< 1445819243 0 :sebbu3!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1445819253 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1445819266 0 :sebbu3!?@? NICK :sebbu < 1445820294 0 :GoToTell!~GotoTell@62-205-77-201.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1445820458 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1445820708 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? moth < 1445820710 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Moths are the main ingredient of mothballs. < 1445820714 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? myth < 1445820715 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A myth is a female moth. < 1445820731 0 :GoToTell!~GotoTell@62-205-77-201.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does Hack know that? < 1445820747 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because doesthiswork, tswett and int-e are being silly. < 1445820758 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/myth < 1445820765 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett < 1445820770 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least tswett < 1445820775 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, and ais523 too. < 1445820784 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/moth < 1445820786 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523 int-e < 1445820803 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellœrjan. < 1445820804 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but what did poor doesthiswork do < 1445820805 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was just correcting typos IIRC < 1445820828 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my sillyness was mostly disconected < 1445820830 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does Hack know what? < 1445820837 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: wisdom < 1445820838 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` culprits wisdom/mothology < 1445820840 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork < 1445820843 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1445820846 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn did: didn't < 1445820850 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'did:': did: didn't < 1445820914 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bood what _is_ the proper greeting term in the middle of the night anywaily < 1445820966 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? did < 1445820967 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you mean Moth? < 1445820968 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? bood < 1445820969 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bood? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1445820998 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn did : didn't < 1445821000 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'did': did : didn't < 1445821006 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? did < 1445821007 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :did : didn't < 1445821013 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm wisdom/did: < 1445821015 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1445821027 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` for f in wisdom/*; do culprits $f | grep -q doesthiswork && echo $f; done < 1445821039 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess it didn't work < 1445821047 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? did: < 1445821051 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :did:? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1445821057 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank you < 1445821059 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1445821068 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Bood was a form of currency used among bootleggers during Prohibition in the United States. < 1445821070 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'bood': Bood was a form of currency used among bootleggers during Prohibition in the United States. < 1445821095 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boodcoin. < 1445821100 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly. < 1445821145 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: possibly culprits is too expensive to run over an entire directory without timeout < 1445821163 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Might be < 1445821170 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or you may have messed up the command, what do i know) < 1445821216 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` for f in wisdom/mothology; do culprits $f | grep -q doesthiswork && echo $f; done < 1445821217 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1445821233 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't look good < 1445821312 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` for f in wisdom/mothology; do culprits $f | grep doesthiswork && echo $f; done < 1445821313 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1445821345 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` for f in wisdom/mothology; do echo $f; done < 1445821345 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/mothology < 1445821353 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok that much works :P < 1445821404 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` for f in wisdom/mothology; do culprits $f; done < 1445821406 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork < 1445821435 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` culprits wisdom/mothology 2>/dev/null < 1445821436 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork < 1445821449 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so not that < 1445821472 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` for f in wisdom/mothology; do culprits $f | grep doesthiswork ; done < 1445821474 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1445821479 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1445821491 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the anti-pinging feature < 1445821503 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's an anti-pinging feature? < 1445821509 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course < 1445821517 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat bin/culprits < 1445821518 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hg log --removed "$1" | grep summary: | awk '{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}' | sed "s/.$/\x0F&/" | xargs < 1445821528 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. right. < 1445821534 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should've remembered that < 1445821538 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits bin/culprits < 1445821541 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet Jafet tswett tswett shachaf shachaf shachaf FireFly FireFly FireFly FireFly FireFly FireFly shachaf < 1445821624 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` for f in wisdom/*; do culprits $f | tr -d $'\x0F' | grep -q doesthiswork && echo $f; done # another attempt, then < 1445821647 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :we have, alas, two different candidates for that feature, that one is ignored by some clients, the other one messes up shachaf's terminal < 1445821654 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/ < 1445821676 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't mess up this terminal. < 1445821682 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. < 1445821682 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it does highlight me, though < 1445821687 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So while I'm not at work you can use it. < 1445821707 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :How come your terminal at work doesn't support Unicode anyway? < 1445821714 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd think terminal emulators in this day and age would < 1445821726 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: there's the slight problem that it's supposed be written once and for all hth < 1445821745 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`date < 1445821745 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mon Oct 26 01:08:56 UTC 2015 < 1445821750 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :problem solved hth < 1445821764 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ddate < 1445821765 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 7th day of The Aftermath in the YOLD 3181 < 1445821784 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: I don't know, it's the default Mac OS X terminal. < 1445821965 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :does oren currently ping the person of that name? < 1445822021 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...he's asleep isn't he. < 1445822099 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course shachaf's terminal also messes up on every line HackEgo writes that starts with a non-alphanum. < 1445822121 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? unknown < 1445822122 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :unknown? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1445822126 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That also messes that terminal up. < 1445822137 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's pretty bad. < 1445822143 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think something might be wrong with its configuration, then < 1445822175 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :naturally, because that uses a ZWNS to avoid triggering myndzi < 1445822188 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^celebrate < 1445822188 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o| c.c \o/ ಠ_ಠ \m/ \m/ \o_ c.c _o/ \m/ \m/ ಠ_ಠ \o/ c.c |o/ < 1445822205 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :not that myndzi is all that triggerable these days. < 1445822236 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :^show celebrate < 1445822236 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(\o| c.c \o/ ಠ_ಠ \m/ \m/ \o_ c.c _o/ \m/ \m/ ಠ_ಠ \o/ c.c |o/)S < 1445822245 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thought so < 1445822567 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? cuplrits < 1445822568 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cuplrits? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1445822579 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? culprits < 1445822581 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`culprits` is a program that lists the lists the nicks responsible for a wisdom entry. Usage: `culprits wisdom/ENTRY < 1445822608 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? list < 1445822609 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :list is a fun program that HackEgo has! Run it with `list and join the fun! < 1445822619 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? it < 1445822620 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1445822630 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? HackEgo < 1445822631 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. < 1445822653 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unfortunately `list is broken I think < 1445822655 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? hax0r < 1445822656 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hax0r (see ¯\(°​_o)/¯) < 1445822687 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1445822691 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :arrow/Arrows are just strong monads in the category of profunctors. < 1445822707 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? monoid < 1445822708 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A monoid is the easy version of a category. < 1445822726 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :with only one object. lame. < 1445822734 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1445822735 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zombiecheney/ZombieCheney lives under a bridge. < 1445822756 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprit did: < 1445822757 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: culprit: not found < 1445822766 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? chaos < 1445822767 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :chaos? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1445822776 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprit chaos < 1445822777 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: culprit: not found < 1445822795 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1445822796 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ngevd/ngevd is a fake wisdom entry because having an actual infinite file in wisdom/ makes all manner of stuff bloody awkward. `? ngevd is special-cased in bin/?. leave this file alone Phantom_Hoover‼ also t​swett‼ < 1445822813 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah! an amendment! < 1445822838 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that I will amend some time tomorrow and/or amodné.) < 1445822847 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom\chaos < 1445822848 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1445822871 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/chaos < 1445822873 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1445822892 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: OBSTRUCTED CHICKEN < 1445823106 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ngevd < 1445823107 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :U,ؗûΐjˆÊ ?À¾bãJH‚‡{nïØ©\Apk)b[4PBáÖºYò‡wö £`40Ÿª+¸¥Iþà†ô.óó¡u|ÿÀèèMñüí¤2õˆàfÆ¢B8fùÜɶoÇxÉÓ Ð%>Agy*âW—£éæ9×;*N§´7tø=÷"vlè›LK⚧ÿUÎæ \ ¸Ì'¦ÖƱo ¥‚ 7Îi×(hE?›I#7–Äb¶VÏHÈÞ¯óç?ý—‘šóƒ—Šqƒ„ü˜1#ÑlcNU™»ãͧç–&BÛ,rtžŸ:ܚ\6l‘Ì5ÍlÉB³Ô2œëîºgO_ ¨è=6ÝgKòÎPŽâ|úY“/†m(æîûê=3ÚõϘέ@=ÎØø < 1445823206 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork: tip: a file that has never existed has no culprits hth < 1445823253 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think that HackEgo line managed to put a right-to-left marker in < 1445823285 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :always amusing when irssi shows a time like 13:20 < 1445823298 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i supposed that one can happen naturally. < 1445823365 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*-d < 1445823569 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits canary < 1445823571 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan oerjan ais523 shachaf ais523 oerjan oerjan ais523 oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan ais523 ais523 ais523 shachaf int-e oerjan elliott elliott elliott elliott elliott elliott elliott ais523 ais523 elliott FreeFull c00kiemon5ter Phantom_Hoover elliott oerjan shachaf elliott ais523 elliott < 1445823634 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :SQLite now has support for eponymous virtual tables which seem like a useful shortcut (my JSON and RDF extensions should automatically work with this feature without needing to modify the codes of those extensions). There is also indexes for expressions, and list of column names following the view name, and expression subtypes. < 1445823687 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it now uses semantic version numbers. However, it seem they did not add support for a virtual table to read and override the LIMIT and OFFSET clauses. < 1445823829 0 :qwertyo!~qwertyo1@wn-res-nat-129-97-125-60.dynamic.uwaterloo.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1445824007 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The ability to for a virtual table implementation to consume a LIMIT and/or OFFSET clause would be mostly useful when it reads data accessed over the internet.) < 1445824120 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ah, yes, has to be a consequence of the DST switch < 1445824138 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :although 13:20 seems like a bit too big of a gap < 1445824156 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :O KAY < 1445824171 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the actual time was 02:31 hth hth) < 1445824173 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1445824449 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wow, today's xkcd actually amused me, for the first time in a while < 1445824451 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that doesn't happen often < 1445824635 0 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dzyswfjynbeyljhz JOIN :#esoteric < 1445824829 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :what, xkcd has already updated? < 1445824837 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION doesn't normally check this early. < 1445824905 0 :shikhin!?@? NICK :{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} < 1445824936 0 :{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}!?@? NICK :shikhin < 1445825007 0 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1445825024 0 :GoToTell!~GotoTell@62-205-77-201.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :"A tib is half of a bit. A stib is a negative half of a bit. " is that official? < 1445825052 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GoToTell: it's a reference to http://esolangs.org/wiki/TURKEY_BOMB I think < 1445825057 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :either that, or inspired by it < 1445825110 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445825117 0 :GoToTell!~GotoTell@62-205-77-201.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. Thanks. < 1445825140 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and if you haven't seen TURKEY BOMB you should < 1445825154 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :esolangs doesn't really have an article about it because it's kind-of impossible to replicate the catseye treatment of it < 1445825192 0 :GoToTell!~GotoTell@62-205-77-201.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see "drinking game" so TURKEY BOMB is a movie? < 1445825296 0 :GoToTell!~GotoTell@62-205-77-201.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess not, that would be too simple. < 1445825312 0 :GoToTell!~GotoTell@62-205-77-201.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :The catseye page reads insane. < 1445825356 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GoToTell: indeed < 1445825390 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :scroll down to "Data Types" for the relevant bit < 1445825407 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't seem to have tib/stib but it has a bunch of other types in the same vein < 1445825740 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It also seem like difficult/impossible to implement such thing < 1445825811 0 :GoToTell!~GotoTell@62-205-77-201.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm leaning towards impossible. < 1445825841 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are physically possible realisations of much of the language < 1445825848 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I tried to implement the TURKEY BOMB itself (the type) in C++ once < 1445825892 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's surprisingly hard to make a type that admits only one value that is a reference to itself, at least if you want to be able to dereference it by reading its bit pattern as a memory address /and/ you want to avoid overloading < 1445826799 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :halp meh :X < 1445826805 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.codeeval.com/open_challenges/108/ trying to solve this < 1445826835 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is my code http://arin.ga/X1XiOB/raw and this is a test with their input http://arin.ga/oRgCrM/raw < 1445826868 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it produces the expected output on that, but the score is only 90% < 1445826880 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :dafuq am i doing wrong? < 1445826992 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :..somehow i messed up the test case while pasting it http://arin.ga/ivbW3Y/raw < 1445827835 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :fixed it <.< my insert mode was broken < 1445827846 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay 100% < 1445827857 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://arin.ga/eupmlA/raw here it is <.< < 1445827858 0 :GoToTell!~GotoTell@62-205-77-201.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :well done. < 1445828131 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :guys you have to try that site < 1445828138 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's full of nice problems < 1445828265 0 :rntz!~rntz@pool-96-248-68-233.cmdnnj.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445828271 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://open.kattis.com/ is also fun if one likes competitive programming < 1445828340 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is competitive programming? < 1445828376 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you have an opponent and whoever finishes first wins? < 1445828416 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Competitive_programming < 1445828419 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kinda < 1445828465 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Usually there is a set of problems to solve, and the goal is to solve as many problems as possible within the event.. although time is used as a tie breaker < 1445828520 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm < 1445828531 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome rntz < 1445828532 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rntz: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) < 1445828543 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: here's a good example: https://open.kattis.com/problems/islandhopping < 1445828555 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :of the type of task that competitive programming usually involves < 1445828556 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess you've been here before. < 1445828595 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: usually the main focus is in coming up with an algorithm to solve the problem, and then implementing the algorithm.. so there's a lot of focus on algorithms and data structure knowledge < 1445829012 0 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445829569 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> groupBy ((==)`on`(' '==))"usually the main focus is in coming up with an" < 1445829570 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : ["usually"," ","the"," ","main"," ","focus"," ","is"," ","in"," ","coming","... < 1445829723 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Helluu < 1445829796 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, it wasn't very clear to me that newlines should be ignored, in that terminal task < 1445829803 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :from the description, I mean < 1445829830 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> nub "Helluu" < 1445829831 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : "Helu" < 1445829884 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :> nub "HeHe" < 1445829886 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : "He" < 1445829898 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well I also got 90 :P darn < 1445829910 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> map head $ group "HeHe" < 1445829912 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : "HeHe" < 1445829914 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: i had the same problem with newlines < 1445829954 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's tempting to look at your code to see what tripped you up for the 90→100p, but I'll try to figure it out first < 1445829961 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can look at card I make up, tell me if you think Wizards of the Coast will print them or not, and idea of favor text if you have, too < 1445829967 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it might be an issue with my clear-til-end-of-line < 1445829988 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: "for the 90→100p" ?? < 1445829995 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, uh, oops < 