `2 should have been very obvious. < 1479785091 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`1 ls share < 1479785093 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/2:8ballreplies \ airports.dat \ autowelcome_status \ awesome \ candide \ cat \ Complaints.mp3 \ conscripts \ construct_grams.pl \ delvs-master \ dict-words \ esolangs.txt \ esolangs.txt.sorted \ headers \ headers.gch \ hello \ lua \ maimer \ maimery \ maze \ mtg \ nothp \ recipe \ scapegoats \ sedtest \ UnicodeData.txt \ units.dat < 1479785102 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`2 ls share < 1479785103 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/2: \ usercmds \ WordData < 1479785109 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`1 ls share < 1479785109 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks good < 1479785110 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/2:8ballreplies \ airports.dat \ autowelcome_status \ awesome \ candide \ cat \ Complaints.mp3 \ conscripts \ construct_grams.pl \ delvs-master \ dict-words \ esolangs.txt \ esolangs.txt.sorted \ headers \ headers.gch \ hello \ lua \ maimer \ maimery \ maze \ mtg \ nothp \ recipe \ scapegoats \ sedtest \ UnicodeData.txt \ units.dat < 1479785111 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`spam < 1479785112 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/2: \ usercmds \ WordData < 1479785117 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls share < 1479785118 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :8ballreplies \ airports.dat \ autowelcome_status \ awesome \ candide \ cat \ Complaints.mp3 \ conscripts \ construct_grams.pl \ delvs-master \ dict-words \ esolangs.txt \ esolangs.txt.sorted \ headers \ headers.gch \ hello \ lua \ maimer \ maimery \ maze \ mtg \ nothp \ recipe \ scapegoats \ sedtest \ UnicodeData.txt \ units.dat \ usercmds \ WordDa < 1479785123 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`spam 1 < 1479785123 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :3/2: < 1479785129 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: `speek hth < 1479785132 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1479785136 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though maybe they should be combined. < 1479785138 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/spam < 1479785139 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :line="$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}p" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line+1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline < 1479785262 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits bin/2 < 1479785264 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjän < 1479785309 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/distort < 1479785310 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/env python \ import sys \ N=330 \ name = sys.argv[1] if len(sys.argv) > 1 else "/dev/stdin" \ with open(name, "r") as f: \ data = ' \\ '.join(f.read().splitlines()) \ for i in xrange(0, len(data), N): \ print data[i:i+N] < 1479785319 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe 330 was too conservative. < 1479785330 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I remember that you said something about five digits being slightly excessive. < 1479785407 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that was before you told me about speek, i think < 1479785414 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/speek < 1479785415 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo "$1" > /hackenv/tmp/spline; spam < 1479785457 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No real reason not to combine spam and speek, though. < 1479785461 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1479785487 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and since you're already at it... < 1479785555 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/spam//1s,","${1-,;1s/[)]/)}/ < 1479785557 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/spam//line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}p" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line+1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline < 1479785571 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`spam 1 < 1479785572 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/2:8ballreplies \ airports.dat \ autowelcome_status \ awesome \ candide \ cat \ Complaints.mp3 \ conscripts \ construct_grams.pl \ delvs-master \ dict-words \ esolangs.txt \ esolangs.txt.sorted \ headers \ headers.gch \ hello \ lua \ maimer \ maimery \ maze \ mtg \ nothp \ recipe \ scapegoats \ sedtest \ UnicodeData.txt \ units.dat < 1479785575 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`spam 1 < 1479785576 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/2:8ballreplies \ airports.dat \ autowelcome_status \ awesome \ candide \ cat \ Complaints.mp3 \ conscripts \ construct_grams.pl \ delvs-master \ dict-words \ esolangs.txt \ esolangs.txt.sorted \ headers \ headers.gch \ hello \ lua \ maimer \ maimery \ maze \ mtg \ nothp \ recipe \ scapegoats \ sedtest \ UnicodeData.txt \ units.dat < 1479785596 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` rgrep speek bin < 1479785601 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1479785605 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm bin/speek < 1479785607 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1479785616 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`spam < 1479785617 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/2: \ usercmds \ WordData < 1479785622 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`spam -1 < 1479785623 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​-1/2:/bin/sed: invalid option -- '1' \ Usage: /bin/sed [OPTION]... {script-only-if-no-other-script} [input-file]... \ \ -n, --quiet, --silent \ suppress automatic printing of pattern space \ -e script, --expression=script \ add the script to the commands to be executed \ -f script-file, --file=script-file < 1479785653 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -n -- "-1p" /hackenv/tmp/spout < 1479785654 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 1: unknown command: `-' < 1479785675 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed isn't a great way of printing the nth line. < 1479785683 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It'll continue to process the whole file even after it's printed. < 1479785687 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which I guess isn't all that bad. < 1479785687 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you think < 1479785697 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also it doesn't work for negative indices. < 1479785702 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Many disadvantages. < 1479785728 0 :carado!~carado@2001:41d0:d:9ef::1:16 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1479785857 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mkx bin/spore//cat "${1:-/dev/stdin}" > /hackenv/tmp/spout; spam "${2-1}" < 1479785859 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/spore < 1479785892 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`2 ls share < 1479785893 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/2: \ usercmds \ WordData < 1479785914 0 :carado!~carado@2001:41d0:d:9ef::1:16 JOIN :#esoteric < 1479785962 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :now moar modular < 1479785973 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*noaw < 1479785986 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa whoa whoa < 1479785993 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :how did hoag get into this < 1479786030 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yo dowg < 1479786043 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le//rn jonathan hoag//Hoag is an art critic. < 1479786045 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'jonathan hoag': Hoag is an art critic. < 1479786437 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1479786521 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` yes | nl | sed -n 3p < 1479786552 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1479786562 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` yes | nl | sed -n 3{p;q} < 1479786563 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 0: unmatched `{' \ /hackenv/bin/`: line 4: q}: command not found < 1479786576 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mkx bin/nth//head -n"$1" | tail -n1 < 1479786578 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/nth < 1479786583 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` yes | nl | nth 3 < 1479786584 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ 3 y < 1479786596 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` yes | nl | sed -n "3{p\nq}" < 1479786598 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 4: extra characters after command < 1479786602 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmph < 1479786609 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you thinking of awk hth < 1479786621 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :can that do it easier? < 1479786638 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits bin/nth < 1479786640 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachäf < 1479786642 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :CALESYTA banned BF derivatives :D < 1479786646 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? nth < 1479786647 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nth? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1479786656 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? `? < 1479786657 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1479786660 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: old news < 1479786679 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yes, well, I just found out < 1479786682 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :;-; < 1479786703 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1479786732 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOOOOGNUF < 1479786736 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1479786753 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that no worked < 1479786782 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: are you going to use nth twh < 1479786786 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FNEINGOT! < 1479786800 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn nth is not that helpful < 1479786804 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'nth': nth is not that helpful < 1479786818 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FNEINEINEINEINEINGOT! < 1479786819 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I considered calling it !!, but it's 1-indexed. < 1479786848 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :'nthn' is 'not that helpful, n00b', and is my name written abjadily < 1479786859 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(aka bjdly) < 1479786863 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? IPA < 1479786864 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The IPA (short for International Phonetic Abjad) is an international standard encoding all non-vowel sounds in all spoken languages, and is used to indicate the pronunciation of words. It is incredibly useful, unless you need to pronounce a word. < 1479787506 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` yes | nl | sed -n "3{pq} < 1479787507 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/`: eval: line 4: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `"' \ /hackenv/bin/`: eval: line 5: syntax error: unexpected end of file < 1479787513 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` yes | nl | sed -n "3{pq}" < 1479787514 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 4: extra characters after command < 1479787570 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` yes | nl | sed -n "3{\np\nq}" < 1479787571 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 9: unterminated address regex < 1479787668 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is {} a sed thing? < 1479787684 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you sure you're not thinking of awk < 1479787724 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Bawk! I was not! < 1479787729 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://stackoverflow.com/questions/6022384/bash-tool-to-get-nth-line-from-a-file says that head and tail is slow < 1479787732 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I did not have textual relations with that command < 1479787768 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :${n}q;d < 1479787776 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :makes sense < 1479788374 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1479788399 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` yes | nl | sed -n '3{p;q}' < 1479788400 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ 3 y < 1479788402 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess you were right. < 1479788410 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know sed. < 1479788416 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed = scow ed < 1479788464 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/spam//s,sed [^p]*p,sed "${line}q;d, < 1479788467 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/spam//line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed "${line}q;d" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line+1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline < 1479788490 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: no, ${line}q;d is confusing tdnh < 1479788501 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should use your original approach, ${line}{p;q} < 1479788507 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um but the 3{p;q} wasn't working before < 1479788516 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` yes | nl | sed -n '3{p;q}' < 1479788516 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ 3 y < 1479788520 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1479788525 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you didn't try 3{p;q} hth < 1479788561 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you tried 3{pq} and 3{\np\nq} < 1479788576 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :with literal \ n, not a newline < 1479788595 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1479788641 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/spam//s,sed [^d]*d,sed -n "{${line}p;q}, < 1479788643 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/spam//line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "{${line}p;q}" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line+1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline < 1479788656 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that doesn't work hth < 1479788669 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :{5p;q} means print line 5, and also quit on every line < 1479788677 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1479788691 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :itim tdnw hth < 1479788706 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/spam//s,sed [^q]*q,sed -n "${line}{p;q, < 1479788709 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/spam//line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}{p;q}" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line+1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline < 1479788726 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`2 ls share < 1479788727 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/2: \ usercmds \ WordData < 1479788737 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: what if there was a version of sled that worked on the before version instead of the current version wth < 1479788745 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fancy < 1479788749 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :combination revert/sled < 1479788760 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :or even revert/sedlast < 1479788768 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :this sounds like a good oervention < 1479788770 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that wouldn't have helped with my several in a row < 1479788806 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it would need to account for that, obviously < 1479788896 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds hard < 1479788917 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't that why we're here? < 1479788921 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :to solve the hard problem? < 1479788936 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe you are < 1479788946 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? oerjan < 1479788947 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your esteemologist 2sweet potatolord oerjan is a lazy expert in suture complication. Also a Glaswegian who passionfruitly dislikes Roald Dahl. Lately when he tries to remember a word, "amortized" pops up. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He sometimes puns without noticing it. < 1479788953 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :see: lazy < 1479788953 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`before oerjan < 1479788956 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan// < 1479788965 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I was going to add "lazy". < 1479788968 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it's already there. < 1479788988 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`dowt oerjan < 1479788990 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :0:2012-02-16 Initïal import. \ 673:2012-08-27 run echo "Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a lying Norwegian." >wisdom/oerjan \ 1000:2012-12-09 revert 0 \ 1001:2012-12-09 revert 999 \ 1493:2013-01-12 revert 4 \ 1497:2013-01-12 revert 1492 \ 2649:2013- < 1479788997 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :itym dowg hth < 1479789005 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, i meant dowt < 1479789011 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I see. < 1479789015 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why did I write that? < 1479789017 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wanted to see if it had been there from the start < 1479789025 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I probably just added the last sentence. < 1479789041 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :blame nitia < 1479789046 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :clearly. < 1479789083 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` hg cat -r0 wisdom/oerjan < 1479789084 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. < 1479789093 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay it worked < 1479789151 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwrjan s#sweet#wise#;s#lord#lwrd# < 1479789154 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan//Your esteemologist 2wise potatolwrd oerjan is a lazy expert in suture complication. Also a Glaswegian who passionfruitly dislikes Roald Dahl. Lately when he tries to remember a word, "amortized" pops up. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He sometimes puns without noticing it. < 1479790685 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :In my unofficial Magic: the Gathering cards I have also added one new subtype which I have added no card that has that subtype or mentions that subtype in any way. < 1479790709 0 :Ox0dea!~dea@unaffiliated/ox0dea PRIVMSG #esoteric :To what end? < 1479790784 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed 's,e,w,g' wisdom/oerjan < 1479790785 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your wstwwmologist 2wisw potatolwrd owrjan is a lazy wxpwrt in suturw complication. Also a Glaswwgian who passionfruitly dislikws Roald Dahl. Latwly whwn hw triws to rwmwmbwr a word, "amortizwd" pops up. His arch-nwmwsis is Bwtty Crockwr. Hw somwtimws puns without noticing it. < 1479790801 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could possibly to add such card later, but right now I didn't. < 1479790856 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-44-58.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you guess what subtype it is? < 1479790876 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Meh, you should have replaced all the first vowels in every word. < 1479790889 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though, "owrjan" is better than "werjan" < 1479790893 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjwn? < 1479790912 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( every full moon he turns into a jan ) < 1479790922 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd oerjan//s#mo#&o# < 1479790924 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan//Your esteemoologist 2wise potatolwrd oerjan is a lazy expert in suture complication. Also a Glaswegian who passionfruitly dislikes Roald Dahl. Lately when he tries to remember a word, "amortized" pops up. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He sometimes puns without noticing it. < 1479790926 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that is correct. < 1479790929 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oops, I forgot to slwrjan < 1479791614 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`5 w < 1479791620 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/2:molum//molum is the inverse function of ybden. \ ant//Ants are great architects. They are famous for their highways. \ roujo's relevant info//That information is stored in an unnamed metal cabinet in one of the top floors of an obscure administrative building with a number that you probably never heard of. \ joke//Jokes are no d < 1479791624 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`spam < 1479791625 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/2:rug. \ stephen wolfram//Stephen Wolfram is an esolanger with too much money and power. Taneb invented him. < 1479791655 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`dowt joke < 1479791658 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :7031:2016-02-27 learn Jokes are no drug. < 1479791681 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Did you play _Spider and Web_? < 1479792357 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :seastika < 1479792445 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't get it < 1479792604 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Me? < 1479793547 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is oerjan very gorfetful? < 1479793900 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1479794884 0 :function!~root@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1479795077 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1479795135 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1479795500 0 :function!~root@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Quit: found 1 in /dev/zero < 1479797482 0 :Ox0dea!~dea@unaffiliated/ox0dea QUIT :Quit: WeeChat 1.7-dev < 1479797928 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell \oren\ neoletters lacks a serif on 'r' and it's starting to bug me, especially due to the potential confusion with IPA ɾ. < 1479797928 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1479798122 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`thank giving < 1479798127 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: thank: not found < 1479798132 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :D: < 1479798135 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`thanks giving < 1479798137 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks, giving. Thiving. < 1479798141 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1479798142 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::] < 1479799399 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I feel like there needs to be a Z with stroke. To indicate a voiced $ < 1479799425 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :("gazh" [gæʒ], rather than "cash" [kæʃ]) < 1479799532 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey < 1479799567 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :think of a language where there's an if instruction < 1479799571 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :and a jump instruction < 1479799581 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are no loops but if+jump should be enough < 1479799591 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :but there's a caveat < 1479799601 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izalove: ...wait, spoken or prog- OK, programming < 1479799602 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :jump can't jump infinitely far ahead or behind < 1479799606 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1479799615 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izalove: It never can. Computers have finite memory. < 1479799618 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1479799623 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is an ideal computer < 1479799624 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I forgot to < 1479799627 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1479799644 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :but jumps are limited to +100 or -100 < 1479799669 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :so a 386 without far jumps? < 1479799674 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess < 1479799688 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :but with infinite memory < 1479799689 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that's not hard to manage < 1479800010 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :for a loop program, the percentage of instructions that you need to use for intermediate jumps depends only on the nested loop depth, and 100 should be enough to be curly-L-complete < 1479800035 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :if your language can also initialise memory using straight line code, then it's also turing-complete < 1479800099 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does that mean? < 1479800261 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izalove: Couldn't you just implement arbitrary jumps with compound short jumps? < 1479800274 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, to jump 256 you jump 100 to a jump 100 to a jump 56 < 1479800286 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure < 1479800299 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izalove: Seems a little boring < 1479800303 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :could you ask a more specific question < 1479800336 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :after the first jump is executed, the next jump must be the next instruction < 1479800356 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you have to scatter them all over the code < 1479800360 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: Me? < 1479800377 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: i mean using straight line code < 1479800382 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that? < 1479800398 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :code without jumps, of course < 1479800543 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, apparently “straight-line code” and “straight-line program” are entirely unrelated things < 1479800987 0 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1479801367 0 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1479802276 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? english < 1479802277 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :English is an inherently ambiguous context-sensitive language that is too powerful to fully describe itself. < 1479802292 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? english alphabet < 1479802293 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :english alphabet? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1479802296 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sigh* < 1479802306 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`grwp 'case' < 1479802313 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Binary file reflection matches < 1479802326 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...? < 1479802329 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`grwp case < 1479802330 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bezout's theorem:Bézout's theorem says that if a system of polynomial equations over the complexes has as many variables as equations, then in the general case the number of solutions it has is equal to the product of one less than the degrees of the polynomials. \ bézout's theorem:Bézout's theorem says that if a system of polynomial equations o < 1479802341 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`grwp upper case < 1479802342 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Binary file reflection matches < 1479802347 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. Strange. < 1479802360 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, is grwp context-sensitive? < 1479802366 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/context/case/ < 1479802784 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1479803779 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PART #esoteric :"Leaving" < 1479804128 0 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1479805305 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Anemone14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50355&oldid=20301 5* 03YSomebody 5* (+83) 10 < 1479805977 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`paste bin/grwp < 1479805978 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/bin/grwp < 1479807253 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The wiggliness of the line is controlled by the /span/ parameter, which ranges from 0 (exceedingly wiggly) to 1 (not so wiggly)." Very exact. < 1479807288 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there no option for no wiggle at all? < 1479807293 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is wiggliness = wiggle? < 1479809131 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9178:9c5a:89a0:5428 JOIN :#esoteric < 1479814430 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1479814804 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1479814814 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :semmelweis//Semmelweis saves the life of a hundred thousand birthgiving mothers by popularising This One Simple Trick. Doctors hate him for it. < 1479814815 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@massages-loud < 1479814815 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan said 17h 54m 17s ago: i think heyting algebras being cartesian closed categories is related to the curry-howard-lambek isomorphism hth. basically it's what makes implication in intuitionistic < 1479814815 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :logic analogous enough to -> in simply typed lambda calculus. < 1479814876 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oerjan hellørjan. oh. that does strangely help. < 1479814876 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1479814974 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@ptr-2hj4tbos9tbg6gsq56vaidgwo.ip6.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1479815582 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does a license comment in source files in the opencv package say "IMPORTANT: READ BEFORE DOWNLOADING, COPYING, INSTALLING OR USING. By downloading, copying, installing or using the software you agree to this license. If you do not agree to this license, do not download, install, copy or use the software."? < 1479815593 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :how am I to read the license before downloading it? < 1479815627 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas, you could get someone else to download it and read it on their computer < 1479815640 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas, or write them a letter asking for a paper copy < 1479815684 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1479815736 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1479815748 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a paper copy is just a functor. you can OCR it back. < 1479815814 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Client Quit < 1479815913 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: that reminds me to back when the USA export rules were more unreasonable, and people exported crypto software source code in dead-tree form then retyped it on the other side of the ocean. < 1479815952 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Or more likely just spread that news as a cover story in case someone tries a lawsuit.) < 1479816231 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if there is an injective homomorphism from the rubik's cube group to the group of unitary matrices of size n < 1479816272 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is too young for having experienced paper-based countercryptography :( < 1479816313 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I haven't experienced it either. It's a legend. < 1479816342 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I have experienced debian having cryptographic-related packages in a separate archive, or something. < 1479816360 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: for what n? < 1479816366 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas, any n < 1479816382 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm gonna through "4" out there < 1479816438 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: any finite group is isomorphic to some permutation group, so for a large enough n that's obvious. In fact, for the rubik's cube group a permutation group over 54 elements is already enough, so n=54 works too. < 1479816443 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think n=4 is possible. < 1479816490 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1479816706 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas, the unitary group is not a finite group < 1479816749 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I am not sure I understand your argument < 1479816809 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9178:9c5a:89a0:5428 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: the rubik's cube group is a group of permutations < 1479816820 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes < 1479816821 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9178:9c5a:89a0:5428 PRIVMSG #esoteric :let n = number of things to permutate < 1479816850 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9178:9c5a:89a0:5428 PRIVMSG #esoteric :consider the set of perumtation matrices of size n < 1479816861 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: RESONATING CHICKEN < 1479816867 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I understood where rubik's cube group => permutation came from < 1479816871 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9178:9c5a:89a0:5428 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(inversible matrices that have exactly a 1 in every column and 0 everywhere else) < 1479816881 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oooh < 1479816894 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :right, permutation matrices < 1479816900 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9178:9c5a:89a0:5428 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do not 100% guarantee that works, but I think it might < 1479816925 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, I think you can go below 54 if you are more careful, but 4 is hard to imagine < 1479816931 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure permutation matrices are unitary < 1479816993 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9178:9c5a:89a0:5428 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION looks up the definition for unitary matrices < 1479816995 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9178:9c5a:89a0:5428 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1479817087 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9178:9c5a:89a0:5428 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, I think they are < 1479817140 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9178:9c5a:89a0:5428 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if a permutation matrix M sends the i-th vector of the basis to the j-th vector, then it's conjugate transpose is also a permutation matrix and sends the j-th vector the the i-th < 1479817149 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :LKoen: sure they are < 1479817163 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're definitely unitary < 1479817175 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, so they are < 1479817185 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I misunderstood < 1479817497 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? permutation group < 1479817498 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :permutation group? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1479817507 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? permutation < 1479817507 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :permutation? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1479818295 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9178:9c5a:89a0:5428 QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1479819961 0 :carado!~carado@2001:41d0:d:9ef::1:16 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1479820205 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1479823234 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :aeiouprmttn < 1479823496 0 :ybden!ybden@unaffiliated/ybden QUIT :Quit: Fing < 1479823864 0 :ybden!ybden@unaffiliated/ybden JOIN :#esoteric < 1479824682 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :In MS SQL syntax, how do I put a LIMIT clause to a SELECT ... ORDER BY statement? < 1479824726 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's way to esoteric for me < 1479824916 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :possible answer => http://stackoverflow.com/q/971964/2200827 < 1479825382 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :the answer is, instead of " LIMIT 20" near the end of the query, add " TOP 20 " between the SELECT and the fields to be selected. crazy. < 1479825720 0 :puckipedia!~puck@puckipedia.com QUIT :Quit: fix hostname < 1479825795 0 :puckipedia!puck@puckipedia.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1479826795 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@ptr-2hj4tbos9tbg6gsq56vaidgwo.ip6.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1479827646 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@193.190.253.145 JOIN :#esoteric < 1479831859 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1479832124 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages- < 1479832124 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily said 4h 47m 28s ago: hellørjan. oh. that does strangely help. < 1479832196 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-fqtzibenklpguuvp QUIT :Excess Flood < 1479832212 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-moqkerqozmbficmj JOIN :#esoteric < 1479832749 0 :simpleirc!~simpleirc@151.95.17.82 JOIN :#esoteric < 1479832764 0 :simpleirc!~simpleirc@151.95.17.82 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1479832774 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome simpleirc < 1479832775 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​02simpleirc: 06Welcome 13to 04the 07international 08hub 09for 02esoteric 06programming 13language 04design 07and 08deployment! 09For 02more 06information, 13check 04out 07our 08wiki: 09. 02(For 06the 13other 04kind 07of 08esoterica, 09try 02#esoteric 06on 13EFnet 04or 07DALnet.) < 1479832786 0 :simpleirc!~simpleirc@151.95.17.82 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1479832823 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a bit quiet this time of day < 1479832861 0 :simpleirc!~simpleirc@151.95.17.82 PRIVMSG #esoteric :: < 1479832868 0 :simpleirc!~simpleirc@151.95.17.82 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1479834283 0 :simpleirc!~simpleirc@151.95.17.82 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1479834296 0 :int-e!~noone@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :quiet is good. < 1479834317 0 :int-e!~noone@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is formalizing knight tours < 1479836338 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@193.190.253.145 QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1479837749 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1479838177 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-moqkerqozmbficmj QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1479838405 0 :augur_!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1479838512 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-vjofvimmgoezizvl JOIN :#esoteric < 1479838521 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1479839013 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A4BF3B.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1479840138 0 :Bowserinator!wolfy1339@unaffiliated/bowserinator QUIT :Quit: Goodbye :( < 1479841469 0 :Bowserinator!wolfy1339@2a02:748:a800:ca7:ea75:b12d:2b:d423 JOIN :#esoteric < 1479841491 0 :carado!~carado@2001:41d0:d:9ef::1:16 JOIN :#esoteric < 1479841535 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1479841599 0 :alercah!~alercah@unaffiliated/alercah JOIN :#esoteric < 1479841826 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Later < 1479841902 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :TIL huygens is pronounced hoihens < 1479842310 0 :Bowserinator!wolfy1339@2a02:748:a800:ca7:ea75:b12d:2b:d423 QUIT :Changing host < 1479842310 0 :Bowserinator!wolfy1339@unaffiliated/bowserinator JOIN :#esoteric < 1479843584 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@74-114-87-85.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1479844826 0 :augur_!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1479844837 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\, actually it's [ˈɦœyɣə(n)s] < 1479844840 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :[hth] < 1479844867 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1479844951 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@74-114-87-85.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1479845091 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1479847509 0 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-wllgdmkaexisqroo QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1479847521 0 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-uwmuqgorzwphdcdl JOIN :#esoteric < 1479849273 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Incident14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50356&oldid=50337 5* 03Ais523 5* (+497) 10/* Inverse lexing construction */ thanks for the construction < 1479849636 0 :moonheart08!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1479849659 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@74-114-87-85.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1479849928 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Hello world program in esoteric languages14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50357&oldid=50131 5* 03Ais523 5* (+2132) 10/* Incident */ new section, giving the example in a new language < 1479850005 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:dd76:42cd:a778:f3c4 JOIN :#esoteric < 1479850488 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@74-114-87-85.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1479852356 0 :PinealGlandOptic!~PinealGla@82.144.205.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1479853233 0 :moony!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1479853285 0 :moonheart08!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1479854882 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Quit: Zarutian < 1479855222 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A4BF3B.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1479855999 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1479856201 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1479856581 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1479856721 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1479856837 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1479856919 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1479857095 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1479857189 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:dd76:42cd:a778:f3c4 QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1479857252 0 :MoALTz!~no@77-254-9-16.adsl.inetia.pl QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1479858356 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1479858534 0 :hppavilion[1]!~doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1479858670 0 :moony!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds