< 1463530058 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463530310 0 :oren!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :꙳ < 1463530413 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: At first I thought you meant rolled counterclockwise rather than clockwise. < 1463530438 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you care about the rolling direction? < 1463530851 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463531039 0 :Melvar`!~melvar@dslb-092-072-177-170.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1463531130 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-084-062-098-064.084.062.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1463531170 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-084-062-098-064.084.062.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1463531302 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1463531373 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@massages-loud < 1463531373 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :You don't have any messages < 1463531424 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Comfort of the familiar. < 1463531440 0 :Froox!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Quit: *bubbles away* < 1463531488 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf is a familiar? < 1463531550 0 :oren!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, so swedes roll cinnamon buns azimuthally, while finns roll them longitudinally? < 1463531572 0 :oren!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting < 1463531595 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :he\\wooobackspacebackspacenobackslashesAAAAAAAAAAAabortabortabortaboren! < 1463531612 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what happened to your eponymous backslashes? < 1463531633 0 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The ones rolled the "correct" (i.e. wrong) way remind me of http://gifflar.com/wp-content/themes/gifflar/images/cinnamon-bag.png < 1463531649 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do swedish-speaking finn roll them? < 1463531655 0 :oren!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`nick \oren\ < 1463531656 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: nick: not found < 1463531660 0 :oren!?@? NICK :\oren\ < 1463531668 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :goddamn it < 1463531691 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: you'll have to roll your own cinnamon buns hth < 1463531698 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: Yeah, Pågen's Gifflar are kind of the cheapest possible borderline-acceptable rendering of the thing. < 1463531699 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1463531700 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've made them in the past, although i rolled mine incorrectly < 1463531727 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a couple magnitudes off the real thing, though. < 1463531772 0 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I've had any cinnamon buns rolled the finnish way < 1463531784 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here's something else that's annoying. In the Europe song The Final Countdown, the lyrics imply that the narrator is leaving Earth ("And maybe we'll come back / To earth, who can tell?"), and is going to Venus ("We're heading for Venus (Venus) / And still we stand tall"), but then they say: "With so many lightyears to go". What sort of Earth-Venus route *can* they be taking that has "so many ... < 1463531790 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :... lightyears". < 1463531793 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1463531924 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: FWIW, I don't think the rolling has that much of an effect on the taste, and the BLABAR ones were perfectly acceptable. I just go "but that's wrong" whenever I see them rolled the usual way. < 1463531946 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: could you enthicken 幻 hth < 1463532035 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :If any of y'all ever happen to be in the Finland, though, I'd recommend http://www.yelp.com/biz/caf%C3%A9-succes-helsinki-2 < 1463532105 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizziello. “500 error. Woof, something went wrong. Sorry about that!” < 1463532114 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh. < 1463532119 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Well, they might've left Earth a long time ago. < 1463532131 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :They aren't saying that they're on Earth now. < 1463532142 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I was also using Yelp to look at cinnamon buns and I also got a 500 error. < 1463532147 0 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: probably. < 1463532255 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Well, maybe. But the first part is: "We're leaving together, -- And maybe we'll come back / To earth, who can tell? -- We're leaving ground (leaving ground) / Will things ever be the same again?" < 1463532259 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I mean, maybe you can read them as currently leaving some other place, and still "coming back" to Earth, but I don't think that's a very natural interpretation. < 1463532309 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course (at least in this transcription) it's a lowercase-earth, so maybe it's not Earth-earth. < 1463532358 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I've never heard that song. < 1463532404 0 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. < 1463532410 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :We find that strange. < 1463532430 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, maybe I've heard it and I just don't remember. < 1463532467 0 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it's more a thing over here < 1463532473 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Maybe they're using lightyears as a measure of time instead of distance. < 1463532477 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I.e. years. < 1463532509 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess they're a Swedish band, that could be. < 1463532514 0 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's probably just meant to be technobabbly and sound spacey < 1463532534 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :The music video has a sign on it that says "Rökning förbjudet" and all. < 1463532543 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I tend to just not know popular songs. < 1463532546 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know a few, though. < 1463532547 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/t"/n"/ < 1463532678 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Europe has achieved new attention in the US due to being featured in a GEICO Insurance cable television commercial campaign viewed for many months across the US in 2015-16." < 1463532854 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :europe is so small that america hardly cares about it < 1463532859 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i.imgur.com/SLBqUWY.jpg < 1463533059 0 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think it works like that < 1463533079 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like the way North America (and Greenland) is there too. < 1463533214 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :qhoily < 1463533287 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bonsœirjan. < 1463533416 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: it makes you think, doesn't it < 1463533449 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION sings “you spin me right round ♪” < 1463533466 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( that burner makes a helluva noise... ) < 1463533569 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: What are the white things on the cinnamon bun? Sugar? < 1463533703 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aVgZleqdy4 < 1463533719 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I think it's probably just map projections, they can be confusing like that. And yes, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nib_sugar < 1463534952 0 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila JOIN :#esoteric < 1463534953 0 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1463535408 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1463535422 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463535725 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1463536669 0 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1463537408 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily < 1463537668 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :quinthellopia! < 1463537691 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently the grilf has got a new mechanical keyboard, and she wants to smack me with it to make sure it's solid enough... < 1463537695 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how's life? < 1463537867 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just crafted a portal2 badge < 1463537898 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :got a coupon for a game that looks fun that i would probably never get to play < 1463537905 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the kb nkro? < 1463538092 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :no? dunno? < 1463538197 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1463538251 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, I'm battling against an old iMac, trying to install ubuntu on it. < 1463538286 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(all-in-one desktop thing, from a friend's mom.) < 1463538294 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(fungotting machine de mes deux qui veut rien savoir. < 1463538295 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: man. it just so happens that today, the 13th of april. another day of uneventful but highly satisfying deliveries. everyone is dead. in this timeline ( i.e. just scroll down, read it later, somehow. < 1463538296 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :) < 1463538300 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :) < 1463538387 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1463538413 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :while you're battling can you tell whether the mech kb is nkro? < 1463538485 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yup, NKRO. < 1463538625 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :one of the Cooler Masters with cherry browns. the model was running at a good price on amazon.ca, which was quite unusual. < 1463538766 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-pqfcnnjhtrhocyxj JOIN :#esoteric < 1463538788 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice. < 1463538853 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :mine has cherry mx reds < 1463538855 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course I prefer Ducky, but you don't look a gift keyboard in the switches. < 1463538868 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :tell her she should start learning steno < 1463538871 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never tried the reds. do they live up to the "cloud of boobs" hype? < 1463538875 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's why i got mine < 1463538883 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh :D < 1463538908 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've not heard this hype, but they certainly have no variations in resistance along their travel < 1463538913 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :and a fairly long travel < 1463538915 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :meanwhile, «Firefox ne peut établir de connexion avec le serveur à l'adresse en.wikipedia.org.» wtf. < 1463538929 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :try the french one < 1463538948 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :«Firefox ne peut établir de connexion avec le serveur à l'adresse fr.wikipedia.org.» < 1463538954 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the fungot is going on. < 1463538954 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: good idea! the thought of that??? you are quite a sn0b simple. the defaced the walls of his room. john. return, he teaches her to fly a little higher, to see if john is of course. < 1463538993 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay, it reappeared... < 1463538998 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is spooked < 1463539018 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION puts a spookfish on boily's head < 1463539040 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wildly flails around with a spookfish on his head < 1463539072 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.typewriter.be/images/grandjean-03b.jpg ? < 1463539098 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that the french steno layout? < 1463539117 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems weird < 1463539122 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also incomplete < 1463539127 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463539132 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i doubt it's right < 1463539147 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's... something. it has keys. < 1463539173 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's time for me to reconcile my head with a carefully thrown pillow. < 1463539180 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bonnuitopia! < 1463539191 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: WITH CHICKEN < 1463539240 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh. apparently that is correct. < 1463539349 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://molarmanful.github.io/ESMin/ another golfscript cousin? < 1463539386 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1463540185 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1463540699 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463541790 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1463541945 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463542267 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@2a03:b0c0:0:1010::ca:e001 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Depends on the steno theory, I guess < 1463543536 0 :ybden!~ybden@unaffiliated/ybden QUIT :Quit: probably < 1463543939 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463545866 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1463546771 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1463547094 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463547821 0 :P4g4n!~Pagan@67.219.148.18 JOIN :#esoteric < 1463547890 0 :P4g4n!~Pagan@67.219.148.18 PART #esoteric : < 1463548442 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463548829 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1463550481 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1463551448 0 :MDead!~MDude@c-73-187-225-46.hsd1.pa.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463551531 0 :shikhin_!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1463551610 0 :Melvar`!?@? NICK :Melvar < 1463551644 0 :yorick_!~yorick@ip51cd0513.speed.planet.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1463551644 0 :yorick_!~yorick@ip51cd0513.speed.planet.nl QUIT :Changing host < 1463551644 0 :yorick_!~yorick@oftn/oswg-member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1463551717 0 :FreeFull_!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1463551749 0 :Sprocklem_!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1463551974 0 :clog!~nef@bespin.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1463551975 0 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1463551975 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1463551975 0 :MDude!~MDude@c-73-187-225-46.hsd1.pa.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1463551975 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1463551975 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1463551976 0 :catern!~catern@catern.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1463551976 0 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/oswg-member/yorick QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1463551992 0 :MDead!?@? NICK :MDude < 1463552028 0 :catern!~catern@catern.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1463552051 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia JOIN :#esoteric < 1463552440 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1463552754 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo 'oerjan' | sed soeø < 1463552755 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ørjan < 1463552768 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, that won't show up properly in the logs < 1463552824 0 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-ihysaikxxkpqkuqs QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1463552866 0 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-zehtrqbxobdalcgf JOIN :#esoteric < 1463554810 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? chitandael < 1463554846 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :chitandael? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1463554847 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ch-ch-ch-chitandael < 1463554896 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :chitandael is an angel, like uriel or gabriel < 1463554914 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you sure it's not a pair of rescue rangers < 1463554951 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fairly certain < 1463555061 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it's actually a japanese pun about a chracter named chitanda eru) < 1463555138 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(mine is a pun about characters named chip and dale) < 1463555705 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :OMG < 1463555760 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1463556077 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463556355 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1463556413 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net QUIT :Quit: Bye < 1463556979 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463557700 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Villains Journey? < 1463557737 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Frankly, I'm not a fan of the Hero's Journey because it doesn't feature proper branching capabilities- you can never have a Hero's Journey tragedy < 1463557968 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hero's Journey... Villain's Journey... Mook's Journey... Sidekick's Journey... Innocent Bystander's Journey... 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NICK :Xe < 1463565199 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1463565229 0 :lynn!sid154965@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-esngaxngkdeeczni JOIN :#esoteric < 1463565246 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-fvnhqwoivsvniftf JOIN :#esoteric < 1463565251 0 :incomprehensibly!sid3405@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-slepervcddpyflbi JOIN :#esoteric < 1463565267 0 :lynn!?@? NICK :Guest28296 < 1463565977 0 :TellsTogo!d458ff4f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.88.255.79 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1463566279 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-092-072-177-170.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1463566353 0 :mtve!~mtve@10130.x.rootbsd.net QUIT :Quit: Terminated with extreme prejudice - dircproxy 1.2.0 < 1463566620 0 :mtve!~mtve@10130.x.rootbsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463566729 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463568936 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-pqfcnnjhtrhocyxj QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1463569815 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1463569910 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PART #esoteric : < 1463569975 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woke up in time for my exam but now I am really stressed < 1463570354 0 :impomatic!~impomatic@253.165.199.146.dyn.plus.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1463570357 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanelle. which one is it today? < 1463570788 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :This morning was Cryptography < 1463570791 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :This afternoon is "Programming: Correctness by Construction" < 1463570865 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? hand injury < 1463570867 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? hand injuries < 1463570902 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hand injury? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1463570903 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hand injuries? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1463570936 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: sounds scary. < 1463570964 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jellonas. if you have injured yourself in the fiddly parts, please don't live any hard to clean bloodstains in the channel hth < 1463570979 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashlearn hand injuries/Hand injuries are surprisingly common among webcomic writers, see eg. http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2314 or http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0864.html < 1463570998 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «hand injuries» < 1463570999 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` cp -vi wisdom/hand\ injur{ie,y} < 1463571002 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cp: cannot stat `wisdom/hand injurie': No such file or directory < 1463571004 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` cp -vi wisdom/hand\ injur{ies,y} < 1463571011 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`wisdom/hand injuries' -> `wisdom/hand injury' < 1463571037 0 :impomatic!~impomatic@145.254.200.146.dyn.plus.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463571071 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily, I suppose it'd be common in any career that involves fiddly but repetitive movement of hands < 1463571075 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, for example, drawing < 1463571103 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: no, I think it's just that we learn more about them when it happens to someone who can't draw when his hand is injured. < 1463571115 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's common for everyone. Both my parents have hand hand injuries. < 1463571126 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh < 1463571179 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it's hereditary? < 1463571179 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :My mother injured her hand when skiing, my father injured his with a saw when woodworking, my brother has a smaller woodworking injury too. < 1463571202 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you don't know about those because they don't draw webcomics. < 1463571242 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: that's possible, although I haven't caught it yet. I get my injuries in my right knee, I get a new wound there every eight years, so it will soon be time for the fourth wound. < 1463571251 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :The third has started to fade so it's high time. < 1463571271 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like hand hand injuries < 1463571295 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( punchline: it happened at their wedding ceremony while cutting the cake ) < 1463571309 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: to whom? < 1463571326 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Both my parents have had hand injuries." < 1463571327 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas, the person holding up the cake < 1463571380 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int: ah I see < 1463571412 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: I wouldn't know about that. They didn't invite me to the wedding, and it was back when photography was expensive, so there isn't much documented evidence about it. < 1463571471 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously I'm not claiming that this actually happened < 1463571540 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :and obviously I'm stating the obvious < 1463571606 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1463571771 0 :Guest28296!?@? NICK :Lynn < 1463571801 0 :Lynn!?@? NICK :Guest49144 < 1463571832 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1463571853 0 :Guest49144!sid154965@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-esngaxngkdeeczni QUIT :Changing host < 1463571853 0 :Guest49144!sid154965@unaffiliated/lynn JOIN :#esoteric < 1463571853 0 :Guest49144!sid154965@unaffiliated/lynn QUIT :Changing host < 1463571853 0 :Guest49144!sid154965@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-esngaxngkdeeczni JOIN :#esoteric < 1463572303 0 :Guest49144!?@? NICK :Lynn < 1463574139 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: BENEFICIENT CHICKEN < 1463574207 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463574479 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1463574577 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463574638 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1463575033 0 :kline!?@? NICK :edk < 1463575060 0 :edk!?@? NICK :kline < 1463575583 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:1811:d22:cc00:2885:db7:5bde:6c42 QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1463575638 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? adopted < 1463575649 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :adopted? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1463575698 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashlearn adpoted/"Oh lord, we've adpoted another one." => Marten realizes how the webcomic he lives in works in http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2298 < 1463575703 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «adpoted» < 1463575896 0 :Lynn!?@? NICK :lynn < 1463578094 0 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-zehtrqbxobdalcgf QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1463578447 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashlearn adpoted/"Oh lord, we've adpoted another one." (about Emily) => Marten realizes what kind of webcomic he lives in in http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2298 < 1463578460 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned «adpoted» < 1463579464 0 :impomatic!~impomatic@145.254.200.146.dyn.plus.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1463579618 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tr < 1463579619 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tr? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1463579622 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? y < 1463579625 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y is a commune in France. There's nothing funny about this. < 1463580155 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? hth < 1463580156 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth is help received from a hairy toe. It is not at all hambiguitous. < 1463580158 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ymmw < 1463580158 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ymmw? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1463580686 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you happen to know an easy trick to format floating-point numbers as decimal scientific format, but with fewer digits in the exponent than the libc sprintf writes by default? < 1463580813 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1463580841 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1463580845 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't the exponent just an (unpadded) integer? How could you have less digits than that? < 1463580873 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: no, it's usually padded with zeros to at least two or three digits depending on libc, and has the sign always present < 1463580905 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: the C standard doesn't specify how many digits are used, so libcs can choose on themselves < 1463580949 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: this is actually one of the easiest ways to recognize windows's libc, because it uses three digits, and that's propagated to lots of higher level programs or functions < 1463580987 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I don't think I've seen any libc use only one digit though < 1463581083 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`perl -eprintf "%e",exp(1) < 1463581084 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2.718282e+00 < 1463581097 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ that prints 2.718282e+000 on windows < 1463581121 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1463581283 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seems to be 2 on glibc, right. < 1463581459 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: The standard *does* specify how many digits there should be in the exponent, at least in C11, and the Windows libc is in violation. < 1463581499 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :C11 7.21.6.1p8 on the 'e' conversion: "The exponent always contains at least two digits, and only as many more digits as necessary to represent the exponent." < 1463581542 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: does it now? I thought it didn't, and the windows libc was in violation "only" in how it formats and scans infinite, nan, and denormal values < 1463581599 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's that way also in C99, but not in C89. < 1463581615 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: a moment, I'll read up on this < 1463581621 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1463581632 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :In C89 it's only "at least two digits", without the "only as many more as needed" add-on. < 1463581768 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, C99 rationale: "For %e, C99 clarifies that small exponents contain at least 2 digits, but no more than are necessary to represent the value. Prior to C99, it was not clear that an arbitrary number of leading zeros were not allowed." < 1463581824 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: you're right, C99 and C11 do specify this. I didn't know that < 1463581904 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok, so my question is how I use only one digit in the exponent when that's enough. < 1463581928 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you're going to have to resort to doing string processing in C. < 1463581956 0 :xfix!~xfix@unaffiliated/xfix PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does Windows even support anything from C99 standard library (that isn't part of C++)? < 1463581979 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: ok < 1463582001 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :xfix: yes, these days (in MSVC 2013 and 2015) it has much of C99 and C11 implemented (not all though), < 1463582029 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :xfix: in particular it does implement the rint, trunc and the lrint, ltrunc functions. < 1463582047 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :"C Runtime Library": "C99 Conformance -- Visual Studio 2015 fully implements the C99 Standard Library, with the exception of any library features that depend on compiler features not yet supported by the Visual C++ compiler (for example, is not implemented)." < 1463582049 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :xfix: the support was quite bad in older versions though < 1463582068 0 :xfix!~xfix@unaffiliated/xfix PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see. < 1463582097 0 :xfix!~xfix@unaffiliated/xfix PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess it's technically a bug, but I sorta doubt Microsoft would fix it because compatibility. < 1463582117 0 :xfix!~xfix@unaffiliated/xfix PRIVMSG #esoteric :There may be programs somewhere depending on three digits, considering this is Windows. < 1463582184 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :xfix: I don't know about the three digits, but people almost certainly have files containing floating point infinites and nans formatted in windows's nonstandard format, and if they suddenly put a sand sscanf in the libc, the programs won't be able to read those back. It's a lose-lose situation. < 1463582200 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :xfix: The three digits exponent is less of a problem because at least sscanf is required to parse the float either way. < 1463582250 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :xfix: although octave, which normally prints arrays of matrices in as an aligned text-only table, does print unaligned tables on windows because it assumes the printf will use only two digits for the exponent < 1463582283 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the slightly misaligned tables isn't as bad as you could get < 1463583645 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1463583647 0 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463583816 0 :staffehn!~quassel@2001:41d0:52:d00::1d3 QUIT :Quit: No Ping reply in 180 seconds. < 1463583832 0 :staffehn!~quassel@2001:41d0:52:d00::1d3 JOIN :#esoteric < 1463584231 0 :earendel2!~earendel@176.2.103.67 JOIN :#esoteric < 1463584248 0 :earendel2!~earendel@176.2.103.67 QUIT :Client Quit < 1463584387 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1463584898 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463585087 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow... the power of certain bosses < 1463585153 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :they can send a mail that contains only generic words like "for your info" and a scanned pdf document, and you'll READ IT because they'll the boss and they really are so lazy they send mail masquarading as spam like that. < 1463586013 0 :Guest81064!~IRIX@spiritofcontradiction.eu QUIT :Changing host < 1463586013 0 :Guest81064!~IRIX@freebsd/user/kastengraeber JOIN :#esoteric < 1463586014 0 :Guest81064!?@? 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NICK :yorick < 1463590890 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1463590897 0 :puregreen!~puregreen@nat4-minsk-pool-46-53-176-141.telecom.by JOIN :#esoteric < 1463592639 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Later < 1463593254 0 :Vinkkamph!~BigBillyB@169-1-119-209.ip.afrihost.co.za JOIN :#esoteric < 1463593707 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-092-072-177-170.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1463593713 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-092-072-177-170.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1463593724 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-084-063-183-194.084.063.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1463593871 0 :Melvar`!~melvar@dslb-178-012-189-037.178.012.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1463593966 0 :Vinkkamph!~BigBillyB@169-1-119-209.ip.afrihost.co.za QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1463593978 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-084-063-183-194.084.063.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1463594410 0 :Melvar`!?@? NICK :Melvar < 1463595462 0 :ybden!~ybden@unaffiliated/ybden JOIN :#esoteric < 1463595613 0 :ybden!~ybden@unaffiliated/ybden QUIT :Client Quit < 1463595637 0 :ybden!~ybden@unaffiliated/ybden JOIN :#esoteric < 1463595895 0 :augur_!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving... < 1463598397 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1463599335 0 :atrapado!~atrapado@unaffiliated/atrapado JOIN :#esoteric < 1463599874 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463600470 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera JOIN :#esoteric < 1463600507 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you know that on freenode you can't use hitler or fuhrer as a nickname? < 1463600534 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1463600556 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :but donaldtrump is valid < 1463600583 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :so is mussolini < 1463600726 0 :puregreen!~puregreen@nat4-minsk-pool-46-53-176-141.telecom.by QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1463600740 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1463600946 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly JOIN :#esoteric < 1463601005 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have... less than 18 hours to learn Galois Theory < 1463601009 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Regret < 1463601037 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :great time to watch the first 7 harry potter movies < 1463601055 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I kind of want to not fail university < 1463601090 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i see, that's why you're studying it 18 hours before the test < 1463601125 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes < 1463601138 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't think this through in the past 4 months, I'll admit < 1463601687 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1463602793 0 :myndzi!myndzi@tetrisguide.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1463603092 0 :MDude!~MDude@c-73-187-225-46.hsd1.pa.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: Going offline, see ya! (www.adiirc.com) < 1463603580 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1463603737 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1463604567 0 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-bfoptdavxcqwdjfe JOIN :#esoteric < 1463604807 0 :TellsTogo!d458ff4f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.88.255.79 JOIN :#esoteric < 1463605194 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1463606918 0 :ybden!?@? NICK :innerparty-chan < 1463606939 0 :innerparty-chan!?@? NICK :ybden < 1463606972 0 :atrapado!~atrapado@unaffiliated/atrapado QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1463607238 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-178-012-189-037.178.012.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1463608237 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463609287 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh < 1463609754 0 :Froox!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1463609852 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-85.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1463609931 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1463610195 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1463610252 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas, I know the feelin < 1463610253 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :g < 1463610581 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Are you high on believin'? < 1463610729 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, that I can learn Galois Theory overnight, yes < 1463610744 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :galois theory is easy < 1463610753 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you just have, like, field extensions and groups and stuff < 1463610771 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can learn it in half an hour hth < 1463610786 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Any flour in your hair lately? < 1463610822 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Well, you know what they say. Watching fields scroll by for hours makes you a Galois expert overnight. < 1463610854 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :They do? < 1463610859 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :They might. < 1463610871 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Not since March 2015. < 1463611098 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: consider that by the time galois was your age he had been dead for almost two years < 1463611125 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not the ending i expected after "by the time galois was your age" < 1463611127 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, by the time I was my age, he'd been dead for like 220 years < 1463611138 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera, he died in a duel age 20 < 1463611146 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Frankly, it's much closer to one year < 1463611149 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm only 21 < 1463611157 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know that < 1463611177 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure, but he was ~1 year and 5 months old. < 1463611178 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :thinking with his dick instead of his brain got him killed < 1463611190 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you're ~21 years and 6 months old < 1463611201 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1463611211 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, ~20 years < 1463611214 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :turns out brains are better than dicks at thinking < 1463611215 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway you're right. < 1463611285 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, Galois died in a duel at age 17 months < 1463611290 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :He has really gifted < 1463611335 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's nothing. Grassmann died in a self-duel. < 1463611406 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: the Klein Four Group has an excellent song < 1463611537 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera, i mean when he let his brain do the thinking he ended up in politics and little better off < 1463611554 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :you got a point < 1463611592 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which body part did all the maths? < 1463611601 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :hands < 1463611601 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lungs < 1463611605 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :pancreas < 1463611613 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's why you don't get any diabetic mathematicians < 1463611625 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1463611651 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's not many mathematicians without lungs either < 1463611664 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've met a few with gills < 1463611730 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :do gills replace lungs? < 1463611751 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought fishes had lungs as well < 1463611768 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :...what do you think fish lungs do? < 1463611790 0 :j-bot!~j-bot@li1285-84.members.linode.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1463611810 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought they had gills instead of a nose < 1463611828 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-85.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1463611837 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, gills are for breathing < 1463611842 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :so are noses < 1463611850 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: without lungs => http://www.xkcd.com/669/ < 1463611862 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera, I'd trust Phantom_Hoover on this one, he's the channel's best submarine jouster < 1463611866 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps you want some undead or construct mathematicians < 1463611900 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's just wait a couple decades for that < 1463611906 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :at most < 1463611911 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I keep giggling at "Narshmallow" (one of the post-it decorations at android.com/n -- the name-suggestion place). < 1463611975 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :android nicotine < 1463612014 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :That doesn't sound tasty at all. < 1463612040 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :tastes like chewing tobacco? < 1463612075 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :android nesquik < 1463612106 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Android Newcastle Brown Ale < 1463612134 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :android neufchâtel < 1463612261 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Android Nettle -- it stings. < 1463612310 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Android Nesquik with a screamingly delicious fternooner. < 1463612321 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fternoon < 1463612333 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fternooner < 1463612346 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fternoonest < 1463612353 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1463612357 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fternooner (Danish »fternooner«, Norwegian «ttermiddag», Swedish ”ftermiddag”) is a screamingly delicious pastry. < 1463612357 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fternoon is the time of day when the Danes usually eat their fternooners. < 1463612357 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fternoonest? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1463612387 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463612413 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1463612699 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be funnier with a quicker bot < 1463612887 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1463612967 0 :Froox!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1463613047 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: MONUMENTAL CHICKEN < 1463613114 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1463613115 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fung... wait, where's fungot. < 1463613146 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1463613156 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: If you kept the wisdom database, it'd be much faster, right? < 1463613157 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: it does replace stdout hello, world!". that's it. :) if your cs will be anything more than pass control to next. < 1463613179 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: that would be more convincing if you didn't have to restart fungot just to get that reply hth < 1463613180 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: imho? yes. does it do < 1463613206 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: does it do be like it is? < 1463613207 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: the more interesting it seems. those fnord beetles for instance) < 1463613283 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: i'd stay away from fnord beetles < 1463613284 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: reactance is gimmicky and sucks!" " no, there's no, et cetera...) s-expression, or do they keep track of how the r6rs thing works? its just... madness! < 1463613359 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1463613371 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style < 1463613371 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc* iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack oots pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube < 1463613378 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: reactance is great < 1463613378 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: 1 tests, 1 assertions, 0 failures, 0 errors and putting the usual order ( var stuff...)) are equivalent programs. < 1463613562 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: You're not very well-tested. < 1463613562 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: it's very useful unless you're recovering from " fnord fnord! < 1463613629 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fnord fnord! < 1463613676 0 :jix!~jix@jixco.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1463613710 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think you ever really recover from fnord fnord. < 1463613719 0 :jix!~jix@jixco.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1463613739 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: fnord < 1463613740 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: it is a fine language. i expect that you are able to neutralize it or shoot such quantities it to outer space.