1445829998 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm stupid < 1445830009 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you only got 90% initially, right? < 1445830022 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, I did something stupid < 1445830034 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't remember what the score < 1445830036 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :was < 1445830048 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry < 1445830081 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric : it produces the expected output on that, but the score is only 90% ← this, I mean < 1445830140 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what logs are for < 1445830152 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :so people don't have to remember < 1445830241 0 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1445830520 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay, 100% < 1445830525 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1445830543 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Somehow I got 90% even though I completely forgot to implement insert-mode... < 1445830611 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, your bash implementation is nicer and much shorter than my C one :P < 1445830635 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's unlikely < 1445830644 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well it's certainly shorter < 1445830655 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :although I didn't hardcode the size of the buffer in mine < 1445830668 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :mine has to use eval for the 2d array < 1445830673 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://xen.firefly.nu/up/terminal.c.html if you're curious < 1445830687 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh neat colors < 1445830818 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :HireFly < 1445830839 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hachaf < 1445830940 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :yours is much more professional... < 1445830961 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Umm, I don't know < 1445831043 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :night of the pizza < 1445831061 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :night of the living pizza < 1445831071 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's sad that FizzBuzz has a 37% success rate on that site < 1445831079 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was sort of hoping it wasn't living, if nothing else then for its own sake < 1445831098 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: it's harder than the standard fizzbuzz < 1445831116 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah < 1445831126 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, slightly < 1445831612 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to see an EsoDB < 1445831613 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1445831655 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't just add eso in front of everything < 1445831671 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Esoesolang < 1445831868 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Yes. I can. < 1445831877 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Esoanimal" < 1445831894 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :- An animal that is different from anything you've ever seen < 1445831902 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Esoroom" < 1445831908 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :- A room that is different from anything you've ever seen < 1445831934 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Esocomputer" < 1445831934 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :does that mean that the second time you see an eso* thing, it's not eso anymore? < 1445831948 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :- A computer that is different from anything you've ever seen < 1445831962 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've seen #esoteric many times... < 1445831971 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: "Anything you've ever seen" excludes that thing itself because of well-founded set theory. < 1445831976 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! < 1445831979 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :a cat that look like an elephant wouldn't be an esocat < 1445831997 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, you're saying it should just be #teric then? < 1445832041 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it would be < 1445832054 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, assuming you've seen elephants < 1445832055 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to go join that channel now < 1445832343 0 :Wright!~Wright@c-98-225-44-92.hsd1.wa.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1445832441 0 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445833538 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some of these easy tasks are a bit silly.. like https://www.codeeval.com/open_challenges/4/ < 1445833572 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose it would be against the spirit of the question, but there doesn't seem to be anything stopping one from just hardcoding the answer < 1445833739 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.codeeval.com/open_challenges/155/ about this one < 1445833820 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :the first repeated 5-char string in their sample input is "he ne" < 1445833856 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess i'll have to check that it contains no space when decoded < 1445833970 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, and also that it is surrounded by non-letters probably < 1445833981 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1445833987 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :annoying < 1445834146 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :The lack of bounds on these tasks is a bit annoying < 1445834172 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't state whether N might be negative, or whether a character + N might be >255, or ... < 1445834753 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? chaos? < 1445834755 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :chaos? ¯\(° _o)/¯ < 1445834759 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? chaos < 1445834760 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :chaos? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1445834786 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mv wisdom/chaos{\?,} < 1445834788 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1445834791 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? chaos < 1445834792 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :chaos? ¯\(° _o)/¯ < 1445834920 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :._. < 1445835069 0 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1445835369 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/learn < 1445835370 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\? .*//') \ echo "$1" >"wisdom/$topic" \ echo "Learned '$topic': $1" < 1445835475 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/[?] /?[,.!?]\? /' bin/learn < 1445835476 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1445835479 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/learn < 1445835480 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[,.!?]? .*//') \ echo "$1" >"wisdom/$topic" \ echo "Learned '$topic': $1" < 1445835484 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1445835487 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1445835494 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm: cannot remove `/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/env/.hg/store/data/canary.orig': Is a directory \ Done. < 1445835502 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/[?] /?[,.!?]\\? /' bin/learn < 1445835504 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1445835507 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/learn < 1445835508 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[,.!?]\? .*//') \ echo "$1" >"wisdom/$topic" \ echo "Learned '$topic': $1" < 1445835532 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn chaos? ¯\(° _o)/¯ < 1445835534 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'chao': chaos? ¯\(° _o)/¯ < 1445835537 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1445835551 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm wisdom/chao < 1445835552 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1445835566 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think it worked, anyhow < 1445835579 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1445835618 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/[[]/[:;/' bin/learn < 1445835620 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1445835628 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/learn < 1445835629 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//') \ echo "$1" >"wisdom/$topic" \ echo "Learned '$topic': $1" < 1445835689 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? horse < 1445835690 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :horse? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1445835703 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse! < 1445835706 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'horse': A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse! < 1445835738 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse! < 1445835740 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'horse': A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse! < 1445836004 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1445836057 0 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1445836500 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@ip-89-177-144-144.net.upcbroadband.cz QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1445836523 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@ip-89-177-144-144.net.upcbroadband.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1445836563 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: do you have a kingdom? < 1445836588 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly JOIN :#esoteric < 1445836659 0 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1445836681 0 :JesseH!~JesseH@oftn/member/JesseH QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1445836840 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, i'm all out < 1445836884 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1445836996 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: I took the liberty to add you on codeeval < 1445837077 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you make the Fizzbuzz with TeX shorter than 142 (and with no error messages)? < 1445837481 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: uh ok thanks, i didn't really focus on the social side of that side < 1445837483 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :yet < 1445837518 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :did i just admit of having no life even on programming sites? < 1445837536 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :\newcount\-\let~\advance\day0\loop~\-1~\day1~\mit\ifnum\-=3\-0Fizz\fi\ifnum\fam=5Buzz\rm\fi\ifvmode\the\day\fi\endgraf\ifnum\day<`d\repeat\bye < 1445837576 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :does tex count as esoteric? < 1445837586 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know? < 1445837593 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :why don't you know? < 1445837621 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it kind of does but not quite by completely? < 1445837623 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd say it counts as esoteric if one uses it for something other than markup < 1445837646 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT : < 1445837665 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it count if you print fizzbuzz as the background of your thesis? < 1445837683 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe < 1445837711 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even if you are typesetting a document you can use it for other stuff within the document too < 1445837925 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Such as calculating when is Easter, parsing a set of chess moves, parsing a picture file, and auto-generating an index (I think it is more common to use an external program to generate the index, and then recompile the document again afterward) < 1445837973 0 :nisstyre!~yourstrul@li611-52.members.linode.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1445838072 0 :GoToTell!~GotoTell@62-205-77-201.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- The alternative IRC client < 1445838426 0 :nisstyre!~yourstrul@li611-52.members.linode.com QUIT :Changing host < 1445838426 0 :nisstyre!~yourstrul@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1445838635 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1445838989 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445841721 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Print "deadfish"14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44888&oldid=43947 5* 03Oerjan 5* (+4) 10wikify, grm < 1445842522 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@47-168-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Quit: WALRUS MAAAAAAAAAAAAN < 1445843062 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: in your page, it says 93/6207 memory usage < 1445843065 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is that? < 1445843103 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it means he has 6114 memories left hth < 1445843130 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: no idea < 1445843348 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :also in the right side of my leaderboard page, it says "Your profile is currently: NOT VISIBLE to employers." < 1445843353 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :not sure how to change it < 1445843392 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is totally abusing the fact that someone is on that site < 1445843660 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :There was a thing in the settings for whether one is interested in job opportunities, I think < 1445843925 0 :nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi < 1445843948 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: i tried that but it still says not visible :| < 1445843956 0 :nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm looking for a esoteric language that's somewhat functional, lambda-calculus inspired maybe. < 1445843982 0 :nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix PRIVMSG #esoteric :Concatenative (stack-based) would be great but not needed. < 1445843988 0 :nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any recommendation? < 1445844223 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's unlambda if you want combinatory logic < 1445844241 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think underload is concatenative < 1445844306 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's also joy, but that is less esoteric and more practical (although there's http://tunes.org/~iepos/joy.html which has a bit of an esoteric flavour to it, maybe) < 1445844314 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :oddly specific requirements < 1445844438 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nitrix: definitely underload < 1445844493 0 :nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh that looks interest. < 1445844541 0 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1445844565 0 :nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interesting* < 1445844671 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's also Real Fast Nora's Hair Salon 3: Shear Disaster Download < 1445844691 0 :nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix PRIVMSG #esoteric :I worked on XY, if you guys know it. < 1445844702 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :XY? < 1445844716 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm we don't seem to have a page on it... < 1445844717 0 :nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.nsl.com/k/xy/xy.htm < 1445844764 0 :nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's similar to cat-lang but it borrows a low from Lazy K. I joined the effort when it was almost complete. < 1445844766 0 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1445844778 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does the name "Real Fast Nora's Hair Salon 3: Shear Disaster Download" mean? < 1445844782 0 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1445844784 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm concatenative with first class continuations - i think Burlesque has that < 1445844814 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: once upon a time a spammer made a page on our wiki by that name < 1445844832 0 :nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's great, it exhibit nice properties. I'm collecting ideas at the moment and see if I can invent my own this time. < 1445844834 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and Taneb stole it < 1445844839 0 :nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've been meaning to do this for a few years now. < 1445844853 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is the best antispam strategy i've ever seen < 1445844859 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :turn spam into non spam < 1445845098 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nitrix: oh also Fueue which is a mad language Taneb made by replacing underload's stack with a queue. i'm the only one who has managed to program it. < 1445845111 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(since i noticed XY has a queue) < 1445845180 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(well, not just replacing, also added some arithmetic.) < 1445845197 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's say "inspired by" < 1445845332 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :eep, my brain isn't what it was. < 1445846501 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1445847318 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07J-why14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44889&oldid=44603 5* 0382.116.252.148 5* (+273) 10 < 1445847856 0 :zadock!~outsider@cthulhu.tuiasi.ro JOIN :#esoteric < 1445848156 0 :zadock!~outsider@cthulhu.tuiasi.ro QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1445848180 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07J-why14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44890&oldid=44889 5* 0382.116.252.148 5* (+273) 10/* Secondary Rules */ < 1445848607 0 :^v!~^v@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1445848657 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445848661 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fnárd < 1445848664 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages-loud < 1445848665 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e said 23h 5m 22s ago: I've installed some 32 bit libraries so your blsq executable should now work < 1445848669 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o/ < 1445848718 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell int-e Yeah, the executable runs :) < 1445848718 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1445849335 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://104.167.104.168/~burlesque/burlesque.cgi?q=3ro%29ro < 1445849336 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :works < 1445850392 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1445850947 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still keep parsing it as "((Real Fast Nora's) Hair Salon ...) Download" and not "Real Fast (Nora's Hair Salon ...) Download". < 1445850992 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like the first one more tbh < 1445851003 0 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-193-184.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: the first one is the correct parsing :P < 1445851008 0 :GoToTell!~GotoTell@62-205-77-201.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1445851111 0 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-193-184.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually I think I parse it as "(Real Fast Nora's) Hair Salon 3: (Shear Disaster Download)" < 1445851169 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :dito < 1445851199 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :IMDB suggests the originally intended parsing was the "Real Fast (...) Download", but I guess it's possible Taneb has changed it. < 1445851229 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :who cares about imdb < 1445851465 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :IMDB? < 1445851469 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it a film? < 1445851604 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1445851621 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Delicious (T. Ashanti Mozelle) is in charge of maintaining Nora s legacy and tradition by running & managing the shop. The dysfunctional group of hairstylists consisting of Janelle, Nina, Xenobia, Tashina, and manicurists Ming and Ling are still up to their old antics!" < 1445851643 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Ratings: 3.7/10 from 38 users" < 1445851647 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :It might not be a very good one. < 1445851660 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you can download it real fast < 1445851670 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :The summary doesn't sound all that disastrous. < 1445851680 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: Well, that was just the setup. < 1445851689 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :"One day, reality show producer Charles (Miguel Nuñez) enters the shop. Captivated by the goings-on inside, he proposes that Nora s Hair Salon have its own show. Immediately, the salon crew signs on with hopes of money and fame, but they get more than they bargained for when they learn that Charles has ulterior motives. Now, the crew must come together to see that this reality tape never sees ... < 1445851695 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :... the light of day." < 1445851714 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think it even has Nora in it. < 1445851767 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you give a link < 1445851777 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1714080/ < 1445851798 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, it's called just Nora's Hair Salon 3: Shear Disaster < 1445851804 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was trying to search for "Real Fast Nora's" < 1445851812 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so the "Real Fast" is about the download? < 1445851821 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that's what the above discussion was about. < 1445851823 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder how many people have downloaded it (regardless of speed) < 1445851872 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had thought the Real Fast was about the Saloon, as in, the hairdresser does your hair real quick. < 1445851882 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even for complicated wedding hairdo. < 1445851907 0 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-193-89.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1445852099 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445852329 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: iirc from previous discussions / imdb lookups, nora dies in the first movie < 1445852795 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah i must have found that on wikipedia < 1445852976 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1445853080 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wikipedia and imdb don't even agree what the 3rd movie is called :P < 1445853627 0 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1445853632 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1445853658 0 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1445853895 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly JOIN :#esoteric < 1445853905 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: I'd have installed the libraries sooner, but I missed the discussion on friday (hilights don't work when the channel is currently active in irssi when one goes idle...) < 1445853999 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: oh and GG updated early < 1445853999 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: No problem :) < 1445854008 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thank you very much for doing this. < 1445854032 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It works :) < 1445854039 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://104.167.104.168/~burlesque/burlesque.cgi?q=|[12+23.%2By13%3F*Y]| < 1445854229 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: does burlesque do any (intentional) file IO? It's currently running as the burlesque user... < 1445854435 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(otoh, I've imposed some mild resource limts: 256MB and 15 seconds CPU time... so at least there should not be any runaway processes) < 1445854622 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No @intentional < 1445854630 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: bah... no news on the impending doom... V-gas, slaver engines... what's going to happen? I NEED TO KNOW! < 1445854639 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Burlesque has absolutely no I/O. < 1445854661 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Burlesque Interpreter runs in State monad without I/O < 1445854701 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok, then I probably won't bother with sandboxing it any further :) < 1445854736 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless someone finds a vulnerability in the haskell runtime < 1445854772 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah I won't rule that out; hence "intentional". < 1445854772 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :runProgramNoStdin :: String -> String < 1445854885 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 3 -- this is much, much, worse than that < 1445854887 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 3 < 1445854986 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: well those things in the previous comic certainly _looked_ like slaver engines. miniature ones. < 1445855097 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :so that's what happened to schlockmercenary.com ... not a conspiracy after all, whew. http://howardtayler.com/2015/10/that-dns-thingy-yesterday/ < 1445855257 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: that's what they _want_ you to think. < 1445855264 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, I wonder... how could the master of Paris not know about this? Or does he? < 1445855275 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a good question. < 1445855327 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :at the rate he must be getting overthrow attempts, he and his minions must be pretty good at it < 1445855327 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also that's one of the worst parking sites I've ever seen... it demands that you enable Javascript!) < 1445855450 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: A bit conspirationally, the x.schlockapp.com site is missing this Monday's strip. < 1445855459 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh well, I really love the intense, grim look of Madame Velix in Friday's comic. < 1445855472 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It appeared in my Feedly feed, but the image never loads in Feedly, and I still get the parking page.) < 1445855650 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445855821 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: well, the comic is there; I've added this to /etc/hosts: http://sprunge.us/dGEB < 1445855882 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :but apparently the bogus name servers are cached for 2, perhaps even 3 days. < 1445856470 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :alternative way of getting the comic: curl -O -H "Host: static.schlockmercenary.com" http://174.142.197.113/comics/schlock20151026.jpg < 1445857347 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445857387 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat JOIN :#esoteric < 1445857388 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :INSERT @00000000 : START : WHILE A A : GO 0x00000600 : GO 0x00000700 < 1445857391 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :INSERT @00000600 : STRSET $LIDIOT "Lyka is an idiot." < 1445857393 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :INSERT @00000700 : CONOUT $LIDIOT < 1445857401 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :My program language in non-asm mode: < 1445857414 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hellyka! you're an idiot? < 1445857425 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :(okay, the first line came out last...) < 1445857481 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :does one not self-depricate code? < 1445857493 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, wisdom has gone two months without updates < 1445857536 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and is, therefore, completely uninfested by moths) < 1445857540 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION does not understand. < 1445857547 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, s/moths/moth myths/ < 1445857549 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom? < 1445857558 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lyka: the pdf in the topic < 1445857563 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily maintains it < 1445857573 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1445857577 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fsvo maintains. I'm a few weeks late. < 1445857605 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1445857607 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :dc/dc is short for "dump core". (try it out yourself: dc -e '[') < 1445857613 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Lyka < 1445857614 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lyka? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1445857621 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh shit... < 1445857648 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :accidentally changed my screen res to 640x480 < 1445857663 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :good old times < 1445857714 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :nostalgia is 720x348 amber... < 1445857720 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, just 1024x768 < 1445857727 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it felt like... < 1445857745 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :320x200. I had colours! COLOURS! 16 of 'em! < 1445857782 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :was that EGA? < 1445857792 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope, only CGA. < 1445857793 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :CGA? EGA hat 640x350... < 1445857809 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :EGA was 640x480. < 1445857815 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :i never used a pre-vga machine < 1445857842 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :(except for an apple IIe) < 1445857873 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: it really didn't; you needed VGA or vendor extensions for that. < 1445857914 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(these details are such a waste of brain capacity) < 1445857922 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :VGA was 640x480x4 (16-bit color) < 1445857954 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :My first computer was SVGA < 1445857966 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :1024x768x24 < 1445857972 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: ah? < 1445857986 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/16-bit color/16 colors/ < 1445858111 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you understand the hydra hcode language as i typed it? < 1445858136 0 :Hoolootwo!~Hoolootwo@you.know.what.toasters.rocks PRIVMSG #esoteric :the first computer I owned and learned to program with had 96x64 < 1445858231 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION inserts tasteless comment that makes her realize she is not fit to be online at the moment < 1445858403 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION must decide between exiting his bed and lying back down on it < 1445858774 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"WHILE A A"? Though the "GO"s make sense, there's nothing returning from them... and INSERT @00000600 when 0x00000600 is around is confusing < 1445858789 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lyka: understand the mattress. cherish the pillow. stare at the detailed ceiling. < 1445858822 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: embrace the ceiling's many aspects. understand the world. close the world... < 1445859023 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: ALABASTER CHICKEN < 1445859204 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1445859375 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHILE A A ; While A == A < 1445859438 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :INSERT @00000600 ; Insert the asm code that this is shorthand for starting at position 0x00000600 < 1445859596 0 :Lyka!~scat@unaffiliated/schrodingerscat PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, i could stick to "SET 04 00 01 GADR 00 00 01 00 02 00 03 00 JINZ 04 00 00 00 01 00 02 00 03 00" like stuff < 1445859648 0 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Later < 1445860288 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1445861081 0 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1445862564 0 :Lyka!?@? NICK :Lyka|Away < 1445862568 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-092-072-164-249.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Quit: Terminated < 1445863164 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445863404 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1445863861 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1445864742 0 :Guest37878!~noncom@84.52.94.213 QUIT :Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/ < 1445864931 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445865307 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1445865378 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07QO14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44891&oldid=44877 5* 03Zdimension 5* (+184) 10Added = operator < 1445865673 0 :qwertyo!~qwertyo1@wn-res-nat-129-97-125-60.dynamic.uwaterloo.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1445865685 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1445867159 0 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-193-89.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1445868191 0 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1445868218 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1445868288 0 :bender|!~benderx2@unaffiliated/bender/x-9459530 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445868315 0 :spiette!~spiette@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445868327 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly JOIN :#esoteric < 1445868348 0 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1445869085 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445869611 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1445869623 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@71-20-42-132.war.clearwire-wmx.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1445870383 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: I don't see the rotated long vowel sign, or the rotated Chinese dot and comma. < 1445870401 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: and is that really "Deseret and Shavian alphabets"? It looks as if it was only Deseret, or something < 1445870414 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :though... I dunno < 1445870422 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are some shavian letters < 1445870424 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so maybe < 1445870430 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dunno, I don't understand this stuff < 1445870487 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: I can sympathize, I'm in a lecture about representing a chomsky grammar as a graph grammar < 1445870519 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't understand this stuff < 1445870551 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: also, 百 still < 1445870842 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445871085 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1445871190 0 :bender|!~benderx2@unaffiliated/bender/x-9459530 QUIT :Quit: [G-socks is the new trend now!] < 1445871376 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445871578 0 :JesseH!~JesseH@oftn/member/JesseH JOIN :#esoteric < 1445871807 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1445872453 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the highest-level brainfuck outthere? < 1445872531 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :brainfuck < 1445872595 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Could you elaborate? I'm not sure I'm understanding the question < 1445872654 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like brainfuck derivatives that make it little less brainfucky < 1445872669 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh < 1445872672 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, not brainfuck < 1445872684 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :brainfuck "derivatives" < 1445872688 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or brainfuck extensions < 1445872699 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is tempted to say "Mathematica" (or some other CAS)... and wait for objections < 1445872729 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OBJECTION < 1445872749 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? stephen wolfram < 1445872750 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stephen Wolfram is an esolanger with too much money and power. Taneb invented him. < 1445872763 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay I'll admit that I was hoping for justifications as well. < 1445872773 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well you were wrong. < 1445872783 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Wolfram language is higher-level < 1445872786 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :What? How can I be wrong about my hopes... < 1445872800 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, they're the same thing < 1445872805 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know, but it's certainly possible to be wrong about hopes. < 1445872810 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wikipedia's CSS seems to have failed < 1445872817 0 :Froox!~Frooxius@ip-89-177-144-144.net.upcbroadband.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1445872841 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a brainfuck derivative that uses the tape like a mix between a stack and a tape? < 1445872855 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :tack < 1445872856 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :stape < 1445872860 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i.e. it's a stack but with < > you can manipulate the stack pointer < 1445872929 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(so technically all brainfuck programs would run perfectly fine, at least the ones in normal form) < 1445872956 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@ip-89-177-144-144.net.upcbroadband.cz QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1445873023 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but there would be additional commands like adding two numbers on the stack < 1445873029 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :stuff like that < 1445873037 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445873048 0 :Froo!~Frooxius@ip-89-177-144-144.net.upcbroadband.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1445873095 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: the Ook! derivative I wrote a long time ago had some stuff like that < 1445873108 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although it had two tapes that moved independently rather than a stack < 1445873128 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess you could also traverse a tree... this may have been done < 1445873134 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :...or a grid, for that matter < 1445873182 0 :Froox!~Frooxius@ip-89-177-144-144.net.upcbroadband.cz QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1445873271 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or a balloon? < 1445873385 0 :nycs!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1445873478 0 :nycs!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Read error: No route to host < 1445873525 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1445873591 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1445873846 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445874106 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1445874562 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1445875205 0 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dzyswfjynbeyljhz QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1445875723 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Main> run "+++>++++>++aa@n" < 1445875723 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :9 < 1445875727 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^- like that < 1445875737 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(a is an addition, @ show number, n show newline) < 1445877153 0 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445877495 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maths vocabulary is fun sometimes < 1445877507 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just had a lecturer ask "How many of you have come across bags?" < 1445877529 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :does he mean multisets? < 1445877592 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1445877627 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :YEs < 1445877809 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I remember a talk where the presenter was visibly happy that he finally found "the right" notation for bags: ⟅ ... ⟆ < 1445877886 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So the natural numbers are a free semilattice generated by powers of 2. < 1445877887 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode ⟅⟆ < 1445877888 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+27C5 LEFT S-SHAPED BAG DELIMITER] [U+27C6 RIGHT S-SHAPED BAG DELIMITER] < 1445877901 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the positive naturals are a free commutative monoid generated by the primes. < 1445877936 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What other exciting free structures do they have? < 1445877949 0 :TieSoul!~TieSoul@86.89.119.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445877991 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about the basic one (free monoid)? < 1445878005 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You mean, free monoid generated by a singleton set? < 1445878006 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :with one generator. < 1445878012 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure. < 1445878025 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What else? < 1445878040 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, any free countable thing... by definition of countability ;) < 1445878053 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :look < 1445878057 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is why parametricity is great < 1445878062 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean naturality < 1445878068 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't let you play those tricks < 1445878246 0 :TieSoul!~TieSoul@86.89.119.147 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1445878355 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe the conaturals have something? You have structure with min/infty and and so on. < 1445878377 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :liftA2 mappend/pure mempty for ZipList () < 1445878546 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe that would be a cofree thing, because it's codata? < 1445878596 0 :llue!~gnomebad@cpc15-croy20-2-0-cust489.croy.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445878596 0 :llue!~gnomebad@cpc15-croy20-2-0-cust489.croy.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Changing host < 1445878596 0 :llue!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu JOIN :#esoteric < 1445878664 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :The skeleton of the category of morphisms between finite vector spaces over the reals is I think equivalent to the naturals < 1445878699 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1445878770 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean the objects are? < 1445878800 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is true but objects aren't important < 1445878825 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :PERHAPS < 1445878826 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :all you're saying is that there are countably infinitely many objects? < 1445878830 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe < 1445878832 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :the skeleton of the category of finite sets and functions between them also has naturals as objects < 1445878846 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :an arrow : N -> M is an N-tuple of numbers http://www.hydrairc.com <- < 1445879106 0 :nitia!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :The set of all things is not a set. nitia invented it < 1445879140 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :long before Russell and Whitehead broke it < 1445879151 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :party poopers < 1445879299 0 :nitia!?@? NICK :nvd < 1445879344 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? nvd < 1445879345 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvd is what Taneb calls himself when he wants to feel professional. < 1445879356 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i see < 1445879360 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvd: what is your profession < 1445879364 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: student < 1445879367 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :you all learned category theory from david madore. it all makes sense now. < 1445879417 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: also person who helps people be students < 1445879459 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :help me be a student < 1445879496 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: do you regularly go to a place of education? < 1445879501 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :If so, in what capacity? < 1445879565 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. i am an after-school tutor. < 1445879572 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :who doesn't know category theory. < 1445879611 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would suggest that that is the wrong capacity < 1445879622 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try attending in the capacity of being a student < 1445879669 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have tried. i've told my students to be the tutors instead and teach me, but they don't seem to know category theory either < 1445879730 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right, don't take action; be a bystander. Showing interest is optional. < 1445879759 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1445879769 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the teacher's job to make you learn < 1445879771 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION runs. < 1445879846 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah that's the worst part of teaching < 1445879852 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(disclaimer: the statements above are my own but do not necessarily reflect my opinion) < 1445879866 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :if i ran the place, i'd just kick out everyone who wasn't willing to take an active role in their education < 1445879892 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvd: Should I be a student? < 1445879903 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure why not < 1445879910 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: do you want to learn? < 1445879917 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can be anything you want < 1445879920 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvd: Sure. < 1445879923 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :you are *free* < 1445879939 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :in how many parameters? < 1445879956 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: then why not be a student < 1445879956 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION sends quintopia in a corner < 1445879963 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvd: takes up a lot of time < 1445879966 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and money < 1445879973 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Be a night student! < 1445879979 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it an educational corner? < 1445879981 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :takes up time at night too < 1445880009 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is more time at night than during the day < 1445880009 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a punishment corner for educational purposes < 1445880025 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it's after the autumn equinox in the northern hemispher < 1445880026 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :e < 1445880036 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah but i like to play by myself < 1445880050 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i never learn very much < 1445880466 0 :^v!~^v@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445880561 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: you could read Leinster's _Basic Category Theory_ < 1445880570 0 :Lyka|Away!?@? NICK :Lyka < 1445880576 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've been reading Schubert's Category Theory < 1445880584 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's... not a good introductory text < 1445880591 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: come Jan 01 it'll be available on the Internet for free < 1445880595 0 :nvd!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :I prefer his music < 1445880597 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you can already get it as a book < 1445880727 0 :Froo!~Frooxius@ip-89-177-144-144.net.upcbroadband.cz QUIT :Quit: *bubbles away* < 1445880746 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@ip-89-177-144-144.net.upcbroadband.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1445881031 0 :Lyka!?@? NICK :Lyka|Away < 1445881329 0 :TieSoul!~TieSoul@2a02:a448:4a62:0:24e5:7cb7:bf13:8772 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445881348 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make SQLite extension for accessing various kind of external data, such as weather and finance and perhaps various different search engines for specific kind of stuff. < 1445881416 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why does that belong in SQLite? < 1445881446 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It does not belong in the SQLite core, but it can be use in extensions. < 1445881495 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar lowi < 1445881496 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOWI 261720Z VRB02KT CAVOK 09/07 Q1018 NOSIG < 1445881515 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Therefore you don't need to use web-browser and so on to access, just using SQL to access it instead and you can even use multiple sources (including local data) together, making backups of data, etc. In some cases you may even want to be able to send data to the server; a virtual table can be read/write so this is possible. < 1445881591 0 :llue!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1445881601 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@cpc15-croy20-2-0-cust489.croy.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445881601 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@cpc15-croy20-2-0-cust489.croy.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Changing host < 1445881601 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu JOIN :#esoteric < 1445881695 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It would be useful if SQLite had the way for a virtual table to consume LIMIT/OFFSET clauses (especially when used with remote data accessed over internet), although a few considerations must be made in order to do so: [1] The SQLite core may add implicit LIMIT/OFFSET, for example in a scalar subquery. [2] If the virtual table cannot consume the ORDER BY clause, then it will not be able to consume the LIMIT/OFFSET clause either. < 1445881715 0 :nvd!?@? NICK :Taneb < 1445881902 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.146 QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1445883715 0 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-vceajenvrvxixppp JOIN :#esoteric < 1445885141 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Battle for Zendikar has an Ur-Golem's Eye with a 4/4 body for {5} < 1445885264 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also an instant for {7} with “Exile target permanent.” < 1445885335 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also a couple of cards that can put an opponent's exiled cards (including suspended etc) to graveyard. < 1445885670 0 :evalj!~jeval@BC066B86.catv.pool.telekom.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1445886498 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@74-114-87-68.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1445886716 0 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl JOIN :#esoteric < 1445887129 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop talking about your yugioh cards < 1445887189 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hides < 1445887202 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's probably MtG < 1445887203 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea < 1445887206 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but probably MtG < 1445887236 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: yes, but "yugioh" is the correct derogatory term in this context when you want to annoy M:tG players < 1445887259 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm... "MtG is an esoteric card-based co-programming language, meant to be executed by hand between a set of human beings." < 1445887309 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :or more like tease them, rather than annoy < 1445887312 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The flow of the program is determined by randomness and the strategic choices those humans make, along with the sets of cards." < 1445887341 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Thus, MtG is not entirely deterministic. It is likely to be possible to predict all potential flows through a program, but not to determine the flow that will occur." < 1445887361 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :How many non-scheming players should normally play in a Archenemy game? < 1445887372 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The output of the program is the information on which human 'won' the game." < 1445887386 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The game might nonterminate. < 1445887390 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: all players available, I say < 1445887561 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd like an Unscar card (hybrid Battlegrowth), that is, an instant for {W/G} with “Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature” < 1445887591 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: The game terminates when the humans are. < 1445887629 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1445887633 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(read: even if you an MtG program ran forever, when the humans died, it wouldn't be running, would it?) < 1445887646 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: no < 1445887666 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: humans manipulating physical cards or MTGO are just the usual ways to execute the program < 1445887684 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :just like how compiling, linking, and then running the linked program is just the usual way to run a C program < 1445887705 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :the game rules model is abstract and well-defined regardless the humans, < 1445887713 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you can talk about a game without humans playing < 1445887725 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, fair enough < 1445887875 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's two separate documents, the game rules and the tournament rules. the game rules (which is like the C standard) describes the abstract flow of the game. the tournament rules describe a way humans can play with physical cards, how they have to represent the state of the game, and what the judges shall do when they make mistakes or cheat deliberately. < 1445887903 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the tournament rules isn't the only way you can play the game defined by the game rules. < 1445887930 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :(in addition, the tournament rules also describes tournament structure, drafts, deck checks, and stuff like that.) < 1445887948 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :(those are things that happen between or outside games) < 1445888027 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So MtG may as well come with a programming language for the rules, then. Noted... < 1445888039 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :In particular, the tournament rules say that during the game, the players must not use note made before the game, but only notes they made during the game. This is for practical reasons, to speed up matches, but if you start programming M:tG, you don't want to play that way. < 1445888084 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :This isn't really unique to M:tG. Chess or contact bridge also have abstract game rules and tournament rules, though in those cases they might be in the same document. < 1445888164 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Chess has like a hundred different rules documents, because the chess association of each country has a separate one.) < 1445888662 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :The tournament rules also imply that some tournament games don't map to games valid in the game rules, because for some accidental mistakes, the judges can continue the game from an invalid game derivation. < 1445888670 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1445888699 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, you can't deliberately play an invalid game, because if you do, that counts as cheating, so the judge has to award you at least a game loss, likely worse. < 1445889296 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445889731 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :A white Assassinate? What the heck? Why are they printing all creature removal in white now? < 1445889955 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Devourero@74-114-87-68.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1445890117 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@74-114-87-68.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1445890301 0 :Patashu!~Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1445890458 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Devourero@74-114-87-68.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1445890811 0 :TieSoul!~TieSoul@2a02:a448:4a62:0:24e5:7cb7:bf13:8772 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1445891078 0 :nchambers!?@? NICK :agent_nchambers < 1445891251 0 :agent_nchambers!?@? NICK :nchambers < 1445891908 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1445892088 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trivia: porting a C doubly linked list to Haskell is not easy < 1445892130 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Devourero@74-114-87-68.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1445892177 0 :atrapado!~atrapado@unaffiliated/atrapado JOIN :#esoteric < 1445892275 0 :Patashu!~Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1445892396 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Devourero@74-114-87-68.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1445892653 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Devourero@74-114-87-68.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1445892718 0 :hppavilion[2]!?@? NICK :hppavilion[1] < 1445892913 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-44c0f875.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445892990 0 :Sgeo__!~Sgeo@ool-44c0f875.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1445893031 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@74-114-87-68.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1445893054 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@74-114-87-68.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1445893056 0 :aretecode!~aretecode@S01061859339e5f51.cc.shawcable.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445893076 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how easy is it? < 1445893194 0 :aretecode!~aretecode@S01061859339e5f51.cc.shawcable.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1445894509 0 :evalj!~jeval@BC066B86.catv.pool.telekom.hu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1445894983 0 :qwertyo!~qwertyo1@2620:101:f000:702:448:8178:4e15:db88 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445895020 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera, not < 1445895277 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb how is computer science < 1445895305 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :It goes < 1445895312 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Our website now supports https < 1445895332 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait weren't you doing something with maths < 1445895338 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :That also goes < 1445895345 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm doing joint honours Maths and CS < 1445895359 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :How goes Warwick < 1445895558 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm desperately trying to master brian bowditchology < 1445895605 0 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-vceajenvrvxixppp QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1445895642 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need someone to supervise my project and it's between him and someone else < 1445895647 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :and they're both terrible < 1445895925 0 :qwertyo!~qwertyo1@2620:101:f000:702:448:8178:4e15:db88 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1445895931 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@74-114-87-68.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1445896118 0 :qwertyo!~qwertyo1@wn-res-nat-129-97-125-39.dynamic.uwaterloo.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1445896298 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1445896411 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oooh, that's a thing I need to do < 1445896418 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :(choose who to supervise my project) < 1445896423 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd suggest choosing a better project < 1445896748 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanelle! < 1445896798 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :QUINTHELLOPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! < 1445896833 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://hacksoc.org/ check out that delicious SSL < 1445896892 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes? what about it? < 1445896909 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :We have it! < 1445896914 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh! it's let'sencrypted! < 1445896926 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah! < 1445896939 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Our infrastructure guy got on the beta < 1445896990 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nom alternatif du sujet du certificat, nom DNS: runciman.hacksoc.org. < 1445897014 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :runciman is the name of our shell server < 1445897020 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :With user webspace < 1445897028 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's where my esolangs page lives < 1445897101 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1445897109 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric : I'd suggest choosing a better project < 1445897118 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't chosen a project so... < 1445897135 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :In that case, I suggest choosing a better university < 1445897138 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Might I recommend York? < 1445897143 0 :atrapado!~atrapado@unaffiliated/atrapado QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1445897172 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :(University of, that is, otherwise you might bump into oren) < 1445897181 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb, fuck off your underwater hockey team is mediocre < 1445897231 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is a fair point < 1445897297 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :though they're hosting student nationals this year so do not tell them i said that < 1445897322 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84767-aztw28-2-0-cust223.18-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1445897329 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm afraid I don't follow underwater hockey too closely < 1445897356 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: \helloren\. you york? < 1445897382 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily, I believe \oren\ is or was associated with York University < 1445897392 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is a completely different establishment < 1445897409 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb, well yes, you can't really see anything unless you are also underwater < 1445897416 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :the solution to this is to play underwater hockey < 1445897665 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :That sounds like a lot of effort < 1445899409 0 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1445899941 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Porting a C linked list to Haskell? < 1445899941 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dunno, wouldn't that be a matter of, like... < 1445899965 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :data DLL a = DLL a (Ptr a) (Ptr a) < 1445899971 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, not quite. < 1445899981 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :data DLL a = DLL a (Ptr (DLL a)) (Ptr (DLL a)) < 1445899992 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Voilà. < 1445900286 0 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dfvdchklzrescdhy JOIN :#esoteric < 1445900336 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom tanebventions < 1445900337 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :find: `wisdom/*tanebventions*': No such file or directory \ /cat: : No such file or directory < 1445900342 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tanebventions < 1445900343 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, automatic squirrel feeders, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, Go, the universe, weetoflakes, persistence, the reals, robots, progress, and this sentence. He never invents anything involving sex. < 1445900356 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :`fundamental theorem of tanebventions < 1445900356 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: fundamental: not found < 1445900361 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :`?fundamental theorem of tanebventions < 1445900362 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: ?fundamental: not found < 1445900363 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fundamental theorem of tanebventions < 1445900364 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fundamental theorem of tanebventions? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1445900437 0 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: RENEWED CHICKEN < 1445900600 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? progress < 1445900601 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Progress has been made today. It was invented by Taneb. < 1445901211 0 :Wright!~Wright@c-98-225-44-92.hsd1.wa.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1445901784 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? this sentence < 1445901785 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :This sentence was not invented by Taneb. Taneb invented it. < 1445901829 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`paste bin/wisdom < 1445901832 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/bin/wisdom < 1445901900 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see < 1445901924 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1445901925 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :native/The natives are restless, also armed with sed. < 1445901943 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1445901944 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lord/The way of the Lord is not just. < 1445901949 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1445901951 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bfjoust/bfjoust is a spamming tool for #esoteric. < 1445901964 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo wisdom/* | wc -l < 1445901965 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1445901991 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo wisdom/* | tr -dc \ | wc -c < 1445901992 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :727 < 1445901995 0 :qwertyo!~qwertyo1@wn-res-nat-129-97-125-39.dynamic.uwaterloo.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1445902066 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are probably better ways to figure out how many elements a glob expands to < 1445902105 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` tmp=(wisdom/*); echo ${#tmp} < 1445902106 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :8 < 1445902457 0 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999918.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: no, I'm an alumnus of UofT, but my dad works at York U < 1445903111 0 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? UofT < 1445903112 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :UofT? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1445903122 0 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net QUIT :Quit: mihow < 1445903146 0 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999918.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can one use proliferate to charage up planeswalkers faster? < 1445903160 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, what happens when damage is dealt to a planeswalker creature? < 1445903469 0 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999918.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :it loses loyalty counters < 1445903819 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does a planeswalker creature necessarily have toughness?