00:00:56 hi 00:01:06 rdochelloc. 00:01:14 -!- jaboja has joined. 00:01:43 quintopia: you know that kind of feeling when the features you've been slaving on for the past months suddenly stop working for no apparent reason? 00:10:58 lololkkkkk 00:11:31 rdococ: Hi 00:11:55 `tomfoolery @ 00:12:13 boily: lolol 00:12:19 what 00:12:20 weird 00:12:29 |a+b@| = { √(a²-b²) if a²-b² ≥ 0 ; i√(a²-b²) if a²-b² < 0 } 00:12:31 what the? being hacked? 00:12:36 those messages weren't showing up 00:12:45 ...???????? 00:13:01 and then i opened a new terminal and connected again and suddenly it turns out they had been 00:13:07 hi 00:13:38 and rdococ hies again. 00:13:48 this chännel seems to be temporally misaligned... 00:14:27 well tell me all about these features 00:14:43 -!- callforjudgement has joined. 00:14:44 `wisdom 00:14:46 `wisdom 00:14:47 didn't start the day very well, but at least I got stuff back in order. superhackmode overclocking! and now I'm completely drained. 00:14:57 callforjudgemello: 00:15:03 `mk/Everything's better with `mk. 00:15:06 eto/Eto is the ageless laughing first minister. 00:15:20 what does this program do again? 00:15:21 -!- tromp has joined. 00:15:27 quintopia: my team and I work with everything related to interchange of information between dentists, labs, manufacturers, production centers... 00:15:29 `wisdom 00:15:41 which features broke? 00:15:46 zkstr/zkstr is a common consonant cluster at the start of Russian words, see eg. http://www.math.bme.hu/~ambrus/pu/metro-typo-2 00:15:48 It's surprisingly difficult to get a rubber egg to type things on my keyboard by bouncing on it... 00:16:02 zkstr... heheheh. :D 00:16:07 rdococ: So do you have any interest in that hacking game? 00:16:25 quintopia: subcontracting some kinds of orders. our software supports crowns, bridges, implants, bite splints, orthodontic models, partials, full dentures... if a dentist can jack that stuff in your mouth, we do it. 00:16:41 We could generalize it to a GameOS (not a real OS, of course. I'm far too stupid for that.) 00:17:17 quintopia: some order types got suddenly broken because we've been working on new ID tracking features in the background, with more complex management features. 00:17:39 -!- ais523 has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 00:17:55 `? le//rn 00:17:57 -!- callforjudgement has changed nick to ais523. 00:18:00 le/rn makes creating wisdom entries manually a thing of the past. 00:18:10 `? learn 00:18:11 `learn creates a wisdom entry and tries to guess which word is the key. Syntax (case insensitive): `learn [a|an|the] [s][punctuation] [...] 00:18:18 -!- jaboja has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 00:18:20 zgrep 00:18:21 quintopia: so I committed atrocities in our codebase. there's duplicative code repetetition, but at least it has the merit to be explicit. and properly spelled! 00:18:22 ^ 00:19:09 (there are some code snippets we like to circle around on Slack. sometimes, programmers aren't in the sanest of mindsets, and you can glimpse half-self-discussions in comments.) 00:19:23 repetetetetetetition 00:19:51 will you get a chance to dry out the code later? 00:20:08 after the release! 00:20:32 hppavilion[1] 00:20:54 -!- dingbat has joined. 00:21:14 the softeng VP agrees that whole part is bonkers, and that we should rig it with shaped explosives as soon as we can. 00:21:51 zgrep: Esoprocessor? 00:21:56 hppavilion[1]: Hm? 00:22:00 Ah. 00:22:06 zgrep: I don't think anybody has made one yet 00:22:15 zgrep: Should we? 00:22:21 We could try. 00:22:24 (Barring unintentional ones) 00:22:27 quintopia: the problem is that the first layers were quickly hacked as an afterthought by interns some years ago, then left to ferment and sediment. 00:22:41 zgrep: It should be neither Von Neumann nor Harvard 00:26:17 quintopia: I shouldn't complain much, really. all in all, it's a pretty sweet gig I got, and devs aren't treated as meager code monkeys. 00:26:34 (I'm informally known as the Electric Octopus guy instead :D) 00:26:49 are you the faster coder? 00:27:36 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:28:08 quintopia: Octopus because I like Japanese culture, Electric because in dry weather I'm prone to ESD. 00:28:24 zgrep: How about.... 00:29:07 There is a bus from the memory to the CPU AND the ALU 00:29:11 -!- jaboja has joined. 00:29:28 And from the CPU to the output, and the input to the CPU 00:29:33 s/CPU/CU/ 00:30:11 boily: is octopus the eternal symbol of japan? 00:30:22 zgrep: I want it to be stored-program unless there's some more eso idea 00:30:29 it is, in my cow orkers' minds... 00:30:40 cow workers? 00:30:41 geez 00:30:46 cow orkers 00:30:46 is that how you treat your co workers? 00:30:51 Coworkers are dual to workers, right? 00:30:52 friends who ork cows 00:31:00 rdococ: our team lead is Goat :D 00:31:08 lol 00:31:46 quintopia: Ew... 00:31:49 we have emoji injokes. a loaf of bread symbolizes acceptance. an orange (fruit) means you are late. 00:32:14 is that why your steam avatar is orangey 00:32:21 we sacrifice eggplants when we cast votes to know what we are going to eat for lunch. 00:32:31 ah no, that's a kaki. much difference. 00:34:16 Taunt (Characters you control that don't have taunt can't be attacked.) 00:35:58 tswett: What kind of architecture would an esoteric processor use? 00:36:04 wait. steam avatar. I got oranges over there... 00:36:07 Obviously not Von Neumann or Harvard 00:36:10 >_>'... <_<;... 00:39:24 https://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~wl/icprojects/papers/reduceron08.pdf might be of interest here 00:41:08 what does a lime symbolize 00:42:02 my color is blue 00:42:04 we don't have any lime emoji yet. if I remember to, I'll add one next Monday ^^ 00:42:05 I think 00:42:16 rdococ: in which context twh 00:42:20 chat 00:42:43 your name was kaki in chat, so I assumed that's what it meant 00:45:31 what does a lima bean represent 00:47:57 what does a snail represent 00:48:15 I think we have a chili emoji somewhere. haven't been used much afaik. 00:48:27 no snails either. lots of cats on the other hand. 00:49:02 quintopia: Acute angles and judging books by their covers, respectively. 00:49:15 there's the Bell of Shame, the Kleenex Box of Bad Pun Retribution... 00:50:51 what does the blurry face of mr. boily represent 00:50:56 Why are there squirrels? 00:51:15 eh? there's a blurry face of me? 00:52:00 everyone's favorite emoji 00:52:59 -!- Reece` has joined. 00:53:12 -!- Reece` has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:53:43 un hamburger 00:53:48 -!- Reece` has joined. 00:53:58 boily: My family has in-jokes in the form of finite strings of english letters and punctuation 00:54:02 there's a custom boilyface emoji we have. generally used when someone does something boilylike... 00:54:05 (space is punctuation here) 00:54:19 I give you a hamburger. the world is in sepia. a mime cries. 00:54:40 -!- Reece` has quit (Client Quit). 00:54:59 -!- Reece` has joined. 00:56:53 -!- Reece` has quit (Client Quit). 00:57:15 -!- Reece` has joined. 00:57:32 -!- Reece` has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:57:50 * quintopia receives hamburger 01:03:58 work over, which means boily may sleep soon...but who knows on friday 01:04:16 only about 15 minutes left for me. 01:15:56 -!- andrew_ has joined. 01:19:09 -!- andrew_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:20:29 horizontal time. 'night all! 01:20:47 -!- boily has quit (Quit: LAUDANUM CHICKEN). 01:28:50 -!- Reece` has joined. 01:29:07 -!- Reece` has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:29:07 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 01:29:56 -!- Reece` has joined. 01:30:05 -!- Reece` has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:37:03 -!- Kaynato has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 01:43:56 what does youtube's "snoopavision" look like?" 01:47:53 -!- Kaynato has joined. 01:49:11 -!- tromp has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:54:30 -!- Reece` has joined. 01:55:23 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 02:12:06 -!- tromp has joined. 02:12:24 -!- jaboja has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 02:15:33 -!- iconmaster has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 02:19:38 rdococ, a 360 video of the video in a theater with Snoop Dogg commenting on it 02:19:49 It's only supported for a few videos 02:24:15 -!- Reece` has quit (Quit: Leaving). 02:28:47 -!- jaboja has joined. 02:29:54 Such as? 02:29:57 I'm very interested 02:31:15 Oh, dang 02:33:59 -!- espes__ has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 02:34:55 -!- espes__ has joined. 02:55:29 https://github.com/olofson/audiality2 Making music with this could be interesting 03:04:51 -!- Reece` has joined. 03:07:33 -!- m0li has left ("bye."). 03:09:37 -!- jaboja has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 03:14:38 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 03:16:13 -!- sebbu has joined. 03:20:55 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 03:31:06 -!- j-bot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 03:31:15 -!- j-bot has joined. 03:49:14 how was the first assembler programmed? 03:50:03 it's one of the great unsolved mysteries 03:50:54 I'm trying to think of esoteric versions of assembly instructions 03:51:17 what about MOV but with line numbers 03:51:30 By assembling by hand, I believe. 03:51:48 Which isn't that *hard*, just tedious. 03:52:19 Assembling is a task like any other task. 03:52:32 the assembly would be called ASS, because it should be a real pain in the ass to program in 03:52:49 and before you complain, brainfuck. 03:55:56 I'm afraid ASS is already a subtitle format. 03:57:55 a subtitle format? 03:59:57 meh 04:11:24 -!- jaboja has joined. 04:23:21 [wiki] [[Seriously]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=46730&oldid=46208 * Mego * (-50) Heroku is defunct 04:28:12 -!- tromp has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 04:45:08 [wiki] [[Bubblegum]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=46731&oldid=45779 * Ais523 * (+698) the computational class issues here are actually at least mildly interesting 04:46:11 [wiki] [[Bubblegum]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=46732&oldid=46731 * Ais523 * (+1) /* Reference implementation */ I know I made a typo, but MediaWiki's response to it was weird 04:47:26 -!- Reece` has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 04:49:30 [wiki] [[Talk:BASICER]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=46733 * Ais523 * (+388) another "language" with the same computational class 04:54:38 [wiki] [[!Tautologos]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=46734 * Rdococ * (+1434) !Tautologos == false 04:55:12 -!- Kaynato has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 04:55:16 "language"? 04:55:26 so you're saying my languages aren't really languages? 05:00:03 they probably aren't 05:00:11 but they're better than derivatives of brainfuck 05:03:54 oh come on 05:04:05 Wizards' April Fools joke has a Momir Basic decklist 05:04:14 and talks about how innovative it is for playing only four of the five basic lands 05:04:22 there are 11 basic lands :-( 05:04:32 and they added one only last set! 05:04:39 which surely they should have remembered about 05:06:55 I don't have a good imagination... 05:07:45 rdococ: I wasn't accusing your language of not being a language 05:07:55 I want a good imagination 05:07:57 I was accusing PowerPoint, which has the same computational class, as not being a language 05:08:06 ohhh 05:08:09 i.e. your language and a non-language have the same capabilities 05:09:40 I have no ideas 05:09:54 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 05:14:44 Here's an idea 05:14:51 A development platform 05:14:55 Based off of Wikis 05:15:40 Combined with Source Control, of course 05:17:15 b_jonas: THERE we go 05:17:21 b_jonas: THERE's the april first comic 05:19:22 hppavilion[1]: 05:19:40 rdococ: Yes? 05:19:56 yay 05:20:24 esonum 05:21:46 rdococ: Which one? 05:21:57 the yay one 05:22:01 it makes me say yay 05:22:10 Ah 05:22:18 3yay = YAY 05:22:23 rdococ: Why? 05:22:32 rdococ: What does that even mean? 05:22:45 My emotions are way out of whack when I need sleep. 05:22:52 rdococ: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP 05:22:54 So I act weirdly. Yay! 05:23:43 Error: "SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" is not a valid instruction 05:24:34 rdococ: *Sigh*. What kind of language are you running? 05:24:41 `SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP 05:24:43 `SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP 05:24:52 Error: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP is not a valid instruction 05:25:11 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP: not found 05:25:11 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP: not found 05:25:21 lol 05:25:25 rdococ: No, what is the model of your language 05:25:26 ? 05:25:28 Perhaps you mean "sleep" instead? 05:26:25 AbstractRdococFactory()()().sleep(28800000) 05:26:59 What? How do you even call a dictionary? 05:27:20 "hey dictionary come here" 05:27:22 AbstractRdococFactory.sleep? 05:27:39 Haha, very fun--er, I mean, Hey is an invalid instruction. 05:27:46 rdococ: What dictionary? 05:28:01 AbstractRdococFactory is an associative array. 05:28:06 Or dictionary, or table. 05:28:25 rdococ: Really? 05:28:30 It has a few functions, one of which is :CreateRdococ() 05:28:45 To get the current instance of me, use :GetCurrentRdococ() 05:28:53 rdococ: I use CreateRdococ as a curried function 05:29:09 AbstractRdococFactory() <-- Create a new factory 05:29:10 -!- tromp has joined. 05:29:20 () <-- Initialize a new Rdococ 05:29:26 () <-- Get rdococ state 05:29:38 No, AbstractRdococFactory isn't a function to make a new factory. It is one. 05:30:07 What you wanted was AbstractRdococFactory.GetCurrentRdococ.sleep(28800000). 05:30:41 No, I meant AbstractRdococFactory.GetCurrentRdococ().sleep(28800000). 05:31:16 rdococ: AbstractRdococFactory.DestroyCurrentRdococ() 05:31:39 huh, you can overload main in perl 6 05:31:39 Error: Cannot destruct Rdococ without something to take its place 05:31:53 a different main runs depending on which one can parse the command line arguments 05:31:57 rdococ: AbstractRdococFactory.DestroyCurrentRdococ(AbstractComputerFactory.GetCurrentHppavilion()[1]) 05:32:04 ... 05:32:19 s/Hppavilion/Hppavilions/ 05:32:26 * ais523 wonders who was being …ed at 05:32:27 rdococ: AbstractRdococFactory.DestroyCurrentRdococ(AbstractComputerFactory.GetCurrentHppavilion()[1]) 05:32:29 it could have been either of us 05:32:40 Wait, what? 05:32:44 It worked! 05:33:04 rdococ: Yes. Yes it did. 05:33:26 A factory is a pattern to replace constructors (IWINLTM) 05:33:39 -!- tromp has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 05:33:43 Is a treatment plant a pattern to replace destructors? 05:34:56 you could actually do that in Rust 05:35:06 you can't easily do it in Java or the like though because it's GCed 05:35:27 ais523: DAMN YOU, JAVA 05:35:32 (where "that" = "create an object that has a method you can pass an object to to destroy it in a custom way") 05:35:39 But doesn't that mean I des⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎWhat in the hell? 05:35:49 I nearly got collected by the garbage collector. 05:35:58 Thank goodness I could outrun it. 05:36:04 rdococ: How long did you spend making that message? 05:36:16 rdococ: Correct answer: Far too long 05:36:21 Um...├⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎYou mean me? 05:36:33 ├⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎ┐Stop it, hppavilion[2]!├⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎ┐No! 05:36:36 @łe¶ŧ←↓→øþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 05:36:36 Unknown command, try @list 05:36:38 rdococ: I want to design an esoteric processor 05:36:50 ¡⅛£¼⅜⅝⅞™±° 05:36:51 Who are you ├⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎ┐talking to? 05:36:56 rdococ: Do you? 05:37:06 S ├⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎ┐e ├⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎ┐r ├⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎ┐i ├⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎ┐o ├⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎ┐u ├⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎ┐s ├⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎ┐l ├⌐⅓┼▀☼⌠⅍↑₺₦₨⁷ⅎ┐y 05:37:08 Aaaaaaaaaaaand the joke just expired. 05:37:15 Aww... 05:37:23 I would love to design an esoteric processor. 05:37:27 rdococ: Yay! 05:37:33 * rdococ is now googling a processor 05:37:54 rdococ: I don't want to use Von Neumann or Harvard if I can avoid it, but I still want it to be stored-program, as unstored-program is stupid 05:37:59 what kind of processor? 05:38:07 stored-program? 05:38:24 rdococ: Stored-program means the program is loaded from memory 05:38:29 unstored? 05:38:39 rdococ: Loaded from a separate memory 05:38:47 rdococ: Not really "unstored", but "stored somewhere else" 05:38:48 hmm 05:38:58 what about a processor which doesn't have transistors? 05:39:11 rdococ: We're emulating it, so transistors don't matter 05:39:18 Oh, okay. 05:39:18 rdococ: Look at the diagrams for Von Neumann and Harvard 05:39:59 rdococ: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Von_Neumann_Architecture.svg and https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3f/Harvard_architecture.svg 05:40:46 "A central processing unit (CPU) is the electronic circuitry within a computer that carries out the instructions of a computer program by performing the basic arithmetic, logical, control and input/output (I/O) operations specified by the instructions." 05:40:52 You mean that kind of processor? 05:41:21 The ones that have assembly programming languages? 05:41:26 clearly we need an esoteric food processir 05:42:19 Who needs logic? 05:42:37 rdococ: Yes, that kind of processor. But memory is part of this processor 05:42:45 rdococ: Assembly, yes, close enough. 05:42:55 Only a few esometers off 05:43:02 Hahaha. 05:43:10 You mean esounits. 05:43:26 Unless esometer is the name of your esounit. 05:43:31 rdococ: it is 05:43:44 This is getting more and more esoteric as time goes on. Esotime. 05:43:48 rdococ: An esometer measures distance from metal and distance apart relative to the metal 05:44:17 Esolet's esoprefix esoevery esoword esowith esoeso. 05:44:19 Haskell is far above the metal, python less far, C fairly close, ASM a single esometer, and electrons are 0 05:44:33 Interesting. 05:44:35 rdococ: Just the nouns 05:44:37 Um, what about -1? 05:44:43 rdococ: Thue 05:44:47 -2? 05:44:52 rdococ: iota 05:44:56 -3? 05:44:59 s/iota/zot 05:45:08 rdococ: Divide by zero error 05:45:10 i? 05:45:17 3 + 2i? 05:45:17 rdococ: Nope. 05:45:19 @? 05:45:25 3 / 0? 05:45:30 Esometers don't support esonums 05:45:34 0^0? 05:45:36 For some reason 05:45:43 rdococ: Everything 05:45:50 -1230132012391238843? 05:46:14 rdococ: That would be quantum thueskell 05:46:23 Are we actually going to emulate the actual units themselves - something like Logisim, or just draw it? 05:46:37 rdococ: We're going to emulate the units 05:46:46 rdococ: So we'll have a single memory unit 05:46:50 Awesome! 05:47:04 Who needs arithmetic? 05:47:16 rdococ: Do you know of any online notepad++-like collaborative editors? 05:47:21 Or vim-like. Or whatever. 05:47:25 Also, what exactly does control mean? 05:47:46 -!- rdococ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 05:48:07 Dammit 05:48:45 -!- rdococ has joined. 05:49:06 My connection died on me...? 05:49:11 What was the quit message? 05:49:23 rdococ: Connection reset by Piece 05:49:26 *Pierce 05:49:29 Peer? 05:49:36 rdococ: No, Pierce 05:49:49 Pierce? 05:49:50 rdococ: Pierce is the God of Freenode. He randomly kills connections for fun. 05:49:57 `? pierce 05:49:59 pierce? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 05:50:05 Weird 05:50:05 `tomfoolery pierce 05:50:06 I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking. 05:50:14 You'd think we'd have an entry on Pierce by now 05:50:26 It's definitely a meme and totally not something I just made up. 05:50:31 You should spread it. 05:50:34 Sounds like such a jerk. *gets disconnected* 05:51:01 Really? 05:51:12 So if I ask someone else about it, they'll say he exists? 05:51:42 rdococ: Yes, definitely. 05:51:51 We'll see. 05:52:08 (It's no longer April Fool's where I live, so you're safe) 05:52:23 (6:51:56 AM) Catelite: No 05:52:30 Really? 05:52:39 hppavilion[i]? 05:52:48 rdococ: You can't calculate a range to i 05:53:07 You can't? 05:53:20 rdococ: Of course not 05:53:24 rdococ: So esoprocessor. 05:53:37 Esoprocessor! 05:53:55 rdococ: If you like, we can have complex opcodes if you can figure out a way to accomplish it 05:53:57 I think we shouldn't implement arithmetic. 05:54:14 rdococ: We should, but it should treat all numbers as imaginaries 05:54:19 Hmm... 05:54:26 That would certainly be weird. 05:54:47 So instead of 256 sequential opcodes, we can have something like a 16x16 array of opcodes 05:55:19 rdococ: What should control flow be like? 05:55:25 Hmm... 05:55:43 -!- rdococ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 05:56:14 -!- rdococ has joined. 05:56:37 -!- rdococ_ has joined. 05:56:43 That's it, I'm connecting an alt to see my disconnect messages. 05:57:00 rdococ: That was a normal disconnect 05:57:05 <\oren\> 06:04 -!- rdococ [~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 05:57:10 rdococ: Not done by pierce 05:57:12 @_@ 05:57:28 Well, if Pierce does it for the second time, then I know. 05:57:36 Yay! 05:57:55 rdococ: He usually only does it to a user once every few years 05:58:27 :/ 05:58:44 How did he manage to pick me of all people? 05:58:56 rdococ: No, he does it to /all/ users once every 1 or 2 years 05:59:02 rdococ: Not all at once though 05:59:10 rdococ: He has a list that he shuffles then iterates over 05:59:30 How are we going to collaborate on the processor? 05:59:40 rdococ: I don't know 06:00:08 I have made many of farbfeld utility programs. It includes ffpng and pngff (similar to the ones on their webpage but don't require libpng), as well as: ff-back, ff-bright, ff-colorkey, ff-composite, ff-enlarge, ff-info, ff-matrix, ff-padsynth, ff-poster, ff-printf, ff-scanf, ff-solar, ff-turn. 06:00:12 rdococ: There's an "Arithmetic and Logic unit" in most processors. Why don't we also have an "Algebra and Nonsense Unit"? 06:00:32 In fact, we should split the ALU into the AU and the LU 06:01:01 Do we need an AU? 06:01:14 Or, why not make things awkward by removing the LU, but not the AU? 06:02:25 Why not make a GPU that's intended to be used as a CPU? 06:03:02 rdococ: APU 06:03:10 APU? 06:03:23 Audio PU 06:03:34 @_@ 06:04:14 Why not have multiple processors that work together? 06:04:24 rdococ: Multiprocessing? 06:04:50 The RWPU, the APU, the LPU, the NPU, the GPU, the SPU, the ZPU, the HPU, the RPU... 06:05:15 Name htem 06:05:40 rdococ: What do those all stand for? 06:05:53 Read & Write Processing Unit, the Arithmetic Processing Unit, Logic Processing Unit, Nonsense Processing Unit, um 06:06:30 Or let's get rid of the control unit and make a declarative esoprocessor? 06:06:39 Nice 06:07:11 Haskell Assembly 06:07:21 rdococ: Haskssmbly 06:07:27 Haskembly 06:07:32 rdococ: There we go 06:07:33 or Prosembly 06:07:37 for Prolog 06:08:14 I'm leaning towards Prosembly 06:08:26 rdococ: How does it process in a machine-doable way without a list of sequential instructions w/ jumps? 06:08:46 I'm thinking about that. 06:09:40 Well, first it evaluates the output. To do that, it needs to check the rules to see if they apply. If they do apply, apply them. 06:10:10 Or, in Prosembly: 06:10:19 um... 06:10:56 rdococ: Oh! A language based on looping through a list of possible conditional transformations and applying them until a termination case is reached! 06:11:09 Hmm, that could work. 06:11:39 Isn't that basically Prolog? 06:12:22 Well, either way, its assembly could go like this- 06:12:51 mov father, (parent, male) or something? 06:13:19 That's pseudo assembly for copying the meaning of being a parent, and being male, to being a father. 06:13:44 rdococ: Uhuh. And how the hell does that work on a machine level? With binary registers and shit? 06:13:58 rdococ: Be sure that your ideas make sense xD 06:14:05 mov [001], [002]? 06:14:10 I...honestly dunno. 06:14:19 What if father, parent and male are memory addresses? 06:14:38 What if we need to make father point to both parent and male? 06:15:52 father (0000) -> parent (0001), male (0010)... then in pseudo assembly, mov father 0011? 06:16:01 I'm using... flags. 06:16:08 well, flag like things. 06:18:12 rdococ: http://xkcd.com/1291/ 06:19:40 But my mov [0000] 0011 makes sense, right? 06:28:11 -!- lambda-11235 has quit (Quit: Bye). 06:33:16 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 07:29:20 -!- tromp has joined. 07:33:38 -!- tromp has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 08:10:48 rdococ: mov or or? 08:26:34 -!- J_Arcane has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 08:33:03 -!- jaboja has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 08:36:45 -!- J_Arcane has joined. 08:46:02 -!- jaboja has joined. 09:11:18 -!- J_Arcane has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 10:06:21 huh, so on a whim, I decided to look up virustotal's results for the eicar test file 10:06:33 two scanners failed to detect it, and one false-positive detected it as something else (!) 10:07:13 that is some level of failure 10:09:38