< 1466812868 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :scowchaf? shascow? < 1466812880 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: whoa whoa whoa < 1466812882 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@wn scowly < 1466812884 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :No match for "scowly". < 1466812887 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1466812895 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: to repeat, it's not yolŋu, but the same family. < 1466812963 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: warlpiri? < 1466812990 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shoachoaf! < 1466812993 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*ding*(o) < 1466813007 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( shoachoaf sounds strangely Bavarian... ) < 1466813025 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466813028 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :møøse//Møøse is Norwegian for moss. < 1466813033 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466813037 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody//Nobody killed the cyclops Polyphemos after he tried to eat a shipful of sailors, and this perceived injustice made Poseidon so mad he swore vengeance at him and the gods couldn't calm him down for ten years. < 1466813047 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466813049 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rhenium//Rhenium is a precious metal. It can be found nowhere in Earth because the Enemy has used up all of it for forging the One Ring. < 1466813061 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Igler i møøsen. < 1466813219 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :did oerjans wisdom once read future expert in lazy computation? < 1466813219 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? odysseus < 1466813221 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :odysseus? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466813244 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: i dunno < 1466813312 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Odysseus was a Greek nobody, who somehow got famous for horsing around. < 1466813315 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'odysseu': Odysseus was a Greek nobody, who somehow got famous for horsing around. < 1466813328 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1466813330 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Aren't you an expert in past computation? < 1466813335 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Being Precambrian? < 1466813339 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mv odysseu{,s} < 1466813340 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mv: cannot stat `odysseu': No such file or directory < 1466813359 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: well given i haven't really programmed for ages, sounds about right < 1466813365 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mv wisdom/odysseu{,s} < 1466813368 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466813386 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: And you're not American anyway. < 1466813394 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i.imgur.com/ViHGGeg.png < 1466813458 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :washington, er, maybe jefferson, or was he later? some adams guy maybe. < 1466813467 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :definitely not. < 1466813487 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :made a small http server in bash http://arin.ga:8080/ < 1466813491 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a Garfield in there, innit? < 1466813493 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://arin.ga:8080/srv source is here < 1466813503 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i cannot name the first four norwegian kings (medieval, we haven't had four modern ones yet) in order either. < 1466813531 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: in the first four? < 1466813537 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't hack me < 1466813553 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabellora. as if we were going to be hacking you :P < 1466813576 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :if someone can, they're in this chan < 1466813590 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: darn. he was the 20th. < 1466813606 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote if someone can, they're in this chan < 1466813609 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1284) if someone can, they're in this chan < 1466813642 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :also nobody else knows it exists < 1466813742 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i.imgur.com/iRy6j43.png < 1466813744 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ken m is tg < 1466813839 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :conclusion: mr machines see the future hth < 1466813920 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote If we don't study the mistakes of the future we're doomed to repeat them for the first time :( < 1466813922 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1285) If we don't study the mistakes of the future we're doomed to repeat them for the first time :( < 1466814015 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:3813:cace:de85:deff:fe55:967a QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1466814093 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :irc is the only medium where brexit isn't on topic < 1466814103 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm so glad it exists < 1466814401 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: now i'm just reading ken ms < 1466814404 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i.imgur.com/G4uwvB3.png < 1466814524 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://i.imgur.com/5oQV7rN.png < 1466814605 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks he's reached his ken m quota < 1466814929 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i.imgur.com/mOvuYhY.png http://i.imgur.com/bz6BAdb.png http://i.imgur.com/N6aImsQ.png < 1466814932 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :these are great < 1466815560 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1466815734 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is doing some ancient catching up instead http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/podcasts/podcast015.html < 1466815991 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? oerjan < 1466815994 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your mysterious articled cackling zombie overlord kommisjonær emeritus oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a Precambrian Norwegian who mildly dislikes Roald Dahl with a pasjon. Lately when he tries to remember a word, "amortized" pops up. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He sometimes puns without noticing it. < 1466816006 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That wisdom entry has too many adjectives. < 1466816010 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No room to add more adjectives. < 1466816013 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :<\oren\> Finnxit <-- surely one should use the proper name and say Suxit hth < 1466816067 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's funny because politics < 1466816074 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i,i poistuomi < 1466816089 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: can you confirm/deny twh < 1466816096 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time fizzie < 1466816097 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for fizzie is Sat Jun 25 00:54:57 2016 < 1466816423 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1466816832 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ken M is apparently the best troll ever. how can we aspire to such greatness? < 1466816881 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :EU got 1GB of free space. < 1466816900 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :brexit offtopic stahp < 1466816932 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell hppavilion[1] grep has a -r option hth < 1466816932 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1466817008 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? brexit < 1466817012 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :brexit is like a break, except when there's no surrounding loop, in which case it's like an exit. < 1466817081 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn brexit is a command to forcefully exit, releasing 1GB of free space. < 1466817081 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lets talk about bitcoin...and how thanks to certain political events not to be mentioned i just may have enough to make that purchase... < 1466817084 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned 'brexit': brexit is a command to forcefully exit, releasing 1GB of free space. < 1466817292 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What about the 1NI? < 1466817375 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bitcoin is still alive? < 1466817443 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://m.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/4pmrpt/bitcoin_price_be_like/ < 1466817443 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: what, are you liquidating your britcoin position? < 1466817484 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh...i never held any GBTC < 1466817906 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1466817975 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466817977 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :abstract nonsense//We would have an explanation of abstract nonsense here, but it fled into a diagram and we haven't been able to chase it. We will try again once we find an abstract machete. < 1466817992 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466817995 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :john//John is not Hziulquoigmnzhah of Cykranosh, the dread spawn of Cxaxukluth, according to http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4072 < 1466817999 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466818001 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf//shachaf sprø som selleri and cosplays Nepeta Leijon on weekends. He hates bell peppers with a passion. The unit of fun punnery is named after him. < 1466818039 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :HackEgo: nepeta leijon is dead < 1466818051 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466818053 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :universe//A universe is a poem in one stanza. < 1466818173 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466818176 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :derangement//"Green tandem" is a derangement of "derangement". < 1466818502 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466818504 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :burlesque//Burlesque is only the sexiest language on Earth. (See: http://mroman.ch/burlesque) < 1466818639 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/derangement < 1466818653 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e < 1466818904 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled wisdom/derangement//s/"\([^"]*\)"\([^"]*\)"\([^"]*\)"/"\3"\2"\1"/ < 1466818907 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/derangement//"derangement" is a derangement of "Green tandem". < 1466818925 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd derangement//s/G/g/ < 1466818930 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/derangement//"derangement" is a derangement of "green tandem". < 1466820370 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell Etaoin You probably _can_ get it from the euler identity somehow, but it seems easier to me to get _both_ from the Taylor power series for exp, sin and cos. Well, it all gets a bit circular so there are probably several choices for how to bootstrap the definitions. < 1466820370 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1466820423 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: another unintentional pun? tdnh < 1466820474 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell etaoin Hm wait, euler identity seems a little weak. You want at least Euler's formula. < 1466820474 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1466820490 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: well at least i noticed it before you said it. < 1466820609 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466820723 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ARGH < 1466820743 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does /who \oren\ not say orenwatson.be? < 1466820760 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com <-- what's this crap < 1466820801 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :orenwatson.be.mad < 1466820813 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/reverse-dns-for-ec2s-elastic-ip-addresses/ hth < 1466820865 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could just get a cloak, though. < 1466820892 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, the clothing? I have one. < 1466820902 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@google irc cloak < 1466820904 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/IRC/Cloaks < 1466820928 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could use a cloak... boily@chicken.chicken.chicken < 1466820981 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe if you get Chicken Scheme to provide IRC cloaks. < 1466821034 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell etaoin It's pretty direct from that + conjugation, actually. < 1466821034 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1466821057 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( TRIPLICATE CHICKEN ) < 1466821874 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION snatches the departicken word from oerjan. thanks! < 1466821906 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok well we'll see if this form does anything... < 1466822060 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :he\\oren\. what colour is your cloak? < 1466822154 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466822249 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :black < 1466822263 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's interesting that https://faq.ssa.gov/ics/support/default.asp?deptID=34019&_referrer= (which is a rather shitty URL) doesn't have a "What the hell is social security" entry < 1466822271 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1466822271 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :waterproof, too < 1466822335 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.cuidadodesalud.gov/es/ is the spanish healthcare.gov. One must wonder why they need the /es/ < 1466822533 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably as opposed to catalan? < 1466822631 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[2]: As opposed to /en/. < 1466822647 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466822706 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: having a BiG fRiDaY nIgHt Eh? < 1466822715 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think he's asking why it's the default < 1466822731 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: does your cloak billow? < 1466822848 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: quiet night here :D < 1466822859 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1466822890 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(at least I downed a few ounces of québécois gin. my patriotic gland is atrophied, and my wild party days are over...) < 1466822902 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: I don't have any cloaks yet :( < 1466822908 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1466823005 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: howzabouta quick game of sth < 1466823103 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you have anything 1v1 that can be hooked up? < 1466823156 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh probs. tend to prefer coop < 1466823293 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :not sure I can stand something coordinated atm. a little bit too sloshed >_>'... < 1466823328 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tomorrow night I'll borderlands with ya. < 1466823341 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :for now, time to express a pillow. < 1466823343 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: did you replace your patriotic gland with alcohol? < 1466823353 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :<_<;;... >_>....... < 1466823361 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION whistles tunelessly < 1466823387 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: TRIPLICATE CHICKEN < 1466823821 0 :bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:7801:1fb9:709f:1388 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466824071 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466824849 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@184.63.250.216 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466824851 0 :dos!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466825064 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1466825237 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1466827999 0 :spockers!~spockers@unaffiliated/spockers QUIT :Quit: bye http://i.imgur.com/nkzOWAv.jpg < 1466828036 0 :spockers!~spockers@unaffiliated/spockers JOIN :#esoteric < 1466828404 0 :dos!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1466829671 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466829995 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466830030 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1466830295 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1466831794 0 :augur!~augur@208-90-212-15.PUBLIC.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466833371 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1466835391 0 :Melvar`!~melvar@dslb-088-066-188-188.088.066.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466835430 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-088-066-188-188.088.066.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1466835433 0 :Melvar`!?@? NICK :Melvar < 1466835526 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-088-066-188-188.088.066.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1466836876 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1466837253 0 :augur!~augur@208-90-212-15.PUBLIC.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466839843 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@184.63.250.216 QUIT :Quit: Bye < 1466844805 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` dc <<<11+11+11+11+11+11+1+1+1+1+1+1+P11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+1+1+P11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+P11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+P111P11+11+11+11+P11+11+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+P111+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+P111P111+1+1+1+P11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+P11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+1+P11+11+11+P < 1466844832 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :dc: stack empty \ dc: stack empty \ dc: stack empty \ dc: stack empty \ dc: stack empty \ dc: stack empty \ dc: stack empty \ dc: stack empty \ dc: stack empty \ dc: stack empty \ dc: stack empty \ Hello, world! < 1466846236 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1466846643 0 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-drsoqnycydrbanhx QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466846736 0 :Cale!~Cale@2607:fea8:9840:324:58c2:98f3:e7ff:280e PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` dc <<<"11 11+11+11+11+11+1+1+1+1+1+1+P11 11+11+11+111+1+P11 11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+P11 11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+P111P11 11+11+11+P11 11+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+P111 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+P111P111 1+1+1+P11 11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+P11 11+11+11+11+11+11+11+11+1+P11 11+11+P" < 1466846753 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hœllo, world! < 1466846764 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: there's a reason for the stack overflows: the idea was to use as few distinct characters as possible < 1466846771 0 :Cale!~Cale@2607:fea8:9840:324:58c2:98f3:e7ff:280e PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1466846807 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'm going through old files and this turned up) < 1466846893 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` dc <<<11111111111111111111111111111zP < 1466846897 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​. < 1466846903 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` dc <<<11111111111111111111111111111zp < 1466846904 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1466846906 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm. < 1466846996 0 :Cale!~Cale@2607:fea8:9840:324:58c2:98f3:e7ff:280e PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` dc <<<11111111111111111111111111111Zp < 1466846997 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :29 < 1466847224 0 :heroux!~heroux@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-osabncgmqcpxkaki JOIN :#esoteric < 1466847261 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :true, that'll work. < 1466847303 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: oh, I didn't ever think of Z < 1466847307 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :in an idealized version of dc, zzzz...zzzzP will work < 1466847338 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(with 3179672657468351522 z-s in a row... okay, that can be shortened quite a bit) < 1466847484 0 :Cale!~Cale@2607:fea8:9840:324:58c2:98f3:e7ff:280e PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, whoa, how did the code for e get so mangled there... < 1466847505 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: not really, 1830 bytes are enough < 1466847512 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` python -c 's="Hello, world!\n"; print "".join((ord(d)-ord(c))%256*"z"+"zP" for c,d in zip("\0"+s, s))' | dc < 1466847520 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello., world! < 1466847547 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah wait... < 1466847551 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you are right < 1466847552 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466847563 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it goes through two byte realm < 1466847580 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it would take much less z's than 3179672657468351522 < 1466847705 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: printing 0x48, 0x65, 0x65, 0x6c, 0x2c20, 0x776f, 0x726c64, then... hmm, the final part is a bit off. < 1466847773 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :H/e/l/l/o/, /wo/rld!/ ends up with 1919706161 characters < 1466847807 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: let's cheat and use H/e/l/l/o/, /Wo/rl/d!\n instead :) < 1466847831 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :7103522 z's < 1466848036 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :dropping the comma may be the nicer cheat, and that allows H/e/l/l/o/ w/or/ld!/ with 7103537 characters. you should get 6562074, I think? < 1466848065 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh I'm counting the Ps, too, but you need an extra z for each P anyway. < 1466848431 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the final number to print + 1 + number of characters < 1466848454 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :lifthrasiir: no, final number + 2 * number of prints < 1466848455 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, no, P consumes < 1466848457 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1466848469 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why, exactly, does "hello world" in whatever language this is take up kilobytes? < 1466848500 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e was doing it with the smallest number of unique bytes < 1466848505 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in this case, only with z and P < 1466848516 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1466848555 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: in any case zP approach is very viable, I guess < 1466849275 0 :Cale!~Cale@2607:fea8:9840:324:58c2:98f3:e7ff:280e PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if we were to allow ourselves the alphabet "1d+P", how short could we make the program? There's a lot of room for common subexpression elimination. < 1466849371 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` dc << d+dd++ < 1466849768 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the real waste seems to be that the no values are preserved across the P instructions < 1466849810 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :very tricky. < 1466850064 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`zalgo dc < 1466850095 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466850099 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo dc | zalgo < 1466850102 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :d̊ͯc̗̆ < 1466850105 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zalgo is the only Haskell program on HackEgo, I think. < 1466850126 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess there's also quines/haskell. But I compiled that one into bash. < 1466850135 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like python to me < 1466850145 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, maybe I compiled it into Python? < 1466850148 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat quines/haskell < 1466850149 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo 'main=putStrLn$(<*>)(++)show"main=putStrLn$(<*>)(++)show"' < 1466850163 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or maybe you mean zalgo. < 1466850369 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I meant zalgo < 1466850472 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, the more naive main=putStr s>>print s;s="main=putStr s>>print s;s=" is shorter < 1466850670 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` find -name '*zalgo* < 1466850671 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/`: eval: line 4: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `'' \ /hackenv/bin/`: eval: line 5: syntax error: unexpected end of file < 1466850676 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` find -name '*zalgo*' < 1466850682 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Feel free to improve it. < 1466850687 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quines/haskell < 1466850699 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :main=putStrLn$(<*>)(++)show"main=putStrLn$(<*>)(++)show" < 1466850706 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​./bin/zalgoverload \ ./bin/zalgoerjan \ ./bin/zalgo \ ./.hg/store/data/zalgo.d \ ./.hg/store/data/bin/zalgo.d \ ./.hg/store/data/bin/zalgoverload.i \ ./.hg/store/data/bin/zalgo.i \ ./.hg/store/data/bin/zalgo2.i \ ./.hg/store/data/bin/zalgoerjan.i \ ./.hg/store/data/zalgo.o.i \ ./.hg/store/data/zalgo.hi.i \ ./.hg/store/data/zalgo.i \ ./.hg/store/ < 1466850734 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just adapted the old ap(++)show"ap(++)show" < 1466850757 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :right. < 1466850888 0 :Reece`!~Ner@host-92-13-213-128.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466851053 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ( echo 'main=putStr s>>print s'; echo 's="main=putStr s>>print s\ns="' ) > quines/haskell < 1466851057 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466851063 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat quines/haskell < 1466851064 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :main=putStr s>>print s \ s="main=putStr s>>print s\ns=" < 1466851329 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Two-line quine? That's a bit scow, given how HackEgo renders newlines. < 1466851351 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I guess it's unavoidable. < 1466851352 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quines/c < 1466851353 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#include \ char*a="#include \nchar*a=\"@\";\nvoid main(){char*b=a;for(;(*a)!=0;a++){switch(*a){case '@':if(!(*b))putchar('@');for(;(*b)!=0;b++){switch(*b){case '\"':case '\\\\':putchar('\\\\');putchar(*b);break;case '\\n':putchar('\\\\');putchar('n');break;default:putchar(*b);}}break;default:putchar(*a);}}}"; \ void main(){cha < 1466851353 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :pfft < 1466851369 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ( echo 'main=putStr s>>print s;s="main=putStr s>>print s;s="' ) > quines/haskell < 1466851372 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466851426 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :woah < 1466851454 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :long, *void* main... < 1466851465 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's wrong with void main? < 1466851477 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's only allowed in free-standing implementations < 1466851548 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that true? < 1466851591 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks like it can be defined "in some other implementation-defined manner". < 1466851601 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess it's not too standard. < 1466851619 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits quines/c < 1466851625 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj < 1466851644 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, okay, it's less strict than I recall. < 1466851681 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ( echo '#include '; echo 'int main(){char *s="#include %cint main(){char *s=%c%s%c;printf(s,10,34,s,34,10);}%c";printf(s,10,34,s,34,10);}' ) > quines/c < 1466851684 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466851741 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh, wait a sec, if that's now "int main", where's the return? < 1466851804 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :In C99 you don't need to return from main. < 1466851809 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kind of scow if you ask me. < 1466851814 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quines/c++ < 1466851815 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /hackenv/quines/c++: No such file or directory < 1466851833 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :please write a quine in the c++ template system twh < 1466851891 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/r /r/g' quines/c < 1466851894 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466851938 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :sled :'( < 1466851972 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure even learning how to use C++ templates require sacrificing a newborn program to the great Oracle of mlatu, who governs sanity and destruction. Or something. < 1466851986 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: funny thing... the return is optional, and reaching the end of the main function is defined as producing an exit code of 0... *if* the return type is int. < 1466852003 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :("compatible with int" is the precise formulation) < 1466852018 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :void * main() < 1466852032 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(depending on your definition of "compatible with int", this might work!) < 1466852888 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it's not my definition. < 1466853199 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I'm not quite sure what the definition is... as far as I can see it allows for typedefs. (with typedef MYINT int, MYINT is compatible with int) < 1466853373 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh also signed int and int are compatible. < 1466853430 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :But unsigned int and signed int are not. Such fun. < 1466853859 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466853909 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1466854556 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:38e4:39f6:de85:deff:fe55:967a JOIN :#esoteric < 1466855934 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:38e4:39f6:de85:deff:fe55:967a QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466856102 0 :APic!apic@apic.name QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1466857686 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` dc << .tmp-clipper-instruction-trace < 1466877497 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466877498 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` file .tmp-clipper-instruction-trace < 1466877501 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​.tmp-clipper-instruction-trace: CLIPPER instruction trace < 1466877503 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` rm .tmp-clipper-instruction-trace < 1466877508 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466877543 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in your case the text was "/* zpipe" < 1466878787 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: probably priority issue. contact file(1) maintainer. < 1466878809 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'm pretty sure that the magics do include "/*" rules for C/C++ files) < 1466878981 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I looked up "Intergraph Clipper" in Wikipedia, and I have managed to find it. < 1466879028 0 :augur!~augur@208-90-212-15.PUBLIC.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466879257 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-088-066-188-188.088.066.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1466879536 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-088-066-188-188.088.066.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466881289 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? comonad < 1466881323 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Comonads are just monads in the dual category. < 1466881501 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn_append comonad They are hard to get into. < 1466881513 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'comonad': Comonads are just monads in the dual category. They are hard to get into. < 1466882076 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Are they? < 1466882358 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least in the same sense as that monads are hard to get out of :-P < 1466882404 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I also have not yet found comonads useful, personally... I'm sure it's entirely my own fault. < 1466882453 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Come *on*! .tmp at the root directory? < 1466882481 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a /tmp that's a tmpfs, and a tmp/ that's unversioned. < 1466882502 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/root/hackenv/ < 1466882524 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -lad .tmp < 1466882527 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access .tmp: No such file or directory < 1466882538 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was .tmp-clipper-instruction-trace and got removed already. < 1466882543 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, up there < 1466882548 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :(But still made two commits, of course.) < 1466882676 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think monads are hard to get out of either. < 1466882682 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: To be fair, tmp/ is a new innovation. < 1466882684 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? shaventions < 1466882686 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shaventions include: before/lastfiles, culprits, hog/hogue, le//rn, mk/mkx, sled/sedlast, spore/spam/speek/sport/1. Taneb invented them. < 1466882700 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does shaventions do? < 1466882709 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled wisdom/shanvention//s#mk#tmp/, mk# < 1466882710 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rosebud! < 1466882719 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled wisdom/shanventions//s#mk#tmp/, mk# < 1466882721 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rosebud! < 1466882812 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits bin/sled < 1466882832 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan shachaf shachaf shachaf shachaf < 1466882848 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :so many! < 1466882891 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls wisdom/shavention < 1466882892 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/shavention < 1466882897 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh because oerjan needed 3 attempts to add the movie spoiler < 1466883934 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmmmm.... flaming hot sled < 1466883964 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/sled < 1466883968 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[[ "$1" == ?*//* ]] || { echo 'usage: sled file//script'; exit 1; }; key="${1%%//*}"; value="${1#*//}"; [[ -f "$key" ]] || { echo 'Rosebud!'; exit 1; }; sed -i "$value" "$key" && { echo -n "$key//"; cat "$key"; } < 1466883991 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1466884001 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled wisdom/shavention//s#mk#tmp/, mk# < 1466884005 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/shavention//shaventions include: before/lastfiles, culprits, hog/hogue, le//rn, tmp/, mk/mkx, sled/sedlast, spore/spam/speek/sport/1. Taneb invented them. < 1466885729 0 :dos!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466886352 0 :dos!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1466886576 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1466886851 0 :dos!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466887342 0 :dos!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1466887583 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466887585 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar CYUL < 1466887586 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 251900Z 24009KT 30SM FEW075 BKN250 29/10 A3012 RMK CU1CI6 CU TR SLP202 DENSITY ALT 1500FT < 1466887687 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :parse error. "Density altitude is the altitude relative to the standard atmosphere conditions (ISA) at which the air density would be equal to the indicated air density at the place of observation." - that did not help. < 1466887708 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KOAK < 1466887708 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KOAK 251853Z AUTO 27006KT 10SM CLR 23/11 A2996 RMK AO2 SLP145 T02330106 < 1466887715 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KSJC < 1466887715 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KSJC 251853Z 31004KT 10SM CLR 28/11 A2995 RMK AO2 SLP140 T02780111 < 1466887724 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1466887725 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KSAN < 1466887725 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KSAN 251851Z 19006KT 10SM SCT019 21/15 A2990 RMK AO2 SLP126 T02060150 $ < 1466887746 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KSMF < 1466887746 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KSMF 251853Z 34008KT 10SM CLR 31/11 A2991 RMK AO2 SLP128 T03060106 < 1466887844 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellochaf. are you still in KOAK? < 1466887850 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Close enough. < 1466887888 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KPHX < 1466887888 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KPHX 251851Z 22006KT 10SM FEW120 FEW250 38/09 A2984 RMK AO2 SLP079 T03830089 < 1466887981 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually the International Standard Atmosphere looks like a great concept < 1466888051 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is imagining a big room of people negotiating what the standard atmosphere should be like... and signing a treaty agreeing to adjust their respective climates accordingly < 1466888286 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it should be blue! < 1466888327 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially at night < 1466888866 0 :PinealGlandOptic!~PinealGla@82.144.205.57 QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1466889289 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar EGLL < 1466889289 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :EGLL 251950Z AUTO 27008KT 9999 NCD 16/11 Q1017 NOSIG < 1466889864 0 :augur!~augur@208-90-212-15.PUBLIC.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466892123 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the international sky should be CCCCFF < 1466892270 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\, that's a bit pinky for my taste < 1466892278 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about BBDDFF < 1466892570 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-088-066-188-188.088.066.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466892871 0 :augur!~augur@208-90-212-15.PUBLIC.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466893966 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu JOIN :#esoteric < 1466894394 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1466894808 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu QUIT :Quit: That's what she said < 1466895488 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu JOIN :#esoteric < 1466895517 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: MOMENTARY CHICKEN < 1466896525 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466897071 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:3814:a30c:de85:deff:fe55:967a JOIN :#esoteric < 1466897442 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:3814:a30c:de85:deff:fe55:967a QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466898221 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:3814:a30c:de85:deff:fe55:967a JOIN :#esoteric < 1466898266 0 :dos!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466898915 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:3814:a30c:de85:deff:fe55:967a QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer