< 1467158634 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages-flood < 1467158634 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily said 12h 19m 19s ago: hellørjan. I shall remain for the contraporthello hth < 1467158716 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:3827:980e:de85:deff:fe55:967a QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1467158725 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell boily @tell Koen Kelloen. I shall mapole you. <-- warning: koen isn't actually koen_'s nick hth < 1467158725 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1467158733 0 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-251-254.xtpr.umontreal.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1467159032 0 :bauen1!~bauen1@2a02:810d:1980:1584:19d3:dbd7:7952:7be9 QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1467159145 0 :LKoen!?@? NICK :Koen < 1467159147 0 :Koen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1467159154 0 :Koen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@massages-loud < 1467159154 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily said 12h 27m 13s ago: Kelloen. I shall mapole you. < 1467159158 0 :Koen!?@? NICK :LKoen < 1467159215 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the most boring movie < 1467159237 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :LKoen: he also sent it to two _pended versions < 1467159276 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: it probs gets auto-deleted after a while < 1467159277 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: The Core hth < 1467159295 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: not to my knowledge. < 1467159297 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what happens if I touch an executable while it's being executed? < 1467159304 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :specifically if I recompile it < 1467159395 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: how many days have you gone without a single pun twh < 1467159491 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a verb for "to multiply by 16" on the same line as double, triple, quadruple... < 1467159500 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hexadecuple? < 1467159524 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :LKoen: nothing. < 1467159533 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :(usually) < 1467159558 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: no idea. < 1467159589 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: you can go forever if you always make double puns hth < 1467159590 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :does the number exceed 1 < 1467159611 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: well do you count the days before i learned to speak? :P < 1467159623 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also i probably didn't pun much before my student days. < 1467159629 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: how old were you at first pun twh < 1467159631 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i kind of assumed you'd always been around hth < 1467159642 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway let's only count days that you were online on irc < 1467159651 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1467159670 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :still no idea. i don't exactly remember when i started punning obsessively. < 1467159684 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa whoa whoa < 1467159684 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :might have been after i arrived here. < 1467159687 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :remember that play with stoppard? < 1467159690 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :by stoppard < 1467159693 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1467159694 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://4thwall.wordpress.com/notable-quotes-from-stoppards-coast-of-utopia/ < 1467159696 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :tg < 1467159698 0 :Etaoin!1f938684@gateway/web/freenode/ip.31.147.134.132 PRIVMSG #esoteric :guys I need a bit of help and this is pretty damn noobish, but I'm having trouble with executing commands from a python script. I'm making a messenger bot for fun and I can't find a way to send commands to a terminal and have it keep its state < 1467159712 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like to think stoppard is the tom in tom swifties < 1467159716 0 :Etaoin!1f938684@gateway/web/freenode/ip.31.147.134.132 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there some nice way of doing this? < 1467159838 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a library for that < 1467159853 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467159854 0 :Etaoin!1f938684@gateway/web/freenode/ip.31.147.134.132 PRIVMSG #esoteric :subprocess? < 1467159899 0 :Etaoin!1f938684@gateway/web/freenode/ip.31.147.134.132 PRIVMSG #esoteric :with it I can only execute commands and it basically closes the terminal immediately so for instance calling "cd .." won't do anything < 1467159921 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://docs.python.org/2/library/readline.html < 1467159946 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :this may not be what you're trying to do < 1467159965 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: thank you < 1467160000 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is hexadecuple a word < 1467160076 0 :Etaoin!1f938684@gateway/web/freenode/ip.31.147.134.132 PRIVMSG #esoteric :when I think about it, I don't think the user should be able to cd around anyway so might as well leave it at this < 1467160078 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sedecuple < 1467160152 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's actually the logical form... < 1467160192 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well somewhat logical anyway < 1467160764 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The documentation for XrmQPutResource does not quite make it clear what is stored in the database. Does it store value, *value, or a copy of the data pointed to by value->addr? < 1467160816 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467160846 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​///hackenv/bin/wisdom: line 1: : No such file or directory < 1467160853 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :thought so. < 1467161025 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1467161052 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It isn't the first one at least) < 1467161146 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` hg cat -r 8614 bin/wisdom < 1467161163 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION approaches HackEgo with a mallet < 1467161169 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :F="$(find wisdom -path "wisdom/*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}//" | rnoooooodl; cat "$F" | rnooooooodl < 1467161378 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/wisdom//s/[{}1,,[}]/(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" < 1467161381 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh < 1467161384 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed: -e expression #1, char 38: unterminated `s' command < 1467161407 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/wisdom//s/[{}1,,[}]/(echo "$1" | lowercase)/ < 1467161413 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/wisdom//f="$(find wisdom -path "wisdom/*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)1,,}*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1)"; echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; rnooodl < "$f" < 1467161420 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :WAT < 1467161430 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1467161462 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm: cannot remove `/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/env/.hg/store/data/canary.orig': Is a directory \ Done. < 1467161535 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/wisdom < 1467161538 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :f="$(find wisdom -path "wisdom/*${1,,}*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1)"; echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; rnooodl < "$f" < 1467161584 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed 's/[{}1,,[}]/(echo "$1" | lowercase)/' bin/wisdom < 1467161587 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :f="$(find wisdom -path "wisdom/*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)1,,}*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1)"; echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnoooooodl; rnooooooooodl < "$f" < 1467161601 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHY IN THE WORLD IS THAT 1,, IN THE RESULT < 1467161603 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467161607 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hily < 1467161615 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellørjan. < 1467161637 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed is driving me insane tdnh < 1467161710 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@massages-loud < 1467161710 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan said 49m 44s ago: @tell Koen Kelloen. I shall mapole you. <-- warning: koen isn't actually koen_'s nick hth < 1467161754 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :because I am not sed, I am sane. cqfd. < 1467161767 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/cqfd/qed/ < 1467161782 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert 8635 < 1467161785 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm: cannot remove `/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/env/.hg/store/data/canary.orig': Is a directory \ Done. < 1467161870 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was going to do it more subtly but when sed does impossible things... < 1467161884 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467161888 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ørjan//Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers without noticing it. < 1467161893 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :there you go. < 1467162032 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks his blood sugar has crashed too, that's what happens after he has ice cream... < 1467162050 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :does wonders my patience < 1467162054 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*+for < 1467162175 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could use some ice cream too.. < 1467162183 0 :moon__!~moon_@tx-76-1-74-221.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1467162184 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION scoops a bowl < 1467162196 0 :moon__!~moon_@tx-76-1-74-221.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467162204 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1467162222 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gobbles a half slice of bread < 1467162293 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell izabera `` sed -i 's/(echo "\$1" | lowercase)/{1,,}/' bin/wisdom <-- those are not actually equivalent and i'm partial to the counterexample so i've reverted you < 1467162293 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1467162317 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what counterexample? < 1467162323 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467162327 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ørjan//Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers without noticing it. < 1467162338 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` type lowercase < 1467162339 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lowercase is /hackenv/bin/lowercase < 1467162345 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` paste bin/lowercase < 1467162351 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/bin/lowercase < 1467162360 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1467162372 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/lowercase < 1467162384 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ tr A-Z a-z | sed 's/Ø/ø/g' < 1467162393 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep, it was created for that one entry :P < 1467162402 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1467162419 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo $LANG < 1467162422 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and for learning things with Ø i guess < 1467162422 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :en_NZ.UTF-8 < 1467162436 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: erm the `` versions don't all use the same LANG < 1467162447 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :come on < 1467162470 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/`` < 1467162472 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ export LANG=C; exec bash -O extglob -c "$@" | rnooodl < 1467162475 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially that one < 1467162490 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does it use LANG=C ? < 1467162532 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :because otherwise it'd be LANG=en_NZ hth < 1467162537 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so that sort etc. works sanely < 1467162564 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/wisdom < 1467162566 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :F="$(find wisdom -path "wisdom/*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl < 1467162574 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that's for ``` btw. `` is of course bin/` < 1467162575 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :) < 1467162578 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`locale -a < 1467162603 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :aa_DJ \ aa_DJ.utf8 \ aa_ER \ aa_ER@saaho \ aa_ET \ af_ZA \ af_ZA.utf8 \ am_ET \ an_ES \ an_ES.utf8 \ ar_AE \ ar_AE.utf8 \ ar_BH \ ar_BH.utf8 \ ar_DZ \ ar_DZ.utf8 \ ar_EG \ ar_EG.utf8 \ ar_IN \ ar_IQ \ ar_IQ.utf8 \ ar_JO \ ar_JO.utf8 \ ar_KW \ ar_KW.utf8 \ ar_LB \ ar_LB.utf8 \ ar_LY \ ar_LY.utf8 \ ar_MA \ ar_MA.utf8 \ ar_OM \ ar_OM.utf8 \ ar_QA \ ar < 1467162605 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, lowercase is shared with other commands. < 1467162696 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's used uniformly so that all of them apply the same transformation. < 1467162700 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` printf %s\\n LANG=en_NZ.UTF-8 'f=$(find wisdom -path "wisdom/*${1,,}" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; rnooodl < "$f"' > bin/wisdom < 1467162709 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467162712 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1467162720 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :what makes you think that works < 1467162723 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467162728 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​///hackenv/bin/wisdom: line 2: : No such file or directory < 1467162731 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1467162739 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm: cannot remove `/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/env/.hg/store/data/canary.orig': Is a directory \ Done. < 1467162742 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's precisely the locale it uses by default < 1467162761 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` printf %s\\n LANG=en_US.UTF-8 'f=$(find wisdom -path "wisdom/*${1,,}" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; rnooodl < "$f"' > bin/wisdom < 1467162766 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467162775 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467162778 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​///hackenv/bin/wisdom: line 2: : No such file or directory < 1467162782 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :why this < 1467162800 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat bin/wisdom < 1467162801 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :LANG=en_US.UTF-8 \ f=$(find wisdom -path "wisdom/*${1,,}" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooooooooodl; rnooodl < "$f" < 1467162834 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also we have a nice `mkx command :( < 1467162863 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` set -x; source bin/wisdom Ørjan < 1467162866 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​++ source bin/wisdom $'\303\230rjan' \ +++ LANG=en_US.UTF-8 \ ++++ find wisdom -path 'wisdom/*Ørjan' -type f -print0 \ ++++ shuf -z -n1 \ +++ f= \ +++ rnooodl \ +++ echo -n // \ +++ rnooodl \ bin/wisdom: line 2: : No such file or directory \ // < 1467162899 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo $BASH_VERSIOn < 1467162901 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467162901 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo $BASH_VERSION < 1467162903 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :4.2.37(1)-release < 1467162925 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a bug that got fixed in 4.3 < 1467162931 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1467162931 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1467162934 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm: cannot remove `/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/env/.hg/store/data/canary.orig': Is a directory \ Done. < 1467162941 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :figures < 1467162946 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/wisdom < 1467162948 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :F="$(find wisdom -path "wisdom/*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl < 1467162957 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least let me fix that other shit < 1467162977 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry i was reverting everything just because sed ganged up on me < 1467163005 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Å < 1467163007 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Å _is_ a village in Norway, unless you're the BBC and don't understand things on top of letters. < 1467163010 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? å < 1467163012 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​å is the same letter as Å, unless you're HackEgo and don't understand things on top of letters. < 1467163019 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo tr A-ZØ a-zø > bin/lowercase < 1467163023 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467163024 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm how does that even work < 1467163024 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163025 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​//cat: : No such file or directory < 1467163030 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :fffuuu < 1467163033 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`before < 1467163045 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/lowercase//#!/bin/bash \ tr A-Z a-z | sed 's/Ø/ø/g' < 1467163053 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :tr doesn't handle utf-8, i guess < 1467163058 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't have to < 1467163070 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` set -x; source bin/wisdom Ørjan < 1467163072 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​++ source bin/wisdom $'\303\230rjan' \ ++++ shuf -z -n1 \ +++++ lowercase \ +++++ echo $'\303\230rjan' \ ++++ find wisdom -path 'wisdom/*ørjan*' -type f -print0 \ +++ F=$'wisdom/\303\270rjan' \ +++ rnooodl \ +++ echo -n $'\303\270rjan//' \ +++ rnooodl \ +++ cat $'wisdom/\303\270rjan' \ ørjan//Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IR < 1467163080 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? of course it does... < 1467163095 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, just changing that stupid byte will do < 1467163115 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, but won't that break on _other_ characters containing the same byte... < 1467163159 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/? < 1467163160 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed "s/noo\+dl/nooodl/;s/ *$//") \ topic1=$(echo "$topic" | sed "s/s$//") \ cd wisdom \ if [ \( "_$topic1"_ = "_ngevd"_ \) -a \( -e ngevd \) ]; \ then cat /dev/urandom; \ elif [ -e "$topic" ]; \ then cat "$topic" | rnooodl; \ elif [ -e "$topic1" ]; \ then cat "$topic1" | rnooodl; < 1467163172 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm wondering why Å worked... < 1467163183 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh it didn't < 1467163189 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're separate entries. < 1467163217 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo sed 's/./\l&/g' > bin/lowercase < 1467163218 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :now _that's_ insane. wisdom actually depends on Å _not_ being lowercased. < 1467163221 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467163225 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163228 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/lowercase: line 1: /g: No such file or directory \ sed: -e expression #1, char 5: unterminated `s' command \ d-module//D-modules are just modules over the ring of differential operators. Taneb invented them. < 1467163237 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1467163242 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467163244 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/lowercase < 1467163246 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed s/./\l&/g < 1467163249 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1467163252 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm dumb < 1467163259 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo "sed 's/./\l&/g'" > bin/lowercase < 1467163262 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163265 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467163266 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​//cat: : No such file or directory < 1467163277 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1467163278 0 :moon__!~moon_@tx-76-1-74-221.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1467163290 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo "sed 's/./\l&/g;s/Ø/ø/g'" > bin/lowercase < 1467163292 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163293 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467163295 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​//cat: : No such file or directory < 1467163299 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :whaaa < 1467163319 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` lowercase <<< Ørjan < 1467163320 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ørjan < 1467163326 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :this works < 1467163332 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You ought to just use mk and sled < 1467163337 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :shush < 1467163365 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` set -x; source bin/wisdom Ørjan < 1467163368 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​++ source bin/wisdom $'\303\230rjan' \ ++++ shuf -z -n1 \ +++++ lowercase \ +++++ echo $'\303\230rjan' \ ++++ find wisdom -path 'wisdom/*ørjan*' -type f -print0 \ +++ F=$'wisdom/\303\270rjan' \ +++ rnooodl \ +++ echo -n $'\303\270rjan//' \ +++ rnooodl \ +++ cat $'wisdom/\303\270rjan' \ ørjan//Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IR < 1467163374 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :but why < 1467163378 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera is too proficient at bash to use HackEgo safely < 1467163378 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat bin/wisdom < 1467163379 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :F="$(find wisdom -path "wisdom/*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}//" | rnooooooodl; cat "$F" | rnoooooooodl < 1467163440 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163443 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ørjan//Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers without noticing it. < 1467163445 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163447 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​//cat: : No such file or directory < 1467163455 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :final space < 1467163459 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck < 1467163482 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm i think `? has a precaution against that < 1467163485 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/? < 1467163486 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed "s/noo\+dl/nooodl/;s/ *$//") \ topic1=$(echo "$topic" | sed "s/s$//") \ cd wisdom \ if [ \( "_$topic1"_ = "_ngevd"_ \) -a \( -e ngevd \) ]; \ then cat /dev/urandom; \ elif [ -e "$topic" ]; \ then cat "$topic" | rnooodl; \ elif [ -e "$topic1" ]; \ then cat "$topic1" | rnooodl; < 1467163515 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*Ørjan*" -type f < 1467163519 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/ørjan < 1467163527 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1467163550 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. maybe that's good enough. < 1467163566 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo 'f="$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooooooodl; rnoooooooodl < "$f"' > bin/wisdom < 1467163568 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION leaves izabera to it < 1467163570 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467163573 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163575 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/wisdom: line 1: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `"' \ /hackenv/bin/wisdom: line 2: syntax error: unexpected end of file < 1467163584 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo 'f=$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooooooodl; rnoooooooodl < "$f"' > bin/wisdom < 1467163586 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163587 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467163588 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/wisdom: line 1: rnooooooodl: command not found \ /hackenv/bin/wisdom: line 1: : No such file or directory < 1467163593 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1467163603 0 :iaglium!~i@c-67-190-234-214.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467163607 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it had to happen some time. < 1467163613 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is not my fault < 1467163616 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1467163620 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo 'f=$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; rnoooodl < "$f"' > bin/wisdom < 1467163622 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is not my fault < 1467163625 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467163625 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163627 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​///hackenv/bin/wisdom: line 1: : No such file or directory < 1467163646 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :HOW MANY FUCKING O'S < 1467163672 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` type rnoodl < 1467163675 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/`: line 4: type: rnoodl: not found < 1467163681 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls bin/rno* < 1467163682 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` type rnooodl < 1467163684 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` type rnoooodl < 1467163687 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1467163689 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/rnoooodl < 1467163693 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls bin/rno* < 1467163694 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rnooooooooodl is /hackenv/bin/rnoooooodl < 1467163695 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/`: line 4: type: rnoooodl: not found < 1467163697 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/rnooodl < 1467163702 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: 3 hth < 1467163711 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo 'f=$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnoooodl; rnoooodl < "$f"' > bin/wisdom < 1467163715 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467163717 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You should just pipe the whole thing into one rnooodl < 1467163717 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163717 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :protip: `run is the only one which doesn't apply it. < 1467163720 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/wisdom: line 1: rnoooodl: command not found \ /hackenv/bin/wisdom: line 1: : No such file or directory < 1467163730 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(echo -n ...; cat ...) | rnooodl < 1467163730 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo 'f=$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; rnooodl < "$f"' > bin/wisdom < 1467163734 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467163743 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: NOT NOW FFS < 1467163749 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo 'f=$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; rnooodl < "$f"' > bin/wisdom < 1467163750 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467163751 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163753 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​///hackenv/bin/wisdom: line 1: : No such file or directory < 1467163764 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` set -x; source bin/wisdom Ørjan < 1467163765 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​++ source bin/wisdom $'\303\230rjan' \ ++++ find wisdom -ipath 'wisdom/*Ørjan*' -type f -print0 \ ++++ shuf -z -n1 \ +++ f=$'wisdom/\303\270rjan' \ +++ rnooodl \ +++ echo -n $'\303\270rjan//' \ +++ rnooodl \ ørjan//Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers without not < 1467163780 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait what? now it worked? < 1467163804 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` set -x; source bin/wisdom Ørjan < 1467163806 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​++ source bin/wisdom $'\303\230rjan' \ ++++ find wisdom -ipath 'wisdom/*Ørjan*' -type f -print0 \ ++++ shuf -z -n1 \ +++ f=$'wisdom/\303\270rjan' \ +++ rnooodl \ +++ echo -n $'\303\270rjan//' \ +++ rnooodl \ ørjan//Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers without not < 1467163806 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` set -x; source bin/wisdom Ørjan < 1467163808 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​++ source bin/wisdom $'\303\230rjan' \ ++++ find wisdom -ipath 'wisdom/*Ørjan*' -type f -print0 \ ++++ shuf -z -n1 \ +++ f=$'wisdom/\303\270rjan' \ +++ rnooodl \ +++ echo -n $'\303\270rjan//' \ +++ rnooodl \ ørjan//Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers without not < 1467163819 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163822 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​///hackenv/bin/wisdom: line 1: : No such file or directory < 1467163826 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` bin/wisdom Ørjan < 1467163830 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ørjan//Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers without noticing it. < 1467163841 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163842 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ørjan//Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers without noticing it. < 1467163847 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: trailing space, i said < 1467163851 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1467163854 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck that < 1467163858 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1467163866 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :so this works now < 1467163872 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom å < 1467163874 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Å//Å _is_ a village in Norway, unless you're the BBC and don't understand things on top of letters. < 1467163880 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay < 1467163888 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo 'f=$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); { echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//"; cat "$f"; } | rnooodl' > bin/wisdom < 1467163889 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom å < 1467163891 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1467163892 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163892 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​å//å is the same letter as Å, unless you're HackEgo and don't understand things on top of letters. < 1467163895 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: : No such file or directory \ // < 1467163906 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163908 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: : No such file or directory \ // < 1467163910 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ẘhat < 1467163916 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163917 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i type this fucking thing without a trailing space < 1467163919 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ørjan//Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers without noticing it. < 1467163936 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is my stupid client adding a trailing space in the first place < 1467163941 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom Ørjan < 1467163942 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ørjan//Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers without noticing it. < 1467163967 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dunno. in other cases it usually happens due to nick completion. < 1467164008 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`hog wisdom/å < 1467164011 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ learn \xc3\xa5 is the same letter as \xc3\x85, unless you\'re HackEgo and don\'t understand things on top of letters. < 1467164036 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat bin/hog < 1467164037 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hg log --template "{desc}\n" -- "$@" < 1467164067 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` grep -r lowercase bin < 1467164074 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/learn:topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//') \ bin/learn_append2:topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\? .*//') < 1467164084 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa whoa whoa < 1467164088 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :learn is sacred < 1467164091 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` grep -rl lowercase bin < 1467164093 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/learn \ bin/learn_append2 \ bin/mislearn \ bin/slashlearn \ bin/learn_append \ bin/multicode \ bin/? \ bin/gs2.py \ bin/bookofeso \ bin/tomfoolery \ bin/units < 1467164103 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? to < 1467164105 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :to? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1467164109 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: there are also some in le/ < 1467164117 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` grep -r lowercase le < 1467164118 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :le/rn_append:topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | cut -d / -f 1) < 1467164152 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1467164168 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat 'bin/``' < 1467164169 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ export LANG=C; exec bash -O extglob -c "$@" | rnooodl < 1467164170 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: also, as i've been trying to point out, there's a wisdom entry that depends on Å _not_ being affected by lowercase < 1467164174 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat 'bin/``' < 1467164177 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat 'bin/`' < 1467164179 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ export LANG=C; exec bash -O extglob -c "$@" | rnoooodl < 1467164180 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ TIMEFORMAT="real: %lR, user: %lU, sys: %lS" \ shopt -s extglob globstar \ eval -- "$1" | rnooooooodl < 1467164230 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would it depend on a character being broken < 1467164234 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i fear that soon learn will be massacred < 1467164245 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: because there's one entry for å and one for Å < 1467164263 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :[0] days since oerjan last punned < 1467164421 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quote from wikipédia: “libidinal energy being subjected to relentless sublimation under capitalism”. tdnh. < 1467164454 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1467164475 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ẃíḱíṕéd́íá < 1467164519 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ẃíḱíṕe̋ḋíá hth < 1467164527 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily wb < 1467164533 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: is that freudian marxism < 1467164569 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can say that capitalism has had little effect on my libido < 1467164610 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: that's just because you don't take advantage of all the viagra offers tdnh < 1467164615 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think work energy and libidinal energy are separate magisteria < 1467164625 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: they're phishing attempts < 1467164643 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :phiendish < 1467164707 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :phausible. < 1467164719 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :help < 1467164723 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the meaning of thausible < 1467164725 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: phroblem? < 1467164731 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? thausiblee < 1467164732 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A thausiblee is the recipient of a thausible action. < 1467164740 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? thausible < 1467164741 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thausible? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1467164761 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn A thausible action is one commited toward a thausiblee. < 1467164766 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'thausible': A thausible action is one commited toward a thausiblee. < 1467164780 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :another wikipédian quote: “ temporal, historical, and ontological disjunction in which the ostensible immediacy of presence is replaced by "the figure of the ghost as that which is neither present, nor absent, neither dead nor alive."” < 1467164788 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1467164794 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn A thausible action is one committed toward a thausiblee. < 1467164798 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned 'thausible': A thausible action is one committed toward a thausiblee. < 1467164822 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? action < 1467164823 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :action? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1467164862 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1467164869 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :15:56:36: FireFly: plausible, thanks < 1467164871 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn An action should always have an equal and opposite reaction, whenever thausible. < 1467164874 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'action': An action should always have an equal and opposite reaction, whenever thausible. < 1467164875 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't knw why you made me logread that. < 1467164879 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was underwhelming. < 1467164909 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: what are magisteria, if I may enquire? < 1467164922 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: we'll try to be more whelming in the future. < 1467164930 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`card-by-name whelming < 1467164935 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whelming Wave \ 2UU \ Sorcery \ Return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents. \ BNG-R, DDO-R < 1467164951 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: thausible actions are temporal, historical, and plausible hth < 1467164997 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: like science and religion < 1467165109 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1467165151 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-overlapping_magisteria twh < 1467165368 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :so maybe a better word would be energitropia... < 1467165380 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :minus the r < 1467165393 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1467165396 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1467165399 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's dumb < 1467165459 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :non-overlapping industridominia < 1467165664 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :byeoily < 1467165929 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bonnuitopia! < 1467166188 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Another idea of new keyword ability of Magic: the Gathering would be, while this object is on the stack, no other spells/abilities can target anything that this spell/ability targets. As a part of this object's resolution, all of this spell/ability's targets become sheltered. Any player, object, or zone which is sheltered cannot be targeted. As a state-based action, all sheltered players/objects/zones become unsheltered if the stack is empty and t < 1467166224 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your message was cut off. < 1467166283 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :if the stack is empty and there are no pending triggers. < 1467167371 0 :Etaoin!1f938684@gateway/web/freenode/ip.31.147.134.132 QUIT :Quit: BOOM < 1467167750 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: GREENHOUSE CHICKEN < 1467168100 0 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin QUIT :Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1467168978 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467169037 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pawbable claws: Police can enter your house on the grounds that they have reason to believe there's an adorable kitty inside that they want to snuggle with < 1467169119 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1467169443 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@massages-groud < 1467169443 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1467169451 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@massages-loug < 1467169451 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily said 15h 19m 55s ago: hppavellon[1]. ¡!. < 1467169564 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ask boily ...how did you know about that? I sent that exact message to a friend via Hangouts literally 7 minutes ago. ⸘who are you‽ < 1467169564 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1467169624 0 :bauen1!~bauen1@ip5f5ac2bf.dynamic.kabel-deutschland.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1467169925 0 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1467169956 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :twyndyllyngs < 1467169989 0 :bauen1!~bauen1@ip5f5ac2bf.dynamic.kabel-deutschland.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1467171871 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1467173024 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1467175215 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467175581 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1467175925 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are there any ways to exploit Relativity to make legally difficult situations? < 1467175942 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :e.g. exploiting simultaneity so that you commit a crime from some points of view but not from others? < 1467175954 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/points of view/reference frames/ < 1467175973 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you might get a speeding ticket hth < 1467176023 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Yes, but you're unambiguously speeding if you're traveling at relativistic speeds even from your- wait, that doesn't work, does it? < 1467176046 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1467176065 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, maybe we should change speeding laws from "It's illegal to drive faster than the posted limits" to "It's illegal to cause your surroundings to move faster than the posted limits while driving" < 1467176072 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? speeding < 1467176110 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :speeding? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1467176115 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I suppose the easiest way to exploit relativity is using the twin paradox to mess with the age of consent < 1467177929 0 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-umtvmbjfkcrxtvdf JOIN :#esoteric < 1467179353 0 :bauen1!~bauen1@ip5f5ac2bf.dynamic.kabel-deutschland.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1467179611 0 :bauen1!~bauen1@ip5f5ac2bf.dynamic.kabel-deutschland.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1467180634 0 :bauen1!~bauen1@ip5f5ac2bf.dynamic.kabel-deutschland.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1467180838 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1467182636 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@172.242.251.240 JOIN :#esoteric < 1467186535 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: the courts will clear it up < 1467186660 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:486c:9a74:6326:fb13 JOIN :#esoteric < 1467186759 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1467188846 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cabcpewichdrvhoy QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1467188878 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nîte < 1467189134 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"If you came across a genie and it granted you one wish, what would you wish for?" (Peace on earth. | < 1467189134 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :A bajillion dollars. | Success and happiness for my family and friends. | To look young forever.) < 1467189197 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure if I have a bajillion dollars I can bring peace on earth, and if I look young forever I can use my eternal youthfulness to get money from other people with ridiculous products and schams < 1467189472 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dollars just would become worthless quite quickly. < 1467189500 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the third wish is the one where you end up in a glass coffin. < 1467189522 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-aqkkjzkekmfexfmh JOIN :#esoteric < 1467189615 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course the first one might be the one that sets time back by a billion years or two. < 1467189752 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, to summarize, the options are: Destroy Earth. | Destroy USD based economy. | Success and happiness for my family and friends. | Die young. < 1467190120 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@pin22-2-78-207-27-9.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467190380 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@pin22-2-78-207-27-9.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1467190663 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I were to bring Einstein from the past to the present, would that qualify as irony? < 1467190699 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :At first I thought it would, because relativity is the thing that really, physically prohibits time travel (I'm looking at you, tachyonic antiteleiPhone) < 1467190712 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, I don't think that that includes a rule about bringing someone from the past to the present < 1467191345 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I forget, am I supposed to hate Sir Isaac Newton? The internet probably has a rule about this, but I don't remember it < 1467191622 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@172.242.251.240 QUIT :Quit: Bye < 1467191672 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:486c:9a74:6326:fb13 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1467192341 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I literally looked up what the most boring government agency is < 1467192347 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bureau of Land Management < 1467192351 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure enough, there are memes about it < 1467192359 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Mostly regarding blacklivesmatter though) < 1467193028 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://hassciencegonetoofar.com/sriracha-2-go-review-solved-an-unthinkable-problem-see-how/ < 1467193031 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :omg < 1467193375 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The server crashes if the user's password is a resolvable URL" < 1467193388 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm scared to open the explainxkcd page because it might be a reference to a real bug < 1467193398 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1467193438 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1467193494 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :imagine//Imagine was the only song not interrupted after two stanzas on the opening ceremony of the 2012 London Olympic Games, a calm moment in an otherwise chaotic rush through fifty pop songs. < 1467193538 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: I don't think it's a reference to one particular bug, just a whole class of bugs. Like, you know, those that just interpolate a user-submitted password into an SQL statement literally. Or those that compare passwords with a php operator that converts strings to numbers if they start with a digit, so "1foobar" == "1quux" < 1467193578 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, username user < 1467193631 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/imagine < 1467193637 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just discovered something < 1467193649 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas < 1467193651 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? universe < 1467193660 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A universe is a poem in one stanza. < 1467193662 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you enter .com in firefox, it converts to some sort of unicode name that could be a resolvable url < 1467193664 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess there were many universes in that ceremony. < 1467193672 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So you could have a domain name with an emoji name < 1467193680 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: but there have been cases when stuff have tried to resolve URLs in untrusted documents and download them, most importantly the ones where an XML reader read an external thingy that supposedly contained XML entity definitions required for decoding XML. < 1467193692 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: punycode is no firefox thing < 1467193696 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a standard < 1467193698 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: Well yeah < 1467193699 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1467193710 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: I didn't say it was JUST a firefox thing < 1467193720 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: I meant that firefox was by test group < 1467193721 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then there's certain thumbnail-makers that ran viruses in documents when you just looked at the list of files with icons and thumbnails. < 1467193725 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :N=firefox < 1467193735 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, unicode has a "Reversed hand with middle finger raised" emoji < 1467193738 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's surprising < 1467193742 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1467193745 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :old news < 1467193825 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :N=firefox < 1467193894 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: Oh really? I bet skin tone emoji are old news too, aren't they < 1467193910 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And "Love Hotel" < 1467193943 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :middle finger and skin tones went through media a lot < 1467193946 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you've already heard that unicode is going to include small images originating in Japan as characters even < 1467193977 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And there's a group emerging called the "Unicode Consortium" that aims to make a single unified character set- but you knew that already, didn't you? < 1467194014 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :🖕🏻 < 1467194027 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :unicode included small images originated in japan since years < 1467194035 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pile of poo is an example.of that < 1467194057 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1467194399 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b JOIN :#esoteric < 1467194988 0 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-umtvmbjfkcrxtvdf QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1467195519 0 :spockers!~spockers@unaffiliated/spockers QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1467195546 0 :spockers!~spockers@unaffiliated/spockers JOIN :#esoteric < 1467197034 0 :moon_!~AndChat17@tx-76-1-74-221.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1467197982 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: And of course you already know about the eye and shirt color emoji modifiers? < 1467198250 0 :asie!~asie@asie.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: I checked the explainxkcd, it's *not* a reference < 1467198252 0 :asie!~asie@asie.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :(thankfully) < 1467198269 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, looking for a list of major modern human cultures < 1467199148 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here's an idea for a scientific experiment... < 1467199261 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Take a collection of modern pop music- selected by some objective metric (perhaps a preliminary experiment?) that excludes blatantly autotuned music and anything targeted at teenage girls- then doctor it to sound like an older song in terms of sound quality and play it for old people (40s, 50s) and see what they think < 1467199308 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In comparison to little-known-but-mainstream music from the same time period that the main group is targeted for < 1467199472 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdQY7BusJNU AKA The Induction Song < 1467199478 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? induction < 1467199492 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :induction? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1467200018 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467200141 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1467200694 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ugh, it's annoying that there isn't a central database of airplane wing masses for various models < 1467200802 0 :iaglium!~i@c-67-190-234-214.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: Bed Time < 1467201446 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-aqkkjzkekmfexfmh QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1467202493 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahoily. < 1467202499 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just thought of a little social experiment I want to do < 1467202547 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :See if people share image macros explaining science that most people don't care about which reinforce their political viewpoints < 1467202558 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Spoiler: They do) < 1467202627 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Basically, counter the "JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS" people with bullshit science regarding the construction of the WTC that claims that the steel used in the towers contained certain intentionally-added impurities that made it stronger, but also lowered its melting point < 1467202650 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, I'm not a 9/11 conspiracy theorist or anything < 1467202653 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it'd be interesting to see < 1467202660 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I'll even get on snopes =D < 1467202754 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavellon[1]! < 1467202807 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase_diagram#/media/File:Brosen_ironcarbon.svg ← you can use this < 1467202813 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@massages-loud < 1467202813 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1] asked 9h 14m 8s ago: ...how did you know about that? I sent that exact message to a friend via Hangouts literally 7 minutes ago. ⸘who are you‽ < 1467202828 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how did I know what? < 1467203107 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : boily said 15h 19m 55s ago: hppavellon[1]. ¡!. < 1467203142 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't know. I was punctubalancing. I'm a renowned Capitalist hth. < 1467203318 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: ACTION CHICKEN < 1467205249 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ha! If you google "\"Kilometers to pounds\"", you get links to sites that offer conversion because they don't really limit themselves < 1467205299 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if I can crash a site with this... < 1467206173 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, I just had a rather entertaining idea for a story < 1467206198 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like... 15% fanfiction, and the rest is original content < 1467206205 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Basically, take all the major fandoms < 1467206212 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And have them wage an all-out war < 1467206235 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Each one forced to adhere to the rules of their own universe, while having access to their universe's technology < 1467206327 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(For example, the Whovians have access to TARDi, sonic screwdrivers/shades/trowels, and psychic paper; Star Wars fans (aka good human beings) control spacecraft, blasters, lightsabres, and have a motherfucking deathstar at some point; bronies... well, they're basically the Swiss) < 1467207411 0 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1467207817 0 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-251-254.xtpr.umontreal.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1467207914 0 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-251-254.xtpr.umontreal.ca QUIT :Excess Flood < 1467207939 0 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-251-254.xtpr.umontreal.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1467208851 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1467209358 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467209390 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467209643 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just did some simulations, and if you were to make a 100 piece puzzle and allow people to purchase < 1467209672 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...pieces individually and at random- that is, they purchase a piece but don't know which piece it is out of the set < 1467209691 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :They would, on average, need to purchase 479.7 pieces to get a full puzzle < 1467209694 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(N=10) < 1467210278 0 :gniourf!~gniourf@pdm-l03.insa-lyon.fr QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1467210311 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: don't you mean 518.7 pieces on average? < 1467210331 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: ...did you do your own simulation? < 1467210352 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: not this time. but it's a well-known problem called the coupon-collector problem, right? < 1467210369 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :he didn't do the simulation, he knows the numbers by heart < 1467210376 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coupon_collector%27s_problem < 1467210377 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: Because I have the patent rights to individualized jigsaw puzzle piece purchase simulation. You owe me $180,000 < 1467210394 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.drunkmenworkhere.org/170 hurts my brain < 1467210396 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: when's the patent from? < 1467210405 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: I'm bet it's invalid because there's prior art < 1467210442 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: That's never bothered the US patent office before < 1467210448 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least, where software is concerned < 1467210476 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: besides, the number is totally unrealistic in practice, it only works for insanely stupid distributors where each piece is equally likely and the individual pieces you buy are independent < 1467210506 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: Well how wouldn't they be independent? < 1467210519 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: And, I suppose, we assume no one forms a coalition to trade pieces < 1467210527 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: real-world distributors simply have one or two of the pieces inaccessible, or skew them so you only get a random among the first 90 pieces from booster packs shipped to the West Coast, and 90 other pieces from booster packs to the East Coast < 1467210553 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: if you just omit a single piece from the packs, then nobody can complete the puzzle, but they have to buy a lot of packs till they can prove you're doing that < 1467210571 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :omitting a piece completely from everywhere is a dumb way, it gets you tarred and feathered < 1467210572 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(if 1000 people each buy 100 pieces for a 100 piece puzzle and trade their extras to those who need it, there will be many more completed puzzles than if each acts independently) < 1467210575 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but there are much better ways to do this < 1467210591 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can just make some of your pieces more likely than others < 1467210644 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, and have a shitton of tiny letter legal disclaimer text on the packs, saying (if anyone can dig throuhg the language) that you don't guarantee uniform distribution < 1467210647 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: Well I get that, but you said "and the individual pieces you buy are independent" < 1467210670 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: yes. if you only get West Coast pieces because you live on the West Coast, then they're not independent < 1467210697 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: Ah, that makes sense < 1467210713 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So have the ultra-rare piece that has a bit of gold on the edge? < 1467210718 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you get West Coast pieces, which never include that particular blue one with no identifying features in the sky, and East Coast citizens never get that brown piece from the ground < 1467210838 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: no no! you can have shiny (foil) premium cards, but they shouldn't be just the rares. make every tenth pack have a premium card, and make sure people notice that any piece can be premium, so sooner or later someone will want to collect an all-premium puzzle and trade premiums more expensively than other pieces. but that's orthogonal to ordinary rarity. < 1467210885 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, http://russell2.math.bme.hu/~ambrus/sc/info1/info1-gyx-spoiled.html contains a simulation of a similar (but not identical) problem < 1467210923 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and people have certainly simulated this sort of stuff ages ago, since back on early computers, with their punched cards and core memory and very flawed random generator routines. < 1467210929 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you can screw your patent. < 1467212355 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1467214572 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1467214726 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm... it's said that a polytime solution to an NP-C problem collapses all of NP into P- that is, the discovery of a polytime solution to an NP-C problem proves P=NP < 1467214769 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I've never actually seen anything concrete about this- granted, I haven't seen the proof either (though reading the formal definition of NP-C gives a pretty clear idea of the proof) < 1467215017 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1467215131 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I'd like to see a Python program (or other easy-to-read code- even pseudocode) that assumes a builtin function that solves the TSP (decision version, of course) and solves Sudoku puzzles on n^2*n^2 boards of n*n blocks < 1467215401 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467215828 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Git question. Does the reflog store the dates of the resets (as opposed to the dates of creating the commits)? If so, how do I display them? < 1467216118 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1467216391 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1467217569 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i generate interesting random pictures? < 1467217610 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i tried to produce a valid netpbm by printing a header and then dumping it from /dev/urandom and i can't distinguish two different pictures < 1467218142 0 :^v!~v^@me.pxtst.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1467218187 0 :^v!~v^@me.pxtst.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1467218231 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try some of my farbfeld programs and see if any of those help? < 1467218257 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :where are they? < 1467218283 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://zzo38computer.org/fossil/farbfeld.ui/ < 1467218288 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1467218290 0 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just random RGB will probably only end up looking grey < 1467218308 0 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :What kind of random images are you thinking of? < 1467218774 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, what kind of random images do you want anyways? < 1467218804 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :not sure < 1467218916 0 :gniourf!~gniourf@pdm-l03.insa-lyon.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1467219659 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is one example that can make random pictures: bitff 100 100 h 000000 111111 222222 333333 444444 555555 666666 777777 888888 999999 AAAAAA BBBBBB CCCCCC DDDDDD EEEEEE FFFFFF < /dev/urandom | ff-enlarge | ff-bright rgb 0 .15 2 | ff-paeth d | ff-convolve 9 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 | ff-bright a 1 < 1467220628 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1467220651 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw i really like your idea to make them valid shell scripts that compile themselves < 1467222645 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467222895 0 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-eplwvorkwjjxuqfz JOIN :#esoteric < 1467223187 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Human Microphone seems susceptible to telelphoning < 1467223216 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Occupy Bath is likely the most absurd movement < 1467223294 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: re: Einstein.... now if you were to bring Einstein back to life "now" (murky concept, hmm) one million light years away... < 1467223316 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Your point? < 1467223332 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: I think I missed the beginning of this < 1467223333 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :that *would* violate causality. < 1467223340 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well yeah < 1467223346 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I'm assuming we bring him back on earth < 1467223352 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: you said something 9 hours ago < 1467223358 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Yes, I remember that < 1467223373 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: But that sounded like you had already said something about this that I missed < 1467223386 0 :augur!~augur@76-218-206-38.lightspeed.sntcca.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467223386 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is, afaik, less than 1000000 ly across < 1467223401 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had not... I was at work < 1467223537 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :millipede, micropede, nanopede... < 1467223637 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`olist 1042 < 1467223697 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :olist 1042: shachaf oerjan Sgeo FireFly boily nortti b_jonas < 1467223718 0 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :o < 1467223745 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? olist < 1467223761 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :olist is update notification for the webcomic Order of the Stick. http://www.giantitp.com/comics/ootslatest.html < 1467223765 0 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooo < 1467223827 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also there's a new 13-page PDF apparently. < 1467223944 0 :augur!~augur@76-218-206-38.lightspeed.sntcca.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1467224129 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:486c:7700:75ae:aa3c JOIN :#esoteric < 1467224373 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The true mark of the success of your rogue nation of religious fanatics is when Wikipedia's "Capital Punishment" infobox includes you execution method of choice as a "Modern" method < 1467224394 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@pin22-2-78-207-27-9.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467224608 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The United States: Literally the only world superpower to still have the death penalty in effecct < 1467224814 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@pin22-2-78-207-27-9.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1467225166 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, could an actually-humane death penalty be enacted by reverting to a gas chamber (let's pretend that that's not horrifying) and replacing the oxygen with CO2? Because the body can't detect lack of oxygen (according to The Martian- the most scholarly document of the millennium), so the person wouldn't really notice. We can even make it a nice room with a bookshelf (stocked, of course, with The Martian, the Holy Bible, the Qu'ran, the < 1467225166 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Book of Mormon, the full works of Shakespeare, the important Einstein papers, A Brief History of Time, and any other relatively-easy-to-obtain books the condemned requests), a cozy armchair, nice yellow light, and perhaps a pipe < 1467225223 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The condemned is likely given several hours to make peace before the final process is initiated- they get to finally initiate it (they hit the button), but if they wait too long it starts automatically < 1467225236 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, y'know, we could just not execute people < 1467225247 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But if we have to, this is how we should do it < 1467225273 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Executing prisoners should be done by the same standards that we perform euthanasia on the terminally ill < 1467225645 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Death penalty is a mistake. Sometimes you will make a mistake in figuring out who is guilty, and then you cannot fix it because they are already dead. Nevertheless the prisoner should be allow to suicide by themself < 1467225658 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Yeah, that's what I basically think < 1467225737 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: The death penalty should be a voluntary thing- in certain sentences (specifically NOT including short sentences, because slightly unstable people will threaten to demand euthanasia if convicted which may result in a hung jury), the prisoner should be allowed to just end it instead < 1467225767 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because if I were to be in supermax for the rest of my life- solitary 23 hours a day, fed alone- I'd probably just go for death < 1467225835 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that can be a reasonable idea. < 1467225881 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Save energy too, by being dead; the dead need not to eat. < 1467225928 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :But, the people in the prison should be allowed to write too. Everyone must be allowed to write < 1467225998 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Yeah, of course < 1467226012 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: And probably some rather limited internet of some sort < 1467226023 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: And reasonable pricing on phone calls < 1467226765 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@pin22-2-78-207-27-9.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467227087 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in df, vampires also don't have to eat < 1467227151 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@pin22-2-78-207-27-9.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1467227440 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:486c:7700:75ae:aa3c QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1467227466 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :When you start installing an application from a verified publisher and your antivirus immediately goes off < 1467227864 0 :^v!~v^@me.pxtst.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1467227894 0 :^v!~v^@me.pxtst.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1467228036 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1467228053 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :freefull//FreeFull is either full of freedom or free of fulldom, we are not sure. < 1467228109 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi < 1467228134 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: The body can detect CO2 very well < 1467228145 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: Maybe it's something else? < 1467228150 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: Nitrogen would work well < 1467228593 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1467228597 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :treant//Treants are genericized ents for intellectual property reasons. < 1467228804 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1467228807 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :soap//Soap is the main ingredient for the iridescent visions that internet startups sell to investors. < 1467229470 0 :Elronnd!elronnd@znc.dank.ninja QUIT :Quit: Let's jump! < 1467229591 0 :Elronnd!elronnd@znc.dank.ninja JOIN :#esoteric < 1467230110 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell boily I ate 04p08o09u11t12i13n04e yesterday. < 1467230110 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1467230567 0 :nycs!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1467230637 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1467230951 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1467231160 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467233634 0 :wob_jonas!59858794@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.89.133.135.148 JOIN :#esoteric < 1467233716 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Did you pout afterwards? < 1467233756 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: A bit. < 1467233768 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was poutine my proper place, that's for sure. < 1467233860 0 :wob_jonas!59858794@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.89.133.135.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :great, there was a new o while I was away < 1467233860 0 :wob_jonas!59858794@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.89.133.135.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :#1042 < 1467233991 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wob_jonas: There's also an 8-page PDF < 1467234732 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :idea: take a script < 1467234735 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :or a file < 1467234738 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :any file < 1467234744 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :round its size to a multiple of 3 < 1467234757 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :find x and y such that x * y * 3 == filesize < 1467234774 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :then run cat - file <<< "P6 $x $y 255" > out.pbm < 1467234781 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you can see what your code looks like in pictures < 1467234789 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :or what your file looks like in pictures < 1467234798 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :or what your jpg picture looks like in pictures < 1467234884 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :go for it < 1467234899 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a way to get a picture out of HackEgo ? < 1467235045 0 :wob_jonas!59858794@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.89.133.135.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: yes, there's a command that lets you fetch a file from HackEgo's file system through HTTP, and you can view the pic locally that way < 1467235055 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is it? < 1467235082 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :paste? < 1467235083 0 :wob_jonas!59858794@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.89.133.135.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dunno < 1467235087 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1467235117 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You might as well do the whole thing locally. < 1467235132 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just found out that multiplying numbers together makes them very large very quickly < 1467235239 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :this wouldn't be a problem but pixels are small < 1467235273 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so? < 1467235293 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :so if i do this with a script i need a lot of code to make something visible < 1467235301 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the question is: how do you choose x and y? < 1467235311 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you may stretch < 1467235350 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, if you have 1000000 bytes, do you make 2^6 * 5^6? < 1467235409 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll just pick the closest divisor to sqrt < 1467235817 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1467235843 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought about wether or not picking lowest and highest prime factors together will result in a good ration < 1467235847 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :-n < 1467235892 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, if you have 2,3,5,7,11,13,17 you will make 2*17*5*11 and 3*13*7 < 1467235907 0 :nycs!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1467235969 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1467235995 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1467236015 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1467236130 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@pin22-2-78-207-27-9.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467236167 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467236302 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1467236429 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467236734 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :pictures are pretty dull though, this is my /bin/bash http://i.imgur.com/mJxsB7J.png < 1467237167 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorta like paplay --raw /bin/bash i guess < 1467237862 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1467237871 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467238020 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467238231 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@pin22-2-78-207-27-9.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1467238611 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1467238875 0 :moon_!~AndChat17@tx-76-1-74-221.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467239099 0 :wob_jonas!59858794@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.89.133.135.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'll have to invest a point to modern times history. I'm sometimes getting fed up with the lots of stupid people here in the town, especially about how they keep blocking your way in mass transport vehicle doors (they want to get on FIRST, before other people, they don't care if people can't get off) or underpass corridors. < 1467239161 0 :moon_!~AndChat17@tx-76-1-74-221.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just program everyone tp want to get in first. Boom. Worldwide traffic jam < 1467239178 0 :wob_jonas!59858794@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.89.133.135.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should relieve some stress by hurling choice insults on them, but I want to make the insults politically correct, in the sense that it shouldn't accidentally seem like I'm insulting their appearance or origins. Sadly that can gets a bit tricky when it comes to public transport, which is why I'll need to learn some history. < 1467239406 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1467239438 0 :wob_jonas!59858794@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.89.133.135.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if there's a specific good guidebook for this. < 1467239457 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1467239460 0 :wob_jonas!59858794@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.89.133.135.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know very little about history, I don't even know what books are worth to look at. < 1467240476 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :woe be jonas < 1467240841 0 :wob_jonas!59858794@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.89.133.135.148 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah I see! they use row vectors < 1467241010 0 :wob_jonas!59858794@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.89.133.135.148 QUIT :Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client < 1467241513 0 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467242171 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467242216 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@massages-loud < 1467242216 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf said 3h 21m 46s ago: I ate 04p08o09u11t12i13n04e yesterday. < 1467242225 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellochaf! how was it? < 1467242233 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :not very good hth < 1467242252 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :smoke's poutinerie, more like scow's poutinerie < 1467242472 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should try poutine with duck meat and green peas hth < 1467242683 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1467242792 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1467242870 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Duck meats, green peas and boiled fleas. < 1467243180 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think that boiled fleas are edible hth < 1467243189 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellørjan. do you eat boiled fleas? < 1467243347 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :moily. only crushed and hidden in flour hth < 1467243384 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i don't eat ducks < 1467243386 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :or meat < 1467243417 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fortunately green peas alone are a good protein source. i think. < 1467243418 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467243434 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wanna show you something < 1467243440 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you guess what this is? ls *mp3 | grep -v -- -rihanna | cut -d- 3-5 > out < 1467243493 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: moily? < 1467243502 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a bash command that's also valid in (( )) < 1467243509 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :be amazed < 1467243532 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i was surprised too. < 1467243550 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: you should then try egg curry poutine. < 1467243557 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: how do you like 04s08m09o11k12e13'04s 08p09o11u12t13i04n08e09r11i12e? < 1467243563 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rainbows are tg < 1467243604 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :not tried yet. when I'll West Coast I'll smoke's. < 1467243618 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tg < 1467243628 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :TG is short for Turing-Gödel, the highest possible level of difficulty for a multiplayer game. At this level, it's undecidable whether you can manage to halt before losing or not. < 1467243655 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But they have east coast locations. < 1467243670 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :In fact the majority of them are. < 1467243740 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? poutine < 1467243744 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Poutine was Pouti and boily's sister until the tragic cheese accident. < 1467243754 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION google the smoke < 1467243757 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd forgotten that one < 1467243801 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think that's one of my better ones. < 1467243872 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the nearest and reachablest smoke's are in Ottawa. < 1467244111 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1467244151 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467244214 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1467244215 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` v=5; while (( ls *mp3 | grep -v -- -rihanna | cut -d- 3-5 > out )); do echo -n "$v "; done < 1467244218 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 3 2 1 0 < 1467244240 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467244241 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how cool is this?! < 1467244271 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's my obfuscation technique < 1467244271 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1467244311 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467244500 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1467244514 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1467244611 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabellora. there's a negative rihanna in there. it's conspicuously egregiously salient hth. < 1467244640 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1467244726 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer