< 1453939203 532196 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, these ones aren't. Maybe the people using humans are resting, and this is just general level of spambot background radiation I'm seeing. < 1453939209 988077 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1453939236 90327 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a few form submissions as well. < 1453939260 943509 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not within the last hour and a half, though. < 1453939273 173328 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : Including manually removing URLs. <-- i was more thinking of preventing them from being crawled in the first place, until we've had a chance to delete them. < 1453939306 908904 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I don't know if there's that sort of thing. Maybe just "owning" it would be sufficient for that. < 1453939333 629579 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :In addition to logins, there's a few attempts to just plain create "((1_888_451_1608))CAS@Quickbooks_tech_Support_Number". < 1453939343 652484 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1453939357 845328 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :And, in fact, those have managed to get past the CAPTCHA. < 1453939371 92247 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because they've triggered the filter ais523 added. < 1453939376 921884 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :gah < 1453939460 689890 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Both of those attempts were made about 15 minutes after I put the BF captcha back in, and there's been no subsequent attempts. < 1453939490 109766 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1453939501 848773 :Riviera!Riviera@2a03:b0c0:1:d0::10:b001 JOIN :#esoteric < 1453939706 700663 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I did the verify-ownership thing for esolangs.org. < 1453939713 638065 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know if it helps at all. < 1453939718 59508 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome Riviera < 1453939720 125971 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Riviera: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) < 1453939749 117871 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't find the german version -.- < 1453939947 946640 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`willkommen Riviera < 1453939949 76905 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: willkommen: not found < 1453939951 763386 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmph < 1453939962 735333 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? welcome.de < 1453939963 809670 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :welcome.de? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1453939972 620122 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: we may not have one < 1453939980 744523 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls wisdom/wel* < 1453939982 136446 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/welcome \ wisdom/welcome.bork \ wisdom/welcome.eo \ wisdom/welcome.es \ wisdom/welcome.fi \ wisdom/welcome.fr \ wisdom/welcome.nl \ wisdom/welcome.sv \ wisdom/welp < 1453939991 552482 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fun facts since I can now see them: there are generally about 80 clicks/day on search results leading to the wiki, and the most popular search query leading there is "ook". < 1453939995 80047 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? willkommen < 1453939996 253381 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Willkommen beim internationalen Zentrum für das Design und die Implementierung esoterischer Programmiersprachen! Für weitere Informationen besuchen Sie das Wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Für andere Arten der Esoterik gibt es #esoteric auf EFnet oder DALnet.) < 1453939997 121564 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls wisdom/*komm* < 1453939998 747707 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The second most popular is "ook programming language". < 1453939998 992551 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/willkommen < 1453940004 22722 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: aha! < 1453940019 264327 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mv wisdom/{willkommen,welcome.de} < 1453940023 381489 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453940024 33408 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :And "ook language" makes it to #5. < 1453940032 290459 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` grep willk bin/* < 1453940032 509461 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ook is dumb < 1453940035 971967 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453940047 921076 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dumb or not, it's v. popular. < 1453940050 614096 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat bienvenue < 1453940051 510116 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: bienvenue: No such file or directory < 1453940054 133083 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: you moved it to wisdom/welcome.de < 1453940058 659649 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat bin/bienvenue < 1453940059 719171 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/perl -w \ if (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//; s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? welcome.fr"; } else { exec "bin/?", "welcome.fr"; } < 1453940063 718298 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: yes, i know < 1453940067 803922 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"ook!" is #8, and "ook ook" is #13. < 1453940092 48318 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cp bin/{bienvenue,willkommen}; sed -i 's/fr/de/' bin/willkommen < 1453940095 404465 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453940111 624533 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`willkommen Riviera < 1453940113 312414 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Riviera: Willkommen beim internationalen Zentrum für das Design und die Implementierung esoterischer Programmiersprachen! Für weitere Informationen besuchen Sie das Wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Für andere Arten der Esoterik gibt es #esoteric auf EFnet oder DALnet.) < 1453940118 460447 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay < 1453940129 714448 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: just making the naming scheme consistent < 1453940192 924880 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`bienvenue hm ho < 1453940195 720467 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm: ho: Bienvenue au centre international pour le design et le déploiement des langages de programmation ésotériques! Pour plus d’informations, visitez le wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Pour l’autre type d'ésotérisme, essayez #esoteric sur EFnet ou DALnet.) < 1453940203 348927 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Ook! page is also most linked, with 1550 inbound links. < 1453940215 246928 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :891 from codeproject.com, and 255 from reddit. < 1453940228 821785 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i noticed someone deleted Ook! from wikipedia's esolang page the other day < 1453940244 744340 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :guess why < 1453940272 781733 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :an unfortunate side effect of cleaning up too many examples with no references < 1453940291 456485 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(ok so there were only two others deleted, there could easily have been more) < 1453940303 699765 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Because it's a trivial BF derivative the creator of which will burn in hell for making? < 1453940316 560490 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/willkommen < 1453940317 378455 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/perl -w \ if (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//; s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? welcome.de"; } else { exec "bin/?", "welcome.fr"; } < 1453940318 817771 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/fr/de/' bin/willkommen < 1453940321 412666 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453940332 163092 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: oh forgot /g < 1453940349 626099 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've been tempted to remove some myself, but i'm always afraid that touching that page will make someone else go full deletionist on it < 1453940365 854347 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :do we have a /// interpreter here? < 1453940372 616412 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :J_J < 1453940384 80484 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that < 1453940390 809646 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: It's a new emoticon < 1453940396 286631 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, probably not < 1453940405 666154 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have no idea what it means < 1453940408 820324 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jazz_Jackrabbit < 1453940434 329066 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: It appears to be a guy wearing glasses, looking from a slight angle. He is suspicious of you. < 1453940453 435170 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i would never have guessed it < 1453940465 991959 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: It'll catch on... < 1453940470 389123 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :-_J is the monacular equivalent < 1453940511 344047 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: so does this mean many of our google hits are from pratchett lovers < 1453940533 300434 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Oh, it must be because you aren't using neoletters. < 1453940567 503877 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In neoletters, the bar on the J (which there is one) only goes left, and it extends all the way to the same x position as the ending of the hook < 1453940591 9191 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though it also appears similar in Courier New < 1453940615 515640 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: DMM won't burn in hell for making Ook!, it was the first one. < 1453940624 769701 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Oh, then it's OK < 1453940633 552605 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not sure about Consolas though < 1453940658 725538 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think he's an atheist though, which may be a bigger problem in theory. < 1453940690 165072 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Could be. Malbolge comes in third, HQ9+ fourth, to fill the top 5. < 1453940702 274118 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashes /we do/there is an \/\/\/ interpreter/Yes, we do. < 1453940703 387895 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't open /we do/there is an \/\/\/ interpreter/Yes, we do.: No such file or directory at /hackenv/bin/slashes line 7. < 1453940706 948543 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1453940714 248020 :p34k!~p34k@nat-wh-wz4-12.rz.uni-karlsruhe.de QUIT : < 1453940726 517494 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently not very good input < 1453940732 805182 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/slashes < 1453940733 693634 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/perl -w \ #By Ørjan Johansen, 2009-2012. This file is in the public domain. \ \ $| = 1; \ my $l = 0; \ \ $_ = join '', <>; \ while ($l < 512) { \ if (s!^([^/\\]+)!! or s!^\\(.)!!s) { \ $l += length($1); \ print($1); \ } \ else { \ if (s!^/((?:[^/\\]|\\.)*)/((?:[^/ < 1453940757 410779 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/.rjan/Ørjan/' bin/slashes < 1453940758 945178 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453940761 539013 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/slashes < 1453940762 608483 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/perl -w \ #By Ørjan Johansen, 2009-2012. This file is in the public domain. \ \ $| = 1; \ my $l = 0; \ \ $_ = join '', <>; \ while ($l < 512) { \ if (s!^([^/\\]+)!! or s!^\\(.)!!s) { \ $l += length($1); \ print($1); \ } \ else { \ if (s!^/((?:[^/\\]|\\.)*)/((?:[^/ < 1453940765 807032 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1453940789 628935 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :why didn't that work. < 1453940797 17641 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's using the right character < 1453940798 608884 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: HM. I WONDER WHy. < 1453940829 506003 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: it's latin-1, which is wrong. < 1453940842 532723 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`file bin/slashes < 1453940844 131356 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/slashes: Perl script, ISO-8859 text executable < 1453940858 515460 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/.rjan/Oerjan/' bin/slashes < 1453940859 533922 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453940863 852968 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/slashes < 1453940864 976412 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/perl -w \ #By Ørjan Johansen, 2009-2012. This file is in the public domain. \ \ $| = 1; \ my $l = 0; \ \ $_ = join '', <>; \ while ($l < 512) { \ if (s!^([^/\\]+)!! or s!^\\(.)!!s) { \ $l += length($1); \ print($1); \ } \ else { \ if (s!^/((?:[^/\\]|\\.)*)/((?:[^/ < 1453940871 984584 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok it's the . that fails < 1453940899 83005 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/ [^ ]*rjan/Ørjan/' bin/slashes < 1453940902 715879 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453940905 687559 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/slashes < 1453940906 836266 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/perl -w \ #By Ørjan Johansen, 2009-2012. This file is in the public domain. \ \ $| = 1; \ my $l = 0; \ \ $_ = join '', <>; \ while ($l < 512) { \ if (s!^([^/\\]+)!! or s!^\\(.)!!s) { \ $l += length($1); \ print($1); \ } \ else { \ if (s!^/((?:[^/\\]|\\.)*)/((?:[^/ < 1453940909 859403 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1453940911 745390 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: See this: < 1453940913 712876 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -e '/.rjan/p;d' bin/slashes < 1453940914 550652 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453940917 500247 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Compared to: < 1453940918 736714 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` LC_CTYPE=C sed -e '/.rjan/p;d' bin/slashes < 1453940919 597929 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#By Ørjan Johansen, 2009-2012. This file is in the public domain. < 1453940925 724843 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Too clever sed strikes again. < 1453940947 763719 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1453940952 210431 :Riviera!Riviera@2a03:b0c0:1:d0::10:b001 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`locale -a < 1453940955 459846 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :aa_DJ \ aa_DJ.utf8 \ aa_ER \ aa_ER@saaho \ aa_ET \ af_ZA \ af_ZA.utf8 \ am_ET \ an_ES \ an_ES.utf8 \ ar_AE \ ar_AE.utf8 \ ar_BH \ ar_BH.utf8 \ ar_DZ \ ar_DZ.utf8 \ ar_EG \ ar_EG.utf8 \ ar_IN \ ar_IQ \ ar_IQ.utf8 \ ar_JO \ ar_JO.utf8 \ ar_KW \ ar_KW.utf8 \ ar_LB \ ar_LB.utf8 \ ar_LY \ ar_LY.utf8 \ ar_MA \ ar_MA.utf8 \ ar_OM \ ar_OM.utf8 \ ar_QA \ ar < 1453940964 97160 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` sed -i 's/.rjan/Ørjan/' bin/slashes < 1453940964 316037 :Riviera!Riviera@2a03:b0c0:1:d0::10:b001 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`locale < 1453940965 473533 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :LANG=en_NZ.UTF-8 \ LANGUAGE= \ LC_CTYPE="en_NZ.UTF-8" \ LC_NUMERIC="en_NZ.UTF-8" \ LC_TIME="en_NZ.UTF-8" \ LC_COLLATE="en_NZ.UTF-8" \ LC_MONETARY="en_NZ.UTF-8" \ LC_MESSAGES="en_NZ.UTF-8" \ LC_PAPER="en_NZ.UTF-8" \ LC_NAME="en_NZ.UTF-8" \ LC_ADDRESS="en_NZ.UTF-8" \ LC_TELEPHONE="en_NZ.UTF-8" \ LC_MEASUREMENT="en_NZ.UTF-8" \ LC_IDENTIFICATION="en_NZ < 1453940967 244042 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453940972 580754 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/slashes < 1453940979 117820 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/perl -w \ #By Ørjan Johansen, 2009-2012. This file is in the public domain. \ \ $| = 1; \ my $l = 0; \ \ $_ = join '', <>; \ while ($l < 512) { \ if (s!^([^/\\]+)!! or s!^\\(.)!!s) { \ $l += length($1); \ print($1); \ } \ else { \ if (s!^/((?:[^/\\]|\\.)*)/((?:[^ < 1453940982 297553 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay! < 1453940982 593627 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's better. < 1453940989 883206 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I keep forgetting what ``` does exactly, though. < 1453940999 690138 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/`` < 1453941000 780412 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ export LANG=C; exec bash -O extglob -c "$@" < 1453941035 114928 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no idea what the part other than LANG=C does < 1453941045 344735 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits bin/slashes < 1453941049 123598 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan tswett tswett oerjan < 1453941049 838230 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it enables @(these|globs) < 1453941057 44939 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1453941077 191655 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh oh, by Ørjan Johansen and tswett < 1453941077 419597 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls interp/sl* < 1453941078 792561 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access interp/sl*: No such file or directory < 1453941086 455777 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls interp/* < 1453941087 880525 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access interp/*: No such file or directory < 1453941091 109417 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :How did you know I was here? < 1453941092 185254 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls interps/sl* < 1453941093 532991 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access interps/sl*: No such file or directory < 1453941096 948041 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls interps < 1453941098 170259 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l \ 2l \ adjust \ axo \ befunge \ bfjoust \ bf_txtgen \ boof \ build.sh \ cfunge \ c-intercal \ clc-intercal \ dimensifuck \ egobch \ egobf \ fukyorbrane \ gcccomp \ gforth_quit \ ghc \ glass \ glypho \ kipple \ lambda \ lazyk \ linguine \ Makefile \ malbolge \ pbrain \ qbf \ rail \ rhotor \ sadol \ sceql \ trigger \ udage01 \ underload \ unlambda < 1453941111 241132 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashes < 1453941131 792688 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`file interps/underload < 1453941133 165921 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is ghc there? < 1453941133 753034 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :interps/underload: directory < 1453941142 40542 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453941149 21535 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashes /|/\//|\\|_|\ < 1453941149 846003 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't open /|/\//|\\|_|\: No such file or directory at /hackenv/bin/slashes line 7. < 1453941153 285097 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: this was copied from EgoBot. ghc doesn't actually work. < 1453941164 777420 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls interp < 1453941165 549449 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo '/|/\//|\\|_|\' | slashes < 1453941166 123542 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access interp: No such file or directory < 1453941166 533451 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :_ < 1453941178 109378 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/interp < 1453941179 203844 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ CMD=`echo "$1" | cut -d' ' -f1` \ ARG=`echo "$1" | cut -d' ' -f2-` \ exec ibin/$CMD "$ARG" < 1453941183 368663 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh ibin < 1453941200 232327 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls ibin/sl* < 1453941201 912750 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access ibin/sl*: No such file or directory < 1453941231 167571 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo '/q/\/*\\.\/..*\//qqqqq*.' | slashes < 1453941232 160841 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​..* < 1453941273 29525 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo '/*./..*/*****.' | slashes < 1453941274 70974 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​................................***** < 1453941328 645633 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo '/*./..*//.*/*\../***.' | slashes < 1453941329 610527 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​***................................................................ < 1453941347 891591 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo '/*./..*//.*/**\./***.' | slashes < 1453941348 896865 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​*********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** < 1453941361 450393 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo '/*./..*//.*/**\./***.' | slashes | wc < 1453941362 343368 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ 1 1 777 < 1453941367 635873 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo '/*./..*//.*/**\./****.' | slashes | wc < 1453941387 281491 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :you broke it < 1453941398 386921 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453941402 886206 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output? < 1453941439 827899 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone is ddosing github < 1453941521 419383 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, 95.5% availability < 1453941526 868065 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's heavy < 1453941649 227783 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!slashes /*./..*/*****. < 1453941650 16581 :EgoBot!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​................................***** < 1453941696 720787 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat ibin/underload < 1453941697 949171 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ . lib/interp \ interp_file "./interps/underload/underload.bin -o" < 1453941776 711472 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cp ibin/{underload,slashes}; sed -i '/interps.*/bin/slashes' ibin/slashes < 1453941779 961379 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed: can't find label for jump to `in/slashes' < 1453941787 70454 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1453941813 757533 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cp ibin/{underload,slashes}; sed -i 's/interps.*/bin/slashes"' ibin/slashes < 1453941815 32346 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed: -e expression #1, char 17: unknown option to `s' < 1453941833 934950 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cp ibin/{underload,slashes}; sed -i 's!interps.*!bin/slashes"!' ibin/slashes < 1453941836 988814 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453941847 5803 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`! slashes /*./..*/*****. < 1453941848 553937 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​................................***** < 1453941953 152969 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :only question is whether to make the bin/slashes work the same... < 1453942058 302873 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls bin/| < 1453942059 316807 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access bin/|: No such file or directory < 1453942095 85233 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah < 1453942430 607711 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :for christ sake github i need you to stay alive for 10 minutes < 1453942660 187814 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1453942679 101283 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1453943793 790899 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net QUIT :Quit: mihow < 1453944520 413513 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` base64 -d <<< H4sIAPpsqVYCAy2MywrCMBRE9/mK4dKFQg3WXRb9C3daIbG3GKy5kkayCPl362N1mOHMuN5JSjPD9ptCQfCQyGgcLW13XtmWg9bGVPp2K2SCY460Re5JAtKNke08k5okwsMHFGO03lc1iuLrTUBNsSc/XCqa3OIXqlZHe2dIYIySQ4unXRb4BBvlFca/t+uGz0rTehb4DTBBR8etAAAA | zcat > 99 < 1453944523 228157 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453944528 412104 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` wc -c 99 < 1453944529 133021 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :173 99 < 1453944535 533602 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` bash 99 < 1453944536 516641 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. \ Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. \ 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. \ Take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall. \ 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer. \ Take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the w < 1453944559 324609 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :is 173 good? < 1453944590 412802 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know what we need here? < 1453944593 680066 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Another bot xD < 1453944729 629121 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1453944860 223514 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION forgot to go to the store < 1453944886 257235 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1453944977 595747 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tail 99 < 1453944978 741190 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b=bottle a=({"no more $b"s,1\ $b,{2..99}" $b"s}" of beer") w="on the wall" \ for i in {99..0} \ do \ echo "${a[i]^} $w, ${a[i]}. \ Take one down, pass it around, ${a[i-1]} $w." \ done < 1453945007 161070 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh it was just a script, i somehow read that as being the song itself < 1453945037 19411 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellørjan. < 1453945046 109480 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: QUINTHELLOPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! < 1453945053 928389 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :evenily < 1453945094 750186 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: I was at the corner store to grab a carton of milk. as I passed the chips stand, I saw that there was a limited edition of Doritos. < 1453945099 263052 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :KETCHUP DORITOS. < 1453945112 296683 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I grabbed a bag for you. will be posted shortly. < 1453945132 172437 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: how's the Norwegian life? < 1453945521 397091 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :best i can do is 224 bytes :\ < 1453945545 59905 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :norrible hth < 1453945563 265209 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` base64 -d <<< H4sIAAhyqVYCAy2NQQ6CMBRE9z3F+MNCE2zEHQvWXsCdYtLKJxKx39ASMA13F9DVzLzMZGxhJYSWYYptJCd4ScdILPk0u86axqPWeT7RymaRGpa5ox2GgsQhPBiDaVtSY7Gls3kyxDEqGVyKt/EeTYDppHcVgU6CIOvGh+XIuAq2/8DLi9dr2qlaOjRoHGKea32YVCWK7w8BJdFcmvI2IRlS/MKkVRLHy2Z2f7TPyqWgad45/gLSidNX4AAAAA== | zcat > 99 < 1453945567 260533 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453945582 349626 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` bash 99 | tail -3 < 1453945584 172586 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Take one down, pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall. \ No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer. \ Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall. < 1453945617 684360 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? norrible < 1453945618 869671 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :norrible? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1453945658 106338 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like horrible, except parts are also falling off hth < 1453945658 876097 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn norrible isn't not horrible nor not horrible, but both. < 1453945662 818970 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'norrible': norrible isn't not horrible nor not horrible, but both. < 1453945672 254836 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` bash 129 < 1453945673 104459 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: 129: No such file or directory < 1453945674 48060 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that's confusing < 1453945682 484167 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Right. < 1453945686 879100 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heheh. < 1453945689 609431 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabellora. hth. < 1453945707 555097 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was thinking that someone had, as a joke, made "bash" a script which would output the n bottles of beer song. < 1453945730 665241 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: you must not be familiar with izabera's work. < 1453945905 161175 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :why, the 'bash' script could be written in bash itself < 1453945908 60452 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :7 bottles of beer on the wall, 7 bottles of beer. Split them in three, add one more with glee, 22 bottles of beer on the wall. < 1453945927 455396 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :22 bottles of beer on the wall, 22 bottles of beer. Take half of 'em down, and pass 'em around, 11 bottles of beer on the wall. < 1453945938 712423 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :11 bottles of beer on the wall, 11 bottles of beer. Split them in three, add one more with glee, 34 bottles of beer on the wall. < 1453945995 682108 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :34 bottles of beer on the wall, 34 bottles of beer. Take half of 'em down, and pass 'em around, 17 bottles of beer on the wall. < 1453946006 648339 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer. Split them in three, add one more with glee, 52 bottles of beer on the wall. < 1453946018 335686 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :52 bottles of beer on the wall, 52 bottles of beer. Take half of 'em down, and pass 'em around, 26 bottles of beer on the wall. < 1453946030 229764 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer. Take half of 'em down, and pass 'em around, 13 bottles of beer on the wall. < 1453946042 541970 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer. Split them in three, add one more with glee, 40 bottles of beer on the wall. < 1453946053 779965 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :40 bottles of beer on the wall, 40 bottles of beer. Take half of 'em down, and pass 'em around, 20 bottles of beer on the wall. < 1453946093 360444 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sick of this. < 1453946117 212490 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: 3n+1 bottles of beer. < 1453946156 195044 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` base64 -d <<< H4sIALB0qVYCAy1NSw7CIBDdc4rRdKGZStQdi669gDtbE7BjJFbGAKY1yN1tq6v3yfuYynCMHYGuVskxPtgTFqYO5W6EMu2lVCrPTka+oiHya+grdhhvhL3uOjFUq6O+E7IjbLl3JT51CGgjas8v18KBMfKcD3Ha165F83pj4AfNj2txZQ8WrIOklJTbLFoWdLkxLIukT7Y5Zyj6En4iS1Gk4bQY2d/a7JopIJdjz9EnekCo4QsJzQp13QAAAA== | zcat > 99 < 1453946159 534407 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453946165 948471 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` wc -c 99 < 1453946166 826591 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :221 99 < 1453946172 444350 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` bash 99 | tail < 1453946173 428670 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 bottles of beer on the wall, 4 bottles of beer. \ Take one down, pass it around, 3 bottles of beer on the wall. \ 3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer. \ Take one down, pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall. \ 2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer. \ Take one down, pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall. \ 1 b < 1453946190 258511 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION will stop now < 1453946270 379330 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :oooh wait i can make it shorter < 1453946308 32945 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` base64 -d <<< H4sIAGN1qVYCAy2NwQ6CMBBE7/2K1XCALDbqjRjO/oA3xKSVNRCxa9oSNLX/LqCnmXmZzOhSs/c9gSrTYBgfbAkTfXb5bpI87KUsiriQiHxDTWQzGEs26FvCUfW9eJXpSd0J2RA2PJocn8o57Dwqy4Np4Mjoeek7P+8r06Ae3uj4QctjJm5soYPOQCgKKbfxEARdW4Z1ElTV1ZcIyZjDL0QpkvCqVpP7o82ungtyLeLHW0A4wxcbDi9T2QAAAA== | zcat > 99 < 1453946311 107863 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1453946312 267687 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` wc -c 99 < 1453946313 169886 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :217 99 < 1453946343 196120 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could skip storing it in a file and oneline it with | tee >(wc) | tail -n 3 < 1453946345 346898 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :or so < 1453946358 837484 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P not trying to golf *that* part < 1453946365 796037 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fair enough .P < 1453946375 135536 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh. I hate when I accidentally lose an eye < 1453946416 869195 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's rather golfed, huh < 1453946431 339676 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :golfed bash is pretty crazy < 1453946710 806149 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-malbolge-995.html < 1453946939 34729 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :we need a separate category of code golfing: "code gzolfing" < 1453946965 739391 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1453947125 233580 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that < 1453947148 375155 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :for gzipped code? < 1453947154 70549 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess aiming for shortest ...yeah < 1453947162 577963 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an interesting idea < 1453947176 411063 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i only gzipped it to make it easier to paste here < 1453947197 128555 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you count gzipped bytes it changes what's expensive quite a lot < 1453947521 929435 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: TARTARY CHICKEN < 1453947602 548447 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :github is still down :\ < 1453948180 753995 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :pick a task < 1453948182 466166 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :any task < 1453948188 253408 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :like printing the first 100 primes < 1453948191 151361 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :or whatever < 1453948208 111052 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :now write two versions of a program that solves that task < 1453948224 571019 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :one must be longer than the other < 1453948244 943750 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the compressed version of the longest one must be shortest than the compressed version of the shortest one < 1453948277 681947 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/shortest/shorter/ < 1453948351 111516 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: zopfli gave the same size for given data < 1453948369 783718 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :guess it is almost unable to leverage LZ77 < 1453948397 419779 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, actually it was one byte bigger < 1453948915 928565 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: just name two identifiers something long but with a single-character difference vs. something shorter but with less overlap < 1453948932 290583 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :so taht the former compresses better than the latter < 1453949016 162398 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok i didn't really think about it, no wonder it's stupid < 1453949260 684621 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net QUIT :Quit: mihow < 1453950435 416194 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1453950948 148414 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:0(nop^)14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=46315&oldid=46210 5* 03John Misciagno 5* (+170) 10/* Why is there a distinction between functions and strings? */ < 1453952232 506932 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-1-122.dhcp.embarqhsd.net NICK :MDream < 1453952530 218662 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Language idea < 1453952535 917470 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The Inevitable" < 1453952554 241877 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :When a TI program halts, it is said to have "died" < 1453952570 926023 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The most important TI instruction is ; or @ or H or something, which halts the program < 1453952592 517627 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's also NOP < 1453952613 40657 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which prolongs the time before @ (which MUST be the last instruction) is reached < 1453952633 576802 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can do some other stuff in between, but if the program timer reaches a large but randomly-selected number, it keels over and dies. Painfully. < 1453952644 33450 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ kills it peacefully, at least < 1453952651 748627 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't let the timer run out < 1453952722 774999 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and the instructions executed in between do fairly menial tasks. It's all pointless in the end; eventually the program counter will hit @ and the program will die < 1453952728 746327 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(A nihilistic programming language) < 1453952755 28724 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It always halts < 1453952773 227208 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Because it terminates after a given (but probabilistic) number of cycles if it doesn't self-terminate) < 1453952888 691078 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and the program has a concept of how great its life is going. If its internal "pain" counter goes to high, it will self-modify so that there's a @ in the nearer future < 1453952912 292541 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOPs make it feel better, because they're vacation days < 1453953009 611736 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(This isn't reflective of my feelings on life, so don't worry xD) < 1453953372 134942 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07The Inevitable14]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=46316 5* 03Hppavilion1 5* (+742) 10Saving before I accidentally erase it somehow < 1453963480 917489 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-80-2.catv.broadband.hu QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1453968897 643595 :hppavilion[2]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1453969167 902311 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1453969196 511715 :Lymia!lymia@magical.girl.lyrical.lymia.moe QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1453969238 374682 :Lymia!lymia@magical.girl.lyrical.lymia.moe JOIN :#esoteric < 1453970205 761171 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1453970580 348575 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 JOIN :#esoteric < 1453970920 310559 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 JOIN :#esoteric < 1453971190 464883 :hppavilion[2]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Today's xkcd what if (or maybe it's from the past) wasn't destructive at all. < 1453971200 510424 :hppavilion[2]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In fact, it was a little /con/structive < 1453971618 829479 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the europa water siphon? < 1453971742 215549 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol seriously < 1453971750 490595 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :YouTube saying "your browser isn't supported anymore" < 1453971751 946120 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is this < 1453973038 680111 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-20-249.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1453974150 730471 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1453974185 959051 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Register: "Since 1632 PT (1232 UTC, 1132 AEDT), [github] has been down." They're a UK (sort-of) publication, surely they should be able to figure out that's not "1232 UTC". < 1453974480 745648 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1453974508 641478 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm using the universal moon clock anyway < 1453974592 766287 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: UMT? < 1453974654 161938 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: 1232 GMT did you mean? < 1453974776 877987 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know how a time based on the moon could work < 1453974797 773342 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but probably one moon is how long the moon takes to circle the earth < 1453974808 705168 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then you use 1000 moon ticks < 1453974812 87332 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :one moon has 1000 moon ticks < 1453974872 801815 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1453974892 680406 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 27.3217*24 < 1453974894 193806 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 655.7208 < 1453974900 133873 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a moon has roughly 655.7208 hours < 1453974906 345569 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (27.3217*24)/1000 < 1453974908 165205 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 0.6557208000000001 < 1453974913 197833 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :meaning a tick is uhm < 1453974919 190371 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 60*((27.3217*24)/1000) < 1453974921 56530 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 39.343248 < 1453974938 591105 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :roughly 39 min 20s < 1453974977 786910 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (60*((27.3217*24)/1000))/4 < 1453974979 568233 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 9.835812 < 1453974989 173826 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (60*((27.3217*24)/1000))/8 < 1453974991 277306 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 4.917906 < 1453975002 663240 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so 1/8th of a tick is about 5min < 1453975010 372392 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's kinda convenient. < 1453975055 628783 :hppavilion[2]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1453975073 29921 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 1000/27.3217 < 1453975074 796231 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 36.60094357232529 < 1453975213 606133 :jaboja!~jaboja@user-5-173-118-29.play-internet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1453976132 537620 :jaboja!~jaboja@user-5-173-118-29.play-internet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1453976876 787629 :jaboja!~jaboja@user-188-33-136-148.play-internet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1453977986 390964 :puckipedia!~puck@irc.puckipedia.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1453978088 653776 :puckipedia!~puck@irc.puckipedia.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1453979097 22482 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1453979867 253290 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :This train's announcements seem to be playing at approximately half the intended speed. < 1453979884 627865 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a very low-pitch voice as a result. < 1453979913 696281 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was once in a train that was playing the announcements for the return journey < 1453979917 240108 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :But at the right place < 1453979928 203819 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, as I was leaving York, it said "Now approaching York" < 1453979967 565562 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :One of the trains was off by one station in the announcements, that's also very confusing. < 1453981067 344867 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1453982830 433407 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've had that happen once, it's pretty confusing indeed < 1453983585 478217 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: ARTHROPOD CHICKEN < 1453984405 917871 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't tell parsec to use two chars lookahead can I? < 1453984494 486925 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codepad.org/BZNCCnfW <- this technically works < 1453984497 579512 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the try there is horrible < 1453984501 555540 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and makes error reporting shit < 1453984520 9332 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if it parses < 1453984527 705212 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will think the < from starts a new tag < 1453984535 794176 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then the noneOf "/" kicks in < 1453984538 771433 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it needs to backtrack < 1453984566 127285 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: `try` is there for such purposes < 1453984574 273609 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also if you have an error deeply nested such as < 1453984589 503161 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :


< 1453984592 845734 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :then due to the try < 1453984598 34926 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the error will be reported at the location of div < 1453984607 509493 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :when the offending location is actually where the
is < 1453984619 389422 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you get error on line 1 instead of error on line 4 or something < 1453984632 450687 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: yes and no. < 1453984634 717666 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it technically works < 1453984636 177785 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's shit < 1453984641 956326 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(for HTML it's shit) < 1453984659 385265 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(at least when used like in my codepad) < 1453984675 960136 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it backtracks all the time and the error reporting doesn't tell you the offending location < 1453984735 741703 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps you should try (no pun intended) char '<' `notFollowedBy` char '/' < 1453984786 967800 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :that should keep the backtracking local < 1453984848 276181 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(fun fact: `notFollowedBy` uses `try` internally) < 1453984881 274695 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh, but it ha a different type than I want. < 1453984900 453895 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :so try (char '<' >> notFollowedBy (char '/')) ... sigh < 1453984919 171043 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that works < 1453984923 673268 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the error reporting is the same < 1453984967 128794 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codepad.org/OqFh4iOG <- like that < 1453985016 782896 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(you still need the try for parseNode, otherwise it wont work) < 1453985098 106850 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1453988100 656003 :singingb1yo!~brandonso@thetis.ugrad.cs.ubc.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1453988109 745434 :singingb1yo!~brandonso@thetis.ugrad.cs.ubc.ca QUIT :Client Quit < 1453991917 256760 :jaboja!~jaboja@user-188-33-136-148.play-internet.pl QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1453992223 461884 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :reverse . dropWhile (isSpace) . reverse . dropWhile (isSpace) . map head . groupBy (\a b -> and [isSpace a, isSpace b]) < 1453992227 982575 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this seems awfully overcomplicated < 1453992254 627971 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-qzjcnelwjlfuxusa QUIT :Excess Flood < 1453992274 347414 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :intercalate " " . words < 1453992277 113212 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :should do the same thing < 1453992320 636136 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is intercalate? < 1453992421 942319 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i also like how and [isSpace a, isSpace b] is even longer than isSpace a && isSpace b < 1453992426 314586 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-fsceyljoguzhjxur JOIN :#esoteric < 1453992463 806019 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@type groupOn < 1453992465 101809 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: ‘groupOn’ < 1453992465 320898 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perhaps you meant one of these: < 1453992465 320998 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : ‘BSC.group’ (imported from Data.ByteString.Char8), < 1453992500 929085 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@define groupOn f = groupBy (\a b -> f a && f b) < 1453992502 746294 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Defined. < 1453992509 952525 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> groupOn (isSpace) " hi there " < 1453992511 807274 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : [" ","h","i"," ","t","h","e","r","e"," "] < 1453992519 249608 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's the coupon site, right? < 1453992533 834478 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yeah < 1453992537 765232 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the coupon trading place < 1453992729 713429 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1453993153 728311 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1453993160 729170 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.205 QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1453993427 777672 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-pcdpmrnmxonwrndd QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1453993451 811562 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-mvwpfetnsflxkorz JOIN :#esoteric < 1453994553 218789 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io NICK :nvd < 1453994630 836266 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? nvd < 1453994652 759964 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvd is what Taneb calls himself when he wants to feel professional. < 1453995505 602405 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-20-249.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1453996824 676962 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :parseNodes = many (try parseNode <|> parseTextNode) < 1453996855 345579 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell mroman parseNodes = many (parseTextNode <|> parseNode) < 1453996855 918276 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1453996963 88841 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have to learn what this does < 1453996992 577949 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell mroman The trick, I think, is to never put try around something bigger than what you need to commit to the choice. < 1453996993 128795 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1453997009 783204 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@type <|> < 1453997011 147516 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :parse error on input ‘<|>’ < 1453997019 964328 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@type (<|>) < 1453997021 566455 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alternative f => f a -> f a -> f a < 1453997032 801096 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1453997078 588884 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe i have to learn to use haskell that way < 1453997125 668320 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell mroman Also I'm pretty sure spaces is already optional... < 1453997126 260711 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1453997205 423074 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there volunteers to rewrite provided haskell code into something more idiomatic? < 1453997239 510269 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :technically parsec's version is not quite the same as the Alternative one, unless you are careful what you import < 1453997257 478782 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :for historical reasons, it has different precedence < 1453997311 179167 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: there's a codereview.stackexchange iirc < 1453997330 515787 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not there, though. in fact recently i'm not on stackoverflow either. < 1453997350 868615 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i never was there to begin with < 1453997418 482665 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dropped it when the backlog of every other website started growing. < 1453997431 24127 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and my computer crashed < 1453997432 73588 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1453997498 171431 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: i've found i no longer manage to follow all the websites i used to. < 1453997517 944393 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't been up to date on esolangs for months < 1453997568 746325 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and gave up trying to catch up some time in october. < 1453997591 804436 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :which was about when my computer crashed. < 1453997623 830622 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm on the fence on whether to try catching up to /r/haskell < 1453997923 635824 :p34k!~p34k@nat-wh-wz4-12.rz.uni-karlsruhe.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1453998131 9549 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, how is the computer situation, by the way? < 1453998168 199371 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems to be working now, except the other day the left arrow key started missing presses < 1453998190 344170 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :One of my keyboards died last week < 1453998195 376336 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm now down to only one keyboard < 1453998200 489650 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is a laptop < 1453998215 880082 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still no excuse to not having backup keyboards < 1453998239 244764 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have no idea how i would manage to use it with a backup keyboard. < 1453998301 6224 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it have a USB port? < 1453998307 38197 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is no room on my lap, you see. < 1453998347 399789 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Could you get a footstool < 1453998372 210001 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have a hard time enough sitting comfortable as it is. < 1453998986 348790 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*y < 1453999900 410761 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Later < 1454000335 468270 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could put the keyboard on top of the laptop's keyboard < 1454000435 355823 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could put the keyboard on top of your head. < 1454000463 829146 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :A flexible one. Then you get a scalp massage while you type. < 1454001369 522039 :Reece`!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454001462 661632 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-20-249.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1454004055 194923 :MDream!~fyrc@pa-67-235-1-122.dhcp.embarqhsd.net NICK :MDude < 1454005482 644916 :hppavilion[2]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454006865 428927 :hppavilion[2]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net NICK :hppavilion[1] < 1454007338 281186 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Quit: Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com < 1454008506 385832 :Reece`!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1454008549 795647 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :so uhm < 1454008558 493174 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :is arimaa the last one? < 1454008585 344603 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what else is left? < 1454008592 12382 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps nomic < 1454008763 348608 :Reece`!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454009143 787769 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1454010021 183865 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io NICK :Taneb < 1454010119 323336 :Reece!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454010126 371325 :Reece`!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1454010214 417697 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :snakes and ladders < 1454010257 881022 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Computers haven't beaten us at that < 1454010345 961288 :Reece!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1454010368 349102 :Reece!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454010411 868147 :Reece!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net NICK :Reece_ < 1454010992 340713 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also murder. < 1454011072 832398 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1454011138 95043 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I can fix that. < 1454011206 243345 :Reece_!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1454012137 301237 :Reece_!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454012235 365159 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arimaa doesn't look safe though, probably just needs a determined group of people like the alphago team... < 1454012254 548343 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(though it's awfully hard to predict such things, of course) < 1454012267 359658 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera, is arimaa the last what? < 1454012292 556547 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :game where computers don't beat expert human players < 1454012295 843128 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry arimaa was beaten in 2015 < 1454012300 963873 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arimaa fell < 1454012306 660026 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, missed that < 1454012358 66818 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-188-109-004-099.188.109.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Quit: Terminated < 1454012383 339681 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does this mean that Arimaa being hard for computers will stop being a selling point? < 1454012397 659930 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-188-109-004-099.188.109.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1454012418 840993 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it may be that the deep convolutional neural networks are just the thing that robbed us of our visual processing advantage... < 1454012528 830098 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :So what's left ... natural language translation, maybe. < 1454012572 399638 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :powerball is still unbeaten < 1454012593 913905 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. I didn't know about Arimaa < 1454012595 790764 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :games of chance, obviously < 1454012632 424518 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(pure chance, that is. backgammon is out, for example.) < 1454012639 31174 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ArimireFly < 1454012835 666025 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl JOIN :#esoteric < 1454013606 269886 :Reece_!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1454015062 567991 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454015953 95166 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make up the programming language where the Quickbooks telephone number is valid program (perhaps the simplest cat program?) < 1454016215 697620 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Currently the DNS for "zzo38computer.org" is not updated yet, the address is 24.207.50.123 < 1454016275 853926 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :When will it be updated? < 1454016520 341350 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. I notified them a few minutes ago < 1454016530 366642 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454016895 466724 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :the A record has a lifetime of an hour, apparently < 1454016934 895639 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the new one does; I'm assuming it's the same for the old one) < 1454016997 696144 :^v!~^v@172.56.10.16 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454017085 178010 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, new esowiki category: spam inspired programming languages < 1454017197 801994 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Yep < 1454017499 8537 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: we have some of those already < 1454017522 896072 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :see http://esolangs.org/wiki/Befunge/index.php < 1454017646 129697 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :we also have http://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck/w/index.php%3Ftitle%3DTalk:Brainfuck/index.php < 1454017658 388768 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the spambots of the time had quite a distinctive page naming style) < 1454017743 208224 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :and https://esolangs.org/wiki/Real_Fast_Nora%27s_Hair_Salon_3:_Shear_Disaster_Download < 1454017762 741525 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was actually a spambot name? < 1454017769 118280 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought it was just designed to look like them < 1454017799 776192 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmm. < 1454017806 421761 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's also https://esolangs.org/wiki/Twisted_Python_Chat_Server which was spambot-created and doesn't have a corresponding esolang /yet/, but really needs one < 1454017899 298011 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :2012-03-18: 15:11:01: For some reason, Google has tried to request http://esolangs.org/wiki/Real_Fast_Nora's_Hair_Salon_3:_Shear_Disaster_Download. / 15:11:08: Oh, it was a spma. < 1454017914 552581 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hope the resulting esolang, if any, has nothing to do with twisted or python or chat servers < 1454018261 505598 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it possible with Firefox to tell it to run a XUL application but to use a native program as the back-end to communicate with the GUI program (without using TCP/IP to do this communication)? < 1454018655 677876 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: oerjan reported you had in fact deleted the original spam. < 1454018694 418295 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Maybe a year or two before elliott said the comment int-e quoted, and Taneb made it the name of their language, at ion's suggestion (a few days later). < 1454018706 691235 :^v!~^v@172.56.10.16 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1454018740 950015 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I've deleted so many spam pages that I don't remember all their names < 1454018769 906158 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :How many spam pages must a person delete, before you call them a person? < 1454018806 477959 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. The allusion to the song doesn't really work terribly well after making it gender-neutral. < 1454018954 536951 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454019049 75810 :cnr!~connor@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1454019049 555809 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Incidentally, I've finally got a date for the thesis defence. < 1454019053 52613 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Latest stupid bureaucracy thing: I had done & gotten approval for the theoretical study part of the degree already in 2011 or so, but the deadline for using the old 60 course credit point degree requirements was Dec 31, 2015, so now I needed to send a new "this is my study plan" form, get it accepted by a professor, and submit it for approval by the doctoral degree council. < 1454019055 963758 :cnr!~connor@2a01:4f8:201:7482::2 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454019056 182703 :cnr!~connor@2a01:4f8:201:7482::2 QUIT :Changing host < 1454019056 182777 :cnr!~connor@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1454019061 607193 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the new study structure prescribes a minimum of 40 and a *hard maximum of 45* course credits, so I had to leave 4 (our of 12) courses completely out of the degree. So they're in effect entirely wasted. < 1454019068 10701 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Not that the list of courses makes any difference in anything, but it's still a bit of a shame.) < 1454019688 524052 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1454019851 949925 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454019871 829669 :^v!~^v@172.56.10.16 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454020139 734568 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1454020636 612093 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does Node.js now includes ES6? < 1454020675 238843 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1454020680 348011 :^^v!~^v@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454020695 642806 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-mvwpfetnsflxkorz QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1454020790 951406 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454020790 951491 :^v!~^v@172.56.10.16 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1454020804 381794 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-ywkbrgccfeabdntj JOIN :#esoteric < 1454021099 79103 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1454021116 736555 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1454021284 759969 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454021402 447635 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1454021791 487986 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : ais523: Maybe a year or two before elliott said the comment int-e quoted, and Taneb made it the name of their language, at ion's suggestion (a few days later). <-- 10 months iirc < 1454021817 193724 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :y'all fellow admins can look it up in the deleted revisions < 1454021866 400404 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(well, there's only that one.) < 1454022163 12048 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :10 months, 2 years -- close enough for government work. < 1454022240 194555 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :OKAY < 1454022509 149237 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have you used the newer JavaScript features such as ArrayBuffer and the "..." operator and so on? < 1454023582 304432 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :For example you can write: this.serial=String.fromCharCode(...mem.slice(18,24)); < 1454023889 733232 :Xe!~xe@unaffiliated/xe QUIT :Changing host < 1454023889 991924 :Xe!~xe@infoforcefeed/Xe JOIN :#esoteric < 1454023940 627808 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-20-249.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1454024282 767803 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you like to play the "Amoebax" game vs yourself? (You have to edit the configuration file by text-editor, as the GUI won't let you to assign the same keys for both players) < 1454024528 308500 :p34k!~p34k@nat-wh-wz4-12.rz.uni-karlsruhe.de QUIT :